02x04 - Heart of Parkness

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Littlest Pet Shop". Aired: November 10, 2012 – June 4, 2016.*
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Animated series that centers on Blythe Baxter, a teen girl who, after moving into an apartment in a city, gains the ability to communicate with animals.
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02x04 - Heart of Parkness

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ALL ( chanting ): Rain be gone. Rain be gone.

Go on, go on, get along.

Okay, okay, enough with the chanting.

You do know that won't actually change the weather, right?

At this point, we're willing to try anything.

It's been raining for three straight days.

We've got cabin fever.

Pet shop version.

( grunting )

If I don't get outside soon

and do something wild and crazy,

I'm going to...

BLYTHE: Do what you always do?

Something wild and crazy in here.

I don't know why all of you are so eager to go outside.

This rain has given me plenty of time

to complete important projects

such as stacking the strips of paper Minka keeps tearing.

MINKA: Incoming!

( sighs pleasurably )

I feel much better now. Thanks.

Sunil, we all know you don't want to go outside

because you're scared something bad will happen to you.

That is ridiculous.

When have I ever been afraid

something bad would happen to me?

( pets clamoring )

I will have you know that there is a difference

between being scared to go outside

and enjoying being inside.

Listen, I promise that as soon as the rain is over,

I'll take you all to City Park for a nice, long walk.

Okay? PETS: Hooray!

Excellent!

While you are all gone,

I will stay here and re-stack these paper slips.

Sorry, Sunil.

We all go together, just like always.

Now, no more chanting.

Okay, so, no chanting.

What else can we do?

We could try, you know,

blowin' the rain back up into the sky.

Oh, Vinnie, that's the most

ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

You got any better ideas?

( all blowing )

♪ You think about All the things ♪

♪ That you love to do

♪ It all comes true

♪ You find a place You never knew ♪

♪ Where you're happy To just be you ♪

♪ We can be ♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪

♪ We can be ♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪

FISHER: Once again, you girls are going to be

very impressed with your father.

Largest Ever Pet Shop is going to sell its rarest pet.

I finally found a buyer for our Indian water cobra.

Whittany? Brittany?

( sighs )

Not many of these cobras are found outside the rivers

and forests of India's northern region,

let alone inside a pet shop.

( coughing )

Hmm?

Huh?

Cobra? Cobra!

Cobra!

( birds cawing )

( Whittany grunts )

Daddy, like, keep it down.

( both gasping )

( both screaming )

Our makeup.

Our makeup!

BOTH: Our makeup!

( birds cawing )

Daddy, you totally munched up

our whole new makeup organizer!

Never mind that.

What happened to the snake that was in here?

Green?

Twelve feet long?

No legs?

Oh, that slimy thing that kept hissing?

We let it out so we could have a place

to put important stuff.

( gasps )

You let him out?! Oh, no!

Overreact much?

Oh, Whittany, you're so funny.

I don't see him anywhere.

Oh, he must have crawled out the door when I came in!

( clattering )

BRITTANY: Daddy, you're way better off that it's gone.

Yeah, sooner or later,

whoever bought it was gonna notice

it didn't have any legs and ask for their money back.

Okay, Fisher, think like a snake.

You've done it before.

Of course!

There's only one place in the city he'll feel at home.

BLYTHE: Downtown City Park,

just like I promised.

Everyone happy?

( pets cheering )

Ahh! Puddle!

Oh, that was close.

( groans )

The humidity in the air is making my hair frizz

quite unbecomingly.

Ahh, just like home.

So much better than that pet store.

Daddy, do we have to be here?

It's, like, outside.

Do I need to remind you

who let the water cobra out of his cage?

( sighs )

The least you can do is help me find him.

There's never a maintenance person around

when you need one.

Hey, that was a lotta rain we got.

But at least it kept us from having to hose down

the park sidewalks, am I right?

Yeah, but wow, check out the park's reservoir here.

Looks like it just might burst.

You ever seen it so full?

( cracking )

You, ah, think that's something

we could get in trouble for?

You wanna stick around and find out?

( both whistling )

Okay, ready to go off leash?

PETS: Yeah!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Ugh, more frizz.

Such an embarrassment.

Stay close everyone!

Ugh, I can hear my parents now.

"Sunil, your grooming habits are terrible.

Don't you ever take a bath?"

Ahh!

( screaming )

( Sunil screaming )

( sighs )

( grunts )

Oh, dry land, how I love you.

( rustling ) Huh?

( all growling )

No! Wait! Stop!

My fur is very sensitive, and so am I.

( Sunil yelps )

Russell! Zoe! Blythe!

Help!

( grunts )

Well, thank you very much for the ride,

but I think I can get myself home from here.

( speaking gibberish )

Was that your home?

I hope you do not think I damaged it

because I was with my friends.

If you will let me go and find them,

I'm sure they will tell you so.

( gasps )

JOEY FEATHERTON: You don't get it.

You don't get it, man. Who are you?

"Who are you?"

( laughing )

I'm Joey Featherton, man, pigeon at large.

I hang out with these raccoons

on account of I'm the only non-raccoon

who can understand their crazy woodland gibberish.

I'm, like, their best friend.

Anyway, this is the raccoons' home,

and they love it here, man, but then something came along

and trashed it trying to get at them.

They want to know if you saw it,

so they can steer clear of it, man.

I saw nothing but a lot of water and then all of you.

But I do not want to see whatever did this, either.

What sort of creature was it?

The worst kind, man.

It was a cobra.

A cobra? ( Cobra hisses )

Did somebody call me? ( growling )

( hisses )

( gasping )

( Sunil growling )

( hisses )

Be careful, man!

( hissing ) ( growling )

Bring it on, cobra.

( pets chattering )

Okay, let's make sure everyone's here.

( screeching )

Minka, mm-hmm.

( sighs ) Zoe, yup.

Vinnie, uh-huh.

Mmm. Yum. Penny Ling. Check.

( sniffing )

Oh-ho-ho. Pepper, yup.

Yech.

Russell, check.

Sunil...huh?

What the huh?

Where's Sunil?

Uh?

Eh! Uh!

Okay, Blythe, the worst thing you can do is panic

because the pets will panic.

So get a grip.

Uh, guys, could I have your attention?

Now, I'm going to tell you something,

and it's very important you don't panic.

Blythe, you're being ridiculous.

Of course we won't panic.

Tell us the problem.

All right. Remember, don't panic.

( gasps )

Sunil is missing.

( pets screaming )

( pets clamoring )

( hissing )

So you're not scared of me?

( hissing )

I am scared of creatures with six or more legs,

loud noises, curtains, avocados and quiet jazz music.

But no, not cobras.

You will not hurt these raccoons.

Or the pigeon.

Don't forget about the pigeon, man.

Look, this isn't personal.

I'm just following my instincts.

Besides, how is a little thing like you

supposed to stop me?

I was thinking something like this.

Ha!

Whoo-haw! Ha!

Goodbye!

Ha! Wha...?

SUNIL: Huh! Ha! Hoo!

Hyah! Ah!

He-wah!

Uh! Oh!

This...

This isn't over, mongoose!

Oh, it is so over, cobra.

Oh. No, no, do not be afraid of me.

I promise you I am neither dangerous, nor frightening.

( all cheering )

Do they intend to cook me for their dinner?

Hardly. They love you, man!

You're their hero!

Me? A hero? ( raccoons cheering )

( pets clamoring )

Okay, everyone, calm down!

We're not going to find Sunil like this!

Good.

That's better.

Now, the first thing we need to do is...

( Minka screeching wildly )

Yo, Minka! Huh?

We're done being walla-bazoo crazy, darling.

Oh. Sorry.

Okay. Now, like I was saying,

if we want to find Sunil,

the first thing we need is...

The first thing we need is to listen to this.

And it's from India.

And it's totes a mega-pain.

Girls...

And it's very valuable.

And it's so ruined our afternoon.

Girls! And it's going to make me a lot of money

if I ever find it.


Somethin' like what you're talkin' about, mister,

should be in a zoo, not a pet shop.

Well, uh, I, um...

In any case, we ain't seen it.

Nope, we haven't. We definitely haven't.

Didn't see the reservoir break, neither.

The most exotic animals

we got around here is raccoons.

Raccoons?

Those are, like...terrifying!

Aren't they?

Thank you for what I assume was your "help."

Hmm? Huh?

Did you hear that?

They're looking for a valuable pet from India.

The Biskits know Sunil is missing.

They want to grab him and sell him.

Well, we can't let them get to Sunil before we do.

Poor Sunil.

He's probably scared and miserable, the poor thing.

Mm...these look lovely,

but do you have anything along the lines of earthworms?

Some juicy crickets, perhaps?

Excuse me, but you missed a spot.

Ah, most pleasant.

Ah, I wish my friends could see me now.

It is good to be the king.

Didn't I tell ya, man?

Ain't this better than whatever you had?

In some ways,

but my friends are not here to share it with me.

Speaking of whom,

as nice as this has been,

I really should be getting back to my friends.

Please inform my hosts that I have been grateful

for their hospitality.

( speaking gibberish )

Do they not understand the term "grateful"?

Naw, man, they're not gonna just let you leave.

What if that snake comes back?

I am sure that will not happen,

but if it does, I can leave a number.

Or not.

( gulps )

( groans )

Daddy, no.

Girls, we have to find that snake

so I can sell it,

and before those park workers can find it

and report me for having an endangered snake.

Chances are a water cobra will be near the water.

Now, get in!

WHITTANY: Brittany, if someone sees us

in these things,

we'll have to move out of town.

Yeah and we'll need new names,

like Whiffany and Briffany.

( quacking ) FISHER: Pedal, girls!

Pedal like you've never pedaled before!

( both grunting )

We've never pedaled before.

Don't worry, man.

You're gonna love it here once you get used to it.

I do not wish to get used to it.

I would like to go home.

What will happen there?

Will your friends tell you you're a great mongoose?

A smart mongoose?

Well, if you stay here,

these guys'll tell you that every day, man.

Right?

( speaking gibberish )

At least, that's what I think they'll say.

I am sure staying here would be amazing,

but I would miss my friends.

We have had such wonderful times together.

( whimsical theme playing )

( crying )

I get it, man.

I had a nest once too.

So you will help me?

No way, man.

In case you hadn't noticed, there's way more

raccoons than pigeons here, man.

BLYTHE: Vinnie, can you still see them?

Hey, you guys don't call me Vinnie Super Eye for nothin'.

We don't call you that at all.

Well, maybe you should start

because I see 'em just up ahead.

They're gettin' close to a-a-a whaddayacallit,

spoon in the creek!

It's a fork, Vinnie.

No, it's a creek.

( chuckles )

Sheesh!

Oh, they're goin' to the left!

( sniffing )

Hold on, I've got Sunil's scent!

Which way? To the right!

Then that's where we're going,

and hopefully we'll get there before the Biskits.

( beeping )

Daddy, you have to pull this, like, boat thingy over.

Oh, you girls should have gone before we left.

Not for that, Daddy.

It's obvious we don't know where we're going,

but if we pull over, maybe we can get a GPS signal.

That is a brilliant idea!

( pedals squeaking )

Strong call, Brittany.

We've never been off the grid for this long

and I'm getting the shakes.

Okay, girls, make it quick.

Will do, Daddy.

( phones beeping )

( Sunil groans )

You could all teach my friend, Vinnie,

a few things about dancing.

BLYTHE ( gasps ): Sunil!

My friends!

( pets cheering )

You're okay!

Why would I not be?

We thought you'd be scared.

The only thing that truly scared me

was the idea of not seeing all of you again.

PETS: Aww...

May we go home now?

( Cobra hissing )

COBRA: Nobody's going anywhere.

( hisses )

( all gasping )

( speaking gibberish )

This time I'm ready for your tricks.

( hissing )

I will protect them, all of them,

until my last breath.

( hisses )

BLYTHE: Hey, cobra! Huh?

Are you talking to me?

You can do that?

Yeah, I can do that.

Now, back away from our friend!

What's your problem anyway?

Just like picking on poor, innocent pets?

Um, it's a little deeper than that.

I'm a cobra. He's a mongoose.

We're mortal enemies.

Oh, um, Sunil, introduce yourself to the cobra.

Hello. I am Sunil.

I am Steve.

There. Now you're friends.

But don't think you're taking me back.

Back where? To that icy cold pet shop

with those creepy look-a-like girls.

You're the pet from India they want to sell?

Not Sunil?

Your name is Steve?

( bushes rustling )

WHITTANY: Do you have a signal, Brittany?

BRITTANY: Oh, not yet, Whittany.

Hey, Steve,

what if I told you I could make sure

you never had to go back to that pet shop,

and you could have some fun with those

look-a-like girls to boot?

( phones beeping )

Do you have any signal yet?

Like, no.

( hissing )

But I do have a snake!

( hissing )

( both screaming )

What is taking those girls so lo--?

( Whittany & Brittany screaming )

What on Earth?

( both screaming )

Whoa!

Go! Go, go, go!

G-g-g-g-go!

( boat quacking )

Girls, wait!

MAN: I gotcha!

Thanks for the tip, young lady.

This guy's going

to the zoo where he belongs.

( hissing happily )

PENNY LING: And you weren't scared?

Even a little, Sunil?

Of course not.

The mighty king of the raccoons does not get frightened.

He simply asks for more treats.

So more treats, please.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, if you think you're gonna

start playin' king with us, pal...

You can think again!

( laughing )

I am only kidding!

We raccoon kings are known for our sense of humor.

( all laughing )

JOEY: And he was ferocious, man.

And fearless.

And he brought peace and safety

to the whole tribe.

And he had an awesome sense of humor, man.

( chattering happily )

( upbeat pop theme playing )

♪ We can be ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪
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