Super (2010)

[bunniefuu]

I've had two perfect moments in my life.

The first was when I married Sarah.

[GENTLE APPLAUSE]

The other, I was downtown...

He went in there, Officer!

Thanks, pal.

Two perfect moments...

which offset a life of pain.

Would God hide pictures of Heather Locklear

in His closet, Frank?

A life of humiliation.

And rejection.

[CAMERA CLICKS]

[MOANING AND GRUNTING]

Oh, yeah.

[PENCIL SCRATCHING]

What are those?

I'll wake up and see these
first thing every morning.

My perfect moments.

They can inform my day,

set me in the right direction.

The hands are a little big,

don't you think, sweetheart?

[UPBEAT QUIRKY MUSIC]

♪ La, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ La-la, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

Frank.

I don't want to snuggle.

I knew I was losing her.

[LAUGHTER]

[WATER BUBBLING]

Ooh. [GASPS]

[COUGHS]

Honey... [COUGHING]

Close the f*cking door.

[COUGHING]

Doof.

I should have done something
about it then,

saved Sarah from what was about to come.

[METAL CLANGS]

Crunch!

[WOMEN SCREAMING]

But I was weak.

[SPRINKLER CLICKING]

[EGGS SIZZLING]

Hey.

Sarah live here?

Uh, she's not home right now.

Oh. Okay.

Hey, what are you cooking there, pal, eggs?

[SNIFFING] Mmm.

Sounds pretty good right about now.

Do you think maybe I could have
a couple of those babies?

[CHUCKLES]

Whoa. Whoa.

Man!

Are these some special kind of eggs?

Are these those...
those brown kind?

I don't know what those are.

No.

Well, they're f*cking fantastic.

I mean, my God.

You, my friend,
you have an egg-cooking gift.

God has graced you with
a g*dd*mn egg-cooking gift.

[CHUCKLES]

Whoa. Horse is at the gate.

Got to run.

Do me a favor, buddy.

Will you tell Sarah that
Jacques stopped by?

Okay.

Amazing eggs. Really.

[TEA KETTLE HISSING]

[DOOR BANGS SHUT]

[TEA KETTLE WHISTLING]

She was gone five days later.

[SOBBING]

People look stupid when they cry.

♪ All the fads and all the kicks ♪

♪ Of a billion years have come to this ♪

[LIVELY ROCK MUSIC]

♪ I'm the planet ♪

♪ Of rock and roll ♪

♪ They're the poppers ♪

♪ They're all right ♪

♪ They've got the stoppers
on their side ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Oh, man, supersize ♪

♪ Hell yeah ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ All over ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ All over the USA ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Destroyers ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Destroy ♪

♪ Oh, the world will be calling ♪

♪ All destroyers ♪
♪ Destroyers ♪

♪ Calling all destroyers ♪
♪ Destroyers ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Whoo ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ All over ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ All over the USA ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Destroyers ♪

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

♪ Destroy! ♪

♪ Destroyers ♪

♪ Calling all... ♪
♪ Destroyers ♪

♪ Calling all destroyers ♪
♪ Destroyers ♪

♪ Destroy ♪

♪ Destroy ♪

♪ Destroy-oy-oy-oy,
oy-oy-oy-oy ♪

[ALL PANTING]

[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]

All right, girls, break's up.
Back to work.

Jock?

Excuse me. Jock.

- Yeah?
- I'm sorry to bother you.

Have you seen my wife?

They say she doesn't work here anymore.

Oh, depends on who your wife is.

Sarah! Sarah.

Oh, yeah, you're the guy
that cooks eggs, right?

The brown kind?

Yeah, yeah. They weren't brown.

Oh, that's right.
They weren't brown.

That's right.
Have you seen my wife?

sh*t. Yes.

Yeah, I've seen her.

And I know this is hard, man,

but I don't think... oh... [CHUCKLES]

I don't think she wants to see you anymore.

What?

Oh, buddy.

I'm sorry.

[CANDY RATTLES]

♪ Kiss my girl on the mouth ♪

♪ Tell her to take the bully out ♪

♪ Tell her to go down South ♪

♪ Pushing and shoving for some loving ♪

Yo, Frank, you're burning 'em.

Come on, man.

[SPATULA SCRAPING]

That's how people get cancer,

from eating burnt burgers, man.

Frank, man, you got to forget
about that bitch.

That's a f*cking whore.

She sucked more d*ck
than my brother Victor,

and you saw that f*gg*t come in here once
with a cum worm on his beard.

Didn't even know it was there.

How you don't know somebody
jizzed on your face?

Don't talk about her that way.
Okay?

You're lazy.

I'm the one who does all
the cooking around here anyway.

- So?
- I know.

That dog who was banging her,
that Jacques,

Quintell say he's bad f*cking news.

You wanna f*ck around
with a guy like that, you?

[CHUCKLES]

Come on, man.

Just get that bitch out your mind, okay?

What's this?

Jock.
The guy I was telling you about.

- He stole my wife.
- Mm-hmm.

Can you arrest him?

What kind of proof do you have
that he kidnapped her?

I asked him where she was,
and he was evasive.

Uh-huh.

He wouldn't answer any questions.

Doesn't sound like proof, Mr. Darbo.

How long has she been missing?

Three days.

How did you discover she was gone?

Her closet was empty.

So this guy Jock kidnapped her

and took all of her clothes
out of her closet?

And dr*gs.

She's a recovering alcoholic
and drug addict.

She was really turning her life around,

and then this jerk gave her dr*gs.

So she kidnapped herself

and took her own clothes out of the closet.

What, is this guy, like,
one of these Vegas hypnotists?

No, no.
That's not what I'm saying.

Look, Mr. Darbo,
what you're telling us is that

your wife left you for this guy Jock.

And now you want us to arrest him.

Yes.

We can't do that, Mr. Darbo.

Listen, pal,
sometimes it's better

just to accept these things.

Sometimes the best way to forget
about someone you care about

is to fill the void with someone
you don't quite so much.

Hmm?

Yeah, all kinds of rabbits.

Angora, lop-eared...

One missing a leg.
That one's free.

'Cause I heard that they make good...

companion animals.

Absolutely, they do.

I mean, not a lot of people know this,

but you can train a rabbit
to use a little litter box,

which makes them better than cats.

Their faces aren't as flat
and freakish-looking.

[CAGE RATTLING]

Now, she's a real cutie.

Here you go.

What do you think?

Is she the right pet for you?

I better not.

'Cause if I screw it up...

Thanks.

[GASPING]

[SPEAKING JAPANESE]

[WAILS]

[ROCK MUSIC]

We shouldn't have given
Grandpa that Red Bull.

Return to The Holy Avenger
on The All Jesus Network.

Demonswill, are you the one responsible

for the laziness of the boys
and girls here at Valley High?

That's right, Holy Avenger.

I've been bathing their
apple crisp and Tater Tots

in the Beam of Sloth.

But I don't like apple crisp
or Tater Tots, Holy Avenger.

And I pack a lunch.

That's why the two of us
haven't been affected

and have continued to do
our schoolwork and chores.

More importantly,

you're the only ones who have remembered

that it's more important
to fight evil in all its forms,

rather than just give in to Satan
because it's easier that way.

[SWELLING, INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC]

You'll never stop me!

That's right. I won't.

But the power of Jesus Christ,
our Savior, will.

Whoa! Awesome!

Ooh.

[SCREAMING]

Get him, Jesus!

Yeah!

Thanks, Jesus!

Oh, greet the morning.

Shotgun. Here we go, baby.

Obviously you have no regard
for the U.S. Constitution, Abe.

- What?
- Shotgun is in there.

[LAUGHTER]

[ENGINES TURN OVER]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Sarah!

Oh, no. Again with this guy?

- Sarah, come with me.
- Frank?

- What?
- Let's go.

Come on, Sarah.
Come home with me.

Where are we going?
They've turned you against me.

- Boss?
- Get in the car.

- Let's go!
- No!

- Sarah, please!
- Hold on.

Let go!

Oh, Sarah, look at your pupils.

- They're dilated.
- Frank...

What have they done to you, Sarah?

Frank, Frank, let go.

Come on, buddy.
This isn't right.

Ow! You're hurting me!

- Come on!
- Back off.

Hey, buddy, back off.

Sarah, no! What are you doing?

No!

Come on!

- You okay?
- Yeah.

Don't listen to him!

Do not listen to him!
Don't listen to him!

Man...

Hey, hey, hey.
Why are you hitting my car?

That's seriously f*cked up.

- Give her back to me!
- What?

Baby, Jacques, it's okay.

It's Frank.
It's okay. He's fine...

Oh, Sarah, shut up.

No, you shut up!

Oh! Oh!

All right, pal,
haven't I been nice to you?

I mean, I've been nice, right?

I complimented your cooking.

You don't know who I am,

so I'm gonna give you
one last warning,

out of the f*cking kindness
of my f*cking heart.

Don't f*cking
touch my car again.

[DRAMATIC PIANO MUSIC]

♪ A lot of empty words ♪

♪ That I've already heard ♪

♪ Ain't gonna work tonight ♪

That is the last time.

Frank!

I'm going.

That's not
the kind of touching I meant.

♪ So now you're back again ♪

[CAR ENGINE TURNS OVER]

No! No! Sarah!

Sarah!

- Come here!
- No!

Some kind of stalker or something, buddy?

Get off the car!

[GRUNTS]

[BLOWS LANDING]

[GRUNTS]

Uh!

♪ You said you'd never leave ♪

♪ And then you're gone again ♪

Come here.

[GRUNTING]

♪ It hurts too much ♪

♪ My love ♪

♪ I've heard it all before ♪

♪ I've got to tell you no ♪

♪ No, no ♪

♪ It hurts too much ♪

God, please guide me.

Tell me what to do.

I hate you, God.

I'm sorry I said that.

It just seems so unfair, God.

Other people have goodness.

They have good things.

They have love and tenderness,

people who care
about their lives.

They're not humiliated
at every turn.

Other people have things, God.

Even the starving children
in Africa,

even their parents love them.

Why was I so unlucky

to have my soul born
into this disgusting me?

This ugly face,

this hair,
this hair that doesn't comb,

and this dumb,
idiotic personality?

Other people stare at me, God.

I can tell.

They are amazed at how

something so stupid and idiotic
can even exist.

[SOBBING]

Why am I that?

[SOBBING]

Please, God.

I just want this one thing.

I'll ask for one thing.

I'll never ask
for anything ever again.

Please.

Let Sarah be my Sarah again.

[EXHALES]

Amen.

[MUFFLED ROCK MUSIC]

[SIGHS]

[LEAVES RUSTLE]

[CREAKING AND CRACKING]

[CEILING CRACKING]

I have been plagued by visions
throughout my life.

At the age of eight,

I saw Jesus sitting on my wall.

Don't worry about it.
It's not a big deal.

Why does everybody

take everything so seriously
all the time?

At , I discovered

my friend Johnny Stockwell
wasn't all he appeared to be.

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

And when I first met Sarah,
I heard the words of God.

Marry her.

[THUNDER CRASHING]

I have never known if these visions

were divinely implanted
or something else.

[CRACKING]

But I never experienced
anything...

like this.

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[TENTACLES SWISHING AND SUCKING]

[BLADES SLICING]

[DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[TENTACLE SPRAYS]

♪ ♪

[ELECTRICITY ZAPPING]

[SPARKS CRACKLING]

The finger of God.

What?

Touching your brain.

The tiniest tip of the tiniest tip

of the finger of God.

Even that is too much

for a human being's peanut mind
to comprehend.

There's a plan for you, Frank.

Some of His children are chosen.

Okay?

Okay.

[CHIMES RINGING]

[GASPS]

[PENCIL SCRATCHING]

[LIVELY PUNK MUSIC]

♪ I can see ♪

♪ You never really gave a damn
about yourself ♪

♪ But I do ♪

♪ I'm looking out ♪

Can I help you with
something in particular?

Holy Avenger.

The Avengers?

No.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Holy Avenger.

Oh, Holy Avenger.

Jeez, do you always mumble
like that?

Back issues under H.
Right there.

[LAUGHING]

Holy Avenger. What a c**t.

Hold this, assh*le.

Oh, the cook.

Yeah, you're the cook
at the diner.

I eat lunch there all the time.

Tuna avocado salad?

Do you remember me?

No.

Really? Oh.

Are you really into
this Christ-y sh*t?

I've never read it before.

Well, dude...

God, I got to warn you

that this
is pretty f*cking stupid.

Well, I mean,
unless you're laughing

at how gay it is,
'cause then it's awesome.

Okay.

I mean, just look at this artwork.

They look like
a bunch of mongoloids.

You know what I mean?

How mongoloids' eyes
are like that?

Speaking of mongoloids,

just how f*cking crazy
would it be to be a midget?

Just f*cking crazy.

I don't understand
how you'd operate at all.

Can I just buy it?

Listen, "I'm no different
from you or anyone else, Holly."

"All it takes to be a superhero

is the choice to fight evil."

Actually, the guy's
kind of got a point.

I mean, I wonder all the time

why no one's everjust stood up
and become a real superhero.

♪ La ♪

♪ La, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ La-la, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

"All it takes to be a superhero

is the choice to fight evil."

It was all so clear.

Maybe I couldn't sh**t beams
out of my eyes or fly,

but the finger of God
had touched me.

And who's to say
what kind of powers

that gives a person?

Jock had stolen Sarah,

propelling me into
the depths of hell itself.

But in those depths,

I became myself
for the first time ever.

I found my skin.

Everybody give up.

It's me, The Crimson Bolt.

You just made the biggest
mistake of your life.

Shut up, crime.

Here's The Crimson Bolt,

crime.

[RECORDER CLICKS]

Crimson Bolt's journal.
Night one.

Waiting to protect innocents

from the dark forces of evil.

[RECORDER CLICKS]

Crimson Bolt's journal.
Night two.

There was no crime last night.

I did, however,
see a few suspicious characters

who might have been planning
something for to-

Hold on!

[RATTLING NOISES]

[SIGHS]

[RECORDER CLICKS]

It was just a box.

The wind was pushing it
down the street.

[RECORDER CLICKS]

[SIGHS]

I'm not gonna
just leave it there.

I'll pick it up later.

I just don't want
to expose my position

at this time.

Hello.

I'm a college student,

and I'm doing a report
on where to buy dr*gs...

the streets where
all the drug dealers are.

You're writing a report on that?

Yes.

Why are you wearing a fake beard?

It's real.

Just my hair...

growing out of my face.

Oh, well, I guess we can just start

by checking the internet
for old news stories.

A lot of people think
it's fake, but it's not.

It's real.

They wanted me
to be a real-beard Santa

'cause of how real my beard was.

But I was like, "No,
I have to write this report."

[MOUSE CLICKS]

[MELLOW HIP-HOP MUSIC]

[TIRES SCREECH]

Yo, brothers.

What I do you for? Some smoke?

You got any weed?

f*ck yeah, dog.

Got the m*therf*cking Thai stick.

This is what you good-looking brothers
need for a party.

p*ssy comes from miles away

when they smell this Thai stick,
you know?

Bet the two of y'all get
a lot of p*ssy, don't you, huh?

- Yeah.
- Our share.

I knew it. I can tell.

What do you say, man? Hmm?

Thai stick, dude. We got to.

Dude.

[YELLS]

What the hell?

Dope-pushing scum!

Get out of here, man!

Dude, I think this is just sunflower seeds

glued to Popsicle sticks.

Go! Go, go-go-go-go!

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Why are you doing this to me?

[GROANING]

No fair!

No! No fair!

Thud!

[CRASHING, GLASS SHATTERS]

[GARBAGE CLATTERING]

Clang!

Ow! Hey, m*therf*cker!

Yo-yo-yo!
- [GROANS]

Yo, you better get off our boy, man.

[ROARS]

Yo, Nathaniel, what the hell?

[METAL CLANGS]

You better run, superbug!

[DOORBELL JINGLES]

Hey.

Yeah, I'm looking for comic books

with superheroes without powers.

Superheroes without powers?

Yeah, they have to use,

you know, weapons to defend themselves.

All right. Yeah. Okay.

Batman.

Batarang, pipe bombs,
utility belt.

Utility belt?

Green Arrow has a bow and arrow.

Okay.

Captain America has a shield.

- Shield...
- No, wait-wait-wait!

No, he has powers.

He has powers.

God.

Sorry, you know,
he's a supersoldier, so...

Okay.

Don't take that one.

Okay.

Catwoman has a whip.

There's Iron Man.

Now, Iron Man doesn't really
have superpowers, per se,

but he's in a superpowered suit.

Does that count?

I think I have enough.

I almost didn't say it,
but then I did.

I'm such an idiot.

Why do you need all those?

Research.

I'm making up my own superhero.

He needs a w*apon.

Cool.

That'll do.

Oh, no.

Thwack!

Yo, man!

♪ I'm very silent ♪

♪ And my back's to the wall ♪

♪ I keep my mouth shut ♪

♪ Hardly breathing at all ♪

♪ The biggest officer
that you ever seen ♪

♪ Mean as the devil,
and he's coming for me ♪

[CRASHING AND SCREAMING]

Oh, my neck!

[GRUNTING]

[UPBEAT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]

♪ Papa always told me ♪

♪ That, oh, God knows my name ♪

♪ ♪

[ZIPPER UNZIPPING]

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[GRUNTS]

Clang!

Oh!

♪ ♪

Gracias, Mister.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

[LAUGHING]

Whap!

Ha!

[GRUNTING]

Don't steal.

Don't molest kids.

Don't deal dr*gs.

Shut up, crime!

Ha!

What?

[WRENCH CLATTERS]

[LAUGHING]

Yes!

Whoo!

♪ God knows my name ♪

[GENTLE MUSIC
PLAYING OVER RADIO]

♪ I am lost in my head again ♪

♪ These thoughts coming to haunt me ♪

♪ I am caught in these memories ♪

♪ Of things I left behind ♪

♪ Somewhere I never knew I left them ♪

♪ They are lost ♪

♪ To me ♪

[GRILL SIZZLING]

Hey, Frank.

Um, do you think
you could do me a favor

and give me a ride
to my meeting?

My PO's gonna k*ll me
if I miss again.

That's when I need to give
myself a little KISS, you know?

"Keep It Simple, Stupid."

My sponsor has been great

about helping me
to stay grounded.

Well, then after spending
that week in jail,

I just... I mean...

man, I don't ever
want to go back

to any place like that
ever again.

It's been two months now.

I'm gonna stay sober this time.

I really am.

Happy, joyous,
and free all the way.

You know what I mean?

I've never really been happy,

not even when I was a little girl.

It's funny.

I kind of think happiness is... overrated.

People spend their whole lives
chasing it,

like it's the most important
thing in the world.

Happy people are kind of...

arrogant.

[LAUGHING]

What?

Do people tell you you're weird, Frank?

[LAUGHS SOFTLY]

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess you kind of are.

Also, you're different
to other guys I've known.

You're... good.

Come here.

What?

I want to try something.

What?

Come here.

[ROMANTIC ROCK MUSIC]

♪ If you want my love ♪

♪ You got it ♪

♪ When you need my love ♪

♪ You got it ♪

♪ I won't hide it ♪

♪ I won't throw your love away ♪

♪ No ♪

♪ If you want my love ♪

♪ You got it ♪

♪ When you need my love ♪

♪ You got it ♪

♪ I won't hide it ♪

♪ I won't throw your love away ♪

♪ No ♪

♪ If you want my love ♪

♪ You got it ♪

♪ When you need my love ♪

♪ You got it ♪

♪ You won't hide it ♪

♪ You won't throw your love away ♪

[CAR ENGINES TURN OVER]

You can't be happy for me?

I am happy for you, Sarah.

I just know that...

f*ck, you've always been like this.

Even when we were kids,
you were like this.

- No, Sarah.
- Yes.

It's just fast.

Fast?

You just got sober after how long?

I mean, what is it that they say

about not making
any major decisions for a year?

Nothing against Frank.

Nothing against you, Frank.

Okay.

Why can't you just be happy for me?

For us?

That is something they say on TV.

See? That is what I mean.

You just cull together

all these things
you hear other people say

and put them together
into something

you think is a personality.

You are a real bitch.

Sarah!

What if I know, Jennifer?

What if I know?

You want me
to get my life together?

You want me to change?

Sarah...

What if Frank is the only thing

that will save me?

What then?

The brutal assaults by the costumed man

calling himself The Crimson Bolt

continued last night

when he sent -year-old
Gerard Mavin to the hospital

with a fractured collarbone.

f*ck. Check this sh*t out.

Witnesses say this unusual criminal

who wears a superhero costume

att*cked Mavin without provocation.

A lot of people in this city

are finding this situation amusing.

But it's not a big leap

for a psychopath to go
from serial beatings

to serial murders.

The DPD has asked for your help

in finding The Crimson Bolt.

He's described as a muscular Caucasian,

"about ' " with dark eyes.

Anyone with information please call...

f*ck.

Must be some sort of sex thing
with this m*therf*cker, huh?

What?

No. [SCOFFS]

I mean, I don't know.

Doesn't even interest me.

First I've heard of it.

What?

Yeah, news to me. Huh...

How could you not hear it, Frank?

That's all
they been talking about.

This crazy m*therf*cker
dressed like Superman

is whacking people
with a pipe wrench

all over the city.

Just boom! You're down.

Maybe they deserve to get whacked.

Deserve it?

Yeah, I heard that the people he's hitting,

they're the real criminals.

You just said
you never heard of him, Frank.

I didn't. I haven't.

He just said it.

No, he didn't.

I just watched the whole thing with you.

He...

I thought I heard him say that.

You're like a monkey.

[LAUGHS]

I'm not like a monkey.

Hey, me and Tish
going to the movies tomorrow.

You wanna meet us there?

No, I got stuff to do.

What, Frank? What?

What do you gotta do?

Nothing.

Good, then you can get there early,

hold a place for us in line, okay?

[SIGHS]

Come on. Come on.

Okay.

I'll take you to the movies,
all right?

My treat.
Shake it off, all right?

Got to get out more, baby.

Always kissing me.

Weird.

Order up.

Three, please.

I beg... If I could just...

- Oh, come on!
- Hey...

Oh, no, he didn't.

Why do people have to do that?

We've been waiting here forever.

[WOMEN MURMURING ANGRILY]

I mean, it's important
that you realize that

there's, like,
a sailor's hat involved.

- Hey!
- Like an actual-

Sailor's hat?

Hey, excuse me.

Hey.

Hey! No butts.

What difference does it make to you?

Yeah, man.

No butting in line.

Go to the back of the line now.

Yeah.

Go f*ck yourself.

f*ck yourself.

[WOMAN GIGGLES]

Yeah.

Like, you know,
this big handsome guy back here,

he looks like f*cking sh*t.

Literally, what's wrong
with his face?

I don't know
if it's flat or wide or-

Anyway...

Mommy.

Annie, come on.

Hey!

Don't butt!

Who do you think you're fooling?

I just saw you...

crunch!

- Oh, my God!
- Oh, God!

- Oh, no!
- Wait...

[GRUNTS]

Oh, God! Get off him!

What the hell
are you doing, you...

You butted too!

Oh, oh! Oh, God!

Oh, God, Stop him!
Someone stop him!

Oh!

Hey. Have you seen this?

It's weird.

What?

It's just what we talked about last week.

I mean, you have to admit,
remember?

No.

A guy who... can I just...

Can I come back there?

What?

Can I just come back there with you?

We're friends, so...

No.

I'll wear those plastic gloves.

Kitchen door's right there,
sweetheart.

Maybe she's fixing
to ask you to prom, Frank.

I don't know her.

I mean, come on. Remember?

No.

His name is The Crimson Bolt.

And he just...

like, he just uses a wrench
as a w*apon.

I mean, somebody did it.

Somebody became a real one.

That sounds like a crazy man.

I'm Libby, by the way.

Hello.

Don't go making some joke
about "Libby's on your label,"

'cause it just...
it pisses me off.

What's your name?

Frank.

[LAUGHING]

Oh, man.

I hope you'll be frank with me.

I hope you'll continue to be frank

in all of our future discussions.

Wait.

You just asked me
to not make fun of your name,

and then you just
made fun of my name.

I got something for you.

What is it?

You should come.

It's gonna be rad.

Lots of really awesome people.

[WHISPERS] Are you him?

What?

Are you the guy?

Are you this guy?

No.

It's okay if you are.

No, I'm not him.

No.

It's cool.

I hate when people butt.

I got a lot of work to do.

We're really busy right now.

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

Put your hands
behind your head, you freak!

[LAUGHTER]

[GAVEL BANGS]

[LAUGHING]

[GATE SLAMS SHUT]

Frank Darbo.

Detective John Felkner.

Hello.

You filed a report with
me a couple weeks ago.

You mind if I come inside for a sec?

Inside the house?

Uh, it's just a bit chilly.
Yeah.

Thanks.

Oh, thanks.

So you filed that report.

Now, you and I came together
to the conclusion

that your wife wasn't kidnapped,
and she left you.

Uh...

Is there something in there?

What?

Is that a basement?

That's a closet.

You just keep looking over there.

No, I... No, I don't.

Yeah, you do.

No. There's nothing in there.

All right.

There's a dog in there.

A dog?

Yeah.

You keep him in the closet?

I'm afraid he'll bite someone.

Oh, no, you don't have
to worry about that with me.

I'm a dog person.

That's who he likes to bite the most.

Dog people.

- Okay.
- Okay?

Thank you for coming.

You're quite an intense
fellow, there, Frank.

If you wouldn't mind
signing this...

It basically just cancels out the charges.

I forgot to do it last time.

Captain is going through
the change of life.

She had a conniption fit.

Just sign right here.

There we go.

All right. Thank you, Frank.

I'll let you get back to...

whatever it was you were doing.

God...

Did you really call me
to be The Crimson Bolt,

or was that just in my head?

I don't want to go to prison

and be butt-r*ped
and work in the library,

rolling those carts around

and handing out magazines
for the rest of my life.

Isn't v*olence
against the Bible?

God, please...

Give me a sign that I should
continue being The Crimson Bolt.

Or if I should
just throw everything away

before it's too late.

I'll even turn myself in,

if that's what
you want me to do.

But please,
don't want me to do that.

Okay, did you just say
throw it all away,

or was that just me thinking
throw it all away?

Okay, I'm gonna
throw it all away.

If you don't want me to,
please, give me a sign.

Maybe you could
make something float.

Okay.

Easy turns with minimal effort...

That's right, Holly.

This is the g*n that Demonswill used

to spread his lust dust
over the school,

the very same lust dust
that caused you and Jimmy

to dress in these provocative outfits

and download those p*rn
images on your computer.

I'm so stupid.

Sex is a sacred act

that should only take place
within a loving marriage.

No doubt.

My virginity is something
to be proud of.

I'm gonna have
these nipple rings

taken out tomorrow.

And to think I missed
the field hockey game

all because Jim and I
were heavy-petting.

Thank goodness we didn't do more.

If only the two of you

would have had
premarital sexual intercourse,

then I would have won,

and you would be
damned to hell forever.

But they didn't have
intercourse, Demonswill.

You see, no matter
how much peer pressure.

Holly and Jimmy were under

to do what society
said was right,

they knew in their hearts,

they couldn't throw away

what Jesus
had called on them to do.

♪ La ♪

♪ La, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ La-la, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ Um ♪

♪ La, la, la ♪

♪ Um ♪

[METAL CLANGS]

Fudge.

♪ La ♪

♪ La, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ La-la, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ Um ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba... ♪

♪ ♪

Whoops.

Whoa-whoa-whoa,
Toby, Toby, be careful, man.

And I don't want nothing missing.

So you want something missing?

What?

You just said a double negative, Abe.

You don't want nothing missing.

That means you want something missing.

Hey, these people,

this Range guy ain't gonna f*ck around.

You know how hard it was

to get this sh*t
into this country?

- I know.
- Well, good!

That hurt, Abe.

Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy, oh, boy.

Okay, baby.

Thanks, brother.

Well, it all looks good.

I can tell you that.

Definitely.

You ready for this?

Okay, so this is kind of like

hitting the champagne bottle
off the side of the boat, right?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

Yeah, baby.

How do you feel?

Oh.

Good? Huh?

Oh, my God.

Is that good?

That's good.

f*ck!

[LAUGHTER]

I love you. I love you so much.

I love you.

[DISTORTED MURMURING]

Oh, my beautiful angel.

You are so delicious.

[ROARS]

Whoa!

f*ck!

What the f*ck is that?

Face the wrath of The Crimson Bolt!

[g*ns CLICKING]

That's Sarah's husband, man.
That's him.

f*ck, he saw everything.
Go get him.

Go get him! Go on!

Go, go, go, go!

[GLASS SHARDS CLINKING]

Come back here, m*therf*cker!

There.

[g*nf*re]

You can't hide, Frank!

You're dead!

[g*nshots]

[b*llet RICOCHETS]

[g*nsh*t]

[SCREAMS]

Go!

I got him! I got him!

[GROANING]

[GRUNTS]

[g*nf*re]

[YELLS]

[g*nshots]

f*ck!

[TIRES SCREECH]

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

♪ ♪

♪ Now is your w*apon out ♪

[LAUGHTER
AND INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

Ooh, ahh!

This place is pretty cool.

You know what I'm saying?

♪ ♪

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

Libby, somebody's here!

[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

Libby!

She's such a whore. I swear.

Hang on just a second.

[DOOR CLICKS OPEN]

Libby, some guy who looks
like a bum is at the front door.

- His name's Frank.
- Frank.

Frank?

Frank!

Why are you wearing
garbage bags?

I need to talk to you.

Oh, okay.

Hey, everybody, this is Frank.

No. No. Please.

Frank, Molly.

- Okay.
- Christian.

Hey, what's up?

And Melissa. Will, Grant.

Hi. Okay.

- Hello.
- Brian and Steve.

Hey. Pleasure to meet you, sir.

Hi.

That is Mr. Jake hiding over there.

Okay, okay. Listen.

I need to talk to you.

It's important. Please.

Okay.

Well, let's go back
to my bedroom.

No, Christian.

What?

They're after me.

And I was sh*t.

[SCREAMS] Oh, my God.

[BANGING AT DOOR]

Hey, Lib, babe, you okay?

Yeah.

Oh, my God. You're him.

I knew it.

This is so cool.

This is so f*cking-

Are you gonna die?

I don't think so.

We got to clean this up.

I mean, we can't take you to the hospital

because this is a g*nsh*t wound.

They'd have to call the police.

I mean, it's the law.

It's the law. I know.

Take off your pants.

No. Then I'd be in my underwear.

Look, just do it.

It's inappropriate.

I'll get them out of here.
I won't say a thing.

My God. My hand is trembling.

Okay, bye.

Bye. See you.

Bye.

Libby, are you sure

you want to be here alone
with this guy?

Yeah, I'm fine. It's good.

It's... something really important
came up.

So I'm just gonna deal with it.

Yeah. You go. Yeah.

All right, good night.

Okay, Christian, you gotta go.

Okay, who is that guy?

Is that your sugar daddy?

I don't have to tell you anything.

You don't have to tell me anything?

- No.
- Okay, fine.

Well, you enjoy that candy
that your sugar daddy buys you.

Oh, I will.

Wait. What are you doing?

I'm gonna get the b*llet out.

No. It's clean.

It passed clean through.

No-no-no, but there's particles-

Just...

Ow! Ow!

[SCREAMS]

I'm sorry.

Oh!

I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Oh, man! Oh!

I should have used ibuprofens.

I was gonna use ibuprofens.

How were you gonna use ibuprofens?

What were you gonna do with them?

I'll wrap it.

I'm gonna wrap it. Here.

No, I'll do it.

I can...

Let me do it.

So am I the only one
that knows you're him?

Yeah.

No, the guys who sh*t me,
they know.

They know your secret identity?

f*ck!

Yeah. And where I live.

You can stay here.

Thank you.

[HUMMING]

No, I was there.

You told me you weren't there

when Robbie was sh*t.

I was there maybe for a minute, not much.

- A minute?
- Yeah.

It doesn't take a minute to get sh*t.

I know, I know, but it was like,

the guy was running out...

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

Holy crap.

[TIRES SCREECH]

Hello?

Anybody home?

Hello?

f*ck.

[EXHALES]

sh*t.

Welcome home, Frank.

[g*nshots]

[SHELLS CLATTERING]

Thud!

That's not him, you guys.

Then why did you sh**t, man?

You sh*t!

I saw you move your finger.

You're gonna try
to blame this on me.

That's f*cking evil, man!

Would you shut up?

Ooh. He's a cop?

I just did what he did, Abe.

If the cops are after Darbo,

and he saw the dope in...

Yeah, I know.

So can we get the body
out of here, huh?

Move it.

Thanks, Hamilton. I will.

Okay. Good-bye.

Hey, Frank?

I told the diner that I had pneumonia.

You sure it's okay
if I stay here?

Yeah, yeah.

I want to show you something.

What?

[GRUNTING]

[PANTING]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTS]

Ahhh!

[GRUNTS]

So what do you think?

Cartwheels.

Well, you see...

you see what
I'm getting at here.

No.

Batman had Robin.

The original Human Torch
had Toro.

The Flash had Kid Flash.

I could be your kid sidekick.

How old are you?

Well, I'm , you know.

But compared to you, I'm a one.
I'm a kid, right?

I guess.

Right, now, look.

The most important thing,
obviously, is the name.

All right.

And you got to think of it

like how it sounds
with The Crimson Bolt.

All right?

So, um... [EXHALES]

Okay.

The Crimson Bolt and Bolt Girl.

The Crimson Bolt
and Kid Crimson.

The Crimson Bolt
and The Creeping Bam.

What's a creeping bam?

What's a toro?

What the f*ck is a robin?

A robin is bird.

Why is he named after a bird?

Because he...

he's loyal.

Frank, The Creeping Bam
is just this, like,

fantastic phrase, you know?

And I wasn't gonna tell you before,

but it's my favorite.

Oh, it's very good.

You're lying.

I don't need a kid sidekick.

Are you kidding me?

No.

Look what happens to you

when you don't have a kid sidekick.

You get sh*t by people.

Frank, you team up with me,

and I swear to f*cking God

that we will take those cocksuckers down

that stole your wife.

Frank?

Yeah?

Are you ready?

Yeah.

May I present to you...

Boltie!

Ta-da!

[SUIT SQUEAKING]

That's inappropriate.

How do I look?

It's good.

All right, Frank. Let's do this.

Let's go get this Jock fucker.

No. They have g*ns.

We're not ready yet.

Oh. Okay.

Well, we can fight some other crime.

You know, you can show me how to do it.

You can give me the one-two.

Hey. Hey. Hey.

No, my leg isn't healed yet.

Frank, don't be a p*ssy!

Come on!

I should do something about this.

You know what?
I'm gonna get some snacks.

So this is what you do?

Yeah.

You just sit here
and wait for crime to happen?

That's right.

[HUMMING]

[SHUSHES]

[CLICKING TONGUE]

[SIGHS]

This is so boring.

We gotta find a criminal,
you know?

We gotta go out there,
and we gotta find a criminal.

We gotta teach them a lesson
that they'll never forget.

Like who?

Well, like this guy Jerry.

He keyed my friend's car.

I mean, he completely just...

he just f*cked the side of it right up.

Whoa. That's not cool.

No, it is not.

And it is illegal.

And he never paid the price.

Are you Jerry?

Halloween was,
like, a month ago, bro.

That's him.

[ROARS] Ahh!

Yeah, Frank!
Yeah, get him, Frank!

f*cking cocksucker!

Crunch!

Ow! Ow, my arm!

Frank, it's just like
when you got sh*t!

[ROARING]

Crash!

Oh, my God, my face!

Oh, my God.

Aah!

No, no, stop!
No! Stop! No, please!

- Boltie, no!
- Stop, stop, stop.

[GASPING]

We did it! We did it!

We totally f*cking b*at evil!

You're not supposed to k*ll him!

Oh, and then he'd never
key a car again, would he?

A brand-new f*cking Jetta,
Frank.

Melissa loved that car.

Don't say that.

- What, Frank?
- Don't!

Stop saying... [MOUTHS "FRANK"]

Ow. Oh, f*ck, f*ck.

Ow.

He really keyed your friend's car?

Yeah.
Yeah, pretty sure it was him.

[GROANING]

Frank! What?

I didn't know
I wasn't supposed to k*ll him.

I mean, I'm just learning.

You have to teach me these things.

How am I supposed to tell crime to shut up

if I have to shut up?

Look, I know!

But I'm just trying to help!

That's what it's all about for me,

being a kid sidekick,
helping people.

That's helping people?

And he was evil!

He was so f*cking evil!

And you won't believe me, Frank!

Frank!

Frank, what does this mean?

Does this mean that I'm fired?

Yes.

Who are you gonna get to be Boltie?

I don't need a Boltie.

Aw.

God, you're so shallow, Frank.

I need gas.

This is lame.

Frank, I'm in my underwear.

Frank, this isn't cool.

Frank!

My grandmother or a corpse?

Right, who would you rather f*ck?

Like, if somebody
pointed a g*n to your head

and you had to choose?

Who would do that?

That's not the point.

See, like, I'd do my grandma

'cause at least she got a working p*ssy.

You want smokes?

Uh...

[WHISPERING] That's the guy.

Frank?

Oh, sh*t.

[KICKS LANDING]

Thud!

[YELLS]

[ALL GRUNTING]

Come on, man!

What you doing?

Yeah, ?

Oh!

Get off!

f*ck you, Frank.

Oh!

[ENGINE REVVING]

Crunch!
- [SCREAMS]

Whoo!

What is going on?

[YELLS] [g*nsh*t]

[SCREAMING]

Run! He's got a g*n!

[MOANING]

[LAUGHING]

That's what you get

for f*cking with
The Crimson Bolt and Boltie,

you stupid cocksucker!

And now your legs are gone.

[LAUGHING]

Watch out.

Come on.

Oh, you too.

It's called internal bleeding,
fucker!

And then you die!

Get in!

Whoo-hoo!

You tell everyone you know

that any time some stupid f*cking bastard

wants to commit some gay-ass crime,

that Crimson Bolt and Boltie
are gonna be there

to crush their little
f*cking evil heads in!

[APPLAUSE]

Hey! Whoo!

[LAUGHS]

Whoa.

The Boltmobile
is kind of f*cked up.

I hope they didn't see the license plate.

Oh, sh*t.

Hey, Frank.

What?

I saved your life.

I could have handled it.

Yeah, of course.

You're f*cking awesome, Frank.

Hey, you want to be my sidekick,

no cussing.

Right. No, I agree.

Does that mean I'm not fired anymore?

We need to get Jock,

but we need better weapons.

I could get claws like Wolverine.

Yeah.

And then I could cut open people's faces.

Yeah, but only people

that had actually broken the law.

Oh, come on, that Jerry thing
was a one-time thing.

I mean, I wasn't thinking.

It was a complete mistake.

My head just ran away
with my mind,

and I lost control,

and there I was
with that rodeo statue,

and it wasn't my fault.

Okay. All right.

Okay.

I just got so bored behind that dumpster.

Maybe you just need to be bored sometimes.

Yeah, but you don't see them
getting bored in comic books.

That's what happens in between the panels.

Wow.

In between the panels.

Is that where we are right now?

We could do anything here.

Frank?

What?

Do you want to make out?

What?

With me.

Libby...

I am married.

That is a sacred bond.

And you,
you are my kid sidekick.

Yeah...

Yeah, I know.

I just thought we could celebrate.

So bake a cake.

[DRUMSTICKS CLICKING]

[LIVELY ROCK MUSIC]

♪ I'm a poor boy born in the rubble ♪

♪ Well, some say my
manners ain't the best ♪

♪ Yeah, and some of my friends ♪

♪ Yeah, they're in real trouble ♪

♪ And some say I'm no
better than the rest ♪

♪ But tell your mama and your papa ♪

♪ Sometimes good guys don't wear white ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Well, every day, baby ♪

♪ I work hard ♪

♪ And it's true at night ♪

♪ I spend a restless time ♪

♪ But those rich kids
and all that lazy money ♪

♪ Can't hold a candle to mine ♪

♪ Tell your mama and your papa ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Sometimes
good guys don't wear white ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I've been all by myself
in all this sh*t ♪

♪ Yeah, just in case ♪

[g*nshots]

♪ I mean what I said ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ ♪

Ow!

Frank. f*ck.

Public opinion has turned of late

in regard to the costumed man
known as The Crimson Bolt.

Frank! Frank!

At least five of.

The Crimson Bolt's as*ault victims

had felony arrest records,
ranging from soliciting dr*gs

to child molestation to homicide.

Was the law enforcement
community rash

in naming The Crimson Bolt
a menace?

Frank, Frank!

The guy in the mask

was definitely defending himself.

Thank God The Crimson Bolt showed up.

God, the man just att*cked me.

He was gonna r*pe me.

We're talking about
a severely disturbed individual

running around the city wearing a mask

and assaulting people.

Bad people.

Helping The Crimson Bolt
is his new partner,

a young woman
known only as Boltie.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Police are still offering
a reward for the capture...

Oh, my God, it's me! It's me!

Of the two would-be crime fighters.

Oh, oh!

I always knew that I would be
on TV some day, Frank.

I just had a feeling.

Watch this.

Thunk!

Whoa.

Where did you learn
to make a projectile thingy?

Jesus, what are these things?

I don't know if I'm doing it right,

but if I am... bombs.

Hey, Frank.

Frank, are you awake?

Frank.

Huh?

Hi.

Why are you wearing your costume?

Can we go fight some crime?

I'm sleeping.

Please?

No.

Hey, Frank.

Do I look good in my costume?

Yeah. I need to sleep, Libby.

Come on.

[RHYTHMIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC
PLAYING]

What is going on?

♪ ♪

What are you...

what is that supposed to be?

That's weird.

Frank.

Look, I know
you can't make out with me.

But can The Crimson Bolt
make out with Boltie?

What?

The Crimson Bolt's not
married to Sarah; Frank is.

Right?

No, Libby.

Oh, come on.

[MOANS]

Stop it, Libby.

Oh, Frank, ever since you've been here,

I can't do it
with any other guys.

No.

And when was the last time
you did anything?

Come on, just this once, Frank.
No.

I know you like how I look in my costume.

I can tell.

Don't be a f*cking liar, Frank.

Oh, my God, Frank.

Just look, just for a second.

No.

Frank, come on.

It's all gushy.

[MOANS]

Libby, what are you...

- You're...
- What are you doing?

No, put this on.

Stop it. Oh.

Get off of me!

Put this on forjust a second.

No.

Ow!

Just for a second, Frank.

- No!
- Just for a second.

No!

[MOANS]

♪ Let your body decide ♪

♪ Where you want to go ♪

♪ High or low, fast or slow ♪

[MOANS]

What are you doing?

No.

[BOTH GROANING]

Inside!

[MOANS]

Oh.

Oh, no.

Oh, oh, yeah.

Oh.

[MOANS]

Let me see your mask.

I love the way you look
in your mask.

Oh, f*ck. Oh.

I'm gonna come!

[MOANS]

[BOTH MOANING]

[GRUNTS]

♪ Let your body decide ♪

♪ Where you want to go ♪

♪ High or low, fast or slow ♪

Frank.

We need to go get Sarah.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I was sleepwalking.

I had no idea. And-

It doesn't matter.

We need to go.

[g*n CLICKS]

You said we weren't ready.

We'll never be ready.

That's the whole point.

Nobody's ever ready
for anything.

You eitherjust do it,
or you don't.

And up until now,
I've only been not doing it.

But what if they k*ll you?

That's their business.

Frank.

Who are those guys?

Maybe we picked
the wrong night to do this.

Do you think?

Mr. Range.
So good to see you, sir.

I'd like to place
a couple of my men out here.

Oh, we've got plenty of guys
posted out here.

A few more.

Oh, oh, this vest thing is heavy.

Whoa! Oh!

Let me rest.

No, come on.

[GRUNTS]

Right this way, sir.

This is, you know,
the living room.

Hey, can I get you
anything at all,

anything to drink
or something to eat, a smoke?

No, thank you. Show him.

Ooh. Oh, yeah, that's money.

[LAUGHTER]

And who are these young ladies, Jac-quez?

Oh, well, you know me,

Mr. Range, always one
for facilitating friendships.

I just thought
you might like some company

while your boys did their work.

And what is your name, sweetheart?

Oh, that's just Sarah.
She's, you know...

Sarah. Very pretty girl.

Maybe you want to go upstairs

and have a little party
with Mr. Range.

No. Sorry.

Ow. Excuse me.

Jacques, baby, this guy
is really bothering me.

Oh, no, Sarah, honey, it's okay.

Mr. Range is a-he's a nice guy.

He just wants to, you know,
show you something.

What do you mean?

It's okay.
I have the finest brown.

Wow, f*ck.

I mean, if the guys start thinking

your girlfriend's a whore,

it's time to move on, right?

Yeah, right.

You're a jerk.

What the f*ck!

[BOTH GRUNT]

[BLADES SLICING]

[LAUGHING]

[SHUSHES]

Oh!

[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY]

Hey.

Dude, don't f*cking touch me.

[LAUGHS]

No! Get the f*ck off!

No! No!

- No!
- Yeah!

Hey, over here.

I'm a little bird.

[GRUNTS]

[MATCH FLARES]

[FLAMES WHOOSH]

[SCREAMING] No, no!

[SCREAMING, FLAMES CRACKLING]

[BLADE SLICING]

No!

No! Please!

[SCREAMING]

No! Please!

You're that dipshit from the news.

What's in your hand,
you f*cking ret*rd?

[FUSE HISSING]

Boom!

Oh, man!

What the f*ck was that?

Oh, sh*t.

Whoo! Whoo-hoo!

Oh, man.

Whoo! Whoo-whoo!

Frank, the bombs worked!

The bombs, they really worked!

Yo! Hey!

[g*nshots] - Oh!

Frank!

[COUGHS]

Libby?

[GASPS]

[SOBBING]

Did you get him?

Yeah, I got him.

Hey, he's up!

[ROARS]

[g*nshots]

[EXPLOSIONS BOOMING]

[g*nsh*t]

f*ck.

What the f*ck?

It's him. He's back.

Who's him? Who's him?

It's Darbo!

What?

[MEN SHOUTING]

[g*nsh*t]

[g*n CLICKS]

[g*nshots]

[g*n CLICKS]

We'll get him. Wait! Whoa, whoa!

- Oh.
- Whoa, whoa.

Oh, hey, hey, Mr. Range,
how you doing, man?

Everything's fine.

Totally under control.

What is it?

It's just, this joker's running around,

calling himself The Crimson Bolt.

You called the g*dd*mn Crimson Bolt on me?

No-no-no-no...

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

- Pack up, Tim.
- Yes, sir.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, no.

Hey, come on. Come on.
It's just this crazy guy.

I mean, it's funny. Right, Abe?

Yeah.

[DRAMATIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[g*nshots]

I don't want to die.

[g*nshots]

No, he's just some guy whose wife I boned.

Come on.
You can't do this to me.

I spent a lot of f*cking time

setting this up, all right?

Mr. Range. Mr. Range, sir.

Please, will you listen to me,
you f*cking assh*le?

Move!

Give me this f*cking thing.
Whoa!

Hey.

[g*nsh*t]

f*ck.

Nobody can blame me for this.
All right?

I mean, we had a f*cking deal.

I'm just doing what's fair.

[MUFFLED THUDDING]

He's up there now.

God, dude,
this sh*t is messed up.

Oh, shut up, man.

If that m*therf*cker gets in here, Abe,

I swear to God, you're fired.

[GLASS SHATTERS]

[g*nf*re]

[SHELLS CLATTERING]

Oh, sh*t.

[g*nsh*t]

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

Ah!

[BOTH GROANING]

Clang!

[BOTH COUGHING AND GROANING]

[GRUNTING]

Ah! Ah! Ah!

[YELLING]

Sarah!

Here, you want her?

Here, take her.

There you go, fuckhead.

She's yours. You win.

Hey, I didn't do that
to her face, by the way.

That was that fat n*gg*r
down there,

but I took care of him,
all right.

Guess that kind of like, what,

makes me, like, your assistant
or something now, right?

Anyway, take her.

Sarah.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay, pumpkin.

Hey.

[g*nsh*t] - [SCREAMING]

I mean, what are you thinking?

You think you're some kind of f*cking hero?

[SCREAMING]

Hey, who the f*ck
do you think you're kidding?

You f*cking stupid son of a bitch.

This is not about good and evil.

This is about,
I had her, and you didn't.

This is about, she loved me more

because I am f*cking interesting.

Shut up, crime.

[SCREAMING]

What are you gonna do?

You gonna execute me for my sins?

Don't think you're better than me,

you f*cking psycho.

You f*cking almost k*ll people
for butting into line.

You don't butt in line!

You don't sell dr*gs!

You don't molest
little children!

You don't profit on the misery of others!

The rules were set a long time ago.

They don't change!

All right, just take her, then!

Take her!

You really think that k*lling me,

stabbing me to death,
is gonna change the world?

I can't know that for sure...

unless I try.

No.

No!

[SCREAMS]

No, Frank!

Frank!

So maybe you think
something's wrong with me.

Maybe you thought I was gonna learn

what Jacques said was true,

that I was deluded...

That I was as evil
as the rest of them.

But maybe you're the one
who needs to learn something.

I know how it looks.

But sometimes how it looks
and how it is

are two different things.

The truth was in my heart.

Ouch.

I followed it...

You okay?

And I saved Sarah.

She stayed with me
a couple months.

They were not bad times.

Though, they were most likely

out of Sarah's sense of obligation.

But one morning,

she moved on.

I thought it was me at the time,

that I was the chosen one,

but it was Sarah all along.

And that's why I needed to save her.

She needed to finish school,
to study anthropology,

because Sarah knows something about people.

We're not able to even feel
the love that...

She needed to go back to her meetings,

where she had insights
that struck others uniquely.

"FINE" means,
"f*cked up, Insecure,

Neurotic, and Emotional."

And sometimes she needed to have nightmares

of those ugly times at Jacques' ranch.

Because a kind man,
a man who was good

and didn't know it,

needed to learn how to comfort someone.

And maybe most of all,
Sarah needed to have

Patrick and Trevor and Laura and Joy,

four children who probably
wouldn't be at all

if Libby and I hadn't gone
to Jacques' ranch that night.

Maybe, if all of us are lucky,

they're the ones
who are gonna change the world.

And me?

Well, I got that rabbit after all.

That, and something much more.

[HOPEFUL ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]

♪ ♪

♪ I'm very silent ♪

♪ I'm very silent ♪

♪ Got my back to the wall ♪

♪ I keep my mouth shut ♪

♪ Hardly breathing at all ♪

♪ The biggest officer that you ever seen ♪

♪ I sang this song
and now he's looking for me ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ God knows my name ♪

[UPBEAT PUNK ROCK MUSIC]

♪ Papa always told me that, oh ♪

♪ God knows my name ♪

♪ ♪

♪ My friends and I,
we had a little fun ♪

♪ Ain't not much to it ♪

♪ Now I'm on the run ♪

♪ The biggest officer
that you ever seen ♪

♪ Yeah, I can tell you now
he's looking for me ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ God knows my name ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Papa always told me that, oh ♪

♪ God knows my name ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I got some friends ♪

♪ And we were fooling around ♪

♪ I got some friends
that I don't wanna let down ♪

♪ Hey, look at me ♪

♪ I know I got to roll ♪

♪ Look how I push it
just a little bit more ♪

♪ I'm very silent,
got my back to the wall ♪

♪ I keep my mouth shut ♪

♪ Hardly breathing at all ♪

♪ I'll be somewhere
wondering where I might be ♪

♪ There's many of them ♪

♪ But they won't catch me ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ God knows my name ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Papa always told me that, oh ♪

♪ God knows my name ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Papa always told me that, oh ♪

♪ God knows my name ♪

[DELICATE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC]

♪ ♪

[RHYTHMIC POP MUSIC]

♪ La, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ La-la, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ Um ♪

♪ ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ La, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ La-la, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ La, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ La-la, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ Um ♪

♪ La, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba... ♪

♪ ♪

Sweet Jesus.

Bathe my hand in the power of God.