02x04 - Jeepers, It's the Creeper

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!". Aired: September 13, 1969 – December 23, 1978.*
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Follows Fred, Daphne, Velma, and Shaggy, and their dog named Scooby-Doo, who travel in their van, named The Mystery Machine, bumping into and solving mysteries.
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02x04 - Jeepers, It's the Creeper

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♪ Scooby dooby doo ♪

♪ Where are you! ♪

♪ We got some work to do now ♪

♪ Scooby dooby doo ♪

♪ Where are you! ♪

♪ We need some
help from you now ♪

♪ Come on, scooby doo ♪

♪ I see you ♪

♪ Pretending you got a sliver ♪

♪ You're not foolin' me ♪

♪ 'Cause I can see ♪

♪ The way you shake and shiver ♪

♪ You know we got
a mystery to solve ♪

♪ So, scooby doo, be
ready for your act ♪

♪ Don't hold back ♪

♪ And, scooby doo, if
you come through ♪

♪ You're gonna have
yourself a scooby snack ♪

♪ Scooby dooby doo ♪

♪ Here are you ♪

♪ You're ready,
and you're willin' ♪

♪ Yes, we can count on you ♪

♪ Scooby doo ♪

♪ I know we'll catch ♪

♪ That villain ♪

Hey, what's that?

A tree?

Now I have to move it.

Fred: well, g*ng,
we're almost there.

Isn't it a groovy idea

Holding the school dance
and hayride on an old farm?

I'll say. I can hardly
wait to get there.

And I can hardly wait to get
my hands on the buffet table.

Just think, like,

Real chocolate-covered
corn on the cob.

Velma: hey, take
a look at scooby.

He's really slicking up.

I guess he's getting ready

To put on the dog.

Hee hee hee!

Hee hee hee!

Hey! What's that?

What? What?

Daphne: looks like
there's been an accident.

Velma: and there's
someone lying in the road.

Fred: it's a bank
guard. Is he all right?

I think so.

He just got a bad
conk on the head.

Shaggy: like, wow!

This is the craziest
accident I ever saw!

Not a scratch on the outside,

But a real wreck on the inside.

Wreck, nothing. This
car's been ransacked.

Maybe the bank guard

Can give us some answers.

Ohh!

Fred: he's coming around.

The flame will tell the creeper.

The creeper?

The creeper?

Like, wow! This is creepy.

Who's the creeper?

And what's with
that piece of paper

The guard handed you, freddy?

I don't know. It's blank.

Scooby: over here! Over here!

Look. Look at this!

Like, scooby's found something.

Daphne: what is it?

It's...

It's the bank
president's address.

And he lives right near here.

Come on. Let's take
the guard to his house

And get some help.

Man: you did the proper thing

By bringing the
guard to my house.

He'll be fine when he wakes up.

Daphne: thanks, mr. Carswell.

We knew you'd be able to help.

Speaking of help,

The sheriff's out of town

And won't be back
for several hours.

Tell me,

Were there any
clues to who did this?

No, sir, but the guard
handed us this blank paper

And mumbled, "the flame
will tell the creeper."

Like, who is this
creeper, anyways?

Yeah. Who?

The creeper is a
mysterious figure

That's been robbing our
bank in the dead of night,

And each time, the
doors and windows

Are still locked
from the inside.

Then how does he do it?

He's a phantom,

A phantom that can
walk right through walls.

Well, phantom or no phantom,

We got a date at the barn dance.

Why don't you kids run along?

I'll take care of everything.

This is a groovy dance floor,

Isn't it, velma?

Yeah. Why don't
you try dancing on it

Instead of my feet?

May I cut in?

Well, I've been a
wallflower before,

But this is ridiculous.

Shaggy: hey, scoob, look. -00.

Are you with me?

I'm with you!

Mmm! My favorite snack.

Corn on the cob a
la chocolate syrup.

Mmm! Boy.

Hee hee hee!

Kids, screaming: what
happened to the lights?

Shaggy: zoinks! What happened?

Cool it, g*ng. It's
only a power failure.

But... But what about our dance?

Velma's right, freddy.

This creepy old barn
is no fun in the dark.

I got an idea.

Let's all meet back
at the malt shop.

We can continue
our party from there.

Velma: yeah. That's a good idea.

Let's go.

Scooby and I will head
up the cleanup committee.

We will?

Clean up the food, that is.

Hee hee hee!

Boy: see you at the malt shop!

Shaggy! Scooby!
Hurry it up in there.

We'll be right out!

Ok, scoob, on your mark,

Get set, go!

Pretty good cleanup
job if I do say so myself.

Yeah. Hee hee hee!

Now all that's left

Is to take these
paper plates out back.

We can dump them by that
ugly scarecrow, scoob.

Shaggy: zoinks! He's
for real! Gangway!

Oh, what's keeping those two?

Shaggy: help!

Velma, are you all right?

I will be as soon
as I find my glasses.

Hey, what got into you two?

What were you
running from anyhow?

Ha ha! Him!

What's that?

That must be the creeper!

Paper!

Paper!

I think he wants

That blank paper
the guard gave us.

And I think it's time to leave.

Everybody, run!

What's going on around here?

Run from what?

There. That's better.

Aah!

Paper!

Paper!

Wait for me!

Paper!

Paper!

Shaggy: like, let's
get out of here.

♪ Daydreamin',
head's in the sand ♪

Paper!

♪ Daydreamin',
gee, but it's grand ♪

♪ I'm in love with an ostrich ♪

♪ All the neighbors
complainin', you see ♪

♪ But she loves me ♪

♪ Can't help it if they
don't understand it ♪

♪ It's fun to be in
love with an ostrich ♪

♪ And if you haven't tried
it, don't deny it, my friend ♪

♪ 'Cause it's so much
fun to go out in the sun ♪

♪ Forget the rest of the world ♪

♪ With your head in the sand ♪

Paper!

Paper!

♪ Daydreamin',
head's in the sand ♪

♪ Daydreamin',
gee, but it's grand ♪

♪ Walkin' down the
street with my ostrich ♪

♪ All the people stare, but
I don't care what they say ♪

♪ She never says a word,
she's an agreeable bird ♪

♪ She takes my worries away ♪

♪ So if you find
somebody who loves you ♪

♪ And your friends
are all complainin' ♪

♪ They're not friends anyway ♪

♪ Just go out in the sun
'cause it's so much fun ♪

♪ Forget the rest of the world ♪

♪ Put your head in the sand ♪

♪ Daydreamin',
head's in the sand ♪

♪ Daydreamin',
gee, but it's grand ♪

♪ Daydreamin',
head's in the sand ♪

♪ Daydreamin',
gee, but it's grand ♪

♪ Daydreamin',
head's in the sand ♪

♪ Daydreamin', gee,
but it's grand... ♪

Wow! What a crazy
way to make a getaway,

But at least we
ditched the creeper.

Shaggy: zoinks! Doesn't
he ever give up?

Since we're chicken, let's
hide with the chickens.

Bawk bawk!

Bawk bawk!

Huh?

Whew!

Shaggy: is he gone?

Uh-huh.

Wow! Any longer under here,

And my head would have hatched.

Hey, speaking of hatching,

Looks like that egg
you sat on is hatching.

Now you've done it, scooby.

That little chick
thinks you're his mother.

Hee hee hee!

Shaggy: you better
set him straight.

Ok. You...

Peep peep peep!

Me...

Ruff ruff ruff!

Shaggy: oh, great. Now
he thinks he's a dog.

Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy!

Shaggy: come on, scoob.

Let's see if we can
find the others

Before the creeper
finds us again.

Wow! That was some wild ride.

I'll say it was,

But at least that creeper
didn't get this paper.

What's so important about
a blank piece of paper?

There's only one
way to find out:

Solve this mystery.

Well, unless my glasses

Deceive me, I think we've

Just found our first clue.

Daphne: a car
hidden in the bushes.

Fred: let's investigate.

Did you find anything?

Not even the registration slip.

Hey, wait a minute.

There's something on the floor.

Daphne: what is it?

Negatives. Torn-up negatives.

And there's something
strange about them.

Well, one thing isn't strange...

Somebody doesn't want somebody

To see a picture of somebody.

We'd better find
shaggy and scooby.

Maybe they've found some clues.

Velma: that'll be the day!

Shaggy: hey, scoob,
can't you do something

To get rid of your
chicken little?

Scooby: yeah! Yeah!

Scooby: oh, no!

Zoinks! Don't look now,
but company's coming!

Shaggy: head for the hills!

Shh!

Hee hee hee!

Shaggy: wait for me!

Fred: no sign of
shag and scooby yet.

Shh! I hear someone coming.

I bet it's the creeper.

Quick. Hide behind those trees.

When I give the signal,
we'll all jump him.

Ready? Now!

Daphne: we've got him!
We've got the creeper.

Correction. We've
got shaggy and scooby.

I know whose back you're on,

But whose side are you on?

Sorry, guys.

We thought you were the creeper.

Like, who do you think
we're running from...

This baby chick?

You saw the creeper? Where?

There and there!

And everywhere!

According to scooby,

You've been running into
him all over the place.

Hey, get a load of
these footprints.

It looks like he
ran right past here.

I'll bet those tracks lead
us straight to the creeper.

Fred: what are we
waiting for? Let's go.

Like, couldn't we
make better time

On the freeway?

Oh, shaggy, we're not
trying to make time.

We're trying to make
contact with the creeper.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Fred: the footprints
end at this gorge.

The creeper must
be in that cave.


Velma: look! A rope-and-plank
bridge over the gorge.

Tsk, tsk! Like, what a shame.

The planks have all

Been rolled up for the night.

Well, back to the old malt shop.

Not so fast, shaggy.

Scooby can climb
across the ropes

And unroll the planks
for us, can't you, scoob?

Uh-uh.

Not even for a scooby snack?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

It's a deal.

Go ahead, scooby.
A deal's a deal.

Fred: attaboy, scooby!

Yike!

Velma: go, scooby! Go!

Fred: I knew scoob could do it.

Scooby: me, too.

Shaggy: is... Is this
trip necessary?

Velma: wow! What a
spooky-looking cave.

Like, we're in luck.
Nobody's home.

Man: hee hee hee!
Welcome to my cave.

Yike!

Who are you?

Hee hee hee!

I'm the hermit of the hills,

And you're just in time
to join me for dinner.

Hee hee hee!

Hee hee! I just
lost my appetite.

But I insist. You
must stay for a while.

It isn't often I have visitors.

I can see why.

What do you think, girls?

He doesn't look
like the creeper.

He looks worse.

That hermit disguise
doesn't fool me.

I think he is the creeper.

Hee hee! Go on!

Take a taste. I insist.

You like?

Yuck! What is it?

Hee hee hee!

It's the specialty
of the cave...

Squirrel stew with
pickled bat wings

And crabgrass roots.

Here. Have some more.

N-no, thanks. I just remembered

I'm on a strict
squirrel-free diet.

Scooby: me, too!

Come back! Come back!

Come on. Let's get out of here

While we still can.

Hermit: come back!

Come back!

Like, what do we do now?

Well, there's no
doubt in my mind

That that hermit's the creeper.

Let's get back to
the mystery machine

And go for the sheriff.

Shaggy: boy, am I glad

We've seen the last
of that creeper.

Scooby: me, too!

The creeper!

Shaggy: zoinks! It's him!

Paper!

Paper!

Velma: back to the barn!

Daphne: here we go again.

Velma: don't let
him get that paper.

Creeper: paper!

Uh-oh. Wrong turn.

You wouldn't hit somebody
with glasses on, would you?

Ow!

Shaggy: help! Somebody, help!

Help!

Fred: hey, watch it! Uh-oh.
Looks like I'm a goner.

Oops!

Sorry about that.

Daphne: how do we
get down from here?

Shaggy: we jump! What else?

Velma: watch it!

Creeper: paper!

Fred: let go! That's not it!

Daphne: take that, you creeper!

Scooby, do something!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Shaggy: zoinks!

Velma: yow!

Hee hee hee!

Hee hee hee!

Fred: nice work, scooby.
You caught the creeper.

Now bail us out
of these hay bales.

The creeper?

Shaggy: zoinks!

Fred: it's mr. Carswell,
the bank president.

Velma: how about that?!

Sheriff: I got your message

And went right to
carswell's house, kids.

Carswell wasn't there,

But I found the bank guard
tied up in the basement.

Fred: old carswell had

A pretty slick scheme
going for a while.

I'll say. Since he
was the last one

To leave the bank every day,

He would just fill his
briefcase with money,

Relock the safe, and
leave the bank as usual.

Then, later that night,

He would return
disguised as the creeper

And make it appear

That some sort of a
phantom was robbing the bank.

Fred: however,
unknown to carswell,

The guard installed a
concealed infrared camera,

Which took a picture
of him robbing the bank.

And then when he found out,

He went after the guard to
get the incriminating pictures.

And this is it.

We told carswell
about this paper,

And after we left,

He must have figured
out what it was.

Velma: and that's
why he chased us

Trying to get the paper.

Watch. The flame will tell.

Fred: there's the creeper.

Sheriff: well, I'll be.

You kids have certainly wound up

All the loose ends in this case.

Blasted, meddling kids.

Fred: well, now that
we're rid of the creeper,

Why don't we creep on
down to the malt shop

And join the party?

Like, I'm ready.

Me, too!

Hey, we got one
passenger too many.

I think you'd
better take him back

To his real mother, scoob.

Bye-bye!

Oh, no! Scooby's become a
mother hen all over again.

Hee hee hee!

♪ Scooby dooby doo ♪

♪ Where are you! ♪

♪ We got some work to do now ♪

♪ Scooby dooby doo ♪

♪ Where are you! ♪

♪ We need some
help from you now ♪

♪ Come on, scooby doo ♪

♪ I see you ♪

♪ Pretending you got a sliver ♪

♪ You're not foolin' me ♪

♪ 'Cause I can see ♪

♪ The way you shake and shiver ♪

♪ You know, we got
a mystery to solve ♪

♪ So, scooby doo ♪

♪ Be ready for your act ♪

♪ Don't hold back ♪

♪ And, scooby doo ♪

♪ If you come through ♪

♪ You're gonna have yourself ♪

♪ A scooby snack ♪

♪ Scooby dooby doo ♪

♪ Here are you ♪

♪ You're ready ♪

♪ And you're willin' ♪

♪ Yes, we can count
on you scooby doo... ♪
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