Vas insigne...
- (whispers)
- ... devotionis.
Am I boring you?
Erm... No, no.
'K. Don't hesitate to say if I do.
ARTHUR: (mumbles)
... Devotionis.
Today, we need to unveil the mystery
around the Knight of Provence.
The Knight of Provence?
Who's that?
- Did no one hear of him?
- Yes I did.
I did. I've heard of him.
But... Do you think
the story's true?
Honestly, it sounds
like gossip to me.
Ah! Let me just say,
a tale of a mysterious lone
Gallic Knight saving the oppressed...
(sighs) Sounds lame
for a legend!
- You can't stand it, uh.
- What?
Everyone talking about a lone Knight
who isn't Lancelot of the Lake...
Everyone talks about him?
Ah! Please.
We do hear a lot about him these days.
You hear about him
in alehouses from drunkards!
Really? I spend a lot of time
at the alehouse...
I've never heard of him.
Problem is, if this guy continues
to be the talk of the town
we're gonna have to sit
him at the Round Table.
Again?! There's only eight sits!
An already a dozen of us.
Stop with the Gallic Knight!
I'm telling you, it's bullshit.
We should seriously think
about extending the table.
Indeed, Sire, if Knights
grow in numbers
we need to have an
adequate table built.
Well... The table's not a problem.
But I don't have any room
bigger than this one.
I'm not gonna order a
fifteen cubits-long table
if I have to knock
walls down to fit it.
It's okay, we'll keep
working in shifts.
Anyway we'd have to find
the Knight of Provence first.
But, is it the Knight of Provence
or the Gallic Knight? Pick one!
It's neither. He doesn't exist!
Depends on the source, but I'm
positive it's a Knight from Provence.
"Provençal of Gaul", exactly.
No that's me!
What do you mean?
I'm not mysterious!
I'm not even lone, so...
What are you on about?
You're not Gallic!
I don't know what you mean,
I'm from Caerdydd!
That's in Wales. You're Welsh.
That's what I said! Provençal of Gaul...
Of Wales.
Yeah, I see what you mean.
You're not Gallic.
Yeah, I messed up.
Not to be pushy, but I don't
see how you're from Provence either?
- No, Provençal is my name.
- Percival.
Percival, yeah.
What did I say?
- Provençal.
- No no, Percival. I messed up.
What, it's not that bad!
Doesn't even know his own name!
And how long have you
been going around Britain
telling people you're
called Provençal of Gaul?
I can't tell!
He might not even say
the same thing each time.
But everyone's talking about me!
That's a great sign.
But everyone agrees
Percival of Wales
is a moron,
and that's no legend!
Yes, but Provençal the Gallic
has a great reputation, Sire.
And I'd like to know how?!
Because of the heroic acts.
His heroic acts?
That's news to me!
Tough luck for him, though.
The few times he manages
to achieve something
he can't tell his name right.
And that's done! The Knight
of Provence mystery is unveiled.
You only had to ask.
Right now, in Provence,
they're probably real proud
of their local boy.
Sure! Especially since
Provençal boys
born in Caerdydd
must be really rare.
Still, I'm a legend!