Catwoman: Hunted (2022)

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[opening theme music playing]

[engine accelerating]

[indistinct chatter]

Your keys, sir.

Have a good evening.

[indistinct chatter]

All clear, sir.

Thank you, Number One.

[scoffs] Well, well, what have we here?

Keep her close.

I won't be staying long.

Si, senorita.

It's a very good
Catwoman costume, my dear,

if a trifle dated.

What can I say?

I have an appreciation for the classics.

As do I, my dear.

As do I.

It's invitation only, sir.

[snaps fingers]

[Black Mask] I believe that covers
my entire entourage.

Yes, sir. Please enjoy
the masquerade, sir.

[laughter and indistinct chatter]

Sionis.

[all gasping]

[Black Mask] Stand down, gentlemen.

Tobias Whale here works for our hostess.

Excuse me.

I must pay my respects.

Find me later.

Oh, count on it.

Allow me to introduce you
to the leader of Leviathan,

Lady Barbara Minerva.

Lady Barbara, this is Roman Sionis,

known in Gotham City as Black Mask.

It's an honor to finally meet
the big boss in person.

[scoffs] I don't see myself
as any kind of boss.

Leviathan is more
of a cooperative organization.

We help each other.

That's exactly what impressed me,

and I am not easily impressed.

[Minerva] Neither am I, I'm afraid.

I trust you have your entrance fee.

Right here.

I assume you can secure it
until we're ready to depart.

I can.

[saxophone music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

[gasps]

Darling, I love your costume.

Oof, hold on to that one, love,

or I might just steal him away.

Did you purchase that diamond

or just seduce it onto your finger?

Oof, hold on to that one, love,

or I might just steal her away.

Excuse me.

This little kitty needs
to powder her nose.

[vault whirring]

There. Now let's return to the party.

Oh, I heard about Sochi.

Most unfortunate.

It was a promising operation.

Mm-hmm. I will only say this once.

Sochi was a minor setback.

These things happen sometimes.

The point, of course,
is that our operation

is large enough to absorb such losses.

Don't let it concern you.

[!sis meowing]

- [alarm buzzing]
- Oh, come on.

[sighs] It's that darn cat again.

I told you to catch him.

You ever tried catching a cat
on a hot tiled roof?

This is like the th time
he's set off the motion sensors.

The boss is gonna to k*ll us

if the alarm disturbs her guests.

Just shut it off. Shut it off!

[man ] Yeah, yeah, we don't need
the motion sensors.

We still got the cameras.

- [man ] Exactly!
- [!sis meowing]

You know, I appreciate the classics,

but I move with the times.

[camera whirring]

[beeping]

Hmm. Cameras are so much easier to fool

than motion sensors.

You get picked for the out of town trip?

Nah. You?

[scoffs] I wish. One night's work

and four nights enjoying wherever.

Would have been sweet, you know?

[man ] Yeah. Sucks being a Grade .

We never get the soft gigs.

[clicking]

[vault opening]

[whirring]

A lady always accessorizes with care.

[rock 'n' roll music playing]

[gasps] The cat's eye emerald!

[gasps] Darling, you're even
more gorgeous in person.

Yes! Purr-fect match.

I'm smiling, too.

[clanking]

[gasps]

[alarm blaring]

I am no longer smiling.

Not smiling at all.

[grunts]

That perfect crime
went south awfully fast.

Remind me to lay a few choice words

on the bat the next time I see him.

- Open fire!
- [g*n fires]

[effort grunts]

Get her!

[door slams opens]

[crowd exclaiming]

What the bloody hell is...

[effort grunts]

Stop her! All of you!

- Now!
- [yelling] Now!

[grunting]

All right. No need to get excited.

I thought this was supposed
to be a party.

Ooh, my kind of party.

Out of the way, you idiots.

Excuse me.

[man squeals]

[grunts]

[woman] Hey, take this, you... [grunts]

[g*nshots]

[all screaming]

[g*nshots]

[grunts]

Here, try the caviar.

[woman] What the hell is that?

[g*nshots]

[Catwoman] Is this your guy?

Hold on tight
or I might just steal him away.

[g*nshots]

Ah, I love your pearls.

Might just steal those away too.

[woman screaming]

I don't believe
we've been properly introduced.

The name's Selina Kyle,

but please,

call me Catwoman.

Move!

Aw, thanks for keeping her close.

Eh, senorita, your key!

[meowing]

[Catwoman] !sis, play.

Cat's Eye, meet cat's paw.

- [meowing]
- [valet] Your key, senorita!

- You give her the key, you die.
- Si, senor.

It's okay. I have a spare.

- [gasping]
- [engine starting]

[Whale] Don't just stand there, get her!

- [engine accelerating]
- Lovely party.

Hate to steal and run.

[engine revving]

- The keys, damn it.
- Si, senor.

Mount up! Take all of them.

- You, drive.
- Yes, Sir.

Move, all of you!

She's not getting away.

[engine starting]

[tires screeching]

[!sis meowing]

Good girl.

Don't want to lose that little pretty.

It would kind of defeat
the whole purpose of the evening.

[tires screeching]

Speed up.

Trying not to drive off the cliff.

Speed up or I'll throw you
off the cliff.

- Yes, Sir.
- [engine accelerating]

[playful jazz music playing]

Why aren't you f*ring?

Because we don't want her damn car

flying off the damn cliff
with the damn emerald!

Oh, yeah, right.

Idiot.

Go, do it!

[smirks]

Clearly, this fool's never
had a date in his life

or he'd know a woman can lay a man low

with a single swish of her hips.

[tires screeching]

[screams]

Pull over, or we'll make you pull over!

Oh, sorry. Can't.

I'm being chased
by some truly horrible people.

And if I pull over, they might catch me.

[grunts] Pincer!

[scoffs] Did you just tell him
to pinch me?

That's really inappropriate, young man.

Not "pinch her." "Pincer." Pincer!

Oh, well, that's very different.

Never mind.

Just do it!

[tires screeching]

[grunts]

[meows]

I know. That was almost
worse than a pinch.

Again. Hold her this time.

[screaming]

[gasps]

[tires screeching]

Now, let's see if we can lose
those unwanted suitors.

[g*nsh*t]

Now I can sh**t.

[g*nsh*t]

[tires screeching]

Cut her off.

- Get ready.
- For what?

For your sh*t!

Oh, yeah. Right.

- I said get up!
- [grunting]

[screams]

Okay. Now you pull over, or you die.

Is that an order?

That's exactly what it is.

[screams]

You see, the thing is,

I don't do well with orders.

[meows]

Oh, sorry, baby.

Mommy will fix it.

[grunting]

[screams, grunts]

There, doors are locked

and no one else is getting in.

[meows]

[Catwoman] Yes, I know.

We're in a convertible. Ugh.

It was a symbolic gesture.
I swear, !sis,

for a cat, you are so literal-minded.

[gasps]

[g*nshots]

[man grunts]
Come on! Get the doors open!

[man ] They're stuck!

The street widens up ahead.

Pull alongside.

Roger that, boss.

[grunts]

Honey, you should really watch
where you're going.

[Whale screams]

[grunts]

[growls]

[exhales]

Boss? Boss? A little help?

Please?

There, you see?

I told you we'd get away clean.

Yeah, you never doubted it
for a moment, right?

[gasps]

- [meows]
- [groans]

Oh, great.

Congratulations, Selina.

You just became
Leviathan's number one target.

[grunts]

[Whale grunts]

Mm.

[chuckles]

Mm-hmm.

It is the real thing.

And I'm supposed to thank you
for recovering it?

I put it in your hands, in your vault.

I thought Leviathan
had better security than this.

[Minerva] I'm not the one
who escorted her into the party.

Hmm.

[clears throat]

Uh, apologies.

I suppose mistakes were made
on all sides

and in the end, no harm done.

Oh, harm was done.

This little kitten
has sauntered into the lair

of the wrong big cat.

Such an affront must not stand.

And I promise you,

Selina Kyle will not go unpunished.

[meows]

Oh, !sis, stop!

Mama's trying to sleep.

[Batwoman] Mama should be trying
to stay out of prison.

[groans]

[grunts] Ugh.

Ugh, if I'd have known it was you,
I wouldn't have hit the brakes.

Please. You knew it was me.

I see my cat.

I don't see my cat's eye emerald.

Nope, I left that behind
for Whale to find.

Wait. That batarang...

Here it comes.

That was you.

Almost there.

You screwed up my extremely
well-planned heist on purpose?

See? I knew you'd put it together.

[scoffs] Wow. Seriously,

you are such a little do-gooder,

you won't even let
a harmless sneak thief

steal from gangsters?

You're not harmless.

And Barbara Minerva is no mere gangster.

Really?

Well, do tell.

Come on.

Enlighten me.

Ugh, no, thanks.

I know you're just stalling for time,

trying to figure out
your little escape plan.

No, no. I can see escape
isn't in my near future

since we're aboard a private jet.

A jet flying east, if I'm not mistaken.

Mm, very good.

Introductions.

Selina Kyle, meet Interpol agents

Julia Pennyworth and King Faraday.

We're already acquainted.

Unfortunately.

Oh, Julia. King.

Is that any way
to talk to an old friend?

Selina, we're not friends.

I'm a police officer. You're a thief.

Oh, and you're clearly corrupt

because the last time I checked,

civil servants didn't rate
luxury accommodations

like these. [moans]

We confiscated the jet from the Penguin.

Oh, that explains it.

For a flightless bird, Oswald
always did love the high life.

So, other than east,

where exactly are we headed?

[Julia] We don't know yet.

Can't you just, uh, ask the pilot?

We're tracking Black Mask and Minerva.

Thanks to a liquid tracker
I sprayed on the emerald

in Gotham prior
to Black Mask acquiring it.

Oh, so that's why
you thought it was essential

that the Cat's Eye
stay with its current owners.

[Julia] Minerva is stepping up.

She's built her Leviathan
Crime Syndicate

on narcotics, blackmail,
human trafficking, etcetera.

It's now richer than many countries.

[slurps] Mm.

Penguin does know his bubbly.

I am glad it suits your tastes.

And what suits yours, King?

As if I don't already know.

Well, what would suit me
is, uh, [clears throat]

Interpol taking Leviathan apart

while I slap cuffs
on Lady Barbara Minerva.

So do it.

Not just yet.

Tracking Minerva and Mask will lead us

to a meeting of the entire
criminal cartel

that Black Mask
is currently trying to join

using the eye as his entrance fee.

Which has exactly what to do with me?

Multiple countries have
multiple warrants out for your arrest.

I always was popular.

You have been on
quite the global tear lately.

You would think jewel thievery
had an expiration date.

Why the sudden rush?

You're usually much lazier than that.

[sighs] Languid, not lazy.

I can take action
when properly motivated.

As luck would have it,
we'd like to offer you motivation.

Oh, I'm listening.

You help us bust Minerva,
Black Mask and the rest of Leviathan,

and we make
all those warrants disappear.

Okay.

And if I pass on said generous offer?

Incarceration.

We're talking about
your freedom, Selina.

If you cooperate.

Cooperate how?

By making yourself a target.

[Minerva] The line's secure.

You've been
apprised of the circumstances?

Good.

Then I believe you'll agree
an example must be made.

Catwoman must die,

so let me know if you need me
to provide resources.

[Talia] Not necessary.

I never cared for that feline.

And I have just
the right woman for the job.


Shanghai?

[Julia] Mm, you know your airstrips.

In my line of work, it pays to.

[Julia] The Cat's Eye landed here.

Meaning Minerva's plane landed here.

[Faraday] Exactly.

[mechanical whirring]

Pennyworth and I will track
Minerva and Mask

to the exact location
of the cartel meet.

- You'll keep an eye on our guest?
- Of course.

[sighs] Better make it two eyes.

I'm famously slippery,
especially when wet.

Excuse me?

I'm going to take a bath.

Ooh. A bubble bath.

Good luck with that one.

[Batwoman] Yeah, thanks.

[mechanical whirring]

[Selina] Just us girls left, huh?

Oh. Nice and hot.

- Want to test it?
- Yeah, I'll trust you on that.

Pretty much only on that.

No. Such a suspicious mind.

Now, we'll just give
the bubbles a little time

to work their [inhales] scented magic.

Meanwhile...

There's a question that
I have been dying to ask you.

Whenever I wear a wig,
[sighs] I get so hot.

I mean, don't get me wrong,

I love role-playing.

It's a disguise, not role-play.

But on those steamy,
sultry Gotham nights,

I bet you can't wait to...

[whispering] take it off.

You know what I mean?

Mm-hmm.

I think the bubbles are
probably ready now.

[Batwoman grunts softly]

And it's such a large tub.

[gasps softly]

I suppose it wouldn't do
any harm if we...

Oh, sorry, Katie.

Cats bathe themselves.

Of course, you're
more than welcome to watch.

If that's how you get your kicks.

No, damn it, I...

I'll be in the cockpit,

monitoring Faraday
and Pennyworth's progress.

But don't think for a moment
you can escape this plane.

No, wouldn't dream of it.

[grunts angrily]

Gotta love Bat family tech.

Waterproof and bubble-proof.

[line ringing]

Holly, it's me. Yeah.

Well, let's just say
I borrowed the phone

while the owner's attention
was elsewhere.

I know, I know, I know,

but the job's taking just
a little bit longer than we planned.

How's Anya?

What about the other girls?

Okay, understood.

But don't worry,
!sis and I will see all of you very soon

with enough scratch,
so they never have to be afraid again.

I promise.

[Minerva] Ladies and gentlemen
of Leviathan,

allow me to introduce
prospective member,

Roman Sionis, known as Black Mask.

The reason why he is here
is because his control

of the Eastern Seaboard cartel
in the States

should make an important addition

to our control of the global underworld.

And he brought the price of admission.

All in favor
of confirming his candidacy?

[all] Aye.

[Minerva] Opposed?

Oh, look at that. Unanimously confirmed.

Welcome to Leviathan, Roman.

[Black Mask] I am truly honored
to join this venerable assembly.

- I assume you know everyone.
- Only by reputation.

Forgive me. Then I'm being rude.

This is Oyabun Noguri,
known of Mr. Yakuza.

Head of the Japanese cartel.

An honor.

The honor is mine, Noguri-Sama.

Dr. Tzin Zhao Tzin,
head of the Chinese cartel.

- Doctor.
- Mr. Mask.

At the appropriate time,
I'd love to pick your brain.

About?

[chuckles] I'm sure
we'll think of something.

Also over here,

let me introduce you to Amparo Cardenas,

known as La Dama. Head of
the Central American cartel.

Charmed.

[chuckles] Your mask
fascinates me, Senor Sionis.

It seems at first an affectation,

a nod to the so-called mystery men

who attempt to plague us.

But, I suppose,
we all wear masks of a sort.

[Black Mask] Indeed.

I have simply chosen not to hide mine.

I understand.

I believe you and I will enjoy

the fruits of
our shared hemisphere, Roman.

I look forward to sharing.

[clears throat]

And I believe you know Moxie Mannheim.

[Black Mask] Sure.

[Moxie] Yeah.

Now, now, boys.

Leviathan is one big happy family.

Old conflicts must stay in the past.

You all have your prescribed roles,

your prescribed arenas and territories.

Black Mask runs the Eastern Seaboard.

Boss Moxie heads Intergang,

Leviathan's interstellar arms dealer.

I trust you can both play nice?

- Yeah.
- Sure.

Speaking of territories,

what of our attempt to, uh,
colonize Southern Russia?

Yes, our failure in Sochi

has given each of us...

- Pause?
- Precisely.

Sochi was a setback,

certainly, but I believe

I can quickly allay any concerns.

[Batwoman] Holding pattern established.

We could get the call at any minute.

I assume you're ready for action.

Aw, Katie, dear, this kitten's
always ready for action.

All right, Selina, enough with
the faux sexual tension.

Honey, there's nothing faux about it.

Come on, Cat.

[angrily] Don't call me Cat.

Wait. I can call you Selina,
but I can't call you Cat?

Which is, in case you hadn't noticed,

short for Catwoman.

- Only he calls me Cat.
- Oh.

[Julia on speaker] JP One to Flight One.

This is Flight One.
Do you have the location?

[Julia] Roger that.

KF One just needs time to get
his ducks in a row.


We don't want any of the cartel leaders
to escape our dragnet.


We need a distraction to keep
the bad guys busy and on site.


Sending coordinates.

Okay, distraction. You're up.

Uh, yeah.

I am up. About , feet up.

When do we land?

We're not landing. There isn't time.

Do you see wings on this feline?

Cats don't fly.

We had a deal.

No, you had a deal.

I was being blackmailed.

Deal, extortion.

Let's not get caught up in semantics.

[Faraday on speaker] Approaching drop.

Jump here, or jump into a prison cell

for years to life.

Ugh, fine.

Here. This will help us keep in touch.

Oh, joy.

Try these instead.

I think you'll like "em.

[Faraday] Drop in ten.

Drop in five, four,
three, two, one, drop.


Flight One to JP One. The Cat's away.

- [Julia] Any problems?
- Uh, she balked a little.

- Only a little?
- Yeah, I know.

Suspicious.

Ha! So maybe cats can fly.

No wonder Superman's such a happy guy.

Flying kinda rocks.

[Batwoman] Deploy chute, Selina,

before you find out
Just how poorly rocks fly.


No! Killjoy.

I've been called worse.

[Catwoman whooping, laughing]

[Batwoman] All right,
I'm very glad you're having fun.


Press the button
on the side of the goggles.


I could do that,

but now that I'm out of the plane,

what makes you think
I'm not going to bail on

this whole endeavor?

Well, I have your cat.

Pressing button.

Oh, wow! You were right.

I like the goggles.

Target acquired?

Target acquired.

[grunts]

- You good?
- [scoffs] Please!

A cat always...

Yeah, yeah, lands on her feet.

I've heard the saying. Don't you ever
get tired of all that cat schtick?


Oh, seriously?

Do you really want to get into
a schtick w*r,

Batwoman? [chuckles]

I didn't think so.

[Cheshire] Here, kitty, Kitty.

Now, what's a nice feline
like you doing in a place like this?

I could ask you
the same question, Cheshire.

[Cheshire] Uh-uh. I asked first.

I'm a jewel thief.

I came here to steal the jewel.

[Cheshire] And I am
a League of Shadows assassin.

I came here to k*ll the jewel thief.

You came here to try.

[Cheshire] Catfight?

Catfight.

[both grunting]

[Cheshire grunts]

- [Cheshire grunts]
- Oh, come on! Not the face.

That's my moneymaker, or one of them.

[Cheshire] Not for long.

Jellyfish toxin.

Yeah. You used that on me last time.

Since then, I made sure
to build up an immunity.

[Cheshire sighs] I have got to find
some new toxins.

Mm, I don't know, Chesh.

Poison doesn't really fit
the whole cat motif.

[Cheshire] I'm expanding the trope!

[grunts]

[Cheshire grunts]

- [Catwoman grunts]
- [Cheshire yells]

- [Catwoman groans]
- [Cheshire grunts]

- [Cheshire yells]
- [Catwoman groans]

- [Catwoman groans in pain]
- Nighty-night, Kitty.

[Cheshire grunts]

[both] Batwoman?

[Catwoman] Why are you here?

[Batwoman sighs] It's not by choice.

Your cat was going berserk on the plane.

You know, she's small,
but she is a monster.

[Catwoman] Yeah, !sis is
way too dignified for berserk.

[Cheshire] I think she's here
as your back-up.

Oh, is that true?

Are you my back-up?

[sighs] Maybe.

In any case, it's two against one.

[!sis meows]

Three against one.

[!sis meows]

Okay, two against one.

[Cheshire] Am I supposed to
be impressed?

I mean, it's not called
the League of Shadows for nothing.

[snarling]

Uh, who is that?

I am Nosferata.

I'm new.

You've got your bat, I've got mine.

- She's not my bat!
- I'm not her bat.

Then I guess you belong to me.

- [Nosferata grunts]
- [Batwoman groans]

[Cheshire yells]

What do you call a bat without wings?

What is this? Are you The Riddler?

You call her roadkill.

[snarls viciously]

Hey! What the...

I don't have wings, but yours will do.

Yeah, we'll see about that.

[both grunting]

Well, they seem to be getting along.

Well, sure.

Those bats like to pretend
they're loners,

but there's a whole cave
full of them back in Gotham.

I hear you would know. [chuckles]

We're not discussing that.

[Cheshire grunts]

Oh, touchy subject?

Listen, you grinning idiot.

You really don't want to make me mad.

[Cheshire grunts, groans]

- [Nosferata grunts]
- [Batwoman groans]

[Nosferata grunts triumphantly]

[grunts angrily]

- [expl*si*n]
- [Nosferata yelps]

[Batwoman grunts angrily]

[both grunting]

[Black Mask] What was that?

Retribution, perhaps.

[grunts]

[grunting, straining]

- [Cheshire grunts]
- [Catwoman] Uh-oh.

[Nosferata screams]

[Batwoman straining]

[Catwoman grunts]

[straining] Let go.
You're too heavy.

Uh, rude.

Still, it never hurts
to lose the extra weight.

- Don't [grunts] do [grunts]...
- Aw, we're halfway down already.

[Cheshire screams]

[Cheshire screams]

[grunts wearily]

Still too heavy.

[Nosferata straining]

Still so rude.

Hey, we're going to need something
to break our fall.

- [Nosferata straining]
- Oh, what about her?

That'll work.

[straining]

[grunts]

- [Catwoman grunts]
- [Nosferata] No!

You're gonna get us all k*lled.

I'm sure we'll be fine.

And you'll only be badly injured.

[screams in terror]

[screaming, gasping wearily]

[all grunting in pain]

- [Catwoman] Ow!
- [Batwoman] Yeah.

[man clears throat]

Uh-oh, again.

[sighs angrily] What now?

See that? We took out
your two assassins,

so you big-talking, behind-the-scenes
desk jockeys might want to run.

It seems to me the marble floor
took out my assassins.

And we have resources of our own.

[Black Mask] None of us
got here by accident.

[Catwoman scoffs] Speak for yourself.

I just fell through a skylight.

[Black Mask] k*ll them both.

- [g*ns cocking]
- Uh, we should...

Way ahead of you.

[man grunting]

I meant move away from
the guys with g*ns,

not toward them.

Not my style.

Okay, fine, but if you die,
do I still get my deal?

Mm, I'm gonna say nope.

[man straining]

[Black Mask] Will you sh**t her already?

But, boss, Number One's in the way.

[man grunts]

[yelps, thuds]

There. Now he's out of the way.


- [g*ns cocking]
- [man gasps]

[men grunting]

sh**t those two broads already.

[Catwoman grunts]

[chuckles]

Yes. These should do for a start.

[glass shatters]

[demons bellowing]

[chanting in Latin]

[demon bellowing]

Abaddon serve La Dama.

Morax serve La Dama.

And La Dama appreciates
your service, mis niños.

[man grunts]

[Batwoman grunts]

[all snarling]

I did not sign up for this.

Did you sign up for this?

- Uh...
- You really have to think about that?

I definitely did not sign up for this.

See? Even he knows.

- [Catwoman grunts]
- [man groans]

[snarling, bellowing]

[all grunting]

[all grunting]

[man screaming]

[yells]

[Catwoman grunts]

[gasps]

Out of the way.

Listen to me, gaijin.

You face Oyabun Noguri, Mr. Yakuza,

trained in the art of the katana

by sensei who studied with
the great Lady Shiva.

Prepare to die.

Mm, yeah, that is something.

The only problem is, you face
Selina Kyle, the Catwoman,

trained in the art of the katana
by the great Lady Shiva herself.

- Oh, crap.
- Exactly.

Prepare to get your ass kicked.

[Mr. Yakuza grunts]

- [Mr. Yakuza groans]
- [Whale] Enough!

[grunts angrily]

[Catwoman grunts]

[bellowing]

- [grunts]
- [shrieks]

- [Whale grunts]
- [whimpering, straining]

[demon snarling]

[sh*ts f*ring]

[expl*si*n]

[Morax bellows]

[La Dama] Niños, k*ll her already.

You demons must earn your keep.

Niños, protect your mistr...

[muffled screams]

[snarling] Abaddon not understand.

What's La Dama say?

Morax not sure.

She's saying your service is complete.

[muffled screams]

Now she's saying you should go home.

[muffled speaking]

Abaddon obey La Dama.

Morax obey La Dama.

[muffled screaming]

That's the problem with demons.

The major ones are too hard to control,

and the minor ones, [sighs]
they are dumb as bricks.

[muffled speaking, shrieking]

[thudding]

[Catwoman straining, grunting]

- That all you got?
- No.

- [grunts]
- [groans]

[groans loudly]

This is where it pays to be flexible.

- [grunts]
- [groans loudly]

[screams]

BW- to JP- . ETA?

[Julia] Um, is the distraction working?

Are the bosses still there?

[snarling]

Yes and yes. ETA?

[Julia] Perfect, BW- .

Was worried the bosses
might have gotten ailurophobia.


- What?
- You know, fear of cats.

Didn't want distraction
lo scare them off.


Mm. Yeah. No worries there.

ETA?

It took KF- a tad longer than
we'd hoped to get his ducks in a row.


Julia. Damn it. ETA?

Now. Just... ETA, now.

[man] Let's go, let's go!

[Faraday] Ducks all in a row here.

[screaming]

[man] Open fire!

[grunts]

[beeps]

[groans, screams]

Hey, boss. I can't move!

Well, I got my own problems.

Yeah, you better hide, you lousy cop.

[groans]

Actually, I'm quite an impressive cop,

as you would certainly know
if you were still conscious.

[screaming]

Damn.

Just let me out of this tin can,

I'll show you what
a real crackdown looks like.

[grunts] Let me out!

It seems we need a little more help.

[Julia] Touch a single test tube
and you're toast, Tzin.

- Hands in the air, Doctor.
- [sighs]

Disappointing development.

Hmm. Learn to cope.

[groans]

[grunts]

Oh, come on, Whale. Seriously?

[grunts]

I'm...

gonna...

k*ll you!

Don't make me fight dirty.

[groans]

[whimpers]

Timber.

Huh.

One whale beached.

[indistinct radio chatter]

[siren wattling]

[Batwoman] Nice work.

[Catwoman] Yeah, but has anyone seen
Lady Minerva?

- Oh, now you're here.
- [meows]

I believe we had a deal.

I thought you said it was extortion.

No, no, now.

Let's not get caught up in semantics.

Minerva's still out there.

[scoffs] No, I was just the distraction.

Cordoning off the place
was your job, King.

All right.

You did your part, Selina.

You're free to go.

All charges and warrants
will be dropped.

It's a clean slate.

So, stay out of trouble.

- [teases]
- [meows]

Oh, don't you start.

So, since the job's over,

can I have the emerald back now?

[all] No.

[police siren wailing]

[sighs]

Not exactly the cat's eye.

- But this pretty will do for now.
- [meows]

Right.

Every little bit helps
Anya and the other girls.

Now, if I could just
get Leviathan to quit

sending League of Shadows assassins
to k*ll us.

Well, well.

You know, !sis, Cheshire's sword
really has come in handy.

We must remember to thank her
next time we see her.

Assuming she's not still
trying to m*rder us.

Oh, come on.

Overkill much?

I mean, there are like of you here.

Fifty-two.

Bat-computer in my cowl counts
ninja on this tower.

Oh, darn, I was only prepared for .

Can you handle the extra?

Please, I'm so getting more than you.

[ninjas grunts]

One, two.

So why you here? Three.

- [groans]
- One.

I had a feeling this wasn't over. Two.

Minerva's not known for forgiveness.

Three.

[Catwoman] Four.

Oh, why won't you just admit? Five!

Six! That you find me irresistible.

Irresistible?

Come on.

Four. Why won't you just admit... Five.

But personalities aside... Six.

...I have a responsibility... Seven.

...to make sure you survive. Eight.

Oh. At least I have a personality.

Seven, eight.

Nine. Ten.

You're falling behind.

- [Catwoman] Eleven.
- [grunts]

- [Batwoman] Nine, ten.
- [ninjas scream]

[Batwoman] Eleven.

Twelve, , .

You'll never b*at me at this rate.

- Fifteen.
- [groans]

- Twelve.
- [groans]

Thirteen.

- Fourteen.
- [groans]

Fifteen.

[meows]

- [screams]
- [both] He's mine!

[both grunting]

- [grunts]
- [both] Sixteen.

[Catwoman] Ah, final count.
Batwoman: .

Catwoman: .

I win.

Oh, come on.

Seriously? !sis took out two of yours,

so, technically, it's a tie.

- My cat, my count.
- [meows]

[helicopter hovering]

I don't want to say I told you so,

but I believe I told you
would not be enough.

My friend, they simply
do not make ninja like they used to.

Deliver the package.

[grunting]

You clearly cheated.

Just because you don't have
a cat of your own to help fight.

[both grunting]

[low growl]

Solomon Grundy.

- Born on a Monday.
- [feet thumping]

- Oh, come on.
- [meows]

Christened on Tuesday.

Married on Wednesday.

[meows]

Wow. That's one fair-weather cat.

Meaning she's smarter than we are?

Yeah, pretty much.

d*ed on Saturday.

Buried on Sunday.

And that was the end of Solomon Grundy.

[groans]

- Born on a Monday.
- [gasps]

- Christened on Tuesday.
- [grunts]

Married on Wednesday.

Oh, sorry, Sol.

You got the wrong bride.

[grunts]

[grunts]

[groans]

d*ed on Saturday.

Buried on Sunday.

And that was the end of Solomon Grundy.

If only.

Come on, Sol baby.

I'm the one they sent you to pulverize.

Follow me.

Solomon Grundy.

Born on a Monday.

Yes, that's it.

That's it.

Right this way.

There you go.

Christened on Tuesday.

d*ed on Saturday.

Uh. Look...

I promised a certain someone
that I wouldn't k*ll

or not be the direct cause
of death anyway.

But the truly special thing
about you is...

you never permanently kick the bucket.

Solomon Grundy.

- Born on a Monday.
- Yeah, exactly.

Come Monday, you'll just regenerate.

So, when it comes to my promise...

...all bets are off.

Married on Wednesday.

Oh. You're getting married?
Congratulations.

Here. Have a cigar.

Took ill on...

Or have a dozen.

That's all, folks.

[grunting]

[sighs]

[coughs]

You know what they say.

[coughs] The bigger
they are... etcetera.

[sighs] If you want something
done right, etcetera, etcetera.

Careful. That kitty has claws.

[hisses]

So does this one.

[groans]

[screams]

Okay. Did not know you could do that.

[Cheetah] Yes.

It came as quite a shock
to Wonder Woman as well.

But neither of you
should have been surprised.

I rose to lead Leviathan

by serving the Gods of both my parents.

My father's God was
always money, of course.

My mother's God was Urzkartaga.

Becoming the cheetah
is Urzkartaga's answer to my prayers.

[nervously] Uh, right.

I have a similar deal with, um...

Bastet, Egyptian Goddess.

Turns me into a literal Catwoman
all the time.

Yeah. How do you think I got the name?

You were a cat burglar

who started wearing a mask
with cute little kitten ears.

Yeah.

They are pretty cute, aren't they?

Listen, that transformation
of yours seemed really painful.

And, honestly, I'm pretty exhausted
just from watching it.

How about we put this off
until, oh, I don't know...

Bastille Day?

Bastille Day work for you?

My schedule is clear now.

Oh!

Cat fight?

Big cat fight.

[gasps]

- [grunts, yells]
- [screeching]

[yells]

[groans]

[snarls]

- [grunts]
- [snarls]

[groans]

[groans]

[grunts]

[screams]

[grunts]

Huh?

[whimpering]

[low growl]

[growls]

[Cheetah grunts]

[Catwoman panting]

[Cheetah yells]

[groans]

[elevator bell dings]

[snarling]

[evil laugh]

[grunts]

[growls]

[grunts]

[growls]

[grunts, screams]

Oh, by the way,

your little problem in Sochi,
that was me.

You're welcome.

[growls]

[grunts, screams]

[low growl]

[grunts]

[thuds]

Selina.

[groans] Nice catch, Bat.

No problem.

[thunder rumbling]

[groans] Well,

I suppose a Leviathan
will need a new proxy.

If Talia Al Ghul is to continue
leading from the shadows.

But I must say,

this gives me yet another reason
to hate Selina Kyle.

As if I hadn't enough reasons already.

[man] Inhibitor collar set.

[Batwoman] Hey, hold up.

Got to put a collar on Grundy.

How? The guy's got no neck.

Well, it's over.

Leviathan and its cartels
have been decimated.

- And now their leader...
- [Catwoman scoffs] Please.

You don't really think Cheetah was
the true leader of Leviathan, do you?

[groans]

Hold still.

[Catwoman] You're enjoying this.

Less than you think.

- [under breath] But more than I should.
- Hold on.

If Minerva wasn't
Leviathan's leader, who is?

Um... I don't know.

Maybe someone
with international resources

who's been trained from birth
to rule the underworld?

- Harley Quinn.
- [groans] I'm out of here.

All right, Selina, you can go.

And, hey, thank you.

Turns out it was our lucky break
you stole that emerald.

Luck? [scoffs]

You believe this was all dumb luck?

What makes you think
this wasn't my plan all along?

[chuckles] Yeah, right.

Since when does Catwoman care
about taking down criminals?

Minerva was trafficking human beings,

young girls.

[!sis meows]

Batwoman. Faraday.
The safe in Penguin's plane...

It's empty.
The cat's eye emerald is gone.

How did she...

I have no idea.

[Julia] Um, where's Catwoman?

[Catwoman laughs] Luck, my perfect ass.

Mad skills, baby.
Planning and mad skills.

[clicks tongue] !sis.

You shouldn't wander off like that.

Or do you want to be quarantined
for months after we make landfall?

[cell phone rings]

Hi, Holly. How's Anya?

Well, don't worry.

We have all the money we need
to get Anya the help she'll need.

Help for Anya, and help
for all the women and girls

Leviathan was trafficking in Sochi.

Back to Gotham? Soon.

Soon.

I just have to make
a quick stop in London.

There are a few things
I need to pick up,

you know, at the Tower.

[Japanese song playing]
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