02x37 - Return of the Buddy Buddy Temple of Doom

[bunniefuu]

Grr!

(Battle cry)

Oh!

They call Sonic a hero
because he can b*at that guy?

I could b*at that nitwit with
just one third of my robot army!

But would anybody
call me a hero? No!

What I need is my own mech suit
to show these plebeians

how fragile
their meaningless existence is.

- Dude, dark.
- Oh, sorry.

Haven't had
my morning coffee yet.

I always get so cranky wanky.

Look at this thing!

Deflector shields, tractor
beams, lasers, power windows.

This is my th symphony.

No batteries?
But I just charged the thing!

I guess all these features
are using too much juice.

I bet the power windows
put me over the top.

May I suggest you simply
remove some features?

May I suggest
I simply remove your head?

(Groans)

- Eggman seems despondent.
- Probably has jury duty.

Well, I'm gonna go talk to him.

Our dynamic with Eggman
is very confusing.

Really?
As far as I know, this is how

grown men and animal-people
always interact.

- What's wrong, Eggman?
- Oh, the usual.

Built the best mech suit
literally ever

and can't find aawn esome enough
power source to handle it!

Wish I could help you,

but since you're probably
building this to destroy us,

I don't think helping
is in my best interest.

But maybe you can talk
to someone else?

Oh, like I'll just run into
someone who understands

the ups and downs
of mech-suit ownership!

(Sigh)

(Groans)

I'm just sick of Sonic
winning all the time.

Ha! Tell me about it, Broseph!

It's as if
we're not allowed to win.

Like there's a strict set
of formulaic guidelines.

Sigh. And my mech suit
would b*at him every time

if I could get
to the Tummel Crystal.

- Tummel-ho-ha-what?
- The legendary Tummel Crystal.

That thing could power
any mech suit.

It's believed to be buried
in the catacombs

below The Buddy Buddy Temple.
So... Oh, well.

Too bad about that.
Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm off to get something other
than the Tummel Crystal,

like a potato or something.

Don't follow me! (Chuckles)

Warning.
Incoming magnetic pulsar.

AI malfunction imminent.
Will I dream, Eggman?

- Aaah!
- Aaah!

Aaah-aaah-aaah!

Aaah-aaah-aaah!

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Ho-cha! Ho-cha!

Oh, perfect. They're nitwits.

Oh, great cyborg centaur,

please spare
our worthless lives!

All right, fine.
I won't destroy you.

But you must swear
eternal servitude to me.

Done and done! Now,
as is custom in our culture,

we will polish and shine
your glorious metal butt!

Yeah, that's OK.
My metal bum is shiny already.

What I really want
is for you to help me find

the legendary Tummel Crystal,

which is buried
deep within these cave walls.

Well, that sounds
like a lotta work.

I don't care how you do it,
but it's the only thing I want.

Oh, and an awesome cape.
And maybe a hat.

- Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
- Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Sonic, just admit it.
We're lost.

Trust me. I know where to go.

- Wait. This is Gogoba Village.
- Maybe trusting me was stupid.

Let's go before we get Gogoba'd
into doing something annoying.

AMY: It's kinda weird,
but the place looks empty.

Except for me.
But of course I don't count.

Chopped Liver is my middle name!
I'd change it,

but the county clerk
was taken away by Froglodytes,

- along with everyone else.
- That's terrible.

Oh, I'll be fine. And I'm sure
my friends and relatives

are thrilled to be captured
and put to work in the mines!

I'll just enjoy the quiet while
all that my civilisation created

is lost to time.

OK, we get it. We'll save them
and bring them home.

Told ya.

Ugh! Argh!
This hammer is so heavy!

That's why you're doing it
and not me!

And the rocks
are so hard to break.

Of course they're hard to break!
They're rocks!

- Can I ask a question?
- No!

- How was I supposed to know?
- That's a question!

You're the worst servants!
Guards! Seize them!

- Uh... Both of them?
- Yes! Both of them!

I just wanted to know if we're
supposed to fill out time cards.

Time cards?

What part of eternal servitude
don't you understand?

So, how's that mining going?

These Gogobas can't do anything.

Well, someone's gotta dig up
my Tummel Crystal,

and it's either gonna be
them or you.

Very well. Back to work!

- But we're on break.
- Break?

Oh, well. We tried.
Poor Gogobas.

Come on. We have to save them!

I know.

(Chatter)

(Hammering)

Ow!
Why was that grape a coconut?

- Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
- Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Great Lord Metalbutt, the Tummel
Crystal is within our reach.

Once I have that,
my power will be limitless!

Sounds like it's time
for ol' Sonic to step in.

We should be fine as long as
there aren't any booby traps.

Aaah!

- Smooth move, fox boy.
- Ah, Sonic the Hedgehog.

Snooping as usual, I see.

Seize them!

(Nervous laugh)

Hey! Be careful with that!

It's not insured
when someone else is using it.

Hey, I found the Tummel Crystal.

Oh, yeah! Crystal me, baby!

- (Chuckles)
- We gotta do something now.

If I can talk that Gogoba
into giving me back my hammer,

I can bust us outta here!

I just have to use
a little reverse psychology.

Great idea. I always want to do
the opposite of what you say.

But that might be
more my problem than yours.

- Ugh! Ugh!
- Ugh!

I can't believe
how strong you are.

I bet I couldn't
even lift that hammer.

Ha! Nonsense!

Women's equality and all that.
You go right ahead, little lady.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Aaah!

Hey! You're not a magic
flying father figure!

You're just like us.

Well, time to cause mayhem.

Hail to the king, baby!

We're bumpin'
with the flava now!

(Screaming)

Oh!

Fire missiles!

Engage tractor beams!

Whoa!

Goodbye, Sonic.

No!

I guess we're all going down
together in a blaze of glory.

Where's that
self-destruct button?

Yep.
Power windows were a mistake.

Ho-cha! Ho-cha!

- Ho-cha!
- No! Stop bowing!

Don't you see?

Look how easily this man tricked
you into doing his bidding.

You need to think critically
for yourselves

and not waste your lives
bowing to false kings.

He's right! Bow to him!

Ho-cha! Ho-cha!

- Ugh!
- Ho-cha!

(Cheering)

Wait!
We forgot to end on a joke!

(Laughter)