03x07 - A Quick Vacation

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A criminal mastermind who goes by "The Professor" has a plan to pull off the biggest heist in recorded history -- to print billions of euros in the Royal Mint of Spain.
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03x07 - A Quick Vacation

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- Good morning, daddy.
- Good morning, queen.

- Wanna f*ck?
- Yes. You do, too. Come look at this.

Look out there.

They're Brazilians. We haven't seen
a Brazilian boat in a long time.

The last ones that came
were Puerto Ricans or Guyanese people.

No idea.

They look friendly.

The CIA, FBI,

and Interpol also have agents
that look friendly.

Come on, man. They're tourists.
You can see it in their faces.

My love.

We need to socialize.

I'm serious. Couples need a social life.

They go to parties, they go
to the movies, they dine out.

They don't hang out with Kuna Indians
or play beach tennis every day.

- No.
- No, what?

No.

- Please, come on.
- No. No way.

Tokyo, it's a safety measure.

Hey!

Hey!

Hello, my friends!

Rio! Rio! Rio!

Rio! Rio! Rio!

Rio! Rio! Rio!

Rio! Rio! Rio!

Rio! Rio! Rio!

Aníbal Cortés is walking

towards the Bank of Spain.

The Spanish police are handing over one
of the most wanted fugitives in the world.

It's been 44 hours
since the beginning of the robbery

and the police yield, handing over Cortés.

He's the presumably tortured man.

The Professor's g*ng is together again.

Rio is at the bank's door.

It's your turn.

Doors.

Helsinki,

- green light.
- Move forward!

HOSTAGE EXCHANGE AT THE BANK OF SPAIN

You're so handsome!

So handsome, with a tie and all!

It's the only nice thing
the police did for me.

I can imagine.

You're so beautiful in the red jumper.

How are you?

- Better.
- Yes.

What the f*ck are you doing
in the Bank of Spain?

We came to get you.

Everything is over.
You're going back home, friends!

All of Spain is with you!

Brave! You're so brave!

Don't worry. You're with me now.

Let's see what Suárez can tell us now.
There he is.

Suárez, easy!

- I want to go back in!
- Calm down.

Give me more men! expl*sives!
We were so close! I'm going to k*ll them!

- Calm down, please!
- Tamayo!

What's that idiot doing?

It's Arturo Román.
The Royal Mint's former director.

Close the doors!

That fucker!

Don't sh**t, don't sh**t! I'm unarmed.

I'm Arturo Román.

Arturito?

A big applause! Come on!

You're Arturo Román, aren't you?

Of course.

I read your book.

You're f*cking crazy!

You could be out there,
living the good life,

but you're here,
in the f*cking lion's den.

Do you know what a ruckus
you've raised out there?

Give Helsi a big hug!

You may be a w*r nutjob, Helsinki,

but you're a sweetheart!

- Hi!
- Hi!

What should I call you? Mónica?

No, Stockholm.

Okay. Brother!

What did you smoke to come back here?

The life of a millionaire is very boring.

Thanks, man.

That you're here,

after everything you've lost,
means a lot to me.

Little one!

- Little one! Let me give you a kiss.
- How are you, beautiful?

I couldn't be happier
even if I had given birth to you.

You're all f*cking great.

Yes, we're great, but the one who pushed
us forward was your ugly girlfriend.

- If it wasn't for her...
- Stop that.

You'll have to excuse me,
but... it's my turn.

I will be back shortly.

How are you doing?

Positive for halothane.

But there is no trace
of any other substances. We're fine.

I'm glad. They won a battle, not the w*r,
so cheer up, for f*ck's sake!

Everyone, hear me!

This operation never happened.

- Understood?
- Really?

Not even a Burkina Faso commando
would do what we have done.

Show a little bit of respect.

This isn't going to escalate.

There are no victims,
we've gotten 40 hostages out,

so let's think about it positively
and let's move forward. Please.

Yes, yes, I'm positive. Look.
Very positive.

The problem is we never learn the lesson.

That guy is like Einstein, and our four
GEOs broke into the Bank through a toilet.

We did what was necessary.

What did the Navy Seals do
during the search for Bin Laden's?

What did the Russians do
in the Dubrovka Theater?

Exactly what the handbook says.

How long did it take for us
to make this decision?

Twenty minutes?

Because that guy had years
to decide how to respond.

Every move we make,
he knows how to counteract it.

These operations are always risky. Always.

Unless you want to enlighten us
with a riskless proposition.

Not one,

at least three.

Antoñanzas, give me a donut.

Mónica.

- You look beautiful.
- I'm Stockholm.

Stand here.

Lift your shirt.

Raise your arms.

Why did you come, Arturo?
They could've sh*t you.

I don't care.

I stopped caring about my life when...

when I lost everything.

Laura left me and took the kids with her.

I live in an apartment that has
a kitchen in a closet.

I eat canned tuna.

And the boxes from the move
are still in the hall, but...

Well, I'm getting over it.

Little by little, Arturo.

Listen. I know I was horrible
to you and my wife.

I admit it.

I think about Laura constantly, but...

Not as I much as I think about you.

I always think about you.

About you and about our son.

Because he's a boy, isn't he?

Yes, he's a boy. Put the jumper on.

I know I've lost you, Mónica.

But I don't want to lose my son.

You lost him the moment you said
you weren't his father.

Put the jumper on, please!

But what did you expect?

Do you know how hard it is
for a married man with three kids to hear:

"Look at the test.
My son is yours." I was scared!

Yes, I was scared shitless.

Who doesn't get scared
with something like that?

But it was only three minutes.

Three minutes. The time it took
for those t*rrorists to come

and start sh**ting at everyone.

I'm asking you, please,
don't judge me on those three minutes.

I know I don't have any right
to appear out of thin air

and ask you to let me be
the father of my son.

I know.

But I want to see him, that's all.

I don't know.
To touch him and know how he is.

And I swear I don't care where he is.
I can go to Brazil,

Romania, Burma, Thailand... wherever.

He's my son and I want to meet him.

Please.

You may have the right to meet him,
but I don't know if I'll be able to do it.

I will try, okay?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Some things never change.

What?

Look at what you do to me.

- Really, Arturo?
- Look how hard you make me.

This is the effect you have on me.

Remember when we did it on my desk?
You can't have changed that much.

Touch me again and you're dead.

You disgust me, Arturo!

You disgust me.

Disgust? I disgust you?

sh**t!

sh**t me here, because if you don't,
this is the only face your son will see.

You and Denver will go to jail
for a long time.

Arturito Junior will never know
who his mother was.

But he's going to call me Dad! Me!

His legitimate father!
That's why I came, do you get it?

My son's name is Cincinnati.

And you won't see him
in your f*cking life!

Helsinki, can you finish here?

Arturito.

Calm down.

You know, a man takes care of a man.

Come on. Take your clothes off.

This was the happiest moment
of the robbery.

It may even be
the happiest moment of my life.

But happiness is a lightning bolt.

An exhalation, and then,

you fall.

When you've touched the sky,
the fall is colossal.

We were all plunging into an abyss,

even the Professor.

First thing, we're making
the same mistake we did

in the previous robbery,
which is trying to catch the Professor.

He's a professional deceiver.
We have to change strategies.

We need to focus on
what we know is inside there.

The gold.

If we figure out how
they plan to get it out,

then they will only be able
to negotiate their surrender.

And to do that,
we will interrogate every hostage!

Not even God gets to go home.

I want to know if they're working.

How are they working? For how long?

When? And especially...

Who are these two?

Because the new members are

the key to the plan.

And most importantly, the reward.

Because they are giving out bills.
We're the state, don't we offer anything?

I want the biggest reward
in the history of the Western world.

Tamayo, what's the cost of a tip
that'd solve this?

I don't know. Three million euros?

Is there a better offer?

- Three million and half.
- The bidding is open!

Martínez.

- Four million?
- Four million?

- Five million!
- f*ck, yes! Antoñanzas?

Six million.

Suárez, can you offer more?

Six million going once, going twice...

Eight!

Eight. They will eat our pussies.

If we round that amount up,
we're talking about ten million euros.

And that amount of money

would convince any Spaniard
to sell their mother.

Ángel? Tell me some good news.

- We have something. They were seen.
- Yes!

A local Civil Guard sounded
a warning bell.

We've narrowed down the area
as much as possible.

The radio signal indicated
they were moving. They're around here.

- Where are you?
- Aracena, Huelva.

In a warehouse or something.

There's a van. They've been here, Colonel.

It looks like
they abandoned it in a rush.

Do you think it could be a trap?

No, I don't think so.

I'm going inside.

There's nobody here. Wait, wait.

f*ck.

f*ck, Colonel. This is like
a telecommunications headquarters.

There are screens
and radio devices everywhere.

I need the forensic team and a UIT unit.

They had an accident yesterday
and some farmers helped them.

They've confirmed their identity, Colonel.

Good, Ángel. You can count on the army,
the police, and f*cking everyone.

The hunt begins.

I have you, assh*le. I have you.

Colonel.

Give me a helicopter.
I will lead this hunt.

Let's do it.

Inspector,
they're talking to the Professor.

Rio, I need you to answer me
as precisely as you can.

Where were you held hostage?

In a cell.

A very small one.

As small as a coffin. I couldn't even sit.

I was always on my feet.

- How many days?
- I don't know.

I lost count after four or five days.

There was no natural light there.

Rio, can you keep answering?

Yes.

What did they give you to eat?

Some kind of lumpy paste.

Likely made with flour. And coffee.

A lot of coffee.

Thirty, forty, fifty coffees a day.

I was all hyper.

Sleep deprivation.

Do you think the coffee had
any other substance?

Maybe.

It tasted horrible.

But I was drugged up.

While interrogating me,
they forced me to inhale some gas.

I don't know what the f*ck it was.

But then at least,
I could get out of the cell.

And sometimes I could even sit.

Did they allow you
to get out of the cell...

- to do anything else?
- Not even to sh*t.

They left me there

for hours after I'd pissed
and sh*t in my pants.

Days.

I don't know.

Did they allow you to wash yourself?

The closest thing was
when they hosed me down.

How was that, Rio?

First, they hang you naked from chains.

Then, they use a pressure hose on you.

"If you want this to be over,

just tell us where the Professor is."

That's what Alicia said constantly.

I swear to you, Professor...

that If I'd known where you were...

I would've talked.

Anyone would have, Rio.

Anyone would have.

You were scared for your life,
weren't you?

I knew we weren't in Spain.

When the wind's direction changed,

I could hear the call to prayer
from a mosque.

I was completely sure...

that they were going to sh**t me
and bury me in the desert.

Every day.

I woke up wondering
if that day was my last day.

All that is over, Rio.

Listen. I need you to tell me exactly what
happened when they took you out of there.

They put me on a plane.

And when we landed, they put me in a car.

And they took me to a m*llitary hospital.

And how did you sleep there?

I have never slept so well in my life.

They gave me a sh*t of something amazing.

And I didn't open my eyes
until this morning.

Alicia woke me up.

Well, what?

Where is my red jumper?

If they hand Rio over to us,
they will probably implant a mic on him.

So if we suspect anything, the key words
will be "quick vacation".

Rest a little bit more.

Take a hot bath.

You deserve a quick vacation.

A GPS beacon in a tooth implant.

A mic hidden in the fat tissue,
in the skull, anywhere.

It doesn't matter the cavity,

we will teach you how to extract it.

Any volunteers?

Not me. I can't.

Dopey, you're scared of the scalpel.

No. I have principles.

I'm against animal cruelty.

But you're a soldier. You k*ll people.
What's the problem? I don't get it.

People are one thing, animals are another.

I love animals.

The animal activist k*ller.

Can I believe in whatever I want
or are you going to tell me?

About loving animals?

- Yes.
- Well, yes.

I'm going to tell you.

If you really love this pig,
slit it open and take the chip out.

And with all your love, you eat it.

I won't open a pig up.

- I will do the same thing with a doll.
- No, Marseille.

A doll won't work.
We have to open real tissue.

This is the closest thing
there is to a human.

I was in a w*r.

With a dog at my side.

He was always with me.

People ran away. The dog stayed with me.

Since then, I promised myself...

- I won't open the pig up.
- Open the f*cking pig! You're a hitman.

Stay away from me!

Push me again and I will slit
your tissue open from top to bottom.

Marseille.

The scalpel.

- You both, out of the room.
- Me?

It was his fault.
He doesn't want to slit the pig open.

Get out.

- If I go out, I will b*at...
- Now!

Very well.

- The f*cking pig.
- These guys...

Let's continue. I don't care

who does it, but we have 15 minutes
to locate the chip and start the surgery.

Tokyo, until we do surgery on Rio,
you all need to lead a normal life.

Lead a normal life
while robbing the Bank of Spain?

They can't suspect we know.

You have to talk to Rio about whatever
you need to talk about, unaffectedly.

Talk about how much you have missed
each other and do what feels natural.

Are you suggesting
I should sleep with him?

Because what Rio needs is a hug.

Not a good f*ck.

The police know you're a couple
and you haven't seen each other in months.

It's crucial they think they have access

to your privacy,
so they won't suspect anything.

Tokyo.

Tokyo.

They will do what they have to do.

Really? Was that really necessary?

They held that poor boy for two months
without any sleep in a hole,

sh1tting and pissing on himself.

He thought he was on death row
and now you use him like this?

It's the perfect time to get
a fundamental advantage, Raquel.

Fundamental in this whole w*r!

To control the mics and beacons
they may have implanted in him.

If they need to f*ck, even if they aren't
in the mood for it, they must.

You didn't even realize
Tokyo didn't answer.

You're complaining more than she is.

The problem is that I am here. Isn't it?

And you would rather do this alone.
Like a lone wolf.

So let's be clear for once.

What's happening?

Sergio, look at me. What's happening?

- What's up?
- I feel like I am betraying the g*ng.

What?

I'm disrespecting...

the robbery.

My brother could mix
a relationship with all this, I can't.

I find it impossible. I can't, Raquel.
I'm a chess player.

Bobby Fischer would've never faced Spassky
with his girlfriend at his side.

I am nobody's girlfriend.

I'm here because I know the police
a lot better than you

and a lot better
than anybody in this g*ng.

You know about protocols
and negotiations, just like I do.

I b*at you at this game, Raquel.

You b*at me at this game?

I must be stupid.

I thought we were in love.

Look. My mother and my daughter
are in the Philippines.

The police are looking for them.

I didn't ask you to come.

This is just revenge, isn't it?

Since the Philippines.

Since those nights you woke up
dreaming about your brother.

And Rio is just the perfect excuse
to avenge Berlin. Isn't it?

But do you know what?

You've already f*cked up my life.

DON'T SAY ANYTHING

THEY'VE IMPLANTED YOU WITH A MIC

FOLLOW MY LEAD

What color do you think my underwear is?

Burgundy.

Black.

And you don't always wear them.

What?

Bingo.

Antoñanzas, is something going on?

No, sir.

WE'RE GOING TO DO SURGERY ON YOU

Rio and I were always
honest while f*cking.

But you don't always want
to hear the truth.

Tokyo...

I can't be with you.

I thought a lot about it...

and I realized I've always followed you

like a lapdog.

In that cell, I learned that I'm strong.

I was afraid before.

I was afraid of a life without you.

On the island, after three days...

I was out of my mind.
It's a shitty feeling.

I don't want to be like that again.

Rio.

Tokyo, you need this.

- No.
- Yes. I'm sorry.

I really am, but I don't want to live
on your roller coaster.

That's how my fall started.

Suddenly, I felt like an oil tanker

that reaches the end of the world
and plunges into the abyss.

And while you fall,

you can only look up

and see how what you loved the most
becomes smaller and smaller.

If I had known

that was going to be our last f*ck,

I wouldn't have allowed it
to reach its end.

I haven't loved anyone
like I've loved you.

And that's not much, I'm 22 years old.

But it will still be true when I'm 70.

Rio, don't leave me, please.

Please, don't leave me.

Do you hear me? Don't leave me.

Don't leave me.

You will move on to
someone better than me.

You're very hot.

- And you're rich.
- No.

And in some years, we will meet again.

And I will be with two or three kids
and grocery bags.

And you will be...

in a stunning convertible

with a hot black guy, a Brazilian. Yeah.

And we will drink wine
and laugh about this.

I want to go back to the island with you.

Please, no.

Colonel,
a drone has located the Professor.

- Does it have a signal?
- Yes.

Put it on the screen.

Colonel Tamayo speaking. Do you copy?
Get closer.

EMERGENCY

Yes. Get closer.

Get closer. Closer!

- Are you ready?
- I'm ready.

No, no.

sh*t. Go up, f*ck, go up!
I want to see what exit he takes.

Locate the end of that road.

I have to talk to you about
the escape protocol.

Take those stupid pajamas off.

- Yes. I think the protocol can wait.
- No, tell me about it.

Take it as...

some kind of job training under pressure.

Very well.

Point one.

Dispersion.

If we're located,

we'll have twice the opportunities

if we separate, and we have to do that...

very fast.

Raquel.

Be careful.

If they catch you, I'll k*ll you.

A very good point one.

And point two.

Point two?

I am not hearing point two, Professor.

Point two. In the emergency bags,

we have to bring money,

a camouflage net,

a thermal blanket,

- a g*n.
- A g*n.

And water to survive at least 72...

Seventy-two hours.

What's the name of point two?

You give everything a name.

Epicenter.

In everyone's mind,

there's a fixed idea,
which is the fugitive runs away.

But we won't run away.

We'll stay there.

We will stay still, whatever happens,

within a 500-meter radius

of wherever we are detected.

- The epicenter.
- The epicenter. Very good.

We will be a few meters away from them,
but they won't see us,

provided that we hide during
the first four minutes.

How are we going to hide?

Seven or eight meters off the ground.

At the top of a tree.

We will use the same hiding technique
as sn*pers.

A perfect camouflage.

The class is over.

Raquel, you should be in position already.

I know, but I have a problem.

What's wrong?

There are soldiers.
I won't have enough time.

No. Stick to the plan.

Raquel!

There they are!

Get closer.

sh*t!

I want the forensic team there!

We've caught them in their undies,
gentlemen.

I'm sure that ambulance
is full of evidence. Come on!

Raquel, I'm two kilometers
to the west of the epicenter.

There are m*llitary officers everywhere.
Did you get to the top of the tree?

- No, I had to improvise.
- What?

There's a farm 400 meters south
from your position.

No. That's the first place they'll check.

- I don't have any other option.
- Raquel?

The Ministry of the Interior
has just announced

the biggest reward in history.

Ten million euros for any information
that helps capture the Professor

or dismantle the robbery.

Public support is one
of the police's biggest worries...

Every hostage says...

this guy took some hostages to help him.

He said they were going to work in
more than 65 degrees.

They're melting the gold.

Melting the gold? How?

f*ck, Sierra. What have they set up
in there? A f*cking forge?

An industrial oven is smaller
than a dishwasher.

They went into the Bank with army trucks.

f*ck me!

They're melting the national reserve! Why?

To get it out,
it makes the extraction easier.

They can shape it any way they want.

They can pass it through a drain

or get it out in their zeppelins
in the form of gold grains.

I don't know.

Let's go forward with your plan.
We're going after the gold.

They won't even get a grain out!

Gentlemen, they must be around here.

Make the dogs smell the samples
we found in the van.

Look around the whole forest!
Leave no stone unturned!

Every building you find,
search it thoroughly! Okay?

Let's go!
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