[DISTANT CAR ALARM WAILING]
Who this dude?
EARN: Will knows him. He's an investor.
Um, apparently, his family
gave out the first loan.
- [SCOFFS]
- You don't have to do anything, you know.
He just wants to hang out around you.
Uh-huh.
Remember that weed
subscription idea you had?
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Bud of the Month Club.
Strains of the finest cannabis
harvested by real,
authentic Mexican hands...
Yeah, you know, you don't
need Shark t*nk
to pitch that idea, okay?
You have people around you
now who can invest in it.
You know, Fernando's a billionaire.
How many billionaires do you know?
[ALFRED SIGHS]
Exactly. Just hang out
around him, peep some game.
[NERDY WHITE VOICE]: Okay, should I, uh,
- also ask him some stock tips, Earnest?
- [DARIUS LAUGHS]
Uh, maybe ask him to
diversify my portfolio?
Alfred, my God,
you must check the Dow
industrial Jones average.
- Oh, my God!
- It's off the charts,
- I tell you.
- The Dow Jones is the way to go.
Hey, guys, this is my white voice.
- Where's the blow at, man?
- That's just how you sound.
- You sound exactly like yourself, man.
- That's not...
EARN: Okay.
It's not like... Earn
can sound like anything.
VAN: You guys are bullying him.
[MOCKING]: You guys,
you're bullying him.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Are you making fun of me, too?
♪ Back streets,
gotta move lowkey ♪
♪ Cah one wrong move
and I might get done ♪
♪ Before I thought
'bout going A Jewellers ♪
♪ Stupid, I thought
'bout buying a g*n... ♪
They don't really sell like ones we got.
- It's not in that show.
- And they ain't got no flavors over here.
- That one is stale.
- Is this it?
It's stale as hell, man.
I'm, like, "The f*ck."
Yeah, it's supposed to be.
[DOG BARKING]
No, this ain't the house, man.
This ain't no billionaire house.
This is giving me Tales
from the Hood vibes.
Hell yeah.
I'm gonna check it out.
Yeah, you do that.
- [KNOCKING]
- [TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]
- What?
- [PHONE WHOOSHES]
Uh... we're here for Will,
for-for... for the party?
[BRITISH ACCENT]:
'Ere for the do, is it?
[TV PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND]
Well, don't just stand there
like a spare prick at a wedding.
I don't know what you're saying.
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
Is that Earn I hear?
- Mate! You made it.
- Hey.
Come in, guys. Come in.
Everyone's in the back.
VAN: She coming?
Oh, no, no. She-she works here, yeah.
Oh, mind the glass, yeah?
[WOMAN WITH BRITISH ACCENT SPEAKS ON TV]
WILL: So, what you up to out here?
- You working with any British artists?
- No.
WILL: Do you listen to much U.K. rap?
Man, I can't understand
what y'all saying half the time, so, no.
WILL [CHUCKLING]: Yeah, yeah.
Uh, thank God for mumble rap.
Really gave us a leg up.
Any, uh, U.K. artists we
should be listening to?
- [TOUCH TONES SOUNDING]
- Uh, have you heard Slowthai?
- No.
- No.
Uh, K-Trap? He's pretty dope.
- Mm-mm.
- No.
Um, Savage?
- Yeah, we know 'em.
- Yeah.
♪ Runnin', runnin', runnin... ♪
[RAPID BEEPING]
[INSTRUMENTAL SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING]
- Oh. [WHISTLES]
- Oh, sh*t!
All right, this... see, this
is a billionaire house, man.
What was that raggedy-ass
sh*t back there?
Oh, no, you're thinking about it wrong.
[WHISPERING]: That was a decoy house.
Ooh. Now, you see,
that's hard as f*ck, man.
- [CHUCKLES] Bruh.
- Oh, wow.
- Bruh.
- They got their own Nando's.
They got their own Nando's,
man. Like, what the f*ck?
Thank you.
Is she one of yours?
Oh. Uh, no, no.
She's-she's a friend, uh...
Her-her name's Van.
She's not an artist.
So, um, how's your wife?
I'm sorry. I can't remember her name.
Adrian. She's good, yeah.
Yeah, um, we got divorced, actually.
Oh, no. I'm-I'm sorry, man.
Oh, she fancies girls now.
Bit of a hard time for me, that.
Yeah. You all right?
- Oh, it's all behind me now. I'm good.
- You sure?
I got my mates. I'm seeing a new bird.
And I'm renting some space
in the house right now
'cause I've got this young
street artist from Tooting.
He's around here somewhere.
Oh, man, I would love
for you to meet this guy.
- Seriously.
- Yeah, yeah, that sounds dope.
I'd love to meet him. That sounds cool.
- Great.
- Uh, Van?
You want to meet this,
um... this artist guy?
Yeah, sure.
- That was Nando's.
- Yeah.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
ALFRED: All right, can I get
four boneless chicken thighs?
- WOMAN: Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- ALFRED: What you want?
- DARIUS: Oh, just a burger.
- Okay.
- That's chicken thighs there.
- Ooh, it's ready to go.
- And here's your burger.
- BOTH: Thank you.
Um, it's free so you
don't have to pay anything.
DARIUS: Yeah, thanks.
ALFRED [QUIETLY]: Okay.
Bitch, I know it's free.
- I don't pay for Nando's.
- [LAUGHS]
In somebody house?
Mm. Oh, look, at the book collection.
That's hard as f*ck.
MAN [SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT]:
I hope you weren't put off
by my neighbors.
I've found my lifestyle attracts
unwanted attention.
I've had to find creative
ways to protect myself.
Mm.
Welcome. I'm Fernando.
Oh, man. Al, man.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
Hey, are you...? Are
you the-the Nando Nando?
No. No.
- Hmm.
- Me... I just like the Peri-Peri sauce.
- [LAUGHS]
- They told me
this was the only way to
get it whenever I want.
- Yeah.
- That's hard.
I don't leave this property often, but
I still manage to enjoy
life's small pleasures.
Mm.
I just bring them to me.
- Hey, man, say less. Oh.
- [CHUCKLES]
DARIUS: Good sirs,
I'm going to go get a drink
and also find the bathroom
you don't want nobody to use.
Toodle-oo.
I hope I'm not too presumptuous
in asking you this, but, um,
do you like... trees?
Does a frog bump his ass when it hop?
f*ck yeah, I like trees.
- [LAUGHS]
- Come. Come with me this way.
sh*t. f*cking love this place. [SCOFFS]
ALFRED: Oh.
What do you think?
I mean, that's a... real-ass
tree right there, man.
Right? This is one of the
oldest trees in London.
I had the whole place built around it.
[QUIETLY]: Yeah. Whitest
sh*t I ever heard.
Hey, man, is it... is
it cool if I smoke, dawg?
Whoa, whoa, actually,
there's no smoking out here.
[LAUGHS]: It's not
good for the tree, huh?
ALFRED: Nope. Uh, yup.
[QUIETLY]: That's a f*cking tree.
[WOMAN LAUGHING]
[CHUCKLES] Hey, these
all your friends, man?
Yeah, in a manner of speaking.
People come in and out as they please.
I used to keep this place to myself,
but one day I realized
I could be using my abundant resources
to bring people together,
rather than shutting them out.
Now, I open my doors
to influential people
from around the world
in hopes of fostering
meaningful exchange of ideas.
Ideas that can maybe...
change the world for the better.
It's cool. [SNIFFLES]
[LAUGHING]: But we mostly drink
and relax in the spa and gamble.
What kind of gambling
y'all do over here, man?
We got poker upstairs.
[INHALES SHARPLY] You
can smoke up there.
Well, sh*t. Why you ain't
start with that, Nando, man?
[FERNANDO CHUCKLES]
Got me out here
looking at a tree and sh*t.
[LAUGHS]
[WOMAN SINGING GENTLE, INDISTINCT SONG]
Excuse me.
Yes.
[COUGHING]
Oh! Bad decision.
Mm-mm.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, um, excuse me. Just, uh...
Oh, I'm sorry, no. [LAUGHS]
Yeah, I'm actually in a relationship?
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- Congrats. Cool.
- [LAUGHS] Thanks. Yeah.
Um, could-could you pass me the
gin right behind you, please?
Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
- I... I just... I thought...
- Oh.
- Oh, you thought...? [LAUGHS]
- [LAUGHING]: Yeah. Yeah.
- No.
- I'm so sorry.
- No, no, it's fine.
- I...
Um, I get hit on by Black
men a lot, so... [LAUGHS]
- Word?
- Yeah, um,
I lived in Los Angeles
for, like, a minute.
- Mm-hmm.
- Black guys love Asian women.
- So...
- Hmm.
Well, it seems like a good...
- good cultural exchange, actually.
- Mm-hmm.
You know, you guys love
hip-hop. We like anime.
- [LAUGHS] Yes.
- So it's, like, a cultural experience.
- That's so true. Um, I'm MK.
- Mm-hmm.
- Darius.
- You know, you're funny, Darius.
It was so nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Yo, man. I heard what that woman said.
That's f*cked up.
Oh, that? I mean, that's
lightweight. It's...
- I mean, it's...
- Well, yeah, bro, don't worry. I got you.
[CHUCKLES]
My name's Socks, by the way.
Sox? Like... like S-O-X?
[LAUGHS] No.
Darius.
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY, SNIFFLES]
Yep.
- It's a nice party.
- Yeah, man.
Wow. Your hairline's intense, bro.
- That's-that's intense.
- [LAUGHS]
Yeah, man, I'm losing my hair.
- Yeah.
- But I'm afraid of what
it'll look like if I shave it all off.
I don't know.
Maybe I got the juice to
pull it off. What'd you think?
Mm, I don't know. I feel like, um,
that's more easily
pulled off by white men
that are assumed to be dangerous, right?
Like, uh, Jason Statham; like, uh,
Bruce Willis, The Rock.
Um, same reason why Black
dudes can do it, as well.
Um, but I feel like you...
The best hope for you
is probably, like, Moby.
- Yeah.
- But, you know...
BOTH: Everybody hates Moby.
- Yeah, man. [LAUGHS]
- Yeah, it's true. Yeah.
- A sh*t?
- Yeah, sure.
I kind of like Moby.
- [RAP INSTRUMENTAL PLAYING]
- [LOUD STAPLING]
All right, TJ?
- TJ?
- [DOOR SQUEAKS SHUT]
Um, there's someone I'd
like for you to meet.
Uh, this is TJ. TJ,
this is Earn and Vanessa.
TJ: Hello, people of color.
- Hey.
- Hey.
So Earn here, uh, works with Paper Boi.
- ♪ All my guys are cashin'... ♪
- ♪ Cashin'... ♪
Paper Boi?
[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
- Oh.
- EARN: You a musician?
Oh, man, I mean, I do whatever.
Look around, bro. It's all me.
Self-taught multi-hyphenate.
- Got my fingers in all the pies, bro.
- Yeah?
♪ Let's just do it, keep
it movin', get da stuff ♪
[BOTH LAUGH]
♪ We're the ones you
wanna be a young buck... ♪
Do you, uh, do you guys
want to see my installations?
- Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.
- Cool.
♪ What you mean, bring a
truck, let's get working ♪
♪ Then we fill
up your van... ♪
[TJ SIGHS, CLEARS THROAT]
This piece has such a
deep, deep sadness about it.
- ♪ How could you wanna be ♪
- ♪ Damn ♪
♪ I got enemies hating all
my Steez 'cause I'm unique ♪
♪ Want the money, cars,
watches and da jewels... ♪
- Yeah, it's sad.
- ♪ I don't work for free ♪
♪ I don't work for free... ♪
Alfred, I'd like you
to meet my close friends
Bruce and Yonathan.
What's up, y'all?
- Hey, hey.
- Hey, guys.
[BOTH LAUGH]
[CLEARS THROAT] Okay.
- Hmm?
- [SNIFFLES]
Well, cheeky, can I,
um... can I get a toke?
[LAUGHS] Yeah. Yeah, man.
- Yeah. All right.
- Great.
- I got you, man.
- Been a while.
[COUGHS]
- There's no tobacco in there?
- No.
- You smoke it straight?
- Hell yeah.
- You madman. [COUGHS]
- [LAUGHTER]
Oh.
WOMAN: And it's
buy-in with a buy-in
starting a thousand to two thousand.
What?
- Alfred, is it?
- Yeah, man. Al or
- you can call me Paper Boi, whichever.
- Ah. See. the buy-in
is at thousand.
Oh, man. [SCOFFS]
My bad. [LAUGHS]
My bad. I guess I'll just
throw that in the pot.
Okay, let's see. I got five.
- Ten. , .
- YOLNATHAN: My God. Yeah.
, . Hey, that good?
- Let's see here, let's just do that right.
- [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
So, what do you think?
Uh, he definitely has a lot of ideas.
[LAUGHS] Hey. So, I've been
renting this space off Fernando
for about four months.
You know, buying supplies.
I've dropped about K.
You spent half a mil on that kid?
[LAUGHING]: Yeah, I'm
in deep, which is why
I wanted to run something by you.
Um, TJ's got this idea
to turn this space into
a place for artists
passing through town.
So instead of, like,
wasting time looking
for a place to stay, and studio space,
artists can stay and
work here free of charge.
- And you'd be paying for all that?
- Yeah.
Is that crazy? I... You know,
I get excited about
ideas, and, you know,
my wife was a voice of
reason... My ex-wife.
Um, so I'm just looking
for some perspective.
Okay.
- Um...
- I mean, it's got potential, right?
[CLICKS TONGUE]
If I'm being honest, uh,
it-it sounds really expensive,
- and it's not really...
- TJ: Uh, let me, uh,
just stop you right there. [LAUGHS]
Um, he didn't explain it right,
so, I'll explain it to you.
My vision is to turn this place
into, like, an influencer incubator.
Okay? All the equipment costs,
the food, the laundry, the...
the dr*gs. [LAUGHS]
The-the sweets, right?
We can make all that back
through subscriptions.
To what?
The art.
[TJ LAUGHS]
Oh. Oh.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
Will... he just always
forgets that part.
Ah. [LAUGHS]
[LAUGHTER]
- So, this sounds good, right?
- Yeah.
Uh, yeah, just-just
let me think about it.
WILL: No, but I don't...
I don't understand. Like,
if it makes sense, what
is there to think about?
I just have to make sure
that Doja Cat isn't
doing this same thing,
'cause I heard her
camp is doing something
very similar to this, that I just...
I want to make sure that it's
not stepping on that,
- you know?
- Oh, right.
So let me just... let
me just think about it
- for a little bit, all right?
- Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Cool, cool.
- Yeah, yeah, def-definitely.
- Yeah, um... yeah.
- Just think about it.
Um, I'll think about it.
- [LAUGHTER]
- And I'm home alone and scared shitless.
- [LAUGHTER]
- So what do I do?
I try to sound really mean.
I yell out, "Who's there?
- Show yourself at once!"
- [LAUGHTER]
But I hear nothing. The
house is dead silent.
Then I see it.
A pale-skinned Black man,
stick thin, completely naked.
He was soaking wet, shivering,
like he'd just come in
from it pissing outside.
[CHUCKLES] Hold up, man. Hold up.
So, um, you're telling
me there was a... a wet,
ashy, naked n*gga that
broke into your house, right?
[LAUGHS] Hey, how he went in ashy, man?
But what you do?
I got a lot of m*therf*cking
questions, Fernando.
- I'm sorry, man. It's...
- [LAUGHTER]
Uh, yeah, I'm gonna raise.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- You're right.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Because, Alfred, it
wasn't raining outside.
All the windows and doors were locked.
The security alarm never even tripped.
That's when I realized...
it was a ghost.
Nah.
Mm-mm.
What'd you do?
I did what any man in
my position would do.
He f*cked it.
- Get the f*ck... Man!
- [LAUGHTER]
- You f*ck a ghost!
- No, no, no.
The connection we
shared wasn't physical.
It was much, much deeper than that.
That spirit came to me. It chose me.
It cleansed me.
And when I woke up, he was gone.
But I was covered in
a layer of ectoplasm.
You mean semen, right?
- [LAUGHTER]
- Se...
The spirit came on you, my n*gga.
- That's a bust-and-run where I'm from.
- [LAUGHTER]
All in.
What, you don't believe in ghosts?
Man, I ain't really ever
thought about it that much.
You know what I'm saying? So...
Well, you must believe in God, yeah?
I mean, yeah.
Yeah.
And if you believe in God,
you have to believe in the devil.
There's good and bad
spirits everywhere, Alfred.
Why do you think there's so
much k*lling in the world?
Why do you think I have so much money?
The devil is just as powerful as God.
Everything's just looking for balance.
Well, God must be looking
out for me, 'cause...
four aces. Oh!
- [DEALER SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
- Yes!
See, I know what you sayin' right there.
I know what that means. [LAUGHS]
Well played, Alfred.
Hey, that was a good
game, Fernando. Look,
balance is a m*therf*cker. [LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
Yeah.
Well, you cleaned me out.
Hey, I ain't clean you out
like that ghost did.
[LAUGHTER]
He going to get my money, right?
Uh, I'm going to go check
on my wife downstairs.
ALFRED: Hey, can you check...
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[WOMAN LAUGHING]
Girl, what the f*ck?! Hey!
Bitch, what the f*ck is wrong...
So you work with Paper Boi, yeah?
Uh... yes, I do.
Nah. Is he here?
- Yeah.
- Cheers. We should link, man.
I just did four stops
in Europe with Rihanna.
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
Oh. I should intro you guys.
He's around here somewhere.
WOMAN: Is this the guy?
Man, we heard what
that woman said to you.
- What do you mean?
- Hey.
You don't have to tell
them about the racism, man.
I got you. Yeah?
- Oh...
- Nah, nah, I got you.
Honestly, it was the
most f*cked up thing.
Some real Twelve
Years a sl*ve sh*t.
- Oh, my God.
- What?
Um, I don't know.
What are you... What
are you talking about?
Hey, you seen Van?
She's been acting weird.
I've been trying to keep an eye on her.
- Where's your hat?
- [GROANS]
[SIGHS] How much he owe you?
- Forty.
- Forty? That's it?
He probably don't have that much on him.
His ass can write a check.
Who writes checks?
Maybe he don't plan on paying me back.
He didn't make no arrangements.
I ain't got this man's number.
Man, I may never see this n*gga again.
But that's all right, though.
I'm gonna keep a bill, man.
'Cause if this was
Atlanta, n*gga, mm, f*ck.
On sight with that n*gga.
Hmm.
You should have seen him, too, man.
He was just sitting over
there, smoking a cigar
and sh*t, smiling, looking at me,
talking about f*cking some Black ghost.
- What?
- How I'm supposed to handle this, man?
Is this some London sh*t?
Is this what rich white
n*gg*s do over here?
'Cause from where I'm sitting,
this is disrespect, man.
I need to at least knock this n*gga out,
steal some of his furniture
or some sh*t, f*ck his wife.
I don't know. sh*t. f*ck!
- Let me talk to Will.
- Nah, man.
It's between me and Fernando.
Hey, man, I'm going
through the same thing.
You know that kid TJ, the artist?
His art sucks.
But I think he knows that,
and he's taking advantage of Will.
And in the long run, that's
just gonna make it harder for me
and other Black kids who
are actually talented.
- I don't know what to do.
- Yeah, but he Black, though.
That don't mean I gotta help him, right?
I mean, yeah, he's Black,
but he's still scamming.
Yeah, but so? White kids be
scamming all the f*cking time.
- Hell you think TikTok is?
- [SCOFFS]
sh*t, Black kids need to scam more.
Say, swell, that's Paper Boi.
Hi, man. What's good, B? [LAUGHS]
Damn, them skates fye, bruh.
Aw, come on, my man. You know the vibes.
Hey, yo, brother.
Um... I just want to
thank you in advance, man.
I mean, we both know how
this needs to go, right?
If this fool wants to pay
for the culture, then let him.
I see how these white
folks are all the time, man.
What's wrong with me just
showing them who I am?
- Hey, man, you live here?
- Yeah.
So you know Fernando, then.
We was playing a poker game,
and he went up to his bedroom.
When the f*ck is he coming back?
Oh, man. [LAUGHS]
I hate to tell it to you, but that n*gga
is not coming back down.
[LAUGHS]
You see what I'm talk...
I'm tired of this sh*t, man,
I'm gonna b*at this British n*gga's ass
is what the f*ck I'm gonna do.
Fernando!
[WOMAN SINGING IN DISTANCE]
Mm.
VAN [LAUGHING]: So nice to meet you.
♪ And I can't help but fear ♪
♪ That certain sadness here ♪
- ♪ To stay... ♪
- [YELPS]
[VAN LAUGHING]
Sorry.
Do you need any help?
[LAUGHING]
What happened? Are you okay?
Yeah. It's a party, and things happen.
Relax.
I'm just having fun. [CHUCKLES]
[SIGHS] Okay.
- Are you mad at me?
- What?
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
- Why would I be mad at you?
- I don't know.
[LAUGHS]
You know, I talked to your mom.
She said Lottie's good,
but she's worried about you.
Honestly, I'm worried about you, too.
You-you seem like, um...
Earn, I'm fine.
I'm just taking some time for myself.
- I can't have a vacation?
- No, you can have a vacation.
- [VAN LAUGHS]
- That's fine.
- Good. I'm-I'm glad.
- Mm-hmm.
You deserve it.
Thank you.
Well, um, if you need
anything, you know, like,
you need me to get you, like...
a place, or some money, or, like,
you want me to call
you a car at any time?
[LAUGHS]: I'm not Alfred. I'm okay.
[SCOFFS]
Yeah, I... I'm... I know.
- I know. It's your job.
- I'm s... I'm sorry.
[VAN LAUGHS]
It's a bad habit now.
That's okay.
[EXHALES LOUDLY]
[LAUGHS]
- [LAUGHS]
- [LAUGHS]
You're so in your head.
I think you need to
live in the moment more.
It's okay.
I'm gonna get another drink. Mm!
[WOMAN CRIES OUT]
[SPLASHING]
[WOMAN YELPING]
And he's just like, "I'm
here with Paper Boi." Yeah?
Like, "What's the problem?"
And then she's like, "All lives matter,
- that's the problem."
- [GUESTS GASP SOFTLY]
[CRYING]: I'm not okay.
I don't know how you're okay.
Wait. I mean, it didn't
go down like that.
- I'm fine.
- [WOMAN SOBBING]
It was not that big a deal.
Why is she crying? Okay.
SAM: Where is she?
I mean, I've never even met this girl,
but she's definitely a c**t.
[INDISTINCT AGREEMENTS]
Yo, Darius, I just want
you to meet my fiancé.
SOCKS: That's her, man.
What are you coming back in here for,
- being all r*cist?
- You're f*cking sick.
- Coming back here...
- [OVERLAPPING SHOUTING]
Why would you even come back?
- [OVERLAPPING SHOUTING]
- You're just a bloody fascist!
[GLASS SHATTERS]
[VOICES FADE]
JAI: It's one of them ones.
But you know what that is, yeah?
That's ultimate white guilt.
[CLATTERING IN DISTANCE]
I thought racism wasn't
really a thing here, like that.
I thought it was more about class.
Racism and capitalism,
hard to separate, isn't it?
[DISTANT SHOUTING]
- [GLASS SHATTERING]
- Hmm.
Yeah, because something only has value
if, uh, something else has less value.
Yeah, I feel like anywhere
you can buy a can of Coke,
some type of racism's going down there.
Hmm.
[DISTANT SHOUTING CONTINUES]
[DOOR SLAMS]
What about Taco Bell? Does that...
No, they only do Pepsi.
Pepsi, that's...
- No racism.
- That's right.
- [GLASS SHATTERING]
- Damn.
[MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE]
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
[FOOTSTEPS RETURNING]
- [KNOCKS ON GLASS]
- ALFRED [MUFFLED]: Hey, Fernando!
Hey, I just want my money, Fernando.
Come on, man, stop playing.
Fernando!
Give me my m*therf*cking
money, Fernando!
Oh, okay, yeah.
Fernando, you sleeping?
Fernando, you asleep? You asleep?
All right, I got a lullaby
for your ass, n*gga.
WILL: There he is.
So did you hear back
from Doja Cat's people?
Yeah, yeah, should be all good,
but, um, something a little
more troubling came up.
Oh?
Yeah, the more I thought
about it, the more I realized
TJ needs a manager.
You know, with...
you know, the U.K./U.S. crossover,
someone like him really needs somebody
to curate the beginning of his career.
WILL: I totally understand. Yeah.
How much is a manager?
In the U.S., about %.
But I'd do it for ,
because we're friends.
Oh. Does that sound good to you, TJ?
- TJ?
- Yeah. [CLEARS THROAT]
That sounds great. Uh...
But we're probably gonna
need a lot more money, right?
- WILL: Fair.
- Yeah.
We're in business, boys.
[WILL LAUGHS]
DARIUS: Hey, Earn.
EARN: Hey. Uh...
Oh, this is Socks.
Hey, Sox. Like S-O-X?
No.
Um, Earn, I think we should get going.
It's getting a little,
uh, intense upstairs.
[MK SCREAMING]
[CHAINSAW REVVING]
ALFRED [SHOUTING]: I want...
my f*cking money, Nando!
Oh, you awake? You
awake now, right, n*gga?
You awake!
You heard the chainsaw
alarm, right, nigs?
Well, f*ck your tree! f*ck your tree!
Yeah, can I get a car to Vessel Road?
Four people. How fast can you get here?
[ALFRED RANTING INDISTINCTLY]
Darius.
I heard what my fiancée said to you.
I am so incredibly sorry.
I-I am so embarrassed.
Your fiancée?
No, the wedding is off.
Her mum can rot in North
Korea for all I care.
Oh...
Racialism drives me f*cking mad!
I got a present for your ass, bitch!
Yo, we'll-we'll...
I ain't leaving here
emptyhanded. f*ck that sh*t.
Oh. Give me that motherf...
All this sh*t free any g*dd*mn way.
You ain't missing
sh*t. Give me this sh*t.
The f*ck y'all looking at? Let's go.
[WOMAN SOBBING LOUDLY]
DARIUS: MK?
EARN: Oh, no, man, not our
problem, man, not our problem.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Thanks for the Nando's, bitch!
[ALL LAUGHING]
Oh, sh*t.
ALFRED: I took so much Nando's, though!
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
[LAUGHTER STOPS]
Oh, you forgot your hat, man.
Come on. Hey, I know a place.
[DOOR LOCKS ENGAGE]
[SOBBING]
[LOUD SCREAM]
[SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE]
[PHONE VIBRATING]
[SLURPING]
♪ Sitting over a cup of tea ♪
♪ And watching the clouds roll by ♪
♪ I can easily see ♪
♪ The world is gonna fall ♪
♪ Whoa, yeah ♪
♪ I don't know why ♪
♪ Oh, no ♪
♪ Nobody seems to understand ♪
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Ooh...
♪ Ooh. ♪ -
03x03 - The Old Man and the Tree
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"Atlanta" follows two cousins navigating their way in the Atlanta rap scene in an effort to improve their lives and the lives of their families.
"Atlanta" follows two cousins navigating their way in the Atlanta rap scene in an effort to improve their lives and the lives of their families.