06x04 - Hit and Run

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The trials and tribulations of criminal lawyer, Saul Goodman, in the time leading up to establishing his strip-mall law office in Albuquerque, New Mexico. A "Breaking Bad" spinoff.
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06x04 - Hit and Run

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Previously on "Better Call Saul"...

Four for unlock, five for lock.

I gotta tell ya, it does not sound like

the Howard Hamlin that I know.

You're going to forget you ever
heard the name Howard Hamlin.

Lalo is dead.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

The DA's office put it together

that Lalo was calling
himself "De Guzman."

What do you think we should do?

Do you want to be a friend of the cartel

or do you want to be a rat?

- What did you learn?
- Lalo Salamanca lives.

[BICYCLE GEARS WHIRRING, CHAIN CLICKS]

[THE DREAMLINERS' "BEST
THINGS IN LIFE" PLAYING]

[BICYCLE BELL RINGS]

♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪


♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪


♪ Let's share your dream ♪

♪ You and me ♪

♪ So young and free ♪

♪ Because these are
the best things in life ♪


♪ Fireplace ♪

♪ A warm embrace ♪

♪ A smiling face ♪

♪ Because these are
the best things in life ♪


♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪


♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪


♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

Oh, no.

Really?

I thought it'd be just the trim.

Of all the colors, why
would you pick that?

Use adobe red if you want red.

What do you even call that?

Fire-engine red?

Tomato red.

Their poor neighbors.

Mm.

[THE DREAMLINERS' "BEST THINGS
IN LIFE" CONTINUES PLAYING]

♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪


♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪


♪ So come and fly ♪

♪ Up to the sky ♪

♪ Until you're blithe ♪

[SCOFFS]

What an eyesore.

There's no way the Homeowners'
Association approved that color.

Barb's gonna have a cow.

Whew!

Maybe I could put a bug in her ear.

What can Barb do?

That place isn't even in Mountain View.

It's Enchantment Hills over there.

Enchantment Hills starts at Pinon Lane.

Remember when the Westlakes
planted those quaking aspens?

That whole mess?

I thought the Westlakes proved
their lot was in Enchantment Hills.

They paid for a land survey.

Really?

Where'd you hear that?

Robbie Davis, maybe.

I'll double check the
map after I shower.

- Want some?
- Nah. I'm good.

[THE DREAMLINERS' "BEST THINGS
IN LIFE" CONTINUES PLAYING]

♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪


♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ♪

Is that iced tea?

Would you like some?

Love some. Thank you, ma'am.

♪ So come and fly ♪

♪ Up to the sky ♪

♪ Until you're blithe ♪

♪ 'Cause these are
the best things in life ♪


♪ Doo, doo-doo-doo ♪
♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪


[♪]

[BENNIE GREEN'S "GLIDIN' ALONG"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[CAR ALARM SYSTEM HONKS, CHIRPS]

[GROANS, SIGHS]

How's it going?

Eh.

Status quo.

You know, humming along.

We did land a pretty big
client last week, though.

Insurance outfit in Santa Fe.

They cover most of the
high-end real estate up there.

Great.

But Howard, I'm not a shareholder.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

I'm just getting warmed up.

Although I still think you would
make one hell of a litigator.

Appreciate that, but I'll pass.

At home, things are
more or less the same.

It's not any worse.

I guess I should be grateful for that.

It's like we're... deadlocked.

Cheryl still won't talk
about anything important.

- You tried what we discussed?
- Yes.

Yes, I did, but...

I did have a dream.

[♪]

So I look over the old man's ticket,

and it's clearly an
international flight,

so we search for his gate number,

but all the signs are in
a language I can't read.

[SIGHS]

[BUTTON BEEPS]

[HONKS, CHIRPS]

[BENNIE GREEN'S "GLIDIN' ALONG" RESUMES]

[GROANS SOFTLY]

[MUSIC STOPS]

[SIGHS]

[♪]

[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

Kim!

Any traffic?

Nope. Straight sh*t down .

This is us.

Thanks for meeting me.

I imagine you're swamped
when you're in town.

Today's not too bad.

In fact, I have a meeting at
your old stomping ground

- with Schweikart.
- Oh.

- Tell Rich I said hi.
- Of course.

How's Jimmy?

He's great. Thanks for asking.

- How about Alice?
- She's doing well.

She's taken up baking
and no complaints here.

- Well, lucky you.
- Don't I know it.

I heard this place makes a k*ller latte.

Yeah. They give Java Joe's a run
for their money, if you ask me.

[♪]

[TIRES SCREECH]

[HONKING]

[COUGHS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

Hey, hey, hey. Come on.

Had a customer.

Okay, okay, but it's time to go.

Come on, we gotta get moving.

What are you doing?

No, no, no.

Come on. We gotta move. We gotta move.

[COIN CLINKS]

Getting a root beer.

No, no. We have a schedule,
remember? We discussed it.

I put two quarters in.

I will buy you an entire
case when we're done.

Here we go. Right in.

Whew!

All the way.

[TIRES SCREECH]

[SIGHS]

[PHONE BEEPS]

_

[EXHALING DEEPLY]

[CLEARS THROAT SOFTLY]

- Everything okay?
- Sure.

Do we need to go over it again?

Nah.

Well, just remember, keep
your feet out of the way.

'Cause I'm gonna have
to leave in a hurry.

What?

I really like your hair.

It's not...

Thank you. Thanks.

What if there was a different way?

What if there was an
independent team of lawyers,

maybe four or five of them,

who were dedicated to taking
on the difficult cases?

I'm not saying a few lawyers

can solve a massive, systemic problem.

But they could make it better.

And why come to me with this?

Well, if I wanted to shine you on,

I'd tell you it's because you're known

for your social conscience.

But the truth is it's because
of your connections

in state government.

- You can make things happen.
- Fair enough.

Kim, the firm has a service committee.

I should tell you to go
to them and get in line

with all the other worthy causes.

But you're putting your money
where your mouth is.

I'm sure you've heard something
about my son's drug problem.

Gregory's struggle gave me a more,

let's say, personal view
of the legal system.

Kim, I think you've got something here.

_

[PHONE BEEPS]

_

You can't skimp on the support staff.

They're the heart of the operation.

I know that's true in our office...

[TIRES SQUEALING]

No, no! No! No!

Jesus...

You son of a bitch.

You twisted, deadbeat piece of sh*t!

- Wasn't that Howard?
- WENDY: g*dd*mn it!

You owe me!

Ma'am, are you okay?

- You owe me!
- Ma'am.

- I mean...
- WENDY: Nobody does that to me.

I don't know. It happened so fast.

WENDY: Damn it, he owes
me. What a rip-off.

Damn you!

[BENNIE GREEN'S "GLIDIN' ALONG"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

No, no!

They moved the cone?

What kind of assh*le moves a cone?

Oh, crap!

[CAR ALARM SYSTEM HONK, CHIRPS]

_

[GRUNTING]

[HONKS, CHIRPS]

[ENGINE STARTS]

[BENNIE GREEN'S "GLIDIN' ALONG"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

Hey, listen, um...

Be careful, okay?

Okay.

[SIGHS]

- KIM: What?
- WENDY: Five-O.

That kills business for
the rest of the day.

Always hassling me.

- Undercover cops?
- Yep.

Well, listen, if you ever
have any legal problems,

give me a call.

Anytime, no charge.

Thanks.

[BLINKER CLICKING]

[♪]

JIMMY: So I pulled the
Jag into the loading zone

and I start scrapping
with this hunk of metal.

KIM: Oh, my God.

JIMMY: It was in deep,
like, down-a-well deep.

- [KIM LAUGHING]
- So I just wrestled it

like a I'm a freaking bear and I...

jammed it in the dirt,
in front of the Jag.

Boom.

Barely made it out of there
by the skin of my teeth.

Who moves cones? Who does that?

- Narcissists.
- Heh.

You're damn right.

So you think Cliff
really bought it, huh?

One hundred percent.

You should've seen his face.

It landed, trust me.

[SIGHS]

God, it was beautiful.

[CHUCKLES]

- Oh, and that is not all.
- Spill.

So I'm doing the stall,

I'm telling Cliff what I'm doing
and what I wanna be doing.

All I'm thinking about is,
I've gotta stretch it out

until you get there.

But then I don't know,
I kind of got caught up in it.

And then...

Cliff went for it.

I mean, like, really went for it.

What does that mean? Like, money?

I don't think he'll write
a check himself.

But he knows people.
And I think he'll deliver.

You're kidding.

[CHUCKLES] I know!

- How great is that?
- This is unbelievable.

Are we on a roll or are we on a roll?

Jeez.

[SIGHS]

You ever feel like
you're being followed?

When I dropped Wendy off at the motel,

she thought she was being watched
by some undercover cops.

But then, when I drove away,
that same car was behind me.

Right after I spotted them,
they disappeared.

Well, you know what they say:

"The wicked flee when no man pursueth."

You think we're wicked?

No. What? Ha-ha. It's
just a turn of phrase.

[IN BOSTON ACCENT]
I think you're wicked hot.

[NORMALLY] All right.

Listen to the voice of experience, okay?

You know why you're feeling like this?

Because we got away with it.

It seems too good to be true.

But trust me, nobody is following you.

No one knows what we're
doing except for us, okay?

Okay.

I get it. Under the circumstances,

I wouldn't wanna be anywhere
near a police station

if I were you either.

Phew. Tell you what, um,

the mahogany in my conference
room's getting buffed out,

so I'm using my satellite office
at Juan Tabo and Skyline.

I'm letting a nail salon,
you know, use the lobby,

so my office is in the back.

Meet me there at .

Great! Thanks.

How's it hanging, Steve-O?

Shoes. Belt. Jacket.

I'm sorry, what?

Shoes. Belt. Jacket.

Seriously?

Since when?

It's procedure, sir.

"Sir"? [SCOFFS]

Why did I hit the jackpot?

Never can tell.

Hey, how are you doing
on this beautiful day?

Did you, uh, catch that cookie bouquet

that I sent for Carlos's birthday?

'Cause I put a few extra white
chocolate macadamias in there

just for you.

- What do you need?
- Me? Nothing. Nothing.

But I have a "friend" who could use

a-a preliminary hearing rescheduled.

Gonzalez v. New Mexico.

My "friend" is looking for
Friday around a.m.

You know, before the judge's
fourth cup of coffee.

Because caffeine jitters, they're
brutal on the defense, so...

What friend?

I don't believe you two have met.

- What is this?
- A hearing change request form.

Hey, come on. It's me.

Look, Mommy! I just graduated!

I...

I can't use a pen.

I have no opposable thumbs.

_

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

Hey! Hannah Banana!

Hey, yourself.

Come on, Bill. That's
no way to treat a lady.

You've got to make love to it, Bill.

You know, be gentle.
That's the way to do it.

Think Barry White, think seduction.

Voilà.

What the hell is going on?

How come everyone's treating me

like I'm covered in oozing pus sores?

I liked you better when you were
just a regular bottom feeder.

- But this...
- "This"?

Wh-what is "this"?

I understand advocating for your client.

Deep in my heart, I get it.

But you scammed the court,
you scammed the judge.

And for what?

To get a murdering cartel psychopath
back out on the street?

It's just... wrong.

That's a lot of big
talk, Bill. Prove it.

Prove it, Bill!

There's proving...

and then there's knowing.

[DOOR SQUEAKS, CLOSES]

Abe...

You don't want to go
back to county, do you?

Nuh-uh.

Okay, so...

- The meetings?
- I'll go.

Great.

Then I'll see you Tuesday, a.m. sharp.

You want this?

I do.

Take your time.

WAITER: All right, I'll be right back.

Enjoy.

Yeah, you can sit anywhere
you want. It's fine.

Abe, would you mind watching my stuff?

[♪]


- Hey.
- Hello.

Nice day.

Are you following me?

I'm sorry?

Are you following me?

What are you, APD?

You know what?

I think you're following me,

and if you're not gonna
identify yourselves

then I'm calling in your plates
because I feel threatened.

[STARTS ENGINE]

Sorry if we've disturbed you.

You have a nice day, ma'am.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

[PHONE BUZZES, BEEPS]

Saul Goodman, speedy justice for you.

Uh, no, there is no charge
for the initial consultation.

Today? Yeah, um...

I have an opening around : .

Oh, I'm working out of
my satellite office.

It's at Juan Tabo and Skyline,

I'm letting a nail salon use the lobby,

so office is in back.

Great. Your name?

Dante.

See you then.

[PHONE BUZZES, BEEPS]

Saul Goodman, speedy justice for you.

Yeah, I... Yeah, I do
have an opening today...

Oh, hold on, I'm getting another call.

Saul Goodman, speedy justice for you.

Hold, please.

My apologies.

Ahem, I'm having a bit
of a rush here today.

You get these people out. Right now!

What, these guys?
Are they bothering you?

Not them! Inside!

[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

[MUSIC PLAYING SOFTLY OVER SPEAKERS]

Who's here to see Saul Goodman?

You're him? You're Saul?

Yeah.

Then you're the guy, right?

What guy's that?

Salamanca's guy.

[CLEARS THROAT] Yeah.

Yeah, that's me.

Everybody who has an
appointment already...

Uh... Oh, you know what? Um...

[CLEARS THROAT]

A Mr. Spooge...

It's just "Spooge."

Just Spooge. Duly noted.

All right. Um, Gael Morengo.

Okay, uh... Let's see...

Is there a Dante? Mm-hm.
And Rocco Kubler.

Okay. Everybody else,
um, kindly wait outside.

All right?

Unless... unless you desire
spa services while you wait.

Uh, that's a separate charge,
but it's highly recommended.

The best pedicures in
Albuquerque, right here.

Six...

Lucky number seven...
Oh, you're with him?

And eight...

Nice leathers.

Okay, together.

And... nine.

Ahem. Wow, um...

Thank you all for your patience.

And... Justice for all!

Cucumber water for
paying customers only!

Oh, believe me, they're gonna be paying.

Spooge.

Well, Spooge and friend. Okay.

Good. This way.

Hi, ma'am.

Yeah... Hang a left at
the washing machine.

There you go.

I'll see you next week, Rosa.

And it was nice meeting you, Pilar.

Don't forget to bring as many
family members as you can.

We will. Thank you, Ms. Wexler.

Take care.

- SHELBY: All done for today?
- Yeah. Here you go.

Just keep it, Shelby.

- Thanks, Kim. See you tomorrow?
- You bet.

MIKE: They're gone.

I'm sorry?

The two men that were following you.

They're gone.

Do I know you?

Would you mind sitting for a moment?

And I will answer any questions I can.

I have men watching
you and your husband.

I'm not with the police.
And as far as I know,

they're not investigating either of you.

I do know that you've
been up to a few things

that you probably would
rather keep private.

I don't care.

That's not what this is about.

I'm trying to solve a problem of my own.

What problem?

Lalo Salamanca.

Lalo Salamanca is dead.

He...

isn't?

We're watching anyone he might contact.

That includes you and your husband.

Most likely, he'll never reach out,

he's got bigger fish to fry.

But in the thousand-to-one
chance that he does...

And who do you work for?

I said I would answer anything I can.

You're the guy from the desert.

The one who was out there with Jimmy.

Why are you telling me this and not him?

Because I think you're
made of sterner stuff.

All right.

Here's what's best for everyone.

If you spot my guys again,
which I'm hoping you won't,

let them go about their business.

Just pretend they're not there.

And pretty soon they won't be.

You and your husband, just...

go on living your lives.

I do know you.

You worked in the parking
booth at the courthouse.

You're the attendant.

I was.

[SCOFFS]

[SIGHS]

[♪]

REPORTER [ON TV]: The markets will
continue to be in a state of flux


until the Fed tightens interest rates.

Some days we'll feel pretty good

about the rate of economic recovery.

Other days, not so much.

[REPORTER CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

[SIGHS]

WOMAN: Wait a minute.

I think I saw that somewhere.

- Where?
- WOMAN: Here.

MAN: Nope.

How's your edge coming along?

I'm still missing two.

MAN: You found all your edge pieces.

WOMAN: I thought I did.

Maybe we lost a few.

- MAN: These trees are k*lling me.
- They all look exactly the same.

[WOMAN & MAN CONTINUE
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

There was a green Ford van.

He was behind me for
almost three blocks.

' Econoline. We ran the plate.

Guy's a freelance plumber.

He's legit.

The man you placed in my kitchen...

Roy.

You told me he had experience
as a short-order cook.

Two years in McDonald's in college.

He's not there just
to make french fries,

I need guys in close.

He's not up to Pollo standards.

I'll find a replacement.

We're stretched thin.

I've got guys working
-hour days all over town.

Two weeks, we haven't had a tickle.

- And... ?
- All due respect,

the rest of the world
thinks the guy is dead.

Lalo Salamanca is alive.

Then where is he?

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING RAPIDLY]

- Hey.
- Hey.

How was your day?

Uh, what are we doing here?

Take a look. What do you think?

About what?

My new office. Potentially. Come on.

[ALARM CHIRPS]

[SIGHS]

KIM: Huh.

Mrs. Nguyen kicked me to the curb.

- What? Why?
- That's a long story.

But upshot is she wants me out of there

with extreme prejudice.

Bad day, huh?

No. It was a great day.

With actual paying clients.

The word is out. People were
throwing cash retainers at me

just to say Saul Goodman
is their lawyer.

Because of who you represented.

Well, I mean, that's part of it.

But, um, the bottom line is

I need a new place to
do business, pronto.

Now, this place is a sh*thole,
but the price is right.

And I think I can talk the landlord
into a month-to-month.

So it's temporary.

You know, until I find something better.

[SIGHS]

Hey.

What do you think?

It's small.

It's dirty.

And this whole place smells funny.

But the courthouse is five blocks away.

You can't get to MDC
without driving past.

Parking is good. Bail
bond row isn't far, and...

Taco Cabeza is just around the corner.

Might be a diamond in the rough.

Just promise me...

you won't move the toilet.

[CHUCKLES]

There it is. All right.

Um...

Speaking of Taco Cabeza...

I'm starving. Let's do it.

On the next episode of
"Better Call Saul..."


Thank God he's dead.

I can put more guys on the place
if that's what you're thinking.

Open for business.

What you're doing to help
the little guy, it's incredible.

I'm just getting started.

I just need you to know that I know.

It wasn't me, Cliff.

Sounds like money. Okay. Great.



Who is this Saul Goodman?

- You?
- You got it.





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