08x04 - Cheese Puff Mountain

[bunniefuu]

[Scanner whirring]
[Theme music plays]

[Whirring]

It's alive!

Here me, Xanatos,
you have gone too far,

and, tomorrow, I will end you!

Goliath is coming for you!

One more stone sleep and then
my fury will be unleashed.

[Birds chirping]

[Cooing]

[Farting]

Hey, Goliath!
It's me, Xanatos!

Hyah!

[Laughs] Well, that
was easier than I ...

[Grunts]
[bleep]

[Screams]

[Chime]

[Whistling]

[Chime]

[Whistle]

Oh, I knew that was a bad idea.

Well, you know what will win her heart?
Open trade relations with China.

Not everything is about trade
relations with China, d*ck!

- I have a huge surprise.
- So do I!

- Okay, you first!
- No, you first.

Okay, together ...
on the count of three.

One, two, three!

- I'm pregnant.
- I like to eat babies!

- Oh, my god!
- That's fantastic!

[music]

Huh? But if I wore that
hat to work, then ...

[Gasps]
Oh, no! My haberdasher!

Hello, this message is
for Brian "Oddjob" Kimora.

It's Al Woodley, down
at West End haberdashery.

So, first of all, [bleep]
you. Wanted to get that

one out of the way before
I d*ed of blood loss.

Second of all, your hat
will be ready for pickup

after : P.M. on Thursday.
Have a good one.

[Roaring]
Man: Godzilla's destroying our city!

Oh, he's so angry and violent!
Why?!

[Roaring]

Shark att*ck!

Another lonely night for
Doctor Manhattan.

All my girlfriends leave me

Because my exposed penis
makes them uncomfortable...

and I give them cancer.
[Slurping]

Later, I will urinate this
soda out of my penis hole.

The future is the past and
the present all at once.

We want please to have three
orange sodas! [distant club music]

And the vicks vaporub to
make my body Feel like a

- giant menthol cigarette.
- Sorry, we don't carry vaporub.

Whoa!
Many thanks, huge glow stick!

We is going to party now.
You come?

Though time is shapeless,
: A.M. seems late to go out.

No, is early!
We are always partying!

We are never not partying!

[Techno playing]

[Sniffing]

[Techno continues]

[Cheering]

[Screams]

[Cheering]

[Techno continues]

Oh, my gosh,
is so much fun last night.

We is time for breakfast mimosas?

No, we is time for you to get
the [bleep] out of my apartment.

You're gonna want to head
straight to chemotherapy.

[music]
This is a carjacking!

[Tires screech]

[laughs] Oh, man!
Did that guy pick the wrong car.

- Do you think he bought it?
- Shut up and kiss me!

[Smooching]

They bought it.

I've always wanted
to know what it's like

To feel a human inside me.
Step on my pedal.

Wow, oh, wow!

[Intercom chimes]
Pilot: Uh, folks, it's come to my attention

we have a passenger aboard
with a peanut allergy,

so due to F.A.A. regulations,

we had to dump all
peanuts from the plane.

which is highly
unfortunate for all of you.

This is captain Mr. Peanut
signing off.

Whoo!

Yahoo!
Oh, my monocle!

- Ugh, what the hell is that thing?!
- I am Kuato, Mr. Quaid.

You look like that baby
that got eaten by that guy

and you're trying to push
your way out of his stomach!

That is not what happened at all.

Ugh, why are you all slimy?!
Do you have a cold or something?

I do not have a cold, Mr. Quaid.

You look like you've been
wiping your nose with your

little baby arms and then
smearing it all over your body.

Take my hands, Mr. Quaid.

[Squish] Ugh!
It's all gooey, and it smells!

- It does not smell!
- Ugh, now it smells like it's smelly!

[Grunting]
Oh, no!

Man: [British accent]
The world's most efficient

predators call the ocean their home ...

the orca,

the giant squid,

and of course, the dreaded Kn*fe Shark.

The Kn*fe Shark is an efficient k*ller.

When he kills his prey, he
removes everything of value.

The Kn*fe Shark will adapt
to his prey's occupation

and will rise within the ranks

of his prey's real
estate development firm.

The Kn*fe Shark will
mate with his prey's wife.

The Kn*fe Shark will go shopping
for a new vacuum cleaner,

but will not sign up for
a couples' cooking class.

The Kn*fe Shark has already
given up half his Saturday.

The Kn*fe Shark will ultimately
not hold his marriage together,

despite months of couples counseling.

[Screams]

[Both roaring]

[Both whining]

Tinker Bell, you're my best friend!

Huh? Who are you?

My name is Pinker Bell.
I'll be your best friend.

But I already have a best
friend ... Tinker Bell.

Yes, but I'll let you put it in my...

[Whispering]
Uh!

Oh, Pinker Bell is my new best friend.
Sorry, Tinker Bell.

And who are you?

My name is Stinker Bell,
and I'll let you...

[Whispering]
Stinker Bell wins!

Well, you can't compete with that.

[music] _

[Fire crackling]

- Oh, no, the twin oak tree houses!
- What happened?

No time for that now.
We got to rescue those pets!

Marshal!

[Barks]

Oh, no! Look!

- I've got you!
- You've got me. Who's got you?

Oh, you have a jet pack.
That answers that.

Oh! No!

Golly, how did the
tree house catch fire?

It was... that cat!

[Growls]

Why do they hate us so much?
Why?!

Rubble, you built those
tree houses. Are you sure

they'll hold together until
we can rescue those pets?

I'd bet my life on it, Ryder.

[Cracking]

- Oh, no! Marshal, chase!
- Rubble on the double.

No!

[Howling]
[g*nf*re]

[Meows] Paw Patrol is on a roll,
mother-[bleep]!

[g*nf*re]

You know what the best part is?

- What's that?
- Cats hate water.

[Laughter]

Good job solving the mystery of the
abandoned shipping factory, g*ng.

The gray ghost was
just a guy in a costume.

- I did not see that coming.
- So where to next, g*ng?

Well, there's the
deserted amusement park,

an old vacant mansion,
an abandoned warehouse,

an abandoned hotel,
a shuttered hospital,

and another abandoned hotel.

The economy isn't getting better, is it?

You've been implanted
with a device, Picard.

Answer incorrectly, and you
will feel unimaginable pain.

Why am I naked?!

- You have a nice ass and d*ck.
- Fair enough.

How many lights do you see?

There are four lights.

[Electricity crackles]
[screams]

How many lights do you see?

[Groans]

Five lights!

[Bell dings]
Correct.

- Which famous playwright wrote "Macbeth"?
- Shakespe... uh, um...

- Tyler Perry?
- Congratulations!

You just won a brand-new
Ford Fusion!

[Cheerful music playing]
[horn honks]

Man: And now the karma sutra,
brought to you

by everyone's favorite
singer of lists, Yakko Warner.

[Polka music plays]

♪ ...black cherry's on my menu... ♪

[Gasping]

Holy sh*t, there's more!?

♪ There's nothing that's
called the Jurassic Park ♪

♪ but there's lawyer
on toilet and crunch ♪

[Screams]

♪ ...a**l invader named Chip ♪

[Gasps]
Oh, god!

♪ we're going from Warmer to Hot ♪

- # let's try these positions on Dot #
- Uh, what?!

[Clucking theme song]

Ba-Gok! Bok.

- Let's try the fridge splitter again!
- Oh, god!

[Man reading]
[Monkey cooing]

[Chirp, slap]