04x06 - Grandma Loves Grisham

[bunniefuu]

Make peace with yourself.

Make peace with the amazing person that you truly are.

Your mind is your greatest asset.

You are your own best tool.

* He said "Baby, what's wrong with you?" *

*"Why can't you use your imagination?" Oh, no, oh, no *

*Standing in the half light You're almost like her *

*Huh, take it slow Like your daddy told you *

*Strut, pout, put it out That's what you want from women *

*Come on, baby, what you taking me for? *

*Strut, pout, cut it out *

*All taking and no giving *

*Watch me, baby While I walk out the door *

I am my own best tool.

*Strut, pout, put it out That's what you want from women *

Be cool.

Why are you in clothes?

Why are you awake?

I have practice.

Before school?

Can't do it in school.

But it's extracurricular.

Yeah, extra.

Hmm.

What's your excuse?

Work.

You got home, like, three hours ago.

I forgot to lock up.

Store's open hours.

What's in the backpack?

-Mostly tampons.
-Can I see?

-You know what's so weird?
-g*ns?

-You didn't go to bed a cop.
-dr*gs?

-.but you woke up one.
-Body parts?

Remind me never to get up early again.

All right. Be on your way.

I will bring you a Slurpee.

If only you were going to work.

You're not dumb.

You just weren't prepared.

So, let's try again.

If you can open up your textbooks to chapter six, page .

Will you take me to Annabelle's?

Can your mom take you?

I want you.

-Can she come over here?
-She has better dolls.

What about FaceTime?

Not the same.

What if you rode your scooter over to her house?

I can't cross the street by myself.

Well, maybe it's time.

Hey. Go get your shoes, sweetie.

-But I want Dad.
-Go.

How long does that take?

When it beeps.

Do you want a pillow or something?

How did you get it?

-What?
-The bail.

I mean.

We were drowning before they even took the shop.

Come here, sit up.

What did he make you do this time?

It's not him.

Who is it?

Does it matter?

Yeah, kind of.

Would you rather just go back?

I'll take Jane.

-We out of peanut butter?
-We are.

We out of bread, too?

You see any bread?

No.

Then you have your answer.

-Can you go to the store?
-Sure.

As soon as we stop showering,

stop watching TV.

and stop cooking.

Got it. How bad?

As long as you don't need to see the food we can't buy or cook,

we can probably keep the TV going.

Well, that's okay, 'cause.

I got a craving for saltines and mustard.

You cannot be serious.

I could do Cheerios and barbeque sauce.

Her meds went up again.

They just upped them.

-And they upped the up.
-How much?

What are we gonna do?

I know this is kinda my fault.

All your fault.

And I don't want to make things any worse than I already have.

But you just can't help yourself.

-What's going on with the bags?
-What do you mean?

Maybe you can ask for some kind of commission or something.

This isn't Herbalife, babe.

But you made the deal.

To stay alive.

Well, are they selling?

I don't know, Ruby. He's got 'em in some car washes around town.

Car washes?

Some gas stations, too.

They're fake Celines, not Slim Jims.

It's gonna be a condiment kinda month.

Got to do better than that.

Then get it from your guy.

He just won't wash right now.

And we can't live without our cut.

How is that my problem?

-This takes up all of our time.
-I can barely work.

It's not like we're ratting out pencil pushers.

There's crime. Undercover crime.

-These fools are packing, yo.
-None of it pays anymore.

We're not your financial planners.

-Could we get an advance or something?
-On what?

-On our salary.
-What salary?

The one we'll get in our new lives.

You don't have new lives yet.

But we can't afford our old ones.

I can't even pay my rent.

Hey, guess where you won't have to.

When. do you meet the boss?

Oh, I'm still waiting on my e-vite.

I like your eyes.

-Excuse me?
-The smoky stuff.

-My makeup?
-What's it called?

Eye shadow.

Would you say it's, like, slate or more of a smoky grey?

She'll text you a link.

Mmm.

Hey, mama.

I can trust you, right?

Follow the money.

What color lip gloss is that?

Boss will know where it goes.

My people want to check you out.

You got this, girl.

We're counting on you.

Don't let me down. All right?

Do you have a USB cable?

This thing is flashing. I need to charge it.

Yeah, it's in my purse.

Okay.

What happens when his boss has a boss?

And that boss has a boss?

We work harder and harder.

And get poorer and poorer.

And still end up deader and deader.

And deader.

Because there's three of us.

Hello?

Yo, Holly Hobbie.

Anything at all to contribute?

What do we do?

Green or orange around the mouth?

Hey, give me that blue aux.

-Do you feel that?
-Hmm.

The rush.

From the fumes?

-Here. You try. This one goes right there.
-Okay.

How awesome is it being in the field?

Hmm.

-Food's better than the cafeteria.
-How about no D-bag suits to report to?

-Sounds nice.
-Right?

For you.

Point is, if we deliver on this, everything changes.

-Really?
-Yeah, yeah.

Could mean Division Chief.

-For me, too?
-If you play your cards right.

Hmm.

-What did you do to your face?
-Nothing.

Yeah. Is that eye shadow?

No.

Oh.

Listen, I.

I worked with this CI once. Great guy.

Loved Kenny Chesney.

We'd go out, we'd get sauced.

-Fun.
-He even taught me to line dance.

You've got to make them trust you.

Problem was, I trusted him.

I'm not going dancing with her.

They're not your friends.

I just had to find my way in.

Only reason she's talking to you is because we caught her.

What happened with your Chesney pal?

He played me like a steel guitar.

They shut down the whole op.

I get it.

Took years to dig out of that hole.

I'm gonna make her my bitch, okay?

Just don't forget what's pretend. and what's real.

Not your color, by the way.

-Your place is really nice.
-Oh.

Thanks. You've been here before, right?

Just to help you move your couch.

What about my Super Bowl party?

I wasn't invited.

To any of them?

Wait, there was more than one?

Let's talk a little bit more about you, Baby T. What's new?

I rescued a cat.

-Aw!
-And he drowned himself.

Aw.

So, tell me a little bit more about this exciting new job of yours.

It's not really that exciting.

What if.

What if it could be?

It's a new place in Grosse Pointe.

It's a lot of eyes.

It's only one exit.

Police station right down the road.

Hey, ladies.

Hey, have you seen my, um, Allen wrenches?

No.

Different key for each case.

It'll take forever.

su1c1de mission.

Perfect.

*I heard you said *

*I heard how you said it *

*You heard what I said *

*You heard how I said it *

*I'm not afraid *

*Just take one of your wires *

*It's not heavy enough *

*Unless you open your eyes *

*I've been crashing *

*Almost every night *

*But it pains me to see I'm not even bruised *

* Just gonna stay up To the touch *

*I radiate heat *

*Too much mascara *

*Quick, quick, quick, quick *

All right!

Everybody be cool, and nobody gets hurt!

Time!

One minute.

Miss? That one's not locked.

Oh, terrific, thank you.

Time!

-Come on, pick up the pace!
-Mmm.

Ten seconds.

Where is this fool?

He's coming.

That's time.

Everything's insured.

You can go.

Um, we will.

-After you open something else.
-You took everything.

Don't look at us.

I haven't called the cops yet.

-Get down on the ground!
-Okay.

Where is he?

* .ever, ever survive? *

You stay down there.

* How do I, how do I. *

Be cool.

* There'd be no sun in my sky *

* There would be no love in my life *

* There'd be no world left for me *

* And I *

* Baby I don't know. *

Turn around.

That way.

* I'd be lost if I lost you If you ever leave. *

Donuts?

I thought it was tomorrow.

Really?

What the hell is going on?

Just trying to make a living.

Armed robbery's five to ten.

For squirt g*ns?

Doesn't matter, actually.

It does when you pull the trigger.

You think this is funny?

-At least here we get three square meals.
-A roof over our head.

-Cute jumpers.
-Ugh, I love orange.

They do blue here.

-Ah, even better.
-Fine.

You can all rot.

We'll round up your husband, too.

But how will we finish the job?

You didn't really give us anything, anyway.

Can you just ask the security guard for my phone?

I hate when people don't respond to an e-vite.

Did g*ng friend actually send an e-vite?

Paperless Post.

When's the meeting?

Does it matter?

You know, I think it actually kinda does.

'Cause if they bail us out, which they're leaning towards,

then we could hit that credit union before it closes.

-Uh, it's right next to Walmart.
-Two-fer.

Might want to hang tight in the parking lot.

We'll probably be back here before that meeting.

We'll put you on payroll.

Same amount as our cut.

Not happening.

Hmm.

Never knocked over a casino.

Open all night.

-Loaded with cash.
-And on every corner.

-How did we not think of this before?
-I just did.

Come here.

Your guy came through?

You tell me.

Hmm?

Real or fake?

-As long as it pays the bills.
-Come on.

Real.

Fake?

I can't tell the difference.

That's the point.

What's that got to do with it?

-You want a cut or not?
-You know it.

Then we've got to show your guy how valuable you are.

It's missing the engraved logo.

Right here.

In the corner.

Can't sleep on the stitching. At least ten stitches per inch.

Got to be symmetrical on all sides.

And the real ones.

come with a dust bag.

What's that?

It's like a bag for your bag.

Seems like a waste.

Ladies love it.

Why are you telling me all this?

Because, Gene, you're selling fake for fake.

So?

Convince women these are real, you get ten times the money.

All this time, I thought I hired a badass.

Lucky for me, I got a prissy fashionista.

I really need to pass.

It's not just for me. It's. It's for my son.

Look, I know this might not seem like
the most important thing in the world

to someone else, but.

I literally cannot move on with my life without it. So.

if there is anything else.

that I can do.

There's one thing you can do.

Name it.

Take your seat.

S.

How many times?

Yeah. Same here.

You have seven hours to complete the test.

First section has a limit of minutes.

I'll notify you when there's five minutes remaining.

When time's up, please place your pencils down.

Are there any questions?

Get them curry.

Curry?

-Yeah. Jane's learning cultures.
-Okay.

She likes India.

Is the store paying you in cash now?

Remember when you first went to work for your dad?

You said, "It's only gonna be for the summer."

Yeah. Stuck for life.

Me, too.

-Let me help.
-Just leave it.

-I got it.
-Leave it.

You okay?

Kenny likes the naan.

It's just flatbread.

What if he checks me?

Improvise.

What if he finds it?

Improvise.

He'd have to get you naked.

Hey, now.

Come on.

Do you need to frisk me or something?

Nah, you're good.

Don't sweat it, all right?

This is my boss.

I'm just his grandmother.

Come on, creepy guy in A. Why is your Wi-Fi so weak?

Yes!

No!

This is not my house.

What are you doing here?

I just left my stag night.

That doesn't help me.

Your people call it a bachelor party.

That would explain the boob glitter on your face.

Hmm. It got really weird.

With the strippers?

The mini horse.

I don't even know who to feel sorry for there.

I can't get married tomorrow.

You should go home.

I don't want to.

Then go somewhere else.

Can I, uh, just please come in?

Find yourself a good therapist.

-Please.
-No.

-I really need to--
-Josh, you have to trust me.

I think I'm gonna crap myself.

It's.

It's. around the corner.

Uh, okay.

Oh, that's too much. Thank you.

She'll tell you when you've had enough.

Mmm-hmm.

How do you know my uncle?

-Just a work friend, bud.
-What does she do?

Um.

She helps me out. That right?

We're partners.

That all?

I'm married.

How many children?

Four.

-She's married.
-Mmm-hmm.

Where's the ring?

Let the girl eat.

Come on. I'm just playing.

My cousin.

Brother.

Cousin.

Heard a lot about you, Elizabeth.

Just Beth.

Okay, Elizabeth.

Watch out for that one.

Watch out for both these guys.

Like you're some peach.

Is there a bathroom?

-Inside, off the den.
-Thank you.

Mmm-hmm.

I'd avoid going in there.

How long?

A week, to be safe.

Feeling better?

Not really.

Well.

pre-wedding jitters are totally normal.

I've never gone number two at Lila's.

-Huh?
-Never.

But.

But what do you do?

There's a cafe down the street. They know me.

The key's waiting when I come in.

Why?

Because her bathroom's so fresh and girly. It smells like gardenias.

Yeah, because she's trying to mask her own dumps.

Oh, she doesn't do that.

So, she also goes to the cafe?

No, she just doesn't do it.

Are you kidding me?

She never has to go.

That's just physically impossible.

She eats so clean, there's very little waste.

Jesus.

Yeah.

She really is perfect.

Just not for me.

You destroyed my office bathroom after our first session.

-I thought I sprayed.
-Not enough.

Can I ask you something?

Okay.

Do you really want to be with me?

Or do you just not want to be with her?

*Half of my own life is gone *

*Let it drift and wash away *

* It was just a dream *

What are you doing?

I don't. I don't know.

Don't know? Don't want to say.

I'm just curious.

Oh, yeah?

You figure it out yet?

What's that?

Grandma loves Grisham.

What is all this?

Family.

Thought this was business.

Same thing.

Why do they care about me?

Got to know you're good enough.

For you?

For business.

What if I'm not?

Then you don't get invited back.

That doesn't seem fair.

Mmm-mmm.

*Half of my whole life is done *

* Heather gathers in its place *

* It was just a dream I had *

* It was just a dream *

* The mark where he left me *

* A clip on my wing *

* Oh, let it soften *

* I forgive everything *

* I once hummed the seasons *

* Now, I'm whistling *

What's going on?

She improvised.

Hey.

They like you.

Morning.

-What time is it?
-You're good. You're good.

But, uh.

it's approaching go time.

Oh, God.

So what are you gonna do?

Not how this works, remember?

Oh, we're back to that now?

You never really needed me.

Hi, Ben.

You've got to be kidding me.

Well, good luck.

You, too.

Hey. It's not that.

Looks like that.

It's. It's a different kind of that.

That is that.

It's that without the that.

Why should I believe anything that comes out of your mouth?

Because I'm not lying.

I called the mini-mart after you left.

What?

Where were you?

Not where you think.

'Cause I think you were humping your shrink.

Jesus.

I was at a GED prep class, okay?

For real?

Yeah.

I just.

I didn't want to tell you.

Why?

In case I failed again.

How did you do?

Come on, creeper in A.

He has really got to upgrade.

It's loading.

-Oh, my God. I can't look. I can't look.
-I got this.

Oh, no.

Now we both have to pay for college.

Hey.

Rise and shine.

-You just getting home?
-Mmm-hmm.

Got my cut.

For real?

Did everything you said.

How much?

Even more than I asked for.

How much?

Depends on how many I sell.

Why you?

He didn't know any women who could afford a real one.

And we do?

We're gonna have to find them.

Look legit, though.

You see the hardware?

Mmm-hmm.

Sorry about this, my gaily colored beach ball of rapture.

Actually, this look is.

Please turn that down. You're gonna go deaf.

Dean?

Earth to Dean?

Oh, sorry. Just spaced.

Weren't you gonna go on a bike ride?

Can't.

Didn't you fix the tires?

I have a radius of three blocks with this thing.

Why don't you just go up and down the driveway like Jane?

It was a joke.

You guys! TV.

Might as well just throw me back in.

Because you can't go on a bike ride?

Because you gave them enough evidence
to put me away for as long as they want.

I'll ask them to increase the radius.

There's gonna be a trial.

-There's not.
-They're not gonna cut me a deal.

-You won't need one.
-How do you know that?

Danny, turn the TV up.

* The soil he did crawl Earthworm Jim. *

Come on. Even louder.

* But all that came to a crash. *

Because I made a deal to get you out.

* He's such a groovy guy Earthworm Jim *

* Cruising through the universe Having lots of fun *

* Here comes earthworm Jim You know that he's a mighty one *

* Earthworm Jim A hero for all time *

* Earthworm, Earthworm Earthworm Jim *

* Despite his great big muscles And his really big ray g*n *

* Jim is still an earthworm But then he's the only one *

* With a super suit to make him Really super strong *

* Jim can be a winner If we only sing along, all right! *

* Earthworm Jim We think he's mighty fine *

* Earthworm Jim A hero for all time *

* Earthworm Jim The soil he did crawl *

* Earthworm, Earthworm Earthworm, Earthworm Jim *

* Hooray for Jim! *

Groovy!