01x04 - Canvass

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01x04 - Canvass

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Previously on "Bel-Air"...

My advisory team is saying
that the Black voters

are feeling
disconnected from me.

Come on, Yamacraw.
Show me what you got.

Let's see it, Yamacraw.

All: ♪ I said ooh,
it's cold in here ♪

♪ There must be some Alphas ♪

♪ In the atmosphere ♪

After a long discussion,

Reverend Lamont agreed
to support my campaign.

Mom and Dad said that
you were out here

for a better education.

Well, I hope one day

we can talk about why
you're really here.

You just couldn't stand that
my life was taking shape

not as fast as you want.

It's been two years, Hilary.

What have you got
to show for it?

What have you even figured out?

I figured out that you
don't believe in me.

You have a gift, Viv.

Had a gift.

The world needs to
see your talent again.

What's stopping you, Philip?

Bro, you need to see this sh*t.

I've found you, you
little cocky m*therf*cker.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

You've been doing
okay lately, Carlton?

Feeling better than
I was last week.

Let's just play.

[Lil Bam's "Hot Boy"]

Tick tock, old man Yamacraw.

♪ ♪

♪ Bitch I'm Lil Beno ♪

♪ Put me on the b*at
and they gon' listen ♪

♪ No Z's on me,
can't sleep on me ♪

♪ I make 'em pay attention ♪

♪ I went and put yo V on
me and cardiac my vision ♪

♪ First rapper in my city
cross 9's doing the Bentley ♪

♪ Can't wait till
they free Q ♪

That's check, and that's mate.

♪ ♪

You had me three moves ago.

Oh, really? 'Cause
I counted five.

Mm. [laughs]

I gotta stop going
easy on you, son.

Oh, easy? You wanna
run that back?

I would, but I gotta
handle a few things

before tomorrow's
campaign events.

Oh, yeah.

High-stakes day tomorrow.
You feeling good?

I am.

Particularly excited about you

and Will pounding the
pavement together, huh?

Getting folks
registered to vote.

Look, about that.

Did Mom put you up to the whole
Kobe-Shaq Carlton-Will combo?

First of all,

those two won rings when
they worked together.

Secondly, your mom
and I, we move as one.

You know that.
- Fair enough.

But look, I just don't
see what I stand to gain

from the whole forced
Will arrangement.

Is me not grounding you for
six months incentive enough?

I'm pretty sure you said

that fear isn't an
effective motivator

in that one NPR
interview you did.

All right, you're making
me reconsider my stance.

What's your pitch?

If Will and I register
30 voters with no drama,

I get VIP seats to the
Grand Prix at Monaco.

- 50 voters.
- Done.

♪ ♪

You should've countered at 40.

See you, son.

♪ ♪

Hey, Lisa.

♪ ♪

So you trying and come over for
a little study session or what?

The class is not that difficult.

Come on now, for you.

I mean, you grew up going

to all those art
museums and whatnot.

I didn't.

My auntie talked me into taking
this art history elective.

You know, you could
have taken ballet.

You know, I would pay
to see you in a leotard.

Oh, you got jokes. [laughs]

Nah, but for real,

I need somebody to do
this term paper on.

Who you doing?
- Kara Walker.

She's an installation artist.

She uses silhouettes,
drawings, collages,

all to make a
statement on power,

race, and gender relations.

And she's definitely not afraid
to make people uncomfortable.

That's fire. Okay, I
see you, Kara Walker.

Yes, and she's a Cali girl, too.

She was my mom's
favorite artist.

Was, as in past tense?

My mom d*ed three years ago.

Lupus.

Damn, I'm sorry. I
didn't know that.

I usually only talk about
her to people that knew her,

you know, that understand
how amazing she was.

But if we're gonna be friends,
it's part of who I am.

That's real.

I appreciate you
sharing that with me,

and I'm glad we're friends.

Me too.

So

You still coming to my uncle's
fundraiser tomorrow, or what?

'Cause I'm really trying to see

what you do on those
skates, a'ight?

- Oh, please, I glide.
- Okay.

Okay, you know that roller
skating scene in "ATL"?

That's me.

- Oh, that's you?
- It's me.

Okay, okay, we gon'
see New New Wilkes.

Don't make me have
to snatch that chain.

Ay!

[soft music]

♪ ♪

[engine revs]

♪ ♪

When my mother used
to braid my hair,

we used to talk,

and I'd ask her
all the questions

I had about becoming
a woman and...

[clears throat]

Girl, who are you texting?

- Oh, nobody.
- Mm-hmm.

Well, tell nobody that
somebody needs to be still

so they can get their hair done.

Why can't I just wear a hat
to Dad's thing tomorrow?

I mean, it's at
the skating rink,

not the DNC.

Ashley, they're gonna
be a lot of eyes

and a lot of press.

This is one of the
biggest donor events

of your dad's campaign,
which means we need...

We need to be perfect?

♪ ♪

Look, I know this
campaign hasn't been easy.

Trust me, I'm feeling
it, too. We all are.

So why do you do it?

'Cause I love your father.

And he spent years going
to all my gallery openings

and art shows,

and now it's his turn
to be in the spotlight,

and we need to all be
there for him, hmm?

♪ ♪

Okay.

♪ ♪

Bro, are you sure?
Like, 1,000% sure?

On God, bro. I'm telling you.

Rashad knows you're in Bel-Air.

Bro, how did he find out?

Only you and my mom
know I came out here.

Did you say anything to anybody?

Man, hell no.

I heard he's tapped
in out there in LA,

got some people heavy in the
streets looking for you, bro.

He wants us both in the ground.

When is this sh*t gonna end?

I don't know,

but we need to dead this
sh*t before it's too late.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

[knocking]

Wha gwan, Will?
You're up early.

Yo, G, do you know
where Uncle Phil is?

He ain't about.

He's at a meeting.

♪ ♪

You need something?

Um...

Do you know why I'm
here from Philly?

Mm-hmm.

Little scrap on the
ball court got nasty.

Now some badman from Philly
want to deal with you.

Rashad Denton, right?

Yeah.

Yo, Rashad, man,

he's not trying to
squash this beef.

He sent a sh**t for Tray,

and now apparently he
knows I'm in Bel-Air.

So we've got to
figure something out.

'Cause I'm not trying...
- Don't trouble yourself, Will.

I'll handle the situation.

- But how are you gonna ha...
- I said I'll handle it.

No need to worry.

No need to trouble
your aunt and uncle.

I'll take it from here.

[upbeat music]

Look, I know you're
probably considering a lot

of options right now.

I feel like I should tell you,

we're one of the top
influencer houses

on the planet,

and we're growing
exponentially by the day.

So why don't you tell me

why you think you'd be a
good fit for this house?

So I've got 50,000
Instagram followers

and 275,000 TikTok followers,

and Black women are
my core audience.

My cooking tutorials have
high engagement levels,

and I'm averaging about
eight percent monthly growth

in followers.

I would be honored to
live in the Crib Crystal.

No, I don't think my
content only appeals

to a Black audience.

I can't say that I've
given much thought

to teaming up with
a white co-host.

African American cuisine
is American cuisine.

[squeals] Thank you!

I look forward to hearing
from you real soon.

Bye.

[groans]

[soft music playing]

♪ ♪

Care to help?

No, I just came to
see if it was true

that you were ready to
start painting again.

I am so ready, Joan.

Well, you've had your hands full

with Phil and the campaign.

Yeah, I do, but I mean,

why should his goals
crowd out mine?

You know, it was never my
decision to stop painting.

I just got swept away with
Phil and the kids' schedules,

but now I'm reclaiming my time.

- Yes, ma'am.
- Mm-hmm.

I have wanted you to get back
in your studio for years.

Yeah, just gotta
get my space back.

Oh.

Oh, it is still so amazing to me

that all of y'all hit the
scene at the same time.

Mickalene Thomas, Amy Sherald,

Vivian Smith.

Used to drive me crazy

when people would
group me with them.

Now, I'd do anything
just to be mentioned

in the same breath.

You are every bit as talented.

Talent is not enough. You
need opportunities, luck.

Well, this is all
perfect timing,

because Reid Broderick
is back in Los Angeles,

and he is setting up an
annex for his gallery.

Now, his main spot
in Manhattan...

Honey, they are
having a real moment.

I heard he's been doing well.

He's making a name for himself

by rediscovering artists.

I mean, this could be
the perfect way for you

to reenter the art world.

[soft music]

So should I set up a meeting?

♪ ♪

[sighs]

[playing piano]

♪ ♪

Not bad, cuz-o.

Did you take lessons
or something?

Yeah, yeah,

I used to take lessons

from this old woman at church,

but I didn't have
a piano of my own,

so my mom... she used to, uh...

She used to draw the
piano keys on cardboard,

and I'd practice that way.

[playing jaunty tune]

♪ ♪

That is crazy.

I served ten years on them keys.

You sound way better than me.

What's wrong?

Huh?

What's got you in a funk?

So I've been
interviewing for a spot

at these content creator houses,

and it's like no one sees
the potential in what I do.

Man, squash that,
a'ight? Squash it.

Just keep searching
for the people

who are gonna champion
you like you deserve.

It's not that easy, Will.

I mean, my parents were
like, "You need to move out,

take care of yourself,
grow up ASAP."

You know they're
bluffing, right?

Maybe.

And I tried to look
for an apartment.

I can't even afford
to live how I want.

Oh, okay, so this is
like the first time

that you don't have enough
money to buy what you need?

Yes, it's like I'm poor.

I don't think I'm
cut out for it.

Yeah, I know the feeling.

Yep, felt the same
way when I was born.

Shut up, Will.

Anyway,

so you ready to hit the streets
and help Dad with his campaign?

Yep, just gonna
follow Carlton's lead.

At least he's getting
something out of it.

Wait, what do you mean?

He made a deal.

As long as he gets enough
voters and plays nice with you,

Dad's gonna take him
to the Grand Prix.

Oh, so that's why
he's been so smiley.

Yeah. [door clicks]

Look, Carlton knows
how to work the system.

You better figure it out, Will.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I got you, Aunt Viv.

- Oh, thanks, Will.
- Yeah.

♪ ♪

It's so beautiful
out here, Aunt Viv.

I really wish Tray
could come see it.

Oh, well he's more than
welcome to come out

for a visit one day.

We can fly him out here and
take care of everything.

Could he come tomorrow?

♪ ♪

Is everything okay
back in Philly?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's just, you know, with
everything that happened.

You know, I came out here,

and he got stuck, and
it's just not fair.

I know.

It's a shame how our fortunes
diverge from those we love.

♪ ♪

Well, what if you
and I made a deal?

- Oh.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Since you want me and
Carlton to get along,

how about, if we work
together today with no beef,

maybe Tray could come out
here by the end of the week?

♪ ♪

Well, that sounds fair. Deal.

- Thank you, Aunt Viv.
- Oh, okay.

Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.

All right.

Hey, hey.

Oh, my fault.

♪ ♪

Okay, today's outreach
effort is critical.

And remember, when you're
not talking to voters,

you're still sending
them a message.

This will probably be the
only time these voters get

to see us in the flesh

and get the chance
to interact with us,

so be respectful, be thoughtful.

Just be yourself.

Just better versions?

All right, let's
talk assignments.

Carlton, Will, you'll
hit the streets

and knock on doors
to register voters.

Question.

Does it matter that I've
never done this before?

Hey, don't worry. I'll
show you the ropes.

- Thank you, Carlton.
- Yes, thank you, Carlton.

Hilary, Ashley, you two will
go to local business owners

and ask if they'll
put our campaign signs

or stickers up in their windows.

And who could say
no to me and Ash?

And your father and I will be
meeting with community leaders

in Rev. Lamont's office.

If we're lucky,
nobody will show up.

Hey, yo, G, yo, everybody's
got an assignment.

What are you gonna be doing?
- I'll be around.

All right, thank
you, one and all.

We roll at noon.

All right.

Viv, can I have a word, please?

Oh, come on, Phil.
I was kidding.

I get that, honey, but
not everyone else does.

[soft music]

There's been some polling data.
- Oh, okay.

I already changed my hair
thanks to polling data.

What else do you
want me to give?

But it's mostly been positive.

Yeah, voters see
you as intellectual,

accomplished, and creative.

Mm-hmm, but?

But you can also come
across as sarcastic,

dismissive, and
arrogant, not my words.

Okay, maybe you should
go without me today.

Whoa, whoa, no, no, baby.
I want you next to me.

I need you next to me.

Look, I know that you're a woman

who speaks her mind freely,

and that's what
I love about you.

Uh-huh?

But for now,

maybe you don't have
to say everything

you're thinking out loud.

Hey, remember what you said

when I first went with
you to the LA art show?

I started explaining
American football

to David Hockney, remember that?

I remember begging you to stop.

You said this is your world
and to not pull focus.

I said that?
Yeah, I said that.

Yes, you said that.
And what did I do?

♪ ♪

I took a back seat
and let you shine.

♪ ♪

Okay, I guess I can hold my
tongue until the election,

but once every vote is
counted, I make no promises.

Yeah, I know, Viv. And
that's why I love you.

♪ ♪

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ ♪

♪ Back on that grind ♪

♪ Back on it, back
on it, back on it ♪

Hi, good afternoon.

We're going door to
door for Phillip Banks,

your next LA district attorney.

♪ I got too many options
to ever be settling ♪

♪ On when I'm
about to get paid ♪

Hey, good afternoon.

We're here for
Phillip Banks, your...

♪ ♪

Hey, good afternoon.

We are going door to
door for Phillip Banks,

your next LA District...

♪ ♪

[groans]

Your next LA District Attorney.

[deadbolts locking]

Why should I vote for a
n*gga with that much money?

Look, it's actually a good thing

that Phillip Banks
is rich, right?

Because that means that
he can't be bought off

by special interest groups.

Or special interest
done already bought him,

and they already using
him as they puppet.

That's just ridiculous
conspiracy thinking.

Look, let's get real, all right?

You need to vote for someone,

and Phillip Banks
is the best option.

I ain't gotta vote

for none of them sl*ve
overseers in suits.

Gwan.

Oh, my God.

We'll never get to
50 voters this way.

These people don't wanna vote,

and then they're gonna
bitch about the government.

Or these people are telling you

how much they don't
trust the system,

and you just don't
want to hear it.

Yeah, because apathy
isn't a solution.

All right, check it.

I'ma give you two options.

You want me to kick
you in the face,

or you want me to
kick you in the nuts?

What? Neither.

Exactly. Being asked to choose

between two shitty
options is bullshit.

Okay, well, if you know
so much about this,

why don't you tell
me how to get through

to these people?

Carlton, first, stop calling
them "these people," a'ight?

And I don't think you can,

especially 'cause all
you wanna do is go

to some fancy-ass car race.

Oh, and you're just
being good to me

out of the kindness
of your own heart?

We both need this
to work, all right?

And clearly, I don't have
the Midas touch, so...

So? So you need my help.

- Yeah, sure, whatever.
- Yeah.

♪ ♪

♪ Ay, we gonna turn it up ♪

♪ From the front to
the back, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Ay ♪

♪ We gonna turn it up from
the front to the back ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ We gonna turn it up ♪

Hilary, are you campaigning,

or just getting your
10,000 steps in?

Girl, back off.

I'm trying to find a
decent place to live.

Now I know that ain't
Ashley swinging through.

Hey, Jazz.

Is it cool if I put my
dad's poster in the window?

Yeah, do your thing.

Hey, I've seen
you around before,

but I don't think
we've officially met.

I'm Jazz.

Yeah, I've seen you around
the house with Will.

I'm Hilary.
- Hilary, lovely name.

Now I don't have to call you

the tall honey in the
pool house no more.

And I don't have to
call you the Uber driver

who looks like Tupac.

I didn't know you also
worked at a record store.

Oh, actually, I own the place.

Okay, multiple hustles.
I respect that.

You know, I'm just not
afraid of hard work.

And besides, nobody's making
bank selling vinyl anyway.

So why do you do it?

I just love the way music sounds

when it's coming off of
an actual groove in wax.

Okay, I feel that.

I'm gonna go to the next store.

Okay, be careful.

♪ ♪

So what's your social
media presence like?

- Nonexistent.
- Really?

I can fix that.
What's your Instagram?

I ain't got an Instagram.

Shut up. Wait, are
you being serious?

- Yeah.
- Give me your phone.

♪ We gonna turn it up ♪

♪ From the front to
the back yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Ay ♪

♪ We gonna turn it up ♪

♪ From the front to
the back yeah, yeah ♪

Well, I hope I can
count on your vote.

You've given us a
lot to think about.

It's been bugging me
since I walked in.

Where do I know you from? Are
you an actress or a singer?

Oh, no, no, not at all.

She used to be a painter.

Yes, yes.

You painted that beautiful
mural on the side

of Jerome Brady Elementary.

I was a teacher there.

Oh, yes. Yeah, I painted that.

It was a shame that
school had to close.

Yeah, mural's gone, too.

Well, thanks again for coming.

Yes, anytime.

- Take care.
- All right.

- Bless.
- Thank you.

I can't believe everyone
we're meeting with

is so damn noncommittal.

Why did you say I
used to be a painter?

Hm?

Oh, I just meant you're
not currently painting

at a professional level.

You're an ex-artist.

Artists don't cease
from being an artist,

even if it's been years
from their last work.

You're right, you're
right, and I apologize.

I mean, you aren't telling
these voters anything

they haven't heard before.

Keep going.

You sure? Because
earlier you...

No, forget about what I
said. I need your help.

I'm all ears.

Okay. Well, you're
playing it safe.

I mean, people know when
they're being politicianed.

Like that one sister
who mentioned her nephew

got convicted

by the testimony
of a crooked cop.

Well, if I'm DA,

I intend to stop using
dirty cops as witnesses.

Then say that.

The police union'd be
all over my Black ass.

If you don't start saying
things that address

what Black voters really need,
you ain't gonna have to worry

about what the police union
think about your Black ass.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

Listen, I know what you
stand for, but they don't.

Speak from your heart,

because, at the
end of all of this,

you still gotta be you,
or else what's the point?

♪ ♪

- Look who made it.
- Told y'all I would.

Hey.

Ooh, I'm jumping in.

A'ight, but don't be
buying up a billion coins

for DNA upgrades.

Play fair.
- That ain't how I win.

You're mad 'cause I got skills.
- Yeah right.

[dinosaur growling]

Where's Lucia?

I thought she was
coming over today.

Supposed to.
She's always late.

And finally, the best
part of the store,

my favorite section,

probably y'all favorite section,

the Afrobeat section.

We got Fuse ODG.

We got Aya Nakamura.

We got that man,
Burna Boy, you know?

Ey, and the list goes
on, and on, and on.

All right, Hilarystas,
you heard it here first.

Check out Charlie's
Vinyl, period.

I love how you catalog the music

in the different genres.

Thanks.

You know, you're
like that one guy

off that old movie
about the record store.

What movie you talking about?

You know, the one
with John Cusack

and Jack Black?

Are there Black
people in this movie?

- Lisa Bonet.
- "High Fidelity."

- Yes, that's the one.
- There it is.

Anyway, your first post

and your first follower.

Oh, okay, I see you.

All right, first
one's free. [laughs]

Yo, I'm not gonna lie.

You pretty good at this
social media stuff.

Not good enough, apparently.

What you mean?

I'm trying to move out
of my parents' house

and make my own way,

but it just seems like the
real world has other plans.

Got it.

Kind of scary letting go
of that safety net, huh?

Yeah, it is.

My uncle Charlie
opened up this shop,

put everything he had into it.

I'm just trying to
keep the legacy alive.

Good days, bad days.

But hey, I'm doing what I
love, and I'm still standing,

and you'll find your way, too.

I should get back to
the campaign trail.

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

Yeah, and maybe
find your sister.

That too. I'll see you.

- All right.
- Bye.

♪ ♪

There's no need to increase
our security measures

for the family,

but do reach out to your
associates in Philadelphia.

Rashad Denton is making noise.

We gave him ten grand
to shut it down.

Unfortunately,
Mr. Denton has discovered

how wealthy our
employer is, wants more.

How much more?

I didn't bother to ask

because we have no
intention to pay him.

♪ ♪

All right, thanks again. Yeah.

- No problem.
- Have a great rest of the day.

Okay.

Another one. Your
boy is on fire.

You're slandering
Dad's opponents

and equating Blue Lives
Matter with racism.

And?

I don't always agree with them,

but you can't just call
all conservatives r*cist.

I can, and it's working.
So why are you bitching?

Because you trample every
rule that you don't like,

but somehow you
end up the winner.

And you're completely
ignorant of everything

outside your beloved hood.

Yo, I'm not f*cking ignorant,
and trust me, the next time...

Oh, you're gonna b*at my ass

'cause that's how
they do it in Philly?

Yo, give it a
g*dd*mn rest already.

Every hood is the same, a'ight?

And that's the reason why
I can walk around here

and get all these signatures,

and you walking around
here with nothing.

You know, I'll give
you something, Will.

You're a much better bullshit
artist than I ever will be.

Really, and you can talk
your talk and do your thing.

You might have everyone
else fooled, but not me.

Did you really come out here
for a better education, Will?

Hmm?

Your friend Tray getting sh*t.

Was that just some
random coincidence,

or is there more to the story?

Yeah, that's what I thought.

See, I knew you were full
of sh*t from the moment

you walked through our door.

Man, f*ck you. I'm out.

[tense music]

[dramatic music playing]


♪ ♪

Ashley, are you ready to go?

♪ ♪

You must be proud of
yourself for finding me.

Hilary gave me a call after
you gave her the slip.

Very clever.

And do you really imagine
your dad would bother

keeping me on the payroll

if I allowed a 12-year-old
to outsmart me?

Are you gonna tell my
parents about this?

Romario Viotti and his lot
pose no security risks.

So I suppose we could
keep it between us

on the condition you stop
sneaking around, Ash.

There's no need for it.

Mom and Dad would never
let me go to South LA

to see my friends I
met gaming online.

Look, to be honest with
you, I think they'd be happy

that you're getting out
of the Bel-Air bubble.

[clears throat]

Even if it's because
you have a crush

on someone you met
on the internet,

but hey, just be mindful, Ash.

There are unsavories out there
that would love nothing more

than to use you to extort money

from your mum and dad.

In you get.

[soft music]

[laughs] What's up, Philly?

I see you're finally
done knocking on doors.

Nah, man.

Needed to take a break before
I k*lled Carlton's ass.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, watch it.

Hey, yo, Jazz. I
got an emergency.

Oh, sh*t, Buddy.

"Oh, sh*t." Who is this n*gga?

- This my boy, Will.
- Cool, cool, cool.

Look, I'm going to the
studio tomorrow with Pharrel.

I need some new sounds.

You got something that sound
like the hungry caterpillar

ate 20 tabs of acid with a
side of shrimp and grits?

You got something like that?

♪ ♪

Got it, oh,

I got exactly what
you need right now.

- That's my boy right there.
- Ha-ha, boom!

Afreka, "Demon Fuzz."

My f*cking guy.

Oh, do you mind if I
get a pic for the 'gram?

For the 'gram?

When the f*ck did
you get an Instagram?

Yeah, when f*ck you
get an Instagram?

Your cousin Hilary
came by earlier.

She got me trying something new.

Oh, okay. Trying
something new.

All right, then. Come on.

♪ ♪

n*gga, if you don't
get in the picture...

Ooh, ooh.

What's good? We
smiling or we mobbin'?

- We mobbin'.
- We mobbin', all right.

♪ ♪

Oh, there we go.

Hey, appreciate you, Jazz.
Look, hey, put it on my tab.

- Oh, I got you.
- All right, dude.

All right, man.

Sheesh, that was crazy.

- Who, Buddy?
- Yeah.

That n*gga here at
least once a week.

Man, that's dope.

So... you and Carlton.

Who got you teamed up with your
Sunken Place cousin anyway?

Well, I made a deal
with my aunt that if me

and Carlton got along
while we were canvassing,

she'd let Tray fly out here.

Oh, okay, so if you
bail on Carlton,

then your boy Tray
sh*t out of luck?

♪ ♪

I hope that argument
y'all had was worth it.

♪ ♪

Yo, you registered
any more voters?

Yeah, but I think this
guy gave me a fake name.

Does Nino Brown sound legit?

Yeah, remind me to show
you "New Jack City."

All right, man, give
me some more forms,

and we'll work opposite
sides of the street.

We got a dozen more to do,
then we both get what we want.

Flying Tray out here
is my only priority.

You're a good friend to him.

Look, what I said earlier is...

Forget it, all right?

Our problem is, we keep talking

like we're gonna change each
other's minds, and we're not.

So we just gotta say less.

I'll start on the other
side of the street.

[spacey hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

All right, all right.
Thank you. See you tonight.

♪ I'm on top of the world ♪

♪ Money and power that's
the only thing working ♪

- Yeah.
- Okay.

♪ The only thing working ♪

♪ Money and power that's
the only thing working ♪

♪ Raw spit, raw hustle,
raw spit, raw hustle ♪

♪ I'm on top of the world ♪

♪ Money and power that's
the only thing working ♪

I got you.

Hold on. Get that curb.

- Here?
- Yeah.

♪ Raw spit, raw hustle,
raw spit, raw hustle ♪

♪ I'm on top of the world ♪

Wait, you did what?

I invited everyone I could
to the skating rink tonight.

It's supposed to be
a private fundraiser.

Well, make it public,
because a lot more people

are gonna register there.

And I told them that Uncle Phil

is gonna cover
food and admission.

Look, the campaign's
been working

on this event for weeks, Will.

Plus, my dad really
needs this to work out

'cause supposedly he
hasn't been connecting

with the Black community.

Okay, well, this is
the perfect opportunity

to fix that, right?

Only if he doesn't
k*ll you first.

Well, he won't if
you back me up.

Come on, this is a
great opportunity

to open it up to the public.

Look, the more
people that show up,

the more registration we get.

It's better for us and
the campaign, isn't it?

Look, I'm not the one
you have to convince.

♪ ♪

♪ On top of the world ♪

I don't see why this
is such a big deal.

I'll have to return the
money to all the donors

who paid for exclusive access.

Plus, there's no way to
vet the people you invited,

which means there's
no predicting

what questions they'll
ask me during the Q&A.

Will, you're throwing
me into the lion's den.

Phil, maybe that's
where you need to be,

mixing up with people who
can't afford $500 tickets.

Yeah, Dad.

Look, you're playing it
a little safe, right?

Maybe this will
spark voter turnout.

Look, Uncle Phil,

we can invite all of
our friends, right?

We'll make it fun.

We could turn this
jawn out for you.

My campaign staff
isn't gonna love this.

But I'm down for it.

Okay, let's go meet the people.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Lisa!

[both squeal]

I'm so happy you're here!

Wait, let me get a look at
you. Gorgeous, simply gorgeous.

Thank you, Auntie Viv.

Look, I realized
that the breakup

between you and Carlton has
been awkward for a while,

but we should have one of our
girls' nights again, you know?

Me, you, Ashley, Hilary?

I'd love that.

And we also need to
talk about the plans

for this year's
Lupus fundraiser.

I mean, the sorors came through

with some amazing
donations and sponsors.

Mama loved her sisters.

And we loved her, too.

Oh, girl, come here, oh.

♪ ♪

Being a kid's tough, right?

♪ ♪

You wait till you
become an adult.

That's a whole another story
for a whole another day.

In the meantime,

I took the liberty of
inviting your new friends.

♪ ♪

- Hey, Ashley.
- Hey, guys.

- Lucia.
- Hi, Ashley.

This is awesome.

♪ ♪

Phil's nephew. Will, right?

Yeah, you're Lisa's dad.

♪ ♪

She didn't tell
me you were a cop.

Los Angeles Chief of Police.

♪ ♪

[siren wailing]
- [screams]

[g*nsh*t]

[screaming]

[dramatic music]

You all right, son?
- Yes.

Yeah, it's just,

when I met you at my
aunt and uncle's party,

I didn't realize you were a cop.

Just kinda throws me.

Don't worry, kid.
You're not in trouble.

♪ ♪

I don't understand why it
matters if my dad's a cop.

He's the chief of police.

And if it didn't matter,
why don't you tell me?

I wasn't hiding anything.

It's not like you told me what
your dad did for a living.

Oh, sorry, I can't
answer that question

'cause I haven't seen
the sorry-ass n*gga

since he walked out.

[upbeat music playing]

I'm sorry. I didn't know.

It's fine.

My dad's not worth
talking about.

- Will.
- It's fine, a'ight?

Have fun.
- Wait, Will.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Ladies and gentlemen,

thank you for all
coming out today

and showcasing your
skills on the rink.

And now for the person
we're all here to see,

LA's next district attorney,
my dad, Phillip Banks.

[cheers and applause]

Big Phil, Big Phil, Big Phil!

Thank you, son.

Hope this one goes better
than my Big Boy interview.

Look, I'm not here to bore you
all with speeches and promises.

No, today... Today, I
wanna hear from you,

so please speak freely
and ask your questions.

I wanna know if you
plan to keep using

the g*ng enhancement laws to
lock up our boys for longer,

often for non-violent
first offenses.

All: Yeah.

Good question.

I hear you, ma'am, and
I do share your concern.

The g*ng enhancement laws
have been used far too often.

And if elected, I will
prohibit the prosecutors

from pursuing
sentencing enhancements

for what would be non-violent
first-time offenses.

All right!

[cheers and applause]

What do you plan to do
about the crooked LAPD?

Oh, defund, defund!

- Defund!
- Defunding!

[soft music]

♪ ♪

I think

defunding the
police is critical.

- Yeah!
- Whoo!

Our justice system
is failing us,

and a wholesale change needs

to be made from
policing to prosecution.

- Yes!
- Yeah!

And I'm prepared to
fight for a new approach,

even if that makes me unpopular
with the mayor's office

or the LAPD.

[cheers and applause]

♪ ♪

Because the DA shouldn't
be working for them.

Should be working for you.

♪ ♪

Thank you.

Next question.

Yo! Nah, but that
was a good time.

That was really fun. We
have to do that again.

- Yes.
- I really want to.

Now, that was a
fun campaign event.

Hell, yeah. I could
have gone all night.

You might just be
going all night.

- Hm, is that a promise?
- Mm-hmm.

Ew, what the hell?

Oh, come on now! Come on now!

Why would you do
that in front of us?

I'm so glad I don't
share a wall with y'all.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you do realize

that this kind of talk brought
you into this world, right?

Ew, no one wanted
to know that at all.

Before you retire, Romeo,

I need to have a
quick chat with you.

- You are such a buzzkill.
- Mm.

- Hold that thought.
- Mm-hmm.

All right, all
right. My office.

So you're gonna
admit I was right,

or do I gotta say I told you so?

Look, I backed your idea

in front of my
parents, didn't I?

Only because Uncle Phil
was gonna agree anyway.

Point is, I didn't
fight you on it.

Look, we just keep it like this.

Quit trying to
trip each other up.

I can get with
that. Good night, C.

Good night, Will.

Thank you. [phone chimes]

Oh, my God!

Tonight just got even
better! I'm moving out.

- Really?
- Yes.

So I got accepted into
an influencer house.

So I'm gonna be living

with other social
media content creators.

Influencer house.

Yes, it's a thing.

So Will's friend Jazz
has a record store,

and when they saw what I
did with his IG in one day,

they said I was in.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what kind of strings

are attached to
that arrangement?

None. It's free.

Hilary, nothing is free.

Would it k*ll you to just
say congratulations for once?

[soft music]

♪ ♪

You don't have to say
everything out loud, Viv.

♪ ♪

Will, can I have
a word with you?

Yeah. Is everything
okay, Aunt Viv?

I just wanna say I am so proud

with how you and Carlton
worked together today.

Yeah?

And we'll fly Tray out
to Bel-Air this Friday.

Oh, oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you!

You and Tray are gonna
have a great time.

I'll see to it.

Oh, thank you, thank
you, thank you.

Oh! [laughs]

Yo, what's good?

Yo, yo, boul!

You flying out to
LA! No kidding!

Yo, that's crazy, bro.

Hey, I got some great news, too.

What's up?

Rashad is dead.

♪ ♪

What?

Rashad is dead, bro.

Fool got sh*t up
in a strip club.

Oh, sh*t.

♪ ♪

And who pulled the trigger?

Who cares, bro?

Rashad in the grave
puts us in the clear.

[Melvoni's "No Man's Land]

♪ ♪

We gotta celebrate that
sh*t when I fly out.

Yeah, yeah, we're
definitely gonna celebrate.

♪ ♪

♪ Play the block, play
the block, repeat ♪

♪ That's all a young n*gga
learned from these streets ♪

♪ I was in the trenches
with my soldiers ♪

♪ Had to stay poled up,
they don't know the g*ng ♪

♪ Give a f*ck 'bout
what they told us ♪

♪ And they gon' try something

♪ 'Cause they fooly
for the clout ♪

♪ Any sudden movements and
the toolie coming out ♪

♪ And we gon' let it
rain till these n*gg*s ♪

♪ Learn they lesson,
APM that's the g*ng ♪

♪ Time to apply
the pressure, man ♪

♪ We ain't have a thing,
opportunity's a blessing ♪

♪ All we know is g*nshots
and a couple stretchers ♪

♪ I don't think you know
how it feels, nah, nah ♪

♪ To live and go to school
in the field, nah, nah ♪

♪ But I'ma stand tall,
won't kneel, nah, nah ♪

♪ It's only the survival
of the real, nah, nah ♪

♪ And I came out strong ♪

♪ Music my only hope
this is where I belong ♪

♪ I don't know what's next I
just keep on making songs ♪

♪ And sing about my pain ♪

♪ 'Cause I know
they can relate ♪

♪ To what I gotta say ♪

♪ You ain't never
been outside ♪

♪ Man, this sh*t
it ain't a game ♪

♪ All we wanted was to
strive APM ain't a g*ng ♪

♪ But my n*gga gonna ride
for whatever we claim ♪

♪ Nah, nah, nah, nah ♪

♪ Went from the deuce
deuce to the 9-millimeter ♪

♪ Used to spin Hondas now
we slide in two-seaters ♪

♪ I'm only one stripe
away from the Adidas ♪

♪ Now these opportunity n*gg*s
keep askin' for a feature ♪

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

♪ It's Melvoni, yeah ♪
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