04x24 - Wizards vs. Everything

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Previously on Wizards of Waverly Place.

Felix, I didn't know
you had your own apartment.

Mm-hm. I live on the wizard
floor, down at the Windsor.

Impossible. There are no
wizard floors at the Windsor.

What have you done? Exposing
this floor could ruin my plans!

What plans?

I sense a great evil at work here.

That's Felix's wand!
You stole Felix's wand!

He cast the "In through
the Out Door" spell.

We're all trapped here?

Yes you are.

Dexter, you can't keep us
trapped on this floor forever.

What's going on?

Dexter's an Angel of Darkness.

And he turned Felix evil

and he has us all trapped here with
the "In through the Out Door" spell.

How did I nap through all of that?

I'll try to be louder
next time I do something evil.

OK, nobody panic.

My brother is really smart and
I'm sure he has an undo spell.

I am and I do.

Dexter always wrecks it,
make this door an exit!

It didn't work.

It didn't even glow.
You're making me look bad.

I'm afraid that Felix's
all-powerful wand

has rendered our powers useless.

Dexter, why are you doing this to us?

Is it because we never tip you, or because
we make fun of your ridiculous hat?

How's my hat now?

Dexter is Gorog!

I knew Dexter was hiding something!

I just thought it was
that he lived with his mom.

My friends, I have lured
you all to the th floor

to rebuild my army of darkness.

Nobody's joining your army of darkness.

Don't forget, I've
defeated you once before.

Don't you think I thought of that?

You and Justin will remain
trapped on this floor

until your demise.

And the rest of you will create a portal,

This group of creatures I divide,

Come with me and save your hide.

Whew. I was afraid he was
gonna take me with him.

You're a little too cheery for me.

Where's my wand?
And mine?

All of your magical devices
are here in this basket,

along with your smart phones.

No. I'm not leaving Alex alone!
If she's trapped, then I'm trapped!

Get back! I'm in charge here.

Mason, do something! Wolf up!

I can't. He's taken that
away from me, too.

Let him go!

Alex!

Mason!

♪ Everything... ♪

♪ is not... ♪

♪ What it seems ♪

♪ Seems ♪

♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪

♪ And the end will no doubt justify the means ♪

♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪

♪ Yes, please ♪

♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪

♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪

♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪

♪ That's what I said ♪

♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪

♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪

♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪

♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪

♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪

♪ Because everything is not ♪

♪ What it seems ♪

We have got to save Mason and the others.

Being around Gorog too long
will turn them permanently bad.

I've been around Alex for a long
time, so I might be immune.

Is this really the time for that?

Love you.

Wait. Trash Hands is right.

We can just escape through the trash chute.

Very funny, Trash Hands.

Oh!

Wait, I... I think Trash Hands
meant you, Harper.

Since no wizard can escape, you're
not a wizard, maybe you can escape.

Then you can get Max
on the Abraca-doodler

and have him contact
the wizard world for help.

You'd be a hero.

A hero? Me?

Well, OK, I'll do it.

Watch out, wizard world,
I'm coming to save you!

I'm OK! I'm OK,
I landed in the trash.

Alex, are these the pineapple
slippers I made you?

Close it, close it!
Close it.

Welcome to my basement lair.

Pretty sweet, right?
Not really.

I would think that the Angel of Darkness
would have a nicer lair, actually.

You should have seen my
rooftop Realm of Darkness.

That was really sweet.

But I lost it!

My powers have weakened
since Alex defeated me.

But that will change soon enough when
I turn you all to the dark side.

My, you're an awfully
mighty giant, aren't you?

Thank you.

Master Gorog. I am an evil
giant at your service.

I like the bow.
That's a nice touch.

Stay as far from Gorog as you can

so his influence won't be as strong.

And resist it by thinking
about your loved ones.

All I can think about is Alex
trapped on that th floor.

That's good.
Keep thinking of her.

She's pretty, lazy and her
breath smells like pickles.

I will not succumb to the dark side.

Good.
Pretty, lazy, pickles.

Pretty, lazy, pickles.
Pretty, lazy, pickles...

What are you telling him?

Oh! That I am no match
for your power.

Oh, really? I thought you would
be the toughest to influence.

I am at your service, Master Gorog!

I have to say, I'm loving the bow.

All right, it's time for all
of you to begin the arduous task

of digging the
inter-dimensional tunnel,

so that we can create a portal
to the wizard world.

Felix, begin our first step to conquest!

With this most powerful wand, I
bust a hole to the world beyond!

All right, everybody,
line up and commence digging.

I've got the first
huge boulder, Master Gorog!

Get me Max at Wizard Camp.

Max, Alex and Justin are in trouble.
You've got to come back now.

Harper, I'm next to climb the rock wall.

Oh!

All right, ready to go.

Max, Justin and Alex are trapped by Gorog.

What do we do?
Hey, no problem.

We just do what Justin does
whenever there's a dire situation.

Oh, thank you. Yes!

And what is that?
We look in books.

That's your big plan?
To look in spell books?

That's even better!
Spell books!

These smart phones are addicting.

Master Gorog...

We've hit the atmosphere
of the wizard world.

We're almost there.

Yes! We are now primed
to take over the wizard world.

Felix, get rid of Alex and
Justin Russo once and for all.

Gorog, there is no need
to destroy the Russos!

Oh, the last to turn

is always the one who's in love.

But I will not be stopped by Alex,

or any Russo, ever again.

That's why I sent Max away to wizard camp.

And once I get rid of Alex and Justin,
I will truly have nothing to fear.

Except for me.

Still nothing!

Mason, help me rule the wizard world,

and you'll be able to
wolf up whenever you want to.

You'll be the top dog in my operation.

You're housebroken, right?
Of course I am!

But I will not help you.

Oh, I believe you will.

Never!
Just let go.

I will work for you, Master Gorog.

Uh, hello? The bow.

Felix...
cast that spell.

Black hole open in B,

darker and wider than the sea.

Yeah, very nice.

But remind me when I
take over the wizard world,

to take all those rhymes
out of the spells. They bug me.

We have to do something.

I can't just sit around here and
wait for someone to come help.

Me neither.

How can you make toast at a time like this?

Harper forgot to buy cereal,
so toast is all we've got.

Justin... what's that little
hole that's getting bigger?

It's a black hole.
Gorog must have put that there.

Oh man, the remote was on there!

How are we gonna watch TV now?

Never mind. Help!

Excellent work, everyone.

All right, line up and get your wands,

so that you'll have them when
we inv*de the wizard world.

Who's first?

All right.

Oh, yeah.

Uh... Which one is yours?

Mine's the one with
the crumbs in the handle.

Ah... Oh, yeah.

Eww.

All right, Felix, sh**t the activation orb.

The moment the portal is activated,

the wizard world will be mine.

Yes, Master Gorog.
Gorog...

before you fire that orb,

aren't you forgetting one small thing?

Yeah, what's that?

That I will not allow it to happen!

I should've known it'd be more difficult

to make you see things my way!

Give me the wand!
Never!

Oh, no! The orb has
entered the tunnel!

Felix, destroy him.

Yes, Master Gorog.

Hey... Ahh!

I did it.
I destroyed Professor Crumbs.

And that's the way the professor crumbles.

All right, it's a bit cheesy,
but you get the idea.

All right, as soon as the activation light

turns completely white,
I will have my portal.

Prepare yourselves,

for we are about to
inv*de the wizard world!

I need a spell book. Did you
bring any books from the lair

to study for the wizard competition?

No, I moved out to have fun!

Are you having fun now?

I got it! I found a spell
that's gonna work! Read that.

A "Get Your Brother and Sister
Out of a Giant Pumpkin" spell?

Yeah, so we just gotta get them out of their
apartment and into a pumpkin and then we're good.

Professor Crumbs?

Oh! I apologize for my attire,

but I had to do whatever
necessary to escape from Gorog.

Gorog trapped you, too?

Yes, he intends on taking
over the wizard world.

But I may have bought us some time by
switching a fake wand for Felix's.

Oh, great! That wand
can do anything.

Why don't you use it to stop Gorog?

Ah, only Felix can use this wand.

Oh, then what am I saying "great" for?

No, I was with you, it was
great there for a moment.

I'm sorry, but who are you?

I'm Alex's friend, Harper.

Uh-huh. And how is it
you know about wizardry?

How is it I know about wizardry?

Well, I just saw you
flash in here out of nowhere.

Amazing. I'm blown away.

But isn't exposing magic
a big no-no?

I mean, I'm guessing.

Let's just keep this to ourselves.

The more important issue here is that Gorog

cast a Black Hole spell on Alex and Justin.

By the way, have you been
in contact with them?

No. We've been trying
to find the right spell.

Have you tried the telephone?

See, that's why they
call him, the "Professor."

Yeah.

Alex and Harper's apartment.

Alex, this is Professor Crumbs.

Oh, Professor Crumbs, now is
not a really good time for me.

But I can call you tomorrow...
Give me that.

Professor Crumbs, we are doomed!

We are falling into a black
hole and we need help!

Professor Crumbs, I got it!

Why don't we get 'em out of the black hole

by just going into the black hole?

That's idiotic.
No, it's not.

Not if you cast a
Black Hole spell right there

and hold onto this rope
while I go in and get them.

It's genius!
Now I'm feeling idiotic.

Roly poley, holy moley.

I never thought I'd say this, but
Max is on his way to save you.

Did he just say Max is gonna come save us?

Yes! So this is
the end for us.

I'm gonna have some of that toast now.

Someone call for a rescue?

Max, you made it!

I've never been this happy to see you.

Hey, how was camp?
It was good.

I learned how to rock climb,
work with some leather.

Here, wrap this around you, all right?

Harper and Professor Crumbs
will pull us back to safety.

Now remember, none of them have any
upper-body strength whatsoever,

so it's gonna take a while.

On three, ready?

One, two three!

Work through the burn!
Work through the burn!

Work through the burn!

We're saved!
Max, you're a hero.

But you said I'd be a hero
if I went down the trash chute.

Let's be honest, Harper, you were
just trying to save yourself.

Excuse me for interrupting,

but Gorog has completed his portal

and is about to inv*de the wizard world.

The only thing that
might be able to stop him

is for you three to use your powers.

Wait... What do you mean?

Three wizard siblings using
their magic power together

generates immense power.

And why didn't you tell us this before?

If I did, would you have
taken advantage of it?

You did the right thing.

Remember, you're our only hope.

No pressure.

You can't drive a truckload
of pressure in here

and then say, "No pressure."

All right, so we need three wizards.

One, two...
We're short one.

Count yourself.
Three. OK, we're good.

Yes!

Now that the portal is activated,

I will lead you as
the new force of darkness

into the wizard world!

Conquest is mine!

Oh! Oh!

Gorog! Gorog, stop!

What? You escaped
the black hole?

And I see Max has escaped
his fun outdoor nature camp.

And to think, I made you a
leather friendship bracelet.

Felix, destroy them.

Yes, Master Gorog.

What's the problem?

That wand's a fake.

Professor Crumbs switched them.

How could this happen?!

Well, I will not be stopped.

Everyone, take out your wands
and destroy the Russos.

Alex, listen to Master Gorog.

You have no chance.

Save yourselves and join our side.

Mason, there may only be three of us,
but we will never surrender to Gorog.

Right, Alex?

Alex.

Right.
Alex, don't listen to him!

Don't cave in for love.

Oh, really, Justin?

Because there is someone here

that I think you might want
to be reacquainted with.

Hello, Justin.

Juliet!

Is... Is that really you?

It is.

Master Gorog promised me
we'd be together again.

You joined the dark side?
Oh, it's not that bad, Justin.

Come on, join us.

But...

I... I can't.

I won't.
Guys, stay strong.

We have to save the wizard world.

I'm sorry, Max.

Well done, Justin.

Welcome back!

Alex, there's still two of us.

Please stay with me.

What's the point, Max?

Our combined powers won't be strong enough.

Very good, Alex.
Come on!

I don't... I don't believe this.

How could it end this way?

Wise move, little camper.

Oh, boy!

I have finally defeated
the power of the Russos!

Hear these three Russo cry,

be gone, Gorog, vaporize!

What? What are you doing?

It's a trick!

It worked!
We did it!

Anybody else smell fried chicken?

Oh, Justin, I'm so sorry.
I was under his influence.

Who cares? You're here.

I never gave up.

I knew that somehow, someday,
we'd be together again.

I knew it, too.

Alex, you're my hero.

People do throw "hero" around a lot, huh?

Well, Felix, since
everyone else is hugging.

Come here, big guy.
Yeah.

Come on, you.

Aw, look at us.

We are a freaky bunch.

All right, everyone.
I talked to my parents,

and since we all lost
our th floor apartments,

you're welcome to stay here as long as you
want until you find a new place to live.

Thanks, Alex.

Can I sleep next to her?

Stop it.

Can Abercrombie sleep outside?
He kind of reeks.

Ooh, I can cover that one up.

OK, yeah, I never thought
that dingy, old basement

would look so good.
Good night, you guys.

OK, everybody, thanks for helping
me get Harper back in the basement.

No problem, Alex.
Come on, you guys.