02x08 - The Cross

[bunniefuu]

["Raspberry Jam" by Allah-Las playing]

[indistinct chattering]

-[Pope] That was epic.
-[John B] Did you guys see Kelce's face?

-[JJ] b*mb drop! [grunts]
-[basketball rim shaking]

-[John B] Another broken couch.
-[Pope] You gotta sleep there.

[JJ] I always sleep there. Hey.

-Well, hello, princess.
-[Kie] What's up?

Shouldn't you be on Figure Eight
with your little group of polo players?

Or did you break up with Topper?

We're just friends.

He's just a friend.
You have a lot of friends, Sarah Cameron.

Yeah, and it seems
like you've got some of your own too.

-All right, what are you doing here?
-[Sarah sighs] I'm here for Pope.

I think I found the island room.

[dramatic instrumental music playing]

Guys, listen to this.

The diary says the cross holds
the most holy relic in all of Christendom,

the Garment of the Savior.

[Kie] So wait, he saying
there's a holy garment inside the cross?

Yeah. It says the garment is capable
of healing the sick from any malady.

Mmm, yeah. "If only I may touch
His garment, I shall be made well."

What? I went to Sunday school.

[Kie] Sure.

Well, that explains
why Limbrey would want the cross so bad.

She thinks it can heal her.

[Kie] What else does it say?

"Many feel that we have sinned
to steal such a sacred thing,

and God will strike His vengeance on us."

Thing is, God did have His vengeance.

He sent a hurricane to sink the ship.

Only Denmark survived.

-[JJ] Whoo!
-[John B] This place still freaks me out.

[JJ] Yeah, same.

Pope, look.

[Pope] Whoa! You've got to be kidding me.

[Sarah] Yeah.
I know, right? It's the island room.

-Incredible.
-[Sarah] It's been here this whole time.

[John B] No freaking way.

-This definitely means something.
-Wow.

-[John B] Jeez.
-[JJ] Dang!

[John B] This is incredible.

Yo, this is a map of the whole island.

[JJ] Yeah, John B, I think you're right
because this is Rixon's right here.

And then, there's the lighthouse.

[Kie] Guys, look, Parcel and the well.

So, if that's Parcel ,
and then if that's Rixon's,

then that's gotta be
the surf break at Mase.

Right. And look.

Pope, come here.
This is Denmark's handwriting for sure.

[Pope] The drawings, they match up.

Holy sh*t.

Denmark, you genius!

These are all his drawings.
He… he painted this entire room.

[Kie] Yeah, question is why.
What's he trying to tell us?

[JJ] It's gotta have something
to do with the key, right? Right?

[Kie] Yeah, but what?

-How did you know to uncover this?
-I didn't.

-It was like this when I got home.
-[JJ] What?

[Kie] Okay, then who did it?

I don't know.

-[Wheezie] The freaks.
-[group gasps]

Wheeze!

-What freaks are we talking about, Wheeze?
-Uh… that sick lady and her att*ck dog.

They… they showed up last night,
and they wanted to talk to Rafe.

-Okay.
-Wait. Pale blond lady?

-[Kie] She have crutches?
-Uh-huh.

-It's gotta be Limbrey.
-Wh… what happened?

First, they searched the whole house
looking for something,

and then Rafe told me to go upstairs.

But I didn't wanna miss out,
so I listened through the grate.

[Rafe] We looked all over the house.
This is the last room to check out.

[dramatic instrumental music playing]

Well, look.

Is this what you were talking about?

[sighs]

[gasps]

Yes! That's it! That's it! That's it!

This is it. All right,
let's get the rest of this wallpaper off.

[laughing]

[Renfield] Holy sh*t.

-[Limbrey] Work on the other wall.
-All right.

[Limbrey gasps] Yes!

It's a church.

[sighs]

[Limbrey] We found it.
We finally found it.

And they were talking
about getting across the sand flamingo.

That's code for something.

The cross. The Cross of Santo Domingo?

Yeah, that's it.
Oh, and they were talking about angels.

-A lot of angel talk. I don't know.
-[John B] Angels?

Guys, Denmark's famous last words.

He buried the real treasure
at the foot of the angel.

They're looking for an angel.
We have to find the angel in the room.

-Start looking.
-[Kie] Spread out.

-There's a church over here.
-Yeah, check the church.

-[Pope] Looking for an angel.
-Could this be an angel?

Maybe… maybe…

What's… what's going on?
Are you guys gonna tell me?

-[Pope] The lighthouse maybe?
-[Kie] Maybe it's heat-sensitive.

[group speaking indistinctly]

[Pope] There's a cemetery…

[Kie] Yeah, because--

It's still there. Hey, yo!
Hey, guys, I think I found something.

Come here. This humongous tree
is still on Goat Island.

You know what it's called?

Angel Oak.

-[JJ] Look there. There's the keyhole.
-Wait.

That means the cross is buried
at the foot of the angel.

Wow, that must be where he put it.

That must be where they are right now!
We have to go!

I think I'm Sherlock Holmes, all right?
You're welcome by the way.

[John B] Yeah. Hurry up, Sherlock.

[upbeat rock music playing]

[Pope] Guys,
we're coming up on Freedman's Church.

The church Denmark built
for all the slaves he freed.

[Kie] There it is, Angel Oak.

[John B] Oh, sh*t! Tide's coming in.

-Um…
-[Pope] Hey, wait a second. Look.

They already came through here.

Those have to be Limbrey's tire tracks.
Guys, we gotta go.

-[JJ] Mmm, what do you think, chief?
-I'm thinking it's looking a little dicey.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree
with that statement.

-Yeah.
-[Kie] Okay, clearly, they made it. No?

[JJ] In a two-wheel drive?
I don't know about that.

Why are y'all acting
like you're not gonna do it anyways?

Like when have
y'all ever done the safe thing?

-She's got a point.
-Speed is your friend here, okay?

So, put her down in second
and hammer down, brother.

-[Pope] Stick to the ground in the middle.
-All right, ready? Here we go.

-[rock music playing]
-[JJ] Come on. Punch it.

Speed is your friend.
You're not going fast enough.

I'm in second.

It's gonna slide.

-You're fishtailing already.
-I know.

[Pope] Not to put
any more pressure on you,

but if you don't make it through,
we'll be stuck here forever.

Put your head back, okay?

[group cheers]

-[John B] I told you we'd make it.
-[JJ] That's my girl.

[JJ] All right, right here. That's good.

Angel Oak is right through here.

All right, so word to the wise,

definitely know
that gators nest back here,

so keep your eyes peeled, okay?

You don't wanna step on a mama gator.
That's the last thing you want.

They have nests?

[Sarah] Seems like a good place to park.

[JJ] All right.
You don't wanna be a Pat Womack.

She had her calf chewed off by a gator,
right? You know that, right?

That's actually not true.

Pat Womack was injured
in a car accident, but I hear you.

Okay, just live in ignorance.

But like, she had her calf chewed off
by a mama gator. I know that for a fact.

They like the brackish water.

-Wait. Hold on. I see something.
-[Kie] What are you doing?

Right. Wake them up. That's smart.

I was just making sure it wasn't a gator.
That's all, all right?

Okay, I just wanna make this
crystal clear

so you don't lose your sh*t
and cause another riot.

I am here for Pope and not you.

-You're here for Pope and not me?
-Yeah.

-That the case?
-Mm-hmm.

Then why are you back here
walking with me, huh, Sarah Cameron?

-[Sarah] I don't know. Why am I?
-Seriously?

-[men speaking indistinctly]
-[whispers] Hey. [shushes]

[engine revving]

[Rafe] I don't see sh*t.

-You sure this is the right spot?
-[whispers] Hey. [shushes]

[dramatic music playing]

[Limbrey] It's there.
The garment will be in the cross,

and the cross will be
at the foot of the tree.

[Renfield] Well,
whatever we find, I get my cut.

The actual garment.
You understand the significance.

I do, Carla. Completely.

One touch of it, and I'll be healed,
and this long nightmare will be over.

Your lips to God's ears.

[Limbrey] I know you don't believe it,

but countless stories
over millennia prove that…

[grunts]

[sighs]

[chuckles]

…miracles happen.

-[wood crunching]
-Hey! Wait!

Stop! Stop. Please stop. Did you hear it?

Hey, get in there, boys. Do it by hand.

Oh. This has gotta be the cross.

[gasps]

It's smaller than I thought. [chuckles]

-It looks like a--
-Casket.

He put it in a casket. [chuckles]

-Denmark put it in a casket. Get it up.
-Let's go.

-[Rafe] Here. Come on.
-[Renfield and Rafe grunting]

They got the cross?
What do we do? What do we do?

What can we do?

[Renfield and Rafe panting]

[Limbrey] Be careful.

Don't touch anything inside!
Don't touch anything inside!

[Renfield and Rafe grunting]

[jarring instrumental music plays]

-[Limbrey sighs]
-[Renfield] It's just a corpse.

Sorry, Carla.

-[sighs]
-[Limbrey grunting]

We must have missed something.

[Rafe] Of course. Of course, yeah.
Of course it's just a dead body. Jesus!

[panting]

[Limbrey] We just got the wrong place.

We'll go back to the island room.

We're going back!
We're going back! It's not over!

[dramatic instrumental music playing]

Pope. Pope, wait. Wait! sh*t.

-[all panting]
-[JJ] Wait, wait. Yo.

[Pope] Cecilia Tanny, Denmark's wife.

He wasn't talking about the cross.

He buried her at the foot of the angel.

The true treasure.

His wife.

[crying]

Denmark was hung for burying his wife,

and now they defiled her grave.

[sniffles]

This must have been from Denmark.

Her wedding ring.

-We can't leave her like this.
-We won't.

[hammering]

[dramatic instrumental music playing]

[gasps]

[Pope sputters] I just don't get it.
I mean, you guys saw the map.

He hides his gold
so no one finds it for years.

And then he sends a message to his son
Robert to come here to his mother's grave,

but the message never gets to him.

Denmark wanted him to find the cross.
I know we're in the right spot.

-It just feels like--
-Like we missed something?

Guys.

-[dramatic instrumental music playing]
-Come here.

-[John B] There he goes.
-[Pope] Whoa.

-That looks like--
-[Kie] The painting in the island room.

It's worth a sh*t, right?

-[Kie] Yeah.
-[John B] Let's do it.

-Go for it.
-No chance.

You do it!

-Sorry. I… I went in the storm drain so…
-She did go in the storm drain.

Yeah. No, I'm gonna do it. It's just…

-[whispers] He's scared.
-[JJ] I'm not scared, dude.

You seem scared.

There's something in here.

[chuckles] Wait.

[screaming]

[all shouting indistinctly]

[Kie] Come here!

[JJ laughs]

Oh, you assh*le.

Oh, man! I got all of you on that one.

[Pope] Oh, yeah, real original.

Wait, but seriously,
there's something in here.

[grunts]

Let me see it.

HMS Royal Merchant.

Give it to the captain.
Here we go. It's a spyglass.

[Kie] There's something on the ends.

An inscription right there.
Look at that sh*t.

Oh, what does it say?

[Pope] "You've come this far."

"Do not falter.
The cross is on the Freedman's altar."

"Freedman's altar."
The cross is at the church!

-What are we doing here, guys?
-Come on!

-We got it!
-[JJ and Pope] Woogity-woogity.

["I'm the One" by Sister John playing]

♪ Skip and sneer
Hop and hum… ♪

[John B] Ah, crap! The tide!

[Pope] Oh, this doesn't look good.

-[Kie] How deep is that?
-[John B] I dunno. The road's gone.

[JJ] Tide rose faster
than I thought it would.

-[John B] Just a little bit.
-Uh, John B, how high are the spark plugs?

-They're good. We're fine.
-How high are they?

[John B] Oh, um…

Uh, just above the taillight.

Okay, so that's, what, three feet?

That's three feet. Yeah.

-[Kie] It can't be three feet deep.
-[John B] Then what's the problem?

Not a problem. No, we're good.
We're good. She'll make it.

Yeah. Fasten your seat belts.
Hold on to something.

-We're going into hyperdrive.
-I'll say a quick prayer.

Three, two, one.

-[John B grunting]
-[group yelling]

Okay.

-[JJ] You got this! You got this!
-[group shouting indistinctly]

-[JJ] Faster! Faster!
-Whoa! Whoa!

[JJ] Speed is your friend.
Speed is your friend, John B.

[group cheering]

-[JJ] You got it! You got it!
-[Sarah] Oh my God! Oh my God!

Ah! sh*t! Oh!

-[John B] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-I think we miscalculated.

[JJ] I knew I should have driven.

Okay, maybe we can walk from here.

What? And leave the Twinkie?
The… the tide's coming in.

-So then what are we supposed to do?
-[JJ] Not stay here.

I can take my dad's truck.

-[John B] Kie, are you sure?
-How much worse can it get, you know?

We need something to pull her out with.
There's the winch at the Chateau.

That's, like, two miles.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

-If you're gonna do it, let's go, okay?
-[Kie] All right.

[John B] Tide's coming in.
Twinkie's going underwater.

[JJ] Double time, Kie. We gotta move.

-Hey, where's Rose?
-[Wheezie] She left.

What do you mean, she left?

[Wheezie] She packed a bag
and left for the mainland.

Oh, and she said something
about meeting lawyers.

Wait. Out… out of town? Lawyers?
What are you talking about?

She said she'd call tomorrow.
What do you care? We hate her. Remember?

She left you willingly with me. Yeah?

Yeah. You're an adult, right?

[chuckles]

Huh.

That's weird.

[softly] He's not in there. We're good.

Are you sure you wanna do this,
a little Dad Theft Auto?

No.

All right, here we go. Go, go, go, go, go.

[suspenseful music playing]

[inhales deeply] Okay.

-[Mike] It was good.
-[Anna] Not good.

-[Mike] It was good.
-[Anna] Look at this.

This is not good chicken.
All right, let's see…

[Anna laughs]

-It smells good.
-Maybe.

[Anna and Mike laughing]

-[Anna] Maybe.
-[Mike] Right.

[Anna laughs] Are you gonna feed me
little bits of bread?

-[Mike] Hmm.
-[Anna laughs]

-Just might. [laughs]
-[laughs]

[somber instrumental music playing]

[Anna laughs]

[JJ] Hey.

["Something That You're Missing"
by Sun Room playing]

[engine starts]

[JJ] This'll only take a sec.
I think it's in the surf shack.

Yeah. It's in the surf shack.
I'll be right back. Got it.

Be right out. [grunts, groans]

I'm okay!

There it is.

J, J, J, it's me.
It's your father. Stop fighting me.

I don't want anybody
to know I'm here, all right? All right.

Get off me!

[both panting]

-How'd you get out?
-[Luke] Work release.

Good behavior.
Can you believe that? [chuckles]

Yeah.

Yeah.

Busted a window in a pharmacy.

Busted that pharmacist too.

Look, I gotta get out of here.
That pharmacist, he can ID me.

-[horn honking]
-[Kie] JJ!

I gotta get off this island.
So you gotta help me,

and I'm done with Kildare.
I'm taking Malcolm's boat,

and I need to get
to the other side of the island.

[horn honking]

J! J!

-Dad, get off me!
-Listen to me.

I should've had the Phantom,
but I don't because of you.

I got your restitution hanging over me.
This is your fault.

Look at me.

You telling me
you're not gonna help your own blood?

What the frick? No. Immediately, no.

-What is this?
-Just get in the truck.

I'm sorry.
The Twinkie's drowning right now, JJ.

-What is the plan? What is this?
-Listen to me. Listen to me, okay?

I need to get into the marina
at the Island Club.

There's a boat there he can take.

You got the sticker on your truck.
Twenty minutes, that's all I need.

The Twinkie's gonna be a submarine
in minutes.

-I know, Kie.
-Leave him, and we can come back!

The cops are after him!

If I do this now,
maybe I will never have to do it again.

[Kie] Don't look at me.

How long does it take
to go two miles and back in a car?

They're taking a minute.

Should I go look for them?
Should I go find them and bring them back?

I don't… I don't… I don't know.
Just give me a sec.

[Pope] Damn it! Every time!

Why do we got to send JJ and Kiara,
the slowest people on earth?

[in background] Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
This is always happening to us.

[continues talking indistinctly]

Like, we're always right there,
and then it's bullshit.

Okay. Okay.
So, here's something I think we can do.

We can find something to leverage
the Twinkie, and you can drive it out.

-Let's do driftwood.
-Driftwood will work.

All right, all right. Be safe, all right?

-[Pope] Let me know if you find anything.
-[John B] I will.

-Hey, Pope!
-Yeah?

Hey, nothing smaller than three feet,
all right? Big pieces.

Got you. Yeah.

[Luke] Hey, pull up to Home Food here.
I'm gonna need provisions.

["I Have Got No Money"
by The Peace playing]

Crackers and baked beans and tuna,
all right? And some salt and pepper.

-[JJ] Yeah.
-Five days' worth.

I know.

[shop bell ringing]

[drumming on seat]

-You're a terrible father, you know that?
-Yeah, preach it to me.

Set me straight.

Do you have any idea
how special your son is?

Like, even a clue?

He's a thief is what he is.

What are you?

You're just a wasted local salt
who never did sh*t

but get messed up and hustle people.

Not exactly impressive.

You know, you sound just like your mama.
She was just like that in high school.

Always thought
she was better than everybody else.

Kook princess.

You know,
I bet you're a lot like your mama.

Slumming with the bad boys.

Are you an ungrateful sh*t like she was?

-[shop bell ringing]
-[chuckles]

I bet you are.

Miss Figure Eight,

hopping up there on your high horse,
riding around in daddy's car.

[groans]

-[groans]
-Don't talk about my family.

[JJ] Hey. [whistles]

[engine starts]

-Let's get this over with, yeah?
-Yeah.

Gross.

Oh, come on.

[dramatic instrumental music playing]

That'll work.

-Hey, Pope, come help me out!
-Give me a second. I'll be over there.

-[snarls]
-[John B gasps]

[water splashes]

John B?

Help!

Pope! John B!

Pope! I need help!

[John B screaming]

John B! Hold on!

Sarah, what's happening?

[panting]

-Pope, hurry!
-John B! Hey!

Pope, a gator has him!

[panting]

[whimpers]

-John B.
-[screams]

John B!

[Sarah grunting]

You okay, man? Holy sh*t!

[group panting]

-[Pope] Come on.
-[Sarah] Let's go.

[group panting, coughing]

-Go!
-[Pope] Get to the Twinkie, now!

Hey, why don't you tell your mom hi?

[JJ] Shut up.

Make it quick.

-Come on.
-[door closes]

[Kie] Hey, Luke.

[JJ] Go. Go!

Did you have to do that?
Did you have to go after her like that?

-I told her the truth. She didn't like it.
-Everything, hmm.

Everything I have, you fricking ruin.

I don't try to. Just happens naturally.

[engine sputters, starts]

You got a full t*nk of gas…

but I reckon
that's only gonna get you to Jacksonville.

-You got money for gas, right?
-[Luke] What do you think?

Yeah, no. I'll figure it out.

[JJ] Dad.

[somber instrumental music playing]

Hey. Come here, Son. Come here.

-I know I could've been better.
-I hadn't exactly been perfect either.

Well, hey, perfect don't matter.

You got a good heart.

No, no. Come on.
Can't let it end like this.

I'm going to Yucatán.
I might never be coming back.

It'll all work out.

[whimpering] No, it's not.

But maybe in the next life.

[Luke] Come on, J. Don't be like that.

[emotional music playing]

[JJ sighs]

[sniffles] Take care, Dad, okay?

[sighs]

[sniffles]

[sniffles]

[Limbrey] Where's the cross, Denmark?

[inhales deeply] Come on. Come on.

[gasps, grunts]

She really believe
that sh*t about the magic bathrobe?

Full-on. She got nothing else
to believe in. Why not that?

But the cross, that exists, yeah?

Did at some point.
That's a historical fact.

And it's valuable?

It's seven feet high, plated in gold,
and full of diamonds. You tell me.

-[vehicle approaching]
-I was just asking.

sh*t.

[vehicle door opens]

Hey, Rafe. Got no beef, man.
I'm, uh… I'm just here to meet Sarah.

Sarah's not here.
Go… go chase her somewhere else.

What do you mean, Sarah's not here?
I talked with her earlier.

Supposed to meet her here,
supposed to pick her up.

How would I know where my sister is, huh?

And one thing you should know, Top, is…

is I got nothing against you, even though
you totally punked me the other night.

Really? Uh…
Were… were you too coked-out

to remember the fact
that you were drowning your sister?

Drowning? I wasn't--
No. I wasn't drowning her.

-I was provoked, all right?
-All right, man. You know what?

You think…
you think I want her with John B? Huh?

Is that what you really think?

Is that where she is? Is she with John B?

Where the hell else would she be? Huh?
Unless she found some other sucker. Yeah?

I can just track her. I completely forgot.
I can just track her phone.

-Are you spying on her?
-No, I'm not spying on her.

Rafe, I just care about her.
I want to make sure she's safe.

-Can I see that? Oh, yeah.
-Jeez.

Give… give me my phone back.

What? Calm down, all right?

What the hell
is she doing out on Goat Island?

sh*t.

-[Topper] What?
-Of course.

-Rafe!
-Go home.

Trust me.
You do not wanna be near her right now.

Hey, Renfield, I got something. Let's go.

-[menacing instrumental music playing]
-[John B gasps]

[Pope] Careful.
I'm pretty sure that'll get infected.

Yeah! [gasping]

Yeah, you're lucky.
It didn't cut into muscle too much.

[panting] Lucky I got bit by an alligator

and my car is underwater.

Do you have something to wrap it with,

stop the bleeding? It can…

[Pope] Oh,
and speak of the fricking devil.

-[horn honks]
-Look who it is,

the tortoise and the tortoise.
Just a couple hours late.

Where the hell were you guys?

Paternal complications.

Luke was at the Chateau.

[Pope] Oh, great! While you were having
family time with your pops,

John B got bit by a gator.

-Like, for real?
-Does it look like we're joking?

Okay, what the hell happened?

-What happened? I got bit by a gator!
-He got bit by a gator!

I dunno why I'm being yelled at.
I put my ass on the line.

You're being yelled at
because it was  minutes--

-We got here as fast as we could.
-[group yelling indistinctly]

Shut up!

Seriously, guys,
I can't take it anymore, all right?

Everyone just cut it out for a second.
[laughs]

Look, I just helped my dad
leave this island for good.

Like, he's not ever coming back.

He's straight up like the Spanish.
Just, "Bon voyage."

That's not the right language.

All we got…

And I know for a fact all I got
is you guys, okay? You're it.

And I've come too close to losing you,
all of you.

I mean, sh*t, like you almost drowned.
Pope, you were kidnapped.

Sarah, you've been sh*t.

John B, you were almost dinner
for a freaking gator, bro.

So, this blaming each other
is some Kook-ass bullshit, all right?

We don't do that.

Okay? We're Pogues.

Sorry, that was a lot right now.

I didn't mean to…

Yeah. All right.

-[Pope] Well-done.
-I gotta be honest.

That was the best freaking speech
you have ever given.

Also, you should think about,
like, a Rosetta Stone

because your Spanish and French
are flip-flopped.

We should bon voyage out of here.

All right, let's get
this damn Twinkie out of here.

Keep it coming.
Keep her coming. She's almost out.

Keep it going. Easy! Easy! Easy!

Sarah, to the right.

-Straighten out.
-[Sarah] I am!

-Whoo! The Twinkie lives!
-[Sarah] Whoo!

[JJ] The Twinkie lives! Let's go, boy!

[Sarah laughing]

[dramatic instrumental music playing]

[birds fluttering]

Okay, you're telling me Denmark Tanny
decided to hide the cross here?

-[Pope] Mm-hmm.
-[Kie] Everybody, just spread out.

[John B] Okay, well, if I was a cross
and wanted to be hidden in an old church,

where would I hide?

Are you sure
that Denmark hid the cross here, Pope?

-Like, are we at the right church?
-It's gotta be here somewhere, guys.

What if we have to push a secret button
or, like, play, like, a… a certain chord,

and then, all of a sudden,
the ground beneath us reveals

the catacombs or something
on which we stand?

[John B] How about
we try to find obvious clues?

It's not an escape room.

-[Pope] It's gotta be in here.
-[JJ softly] Sorry. I'm sorry.

[gasps] Come on.

[John B] I can't see
where they'd hide a giant cross here.

No, no. There's no way he would set us up
on a freaking goose chase

that would lead us
to a church that has nothing.

Yes, I get it.
I don't know what to tell you, man.

[Pope] The clues led us here.
The cross is in this church.

[John B] Pope, it'll be all right.

We've had setbacks in the past,
and we figured it out.

-We're gonna find it.
-He's right.

[John B] We've just gotta think
about this logically, all right?

Where else would you hide
a seven-foot-tall cross made of gold?

What?

[inspirational instrumental music playing]

[Kie] Oh my God! Look at that.

[gasping]

Pope.

-[JJ] Hey, no!
-[John B] Now Pope's climbing the wall.

-Wait. Pope, wait. This is crazy.
-[Kie] Pope, this church is old.

-[JJ] I'm just gonna--
-Like really old. This isn't safe.

[crumbling]

[JJ] Yo! This church gots to be
at least years old.

[John B] He's right. It's too dangerous.

[JJ] Yo, let me just be real.

You're not the most coordinated person
on planet Earth.

-[Kie] Pope? Pope!
-[JJ] You hear me? What are you doing?

All right, this one's solid wood.

I'm gonna try the other beam.

[JJ] Pope, that's rotten as sh*t
right there, okay?

-[grunts]
-[Kie] Hey, easy!

Pope, I hate to break it to you,
but that's wood.

No, no. [grunts]
It has to be here. I know it.

[JJ] Bro, just look out

for that giant wasp nest
right above your head.

-[Sarah] Yeah.
-[wasps buzzing]

Hey, just… just move slow, all right?
Nice and easy, all right?

-Whoa, hey! Yo!
-[Sarah] God!

[Pope] Look!

It's hollow.

-Go get me a crowbar!
-What are you gonna do, Pope?

I don't want this entire church
to collapse on top of us.

That's all I'm saying.

[dramatic music playing]

[twig crunches]

-[crow caws]
-[leaves rustle]

[Pope] Sarah!

Hey. Pope.

-Throw it.
-[Sarah] Okay.

Oh, for real?

-[John B] Watch your heads.
-[JJ] Wait.

Ah.

Got it!

-[chuckles]
-[Kie] Not bad.

Hey, Pope, Pope, there's the wasp nest
right up there, okay?

-Just move slow, all right?
-Got it.

[grunting]

Hey, uh…

What is that?

Do you guys see that?

[Kie] sh*t.

[gasps]

-[gasps]
-Holy sh*t.

[Sarah] It's here. Oh my God.

-You did it, buddy.
-[Sarah] What is that?

[group laughing, chattering]

-[Kie] Holy sh*t! Holy…
-[Sarah] Oh my God! Oh!

-We did it!
-[cheering]

Ah!

Yeah!

-Oh my God!
-Keep going!

-Yeah!
-[Kie] Holy sh*t!

-I thought you were crazy.
-We did it! We did it!

Okay, they're stinging now. Ow!

-[JJ] Take it easy!
-Ow!

-[group gasping]
-[Kie] Hold on, Pope!

-[Sarah] Wait!
-[John B] Cushions.

-[Kie] Move the pews! Move these!
-John B!

Pope, hold on!

[screaming] I can't hold!

[John B] Hold on!

-[Kie] Pope!
-[JJ] Hang on!

-[Kie] Hold on!
-[John B] Hold on!

-[Pope] I'm slipping, guys.
-[JJ] Hang on! Hang on!

[group screams]

[Kie] Pope, are you okay?

-[Sarah] Are you good?
-[Kie] Are you okay?

-[JJ] Anything broken?
-[Kie] Do you feel good?

-[John B] You okay?
-[JJ] You did not tuck and roll, for sure.

[dramatic music playing]

[upbeat reggae music playing]