Ok, owe, here we go.
How 'bout something from the whole grain family?
Wheat germ, wheat bran...
Owen!
Owe!
Hey, sport. I'm very flattered.
Ok. That's it, owen.
We're getting a leash.
I found one, charlie. Look.
I'm sorry. He's usually not like this.
Oh, that's too bad.
Do you think you could give us
Another second?
I think your son was about to propose.
Oh, he's, uh, he's my brother, actually.
Marry her. She's nice.
Owen.
He's just--it's been kind of a subject lately.
Well, should we set a date?
A date?
To get married.
June would be nice.
I'm kidding, I swear, I'm just
Kidding. I do that.
Right.
Well, anyway...
Wow, um... You're really
Into chicken livers.
Oh, yeah, well, actually, they're
For my birds.
You have birds that eat livers.
Well, not in my house.
I work at the wildlife preserve
In marin.
We have raptors, you know,
Birds of prey:
Owls, hawks... Eagles.
You have an eagle?
Oh, yeah! Great big california golden.
Its wings are like this.
And we have this nice old owl named zap.
We call him that because he flew
Into some power lines.
Kinda got fried.
Ouch!
Well, um...
It was really nice meeting you.
Yeah.
You, too.
Um, well, thanks for, um, finding owen.
Oh, he wasn't really lost, was he?
Bye. Bye.
Marry her, charlie.
Excuse me, mr. Musser?
Hmm?
Hi. I'm a docent here,
And I know you're curating the biennale,
And you're gonna need a docent to assist you,
And I know I'm new here,
But I was actually at the venice biennale
This summer.
I didn't see you in venice.
What?
Oh! Uh...anyways, I was kind of hoping
That you might consider me
For the position.
Well...julia salinger,
This is a huge job.
We've got 243 pieces coming in from
All over the world--
Cambodia, iceland--
South america. I know.
And it's all gonna land right here in this space
In exactly 10 days.
Wow! How do you decide where it all goes?
You know what? That is exactly
The right question.
How does each piece want to be approached?
Excuse me?
Well, the art, it tells you.
Like the winged victory in the louvre,
Have you seen it?
Yeah, this last trip.
Remember where she was, at the top of
The marble staircase?
Uh-huh.
You see her up there,
And you can't take your eyes off her.
She draws you to her.
And then when you see her up close
Towering above you,
Her body thrust forward by the force of those
Incredible wings...
Kinda makes your heart b*at a little faster, huh?
Yeah.
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
Sarah: ok, now?
Yeah. Plug her in.
Ha ha. Let there be light.
Thank you.
Hey! Hey, bailey, look.
Griffin just rewired my latest scavenge.
And in exchange, I'm making us all
Dinner.
Julia's really gonna love what you guys did
With this place.
And I just got my language lab fees
Waived,
Which means we can now afford to have beans
With our rice,
Yes! Thank you very much.
Did anybody call?
Yeah. 14'S got a leaky kitchen pipe.
Um, my mother loves me.
7 Thought she saw a rat, 6 knows he did.
My mother loves me, is worried about me,
And just wishes I'd at least talk to them.
Ok. So who do we have to call?
The plumber and the exterminator, right?
Yeah.
Wait a second.
You guys aren't calling out for this stuff, are you?
That's the job.
So some bozo can stick one of those snake dealies
Down a* pipe
Or rub peanut butter on a trap and charge you
60 Bucks an hour?
Why don't you do that stuff yourself?
Because we're, like, incompetent?
So read up. Get one of those home repair books.
Doesn't take a genius to fix stuff.
Obviously.
Hank, the landlord, he'd never go for it.
Really? Well, he's paying some guy 60 bucks to do it,
So just take 15 bucks off of it and have him
Write you out the check.
I mean, what does he care, as long as
It gets fixed, right?
(Telephone rings)
Answering machine: hey, leave a message
At the beep.
Don't get that. It's probably
My mother.
Hi. This is annie mott in 14 again.
Honey, no. Mommy's on the phone, nat.
Ok. My kitchen sink, it's still leaking.
So I really need you to fix it, ok?
Did I say 14? Thanks.
That's probably 50 bucks right there.
Ok, owen, help me out, all right?
Owls. You want to see the owls. Now say it.
Then can I have my new fire truck?
Cross my heart. Just repeat after me.
This is just completely freaky.
I was just thinking about you.
You were?
Feeding time.
So I'm forever linked with chicken livers
In your brain?
Could be worse, I guess.
Anyway, this is a nice surprise.
Yeah. Uh, we--i was just-- I mean, he's just, um,
He's been talking nonstop about owls.
Owls this, owls that.
So...isn't that right, owen?
I want to see the owls.
Oh, well, great, then come on.
I would be happy to show you.
Now can I have my new fire truck?
After you see the owls. You love owls.
Come on. They're right
Over here.
Owen, right? I'm nina.
Nina.
Uh, I'm charlie.
I know. It's what owen called you in the market.
Reed, hi.
Uh, yesterday,
That was a really, really brilliant
Pitchout you ran.
I mean, the way you cut
Against the grain,
And the defensive pursuers just--
Wow! Froze those linebackers.
Thanks, salinger.
Claudia, we have to talk.
Gosh, this is the worst part about being vice-captain.
Guess I'm just going to have to come
Right out and say it.
What already?
I--we--the squad,
We were all kind of hoping you would grow into the job.
We just don't think you're possum material.
We're gonna have to let you go.
Let me go?
Are you f*ring me?
Well, we all had a little huddle
And the truth is,
We, uh, we think you just don't
Have any verve.
Verve?
I've got verve. Are you kidding?
I've got verve coming out
Of my ears.
You want verve? You should have
Said something.
'Cause verve--
I can do verve.
(Whistle blows)
How much longer is this going to take?
What?
I'm sorry. I'm going as fast as I can.
Can you hand me that wrench thing?
Listen, this--
This is not ok, ok?
I mean, you've been here
An hour already,
And I called you 4 hours ago.
And it's dinner now.
Ma'am, I came over as soon as I got back
From school.
From school?
School!
Well, we have school, too.
My daughter does.
And she's hungry and she's tired.
And I have to feed her
And give her a bath
And put her to bed.
And you have had our water turned off
For nearly an hour now
At 6:00 at night, and that is not ok.
Ma'am--
You're using a book?
A book? I mean, do you even know
What you're doing?
Ma'am, I'm not going to get done any faster
With you standing here yelling at me. Ok?
So, if you'll just let me--
Anyway, it's not like I get out much.
The kids and the restaurant
And everything.
My situation tends to scare people off.
Well, that's too bad.
I mean, personally, I like a guy
Who's gotten that whole wild oats thing
Out of his system.
For a while there, I was, uh,
I was seeing guys who would swear
Their eternal devotion,
And then, uh, all of a sudden,
I'd get a postcard from fiji or the south pole.
Talk about demeaning.
Now I want a guy with a lease.
A lease. Hell, I've got a mortgage.
Perfect.
Ok, so, turn-ons are-- stability and real estate.
Turn-offs are wild oats and bad breath.
Ha, that's me. Now you.
Huh, let's see, um, turn-ons are
A sense of humor
And good personal hygiene.
Turn-offs are smoking and people
Who hate birds.
Oh, what's the matter?
Don't like the egg salad?
Best seller in the vending machine.
No, no, it's good.
I'm just-- more interested
In talking.
Yeah. Me, too.
Ok.
That--
Answering machine: hey, leave a message
At the beep.
Is not bad.
It's perfect for our first dinner party.
Answering machine: sarah, it's mom.
Honey, I've been calling you all--
Boy, she'd flip if she could see
This place, wouldn't she?
No doorman, 24-hour traffic noise.
But what does she know?
Yeah.
Yeah, you know what?
We've got a pretty good system going here,
Don't you think?
I mean look, food on the table,
Full-time college course load,
A part-time gig on the side.
You know what?
I bet you we are going to look back on this
As one of those most important times
In our life.
You know, like, like our season
Of self-reliance.
Season of self-reliance.
I like the way that sounds.
(Knock on door)
Another customer?
Ka-ching, ka-ching.
Tape?
You wrap tape around my pipe,
And you tell me it's fixed!
I have half an inch of water under my sink.
You think maybe you should reread that book of yours?
Mr. Musser?
Um, no, no, it's daniel, please. Come on in.
Ok, daniel.
So, you, uh, changed your mind?
Changed my mind?
Because I didn't see your application
In the in-box
For the docent's job.
You looked?
I mean, uh, no, I haven't
Changed my mind.
I just had tours all afternoon,
Like a thousand third-graders, so...
Well, you'd better get your application in by tomorrow.
I've got to make a decision real soon.
Ok. You bet.
You know, I'm already behind.
You wouldn't believe the details.
I have this breakfast tomorrow
At 7:00 with the founders,
And I've barely even started on
These spreadsheets.
Wait a second, spreadsheets.
I know how to do spreadsheets.
I mean, if that'd help, if you'd like me to.
Oh, are you kidding? That--
No, I'd be happy to.
Let me just call some-- some people
And let them know that I can't make it for dinner.
Well, great. I'll order some chinese.
No, no, you keep working. I'll take care of everything.
You ok?
Bad egg salad.
Claudia, please.
Uh, you want anything?
Some privacy.
Some privacy.
The date went well, huh?
Aah!
And you wouldn't believe how much
It costs him
Just to ship the art. Oh,
And the guest list--
I was typing names from all over
The world.
And if I hadn't been just passing by
That room,
And if I hadn't just gone for it--
You wouldn't have to bag dinner?
What? Wait a minute. Are you mad at me?
I thought you said bailey and sarah
Were ok
With doing dinner tonight.
It's just you pulled night tours twice last week.
Now, this--whatever it is.
I'm kind of starting to miss you, jul.
I know.
Things will calm down soon.
And I really need this right now, so--
You're so sweet, you know that?
Yeah, well.
Hey, where's your wedding ring?
You didn't lose it, did you?
Uh, no, it almost went down the drain
The other day
When I was doing the dishes.
It just kind of slipped right off,
So I put it here for safekeeping.
See how loose it is?
Be careful with this.
I got to go.
Ok.
Oh, uh...
I'll see you tonight.
I reached the plumber first thing this morning
And he's on his way over.
Oh, good. Look, I'm sorry,
I have to get my daughter ready for school.
Look, I got a prize in my cereal.
Hey, how about that?
Come here, sweetie.
So, anyway, I wanted to say
That I'm sorry for doing such
A crummy job yesterday.
Uh-huh. Honey, where's your lunchbox?
Anyway, he said he'd be here by 8:15.
Good, good. There's coffee in there if you want.
It's pretty atomic, so--
I wasn't.
I mean, I thought you--
I can't stay. I have class.
You have to let him in yourself.
Me? Wait, no.
No, no. Can't.
I have to bring my daughter to school,
And I have to be to work by 8:30.
Right, but see, I've--i have this
Anthropology section
And attendance is kind of mandatory.
So, well, that's kind of too bad,
Because you are the super.
Um, no, actually, I'm the manager.
Well, whatever. That does not change the fact
That I have an inch of water on my kitchen floor,
Which you are responsible for because
You didn't know what the--
What you were doing.
Make sure that you lock the door
When you leave.
We don't have much, but we would like
To have it all here when we get home.
(Whistle blows)
♪ Hit 'em high, hit 'em low, ♪
♪ Hit 'em like we did before ♪
Whoo!
(Screaming)
Claudia, look out!
Salinger!
Salinger!
Are you all right?
Huh?
Am I dreaming?
Am I dead?
I'm taking her to the school nurse.
Daniel?
Hey, how was the meeting?
Meeting? Uh, oh, breakfast.
It was great.
So, I guess there weren't any embarrassing typos
Or anything, huh?
No, no, or you would have heard about it.
So, what are all these? For the founders' gala?
Uh, no, slides of the art for
The school district
It's kind of a teaching program
We do.
Oh. Can i?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, be my guest.
Oh, wow. It's gorgeous.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, wait. Don't move.
What?
You have an eyelash.
Oh.
There.
Well, you get a wish.
Well, so what'd you wish for?
Oh, well, if I told you,
I wouldn't get the job, then.
Really? You didn't feel anything?
No, not a thing.
Maybe it wasn't the sandwich.
Hey, is it too spicy or something?
You're sweating.
Yeah, I bit into a pepper.
Ok, um, oh, yeah,
So, how did you get back
To san francisco?
Mmm, right, um, well, my parents left me
In the haight, so--
Left you?
Yeah. Um, well, they're both dead.
Kind of freaky, huh?
Yeah, well...wow! I'm sorry.
Oh, no, no, it's ok. Really. I didn't know them.
I mean, they were these hippie types, you know,
Or off saving the planet or something.
So, my grandparents raised me.
What happened to your parents?
Promise not to laugh?
Laugh? Why would I laugh?
Well, um, they were in katmandu. Nepal.
And, uh, they were on this mountaintop ohming.
And it was during a rainstorm,
And they were kind of hit by lightning.
You're kidding. No.
I swear to god. One minute
They were, "ohm,"
Then the next minute pow! All she wrote.
That's terrible.
I know, but you know what the worst part is?
It fried them to a crisp.
Oh, yeah, I know.
Oh, man!
What?
What is it?
I'm just a little lightheaded
All of a sudden.
Are you all right?
I don't know. I feel...lousy.
Oh.
I think--
You know what? Um...
Could we maybe just catch a movie
Another time?
'Cause, um...
I'm sorry.
I got to go home.
Sure.
Griffin: I am really, really sorry.
Ah!
You know what? It is so not a big deal.
I mean, this dish that I'm making,
You can't overcook it, so...
Whenever she gets here, she gets here.
Julia's just been working so hard
These past couple of days trying to get
This exhibit thing.
You know, I'm really proud of her.
Man, listen to me. I must sound like
An old married guy, huh?
Making excuses for my wife.
(Knock on door)
45 Minutes late.
I say we give her a hard time.
Nice of you to finally show up, jul--
Ok, listen, I'm in the middle
Of dinner right now.
Really? Well, I'm not.
Because the electricity is out in half
My apartment.
The refrigerator is out and my electric stove.
That plumber that you sent to me
Plugged in his snaking thing
Into a crummy outlet
And blew my fuses.
Ok, I'll be up in a few minutes.
I want you up now!
I want to be able to feed my daughter
On time
Once this week.
Is that too much to ask?
Look, first of all, you got to change your tone.
Ok? This is an old building
With crappy wiring and even crappier pipes.
Yeah? And maintenance to match.
Oh, well, then why don't you just move, lady?
I have a better idea. Why don't I call
The landlord
And tell him how you treat your tenants?
Fine! I don't care. Do whatever you want.
Call him. I'm having dinner.
Good-bye.
Let's eat.
Reed, what are you doing?
Aren't you supposed to be, like, running
With the ball or whatever?
It's just there's something
I had to tell you.
Reed, everybody's--
Forget about them.
It's just--
I'm in love with you, claudia.
Oh, reed.
Reed.
Charlie!
What's the matter?
The pepto. Where's the pepto?
Are you ok?
I don't know.
I don't know what's wrong with me, claud.
I'm exhausted, but I can't sleep,
And my stomach...
I need some air.
Could you maybe--
Ok.
You're scaring me, charlie.
Yeah, me, too.
And the pepto?
So, what if she talks to hank first?
Then she talks to hank first, and
We talk to him second.
We explain what really happened.
Look, once he hears her on the phone,
He's going to know she's some kind
Of nut case, right?
Couldn't we just plug up her pipes or something
And let sewage explode all over
Everything she owns?
Yes, as soon as I learn something
About plumbing.
No, I mean it. Bailey, really.
If she tries to get us kicked out of here,
It's w*r.
It's us against her.
Right. And we
Should take
All of the energy that we use
To devote to constructive things
Like schoolwork,
And instead, apply it to an elaborate plan
To drive her out of her mind
And apartment 14.
Deal.
Good. Now call hank.
I'm getting attached to this apartment.
Daniel, uh, this was in the mailroom.
Oh, yeah, yeah,
Those are the handouts for the
Panel discussion.
You can just set those...somewhere.
Kind of thought they might have something to do
With the founders' gala.
It's tomorrow night, right?
Yeah.
Rubber chicken, my favorite.
I don't know. It sounds kind of great, actually.
I mean, weekly's going to be there. Kqed.
Well, I guess I'm a little jaded.
Well, I guess I'm not.
Well, then, you know what?
You should come.
What?
Me? You're kidding.
It'll be a part of the docent's job
Dealing with these people.
Wouldn't hurt for me to see you in action.
Wow! Uh, that'd be--
I mean, I'd love to if you're serious.
Yeah, of course, I'm serious.
Besides, I'd have a lot more fun
If you're there.
Ok.
What'd the doctor say?
I mean, he only talked to me for all of, like, 5 minutes.
He just told me to take some blood.
Here. Keep pressure on this.
Well, could you at least tell me
What you're testing for?
I mean, that's got to be in the file.
They really won't know anything
Until they look at your blood and urine.
I'm going to need some urine.
Where do I go?
To the bathroom.
Here's your i.d. Code for the blood
And urine tests.
Call this 800 number in 24 hours.
They might have your results back
By then.
Might?
Just keep on them.
You didn't have to do this, you know, griffin.
Make lunch, I mean.
How else was I supposed to see you?
You keep canceling dinner on me.
I'm sorry.
Things are really busy right now.
I know.
But you got to take a break
Once in a while.
So guess what?
A guy down at the shop
Gave me a lead on some
Foo fighter tickets.
Tomorrow night. So, I was
Thinking that--
Tomorrow?
Griffin, I can't tomorrow.
I have this-- this thing for work.
Again.
What thing?
The founders' gala. I told you about it,
And they invited me,
And I can't not go.
I really think this will help me get the job.
Oh.
Oh.
Then, maybe I should just
Go with you, then. I mean, I kind of
Feel like I have to make a date
To see my own wife.
Oh, you know what? I really think
You'd hate it.
Why? It's a party, right?
Well, yeah, but not a party party.
I mean, I'll be working the whole time,
And I'll just feel bad that you're not having
A good time.
Huh.
And you'd have to wear a tie.
And you don't even have a tie.
Believe me, I think you'd have more fun
At the concert.
Without you?
Hello! It's the foo fighters.
Yeah, probably.
Hey, you know what? We're going to do something
Really fun this weekend.
Promise, ok?
I have to go.
Thanks for lunch.
So, I'm at this office party,
And everybody's drinking.
My boss is drinking.
And my boss comes over to me and says,
"Have a drink with me."
And I say, "no, thank you."
And he says, "come on, loosen up.
We're celebrating."
And he just keeps pushing and pushing
And pushing.
And finally I say, "listen, will you
Just back off?
I'm an alcoholic."
Are you hurt?
Only my ankle.
May I have your permission
To ascertain...
You're still going out?
I'm feeling ok now. Kinda...so...yeah.
I really like her, claud, and I'm not
Going to blow this.
If I keep canceling on her,
She's going to get completely
The wrong idea.
I don't know, charlie.
I'm ok. I can do this.
I can't do this.
I'm sorry.
Hey, I understand.
If you're sick, you're sick.
I'm sick.
I--i thought I was feeling better,
I swear.
Ok, uh, well, tell you what.
Then I'll just go.
I'm sorry. It's not an excuse.
Hey, really, it's ok. Just take care of yourself.
Yeah. I'm really sorry.
I know. You said that.
I blew it.
You blew it.
Julia, wait up. I've been looking
All over for you.
You have? Yeah, listen, I've
Been thinking about it,
And the truth is, I am running
Out of time here.
So, I don't need to see how you do
At the gala
To give you the job.
Let's just, uh,
Make it a celebration instead.
A celebration?
I gave your application to personnel.
It's a done deal.
I got the--
That is so amazing. Thank you!
I am going to work so hard for you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Wait a minute. What--
What? What's the matter?
You can't just--
Wait a minute, julia, what did I do?
Daniel, I'm--i'm married.
I'm--i'm married.
Married?
Yes! God, I'm married!
Oh, wow. Uh, you know, you never--
Well, you--you don't act married.
What is that supposed to mean?
You're not-- you don't wear
A wedding ring,
So how am i-- yeah, well,
It's too big.
You know what? I should just go.
I'm going to go.
(Car engine starts)
All right. I'll see you.
(Sighs)
So...
It was amazing, huh?
Yeah, I can tell usually.
It's funny that we've never--
Well, i--i usually go near work.
Ah.
Uh, you're...
I'm walking.
Do you want a ride?
I don't know. It's like this energy.
This drive or whatever that used to make me
Want to drink.
I gotta channel it into something else now.
It's weird. It's, like, I'm addicted to recovery.
You feel that, too?
It's funny.
Yeah.
So, I got to do great in school.
I got to get, like, a "b" average,
And I have to support myself,
And I have to have my own place,
And I need to do it all now.
That's me and my daughter.
After everything I put her through,
After all those years,
I got to come through.
No choice. Right?
Everyone else be damned.
I cannot let her down again.
No.
I know. It's the same thing with my job--
This maintenance thing.
I got to make money so I can take care
Of myself and sarah.
So what if some people's pipes
Get hurt along the way?
Are you making amends?
Hey, I will if you will.
You're, like, worse than I am.
That's because I am just barely
Holding it together.
Life-wise, not drinking.
God, if I feel like I'm slipping,
Or worse, someone, god forbid,
Someone is trying to screw it up
For me and nat,
I just...
I get this mother lion
Thing going.
Fair or unfair, who cares?
I know. It's selfish.
Getting better-- it's selfish.
Kind of has to be.
No one gets that.
No one does.
Hey. Hey.
So? Your meeting ran long.
You missed 2 messages
From my mom.
Oh, and 11 calling to say, "hey, thanks
For the flush ball."
And you know our friend in 14?
Yeah.
Well, she's got to be out of town
Or dead or something
Because she hasn't called to bitch about anything
For 5 whole hours.
Can you believe it?
Couldn't we just,
I don't know, put chewing gum
In her mail slot or...
Say that we didn't get the rent check
And watch her head explode?
You know what? Sarah, don't. Ok?
Let's just...
Let's give her a break.
Why?
Why? Like she gave us a break?
Well, she was probably
A little overwhelmed
With everything in her apartment
Breaking at the same time
And just kind of,
I don't know, misdirected
Her anger.
Misdirected her anger. Are you kidding me?
Bailey, she's been a total unreasonable shrew
About the whole thing.
Look. All I'm saying is
You never know what else is going on
In someone's life.
Wait a minute, bailey.
Where is all this coming from
All of a sudden?
Did you talk to her or something?
Bailey, when did you talk to her?
Look, it doesn't matter. Just trust me on this, ok?
She's not a bad person.
She's not.
Griffin.
Huh?
Griffin.
Huh? What's wrong?
You have to come with me to the gala.
What?
Well, I've been thinking about it
And I just--
You got to come with me.
No.
I got to go to the foo fighters.
What's with you? Yesterday,
You said--
I know. I know, but, um,
All the other husbands are going to be there.
I don't know. I'm going to be
All dressed up.
What's that going to look like if I'm alone?
You know the tickets are expensive.
I don't have a tie.
You can scalp them, and charlie's got tons
Of ties you can borrow.
Ok. Ok, I'll go.
You're nuts, you know that?
Coach has got us doing wind sprints.
They're the worst.
Yeah.
So, you, uh, you got to be sore, huh?
I mean, man, you took a direct hit.
Yeah. Sore I'm sure.
I mean, uh,
Sure I'm sore, but it was nothing.
Well, well, not nothing if--
If you hadn't carried me
Off the field
To the nurse's office,
I could have had a stroke or...
Or an aneurysm or who knows.
You know, you ought to bag it.
The whole possum gig.
I mean, you're too little, salinger.
You're too little to be on the sidelines.
I'm not--i'm not that little.
We're playing madison in a couple weeks,
And their armadillo is a real nut case.
I mean, he could hurt you.
And, yeah,
If I had to worry about you getting banged up,
I might not concentrate on my game 100%.
You'd worry about me.
Well, yeah. Duh.
Salinger. They said the test results would--
S-a-l-i--
No, I haven't read it.
Sometimes chocolate is the only thing.
You didn't find anything?
But that's--
I've been feeling sick and if that
Wasn't--
No, I mean, I'm still
Feeling sick and--
You're sure?
You're sure?
Ok.
Yeah.
They didn't find anything.
Everything is normal.
I'm not sick.
Well, that's great, isn't it?
I guess so, except--
I mean, I haven't slept in I don't
Know how long,
And where's my appetite?
I know what you mean.
It's like my stomach's already full.
Butterflies.
Yeah, it's what it feels like.
Kind of...
Nervous, kind of dizzy.
Kind of longing.
Yeah. Exactly, kind of--
Longing? What do you mean by--
Especially--
Especially when you get around nina.
Well, yeah, it is kind of like--
I mean, you saw what happened.
(Chuckles)
What?
What?
You're not sick, charlie.
You're in love.
You're lovesick.
Hey.
Hey.
"All roofs must be free of leaves and other debris."
A notice from the fire department.
They're doing spot inspections
Next week.
Uh-huh.
So, you know, I was thinking
That, um, maybe we could go up
On the roof
With some rakes and garbage bags.
You know, radio and some sun screen.
Kind of make an afternoon of it.
Oh. Uh, I'm kind of busy, actually.
Do you mind taking care of it?
Someone got a linoleum crisis?
Huh?
Oh, no, just I noticed
Annie's got some holes in her kitchen floor,
So I figured I could find a scrap that matches.
Ok, um, I get it.
Bailey, about annie and what changed
Your mind about her.
I mean, duh.
You know, you leave here for
Your a.a. Meeting
And she's the tenant from hell,
But by the time you get back,
You've completely changed your mind
About her.
So, obviously, she was there.
Right? That's why you can't say
Anything?
Here we go.
You know, bailey, you can still be a
Recovering alcoholic
And be a lousy person.
She's not a lousy person, sarah.
She's just had a rough time.
Yeah, well, so have you.
So have you, so why are you willing
To cut her slack
When she wasn't willing
To cut you any?
Maybe she will now. Answering
Machine: leave a message--
Why? Because you're both alcoholics?
Answering machine: sarah. Sarah, are you--
Yeah, pretty much.
Answering machine: honey, pick up.
Are you gonna--
I don't get that, bailey.
Why is that an excuse for what
A bitch she's been?
Why does that suddenly move her linoleum
To the top of the list?
I'm sorry, but I don't get why her being an alcoholic
Changes anything.
Answering machine: are you never
Going to talk to your father and me again?
Is that what you're doing?
No, I guess you don't.
Answering machine: sarah.
I keep leaving message after message and...
If you're not going to call back,
Then I guess you're saying that you don't
Want to hear from us,
So if that's what's you want,
You're on your own.
So, this is your job, huh?
Stand around and eat free food?
It's a pretty good job,
Even if they don't pay you anything.
Just--they know I'm here.
So which one's your boss?
Do I get to meet him?
Um, he must be busy. I don't see him anywhere.
Oh, boy, something was salty.
I'll be right back.
I'll get us a couple of drinks, all right?
Griffin, um...
Uh, look, I think we need to talk.
I don't want to--
Not now, all right. God.
No, this is--you should have told me
You were married.
You should have-- wait a minute, me?
I am not the one who--
Come on, julia, don't try
And tell me--
This is not a good time.
Griffin, hey.
Hi.
Griffin, I'd like you to meet my boss
For the biennale.
This is daniel musser.
This is my husband griffin holbrook.
Julia talks about you all the time.
I know she's really excited about
This whole banal thing--
This, uh, job you got her.
Yes.
Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to--
Did I say something stupid?
No. No, you didn't.
Hi.
You're the last person I expected to see.
Don't say that.
No, really, it's ok.
I mean, uh, I have been dumped
In some pretty outrageous ways before,
But the, uh, the fact that I make you dizzy
Or nauseous or whatever,
Well, that is a new one on me.
Wait a minute, nina, that's not true.
I wasn't making excuses,
I just really wasn't feeling well.
And I want to try this again.
Come on, we have to try this again.
Here.
I brought you something.
Chicken livers?
Well, you know.
How are you feeling?
Better. Much better now.
And, um...
You're never going to guess what I had.
Is it contagious?
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After their parents die in a car accident, the five Salinger siblings are forced to live on their own, with oldest son Charlie appointed the guardian.
After their parents die in a car accident, the five Salinger siblings are forced to live on their own, with oldest son Charlie appointed the guardian.