Hi.
I don't want this watch.
Nothin' ever happens.
Who goes there?
Step forward!
Well, well.
You know, this is
Prince Dameron's road.
-You'll have to pay the toll.
-Toll?
Dear me, I seem to be a little short
at the moment.
Well, I'm sure we can sort
something out.
Oh, I'm sure we can.
Take cover!
Look out!
Get her!
You'll give us away.
Mommy's working.
That should ease the pain.
Can you stand?
-Yeah. Thanks.
-Xena, are you all right?
Who were those archers?
It doesn't make sense. I mean, who wants
to seize the road to Amphipolis?
Ares…
Hey, Xena.
Have a change 'o heart?
Well, my offer still stands.
I'm willing to protect
you and your child…
…at no small amount of personal risk,
I might add.
And what if I decline?
You ransack my hometown?
Hold my mother hostage
until I agree.
You've got the wrong god.
There's another who deals
in mortal blood.
Like all the gods…
…she knows your bundle of joy
portends the demise of the olympians.
Athena…
Report.
It is done.
We used your arrows, as you ordered.
And spared the border guards
to tell Xena…
…that we're heading for Amphipolis.
Don't tell me one of those toll
collectors laid a w*apon on you.
Xena was there.
You have my favor, Elenis.
Always.
But take care.
It doesn't make you any less mortal.
I saw the child.
I could have k*lled her for you.
You're a fine warrior, Elenis.
But the most dangerous
animal on Earth…
…is a mother protecting
her young.
In the name of Zeus,
I will k*ll the child myself.
In the time of ancient gods,…
…warlords…
…and kings…
…a land in turmoil
cried out for a hero.
She was Xena.
A mighty princess…
…forged in the heat of battle.
The power…
The passion…
The danger…
Her courage will change the world.
Mom!
Here.
Xena!
Well… It's about time you brought
my new little granddaughter for a visit.
Listen, Mom, there'll be time
for a family reunion later.
Right now, we've got to get you to safety.
Come on!
We allowed Xena to enter the village
before cutting off the road behind her.
Amphipolis is completely surrounded.
Excellent. You know my mind
better than I do, Elenis.
Who was it who said
"An army is a terrible thing to waste."?
I think it was me.
My, my… Legions from Rome
standing with Cleopatra's royal guard.
Knights from Brittania, and of course,…
…Athena's own elete archers.
The best of the best.
I am all a-tingle.
You should att*ck here,
and here now…
…before Xena can
rally her defenses.
Athena doesn't need your help.
Nor any man's,
it would seem.
Why are you here, brother?
My survival is at stake too.
The child must die.
Oh, really?
Rumor has it that you made Xena
an offer to spare the child…
…if she gave you one of your own.
And rumor has it…
that she turned you down.
This isn't one of your little games
to try and make Xena your plaything.
Zeus is dead, Ares, our father.
The prophecy is coming true,
and Xena's child is the key.
And why not att*ck now?
People of Amphipolis are loyal to me.
Give them time…
…and they'll deliver up the child
without the need to spill blood.
Perhaps.
But where's the fun in that?
All right, listen.
The last thing I wanted to do was to
bring an army down on your heads…
…but I'm not sacrificing
my child.
Not for the sake of a selfish
pack of gods…
…who don't give a damn
about the human suffering they cause.
We've heard stories, Xena,
about Eli and his teachings.
How his god raised you
from the dead.
That the age of the olympian gods is over.
Is that true?
It is true.
The gods ruled us in fear.
Eli fought them with love.
I was with Eli
when Ares struck him down.
We're not soldiers, Xena,…
…but if your daughter is the one
to bring about Eli's word…
…we'll do our best to protect her.
Xena…
Athena…
I would say it's an honor, but considering
you're here to k*ll my baby…
-…I'll skip the formalities.
-I am not unsympathetic, Xena.
But consider the consequences
of your actions.
You would deprive these people
of their gods? Their faith?
For the life of one child?
Hasn't this village given up enough
of its children?
I've already lost a son,
and a grandson I never even met.
Well, I won't give up this child,
not even for the gods themselves.
And all of you…
Are you that eager to die
for this child?
I don't want any of you to suffer.
Give me this child,
and you will receive my blessing.
The armies of Athena
lay siege to this town.
You think you can fight them
with a song?
I've protected you for years.
Watched over you,
and this is how you repay me?
So be it.
You have chosen your fate.
Fire!
Cover!
Charge!
They're trying to break out here.
Frontal as*ault onto
one of our best units?
It doesn't sound like
a move Xena would make.
-Could be a diversion.
-I considered that…
…but Gabrielle is leading the att*ck.
Xena would never risk her
second-in-command on a suicidal feint.
If Xena commands half the loyalty
you do, my goddess,…
…Gabrielle would surely lay down
her life to insure Xena's escape.
I don't doubt Gabrielle's
willingness to die.
Only Xena's
willingness to lose her.
But what if Xena
has no intention of losing her?
Remember, Elenis.
A great commander always looks
beyond what their opponent is doing…
…to see if there's
a deeper strategy.
These tunnels will take us
beneath the battle.
With Gabrielle attacking,
we'll come up behind the enemy…
-…and crush them between us.
-A fine battle plan, Xena.
But I'm afraid your friend, Gabrielle,
won't be getting any reinforcements.
-Where is she?
-She'll be here!
Hold the line!
Very clever…
Using these tunnels to try
and flank our positions…
You know, I'd love to stay and compare
strategies with you…
…but I'm in a bit of a hurry.
Oh, there's no rush, Xena.
You see, you're too late
to save Gabrielle now.
Xena!
I know who you are. You're Athena's
new champion, Elenis of Mycenae.
You heal quickly.
Or was that divine intervention?
You know, it's a shame that you had
to run off last time we met.
I'd like to finish
what we started.
Nothing would make me happier…
…but very regrettably…
…I have my orders…
…to seal these tunnels.
Greek fire…
Run!
You don't wanna do that.
Get out!
Some people just don't listen.
Not what I expected.
-Back to the trenches!
-Come on!
Back to the trenches!
The wounded can still keep watch.
They're all committed, Xena,
but we're down to half-strength.
Half-strength or full-strengh, we don't
have the manpower to break the siege.
Athena could just sit out there
until we starve to death.
They're might be another way.
Xena, we can get Eve out of here.
Xena, we captured some of their armor
in the last att*ck.
If you put it on, you can slip through
these lines after dark.
Forget it.
It won't work.
If Athena thinks that Eve is gone, she
will pull out. This whole thing will be over.
No, it won't.
Don't you see?
Athena has chosen Amphipolis because
she knows I'll try to save these people.
She is ransoming
their lives for Eve's.
And every drop of blood
that she spills is on my hands.
Incoming!
Get down!
We should be out of the range
of those arrows.
Get down!
You all right, sweetheart?
Sad, isn't it?
To be mortal.
They can't see me.
I came to talk to you.
Very well, then let's talk.
Why are you doing this, Athena?
Ares, I could understand.
He's always out for himself.
And Zeus was just clinging to power.
But you?
Of all the olympians, you were the only one
who ever seemed to deserve my respect.
I have no choice.
The Fates have decreed it.
Warriors like us
make our own fate.
I have a proposal for you.
A fair fight.
No tricks no godlike powers.
And if I win, you spare Eve
and leave these people in peace.
Tempting…
…but no.
The people need
their gods, Xena.
-They need something to believe in.
-They have something to believe in.
If you listened to them, you'd know that.
The cult of Eli? Do you really believe
love will win this battle?
I've poisoned your water supply.
What will you give them
when they're dying of thirst? Love?
Eve?
Don't panic.
She just needs changing.
Hey, Eve… You're all right.
I worry about her though, Mom.
Listen… No matter what happens, thank you
for letting me see my granddaughter.
She is so perfect…
No, Mom, it's me who should be
thanking you.
Standing up to Athena like that
was very impressive.
Please, facing down a god?
I can handle.
Well, I raised you, remember?
Terrible , terrible ,
terrible .
Sorry I made it so tough for you.
Now look, just listen for once.
You know, in the end it's worth
all the heartache in the world…
…just to see your child grow up strong.
Proud.
I'd like you to know
what that's like, Xena.
I will, Mom.
I will.
Ares!
Ares!
Athena is beatin' you
like a dog out there.
Put a poultice on it.
It's gotta sting.
-Thanks.
-Hey, don't feel bad.
After all, you're fighting
the goddess of wisdom and warfare.
Don't forget weaving.
So…
Ares…
I believe we discussed a deal.
Deal, deal, deal, deal, deal.
I don't know. Did we?
Cut the crap.
I'm ready to bargain.
You fight beside me
and we can defeat Athena.
Maybe we can.
Of course, if I side with you
against my sister…
…then I become a pariah on Olympus.
So by helping you,
my own fate is sealed.
I'm still interested.
I just wanna know…
…what's in it for me?
What's in if for you?
Me.
You help me defeat Athena…
…and I'm yours.
You're mine?
For years you've been wanting me
to be your Warrior Queen.
Well…
I'm offering you my sword…
and the body that wields it.
That's…
That's very tempting.
-But what about Olympus?
-Olympus is doomed.
Zeus is dead.
And whatever happens here,
their reign is over.
Look, you want immortality?
A child is immortality.
A legacy. A lineage.
You help me save my daughter
and you will be her father.
Through her,
we can live forever.
Xena…
I'm offering you
everything you ever wanted.
Take it.
No.
No, you don't.
What?
You're up to something.
I have desired you from the very time
I saw you in battle.
And now? After all these years,
after all these games,…
…the cat and the mouse,
will I, won't I,…
…"Ares, I'm yours. Take me."?
Well, I'm sorry, it's too easy.
I am offering you a deal.
And I don't go back on my promises.
No. No, you don't.
But you always come up with
some way to mess with my head.
This is crazy.
I'm a pig farmer, not a soldier.
How am I supposed
to fight Athena?
So what are we supposed to do?
Just hand over her little babe to get k*lled?
If the gods will it,
who are we to stand in the way?
Athena's always protected us.
What do we know about this Eli
and his way?
All I know is he wound up
on the end of Ares' sword.
-What about the twilight?
-It's a myth.
Athena's the goddess of wisdom,
for crying out loud.
If she wants the child,
I say we give it to her.
Do you want to give Eve to Athena?
Does anybody else feel that way?
We give up the baby,
and go back to our fields in peace…
…until the next god comes along…
…and they want your child.
Or yours.
We're not fighting for Xena.
We're fighting for ourselves.
For our right to be treated
like human beings…
…not game pieces.
If any one of you is willing
to give up their own child…
…then speak up!
'Cause I will not have you
fighting next to me!
Back to your posts.
Ares…
Ares, I need to talk to you.
Well, aren't I Mr. Popular?
I'm not here to play games.
I know that Xena made an offer to you.
You're telling the story.
If you lay a hand on her, I sw…
What? You'll do what?
If you accept, you will destroy Xena.
You will turn her into exactly
what she used to be. A vicious k*ller.
Yeah, well… I kinda liked that Xena.
Did you? Then why are you
so obsessed with who she is now?
Tell me you don't feel anything for
the real Xena. The good Xena.
Ares, if you make her do this,
she will never love you.
Do you think… she'd really give
herself to me to save Eve?
Has she ever said anything
she doesn't mean?
Thank you.
Don't do it.
So, sis, how goes the siege?
I'm about to start catapulting dead
cows into the village.
And a classic it is.
But as much as I love the smell of
rotting cow carcass in the morning…
…have you condsidered there might be
another way to break the stalemate?
I might be able to convince Xena
to leave our realm,…
…to take Eve
where she can do no harm.
And where would that be?
Oh, you're thinking
with your codpiece again, brother.
Do you really think Xena will be yours
if you can save the child?
Have you considered that maybe
this prophecy is fulfilling itself?
Think about it. What can Xena's baby
do to us really?
Yet the more we fight amongst ourselves
about the future…
…of this one tiny child,
the more vulnerable we become.
Because of this one tiny child,
Zeus is already dead!
If he'd let well enough alone,
Hercules wouldn't 'a k*lled him.
And what if you're wrong, Ares?
Is it worth the risk for one child?
Or for one woman?
There will be no compromise.
Hello, Ares.
Thought I might find you here.
Oh, yeah.
So… Are we going to seal this deal?
Or what?
Sounds like a plan.
One thing.
Can I trust you to keep
your end of the bargain?
Yeah, sure.
Because I wouldn't want
there to be any confusion.
No, no confusion.
I side with you, against gods,
save Eve, gotcha.
Excellent.
Did you hear something?
No.
Oh, no, no.
I heard fighting.
Perfect.
Now… Where were we?
Are you all right?
Mom?
Xena!
This is not what it looks like!
-Yeah, it is.
-I suppose it could be…
…worse.
I mean, after all, he is a god.
Although I would have preferred
Apollo or…
…or maybe Hermes.
Excuse me. Hermes?
With the wings on the feet?
Oh, please!
Xena!
Gabrielle has launched an att*ck
on Athena's army.
Hey, wait.
What are you doing?
I couldn't have planned this better myself.
I promised to help
you and your daughter.
Now Gabrielle is attacking.
She's providing us with the perfect cover.
What are you saying?
Leave her now…
while Athena's distracted…
…and I'll take you and your daughter
someplace else.
No.
You're making a mistake.
I would have kept our bargain.
I know you would have.
I've got to do this my way.
What a surprise…
Gabrielle tried to charge our line,
but we have her trapped.
They're getting desperate.
End it for me, Elenis, before
all of Amphipolis is destroyed.
Put an arrow in the young bard.
We'll see how long Xena will resist while
her companion slowly bleeds to death.
Stop the att*ck.
Stop the att*ck!
Xena…
-What are you doing?
-Get outta my way, Gabrielle.
I'm going to save these people and you.
A wise decision, Xena.
Pull back your army.
Of course. You heard her.
Pull back!
Ok.
It's for the best, Xena.
Don't make it worse with your platitudes.
Do it… while she's asleep. Do it.
You might want to look away.
If my daughter's to be sacrificed
to save these people…
…the least I can do honor her
is to remember every detail.
Not so fast, sis.
Ares, get out of my way!
You know what they say?
Blood is thicker than water…
…but blood runs hardest
when love is involved.
You're really whipped, aren't you?
Oh, no, that ain't nice.
-Gabrielle, now!
-Atack!
Let's see you do
without your goddess' back.
Not bad.
What's the matter, bro?
-Worried about your girlfriend?
-Me? No.
Worried about yours?
Elena!
Retreat!
Your wound is beyond my healing.
Do I still have your favor, Athena?
Always.
Always.
Take a good look, Ares.
We're next.
All of us.
Xena…
-Are you ok?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
-Did you and Ares…?
-No.
Not yet.
Shall we conclude
our transaction, Xena?
Y'know, it's really kind
of you, Ares,…
…but I don't think I'm gonna have
to take you up on your offer after all.
I saved your chi…
You saved my dollie.
Why do you continue to deny us?
We had a deal.
When we were fighting side by side,
it was like we were one.
Back there in the temple…
…can you tell me
you didn't feel anything?
I felt nothing.
This isn't finished.
As long as your child lives,
they'll keep coming…
…and then you're gonna have to come
to me for help.
I felt something.
Xena!
You all right?
Hey, Eve.
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
You guys cut it pretty fine
with that att*ck.
Nearly ran out of foreplay.
Just about had to go
through with it.
Xena, when someone invents
an accurate time-keeping device,…
…then I can synchronize
the plan better.
Yeah, and that b*mb was
a little much, you know?
It wasn't
like I was wearing anything.
I mean, armor.
I don't understand.
Gabrielle…
You blew up Ares' temple.
We had to start
the battle somehow.
Otherwise you would have had to have
gone through with the deal, right?
So you two planned the whole thing?
What am I gonna do with you two?
-Come on.
-Xena…
Did you say that you felt something?
-No.
-No, I think I heard you.
You said you felt something.
-Gabrielle, I said no such thing.
-Oh, really?
-Maybe a little something.
-What?!