02x05 - Pawlm Reading

[bunniefuu]

( upbeat theme playing )

( clearing throat )

( grunts )

Mwah.

( laughs )

Ta-da!

( all laugh )

( dumbwaiter whirring )

Goodbye, goodbye, oh, and another goodbye.

I'm not sure that was enough goodbyes.

Goodbye! Better.

Late for school. Only time for one goodbye.

Goodbye to you.

And a big hello to you.

Ugh. All right.

Sweet Cheeks, I heard you the first time.

Oh! Ha-ha!

Can I have your largest bag of Nummy Nuggets, please?

It's a special request from Sweet Cheeks,

my pet sugar glider.

He may be little, but he's got a massive appetite

for Nummy Nuggets.

Oh, he just loves them.

Heavens to petsy.

You really seem to know what your little pet wants.

I certainly do.

I know that little Sweet Cheeks loves his life in my purse.

Yeah-huh. Uh-huh.

Oh, yes, I hear you.

The truth is, I know what all pets are thinking.

Each and every one of them?

You see, I'm a pet psychic.

Oh!

♪ You think about All the things ♪

♪ That you love to do ♪

♪ It all comes true ♪

♪ You find a place You never knew ♪

♪ Where you're happy To just be you ♪

♪ We can be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪

♪ We can be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪

Huh? What's that you're thinking, Sweet Cheeks?

Oh, uh-huh. Oh, I totally agree.

That outfit is to die for.

My outfit?

Huh? Oh, yeah.

Sweet Cheeks thinks that color really brings out your eyes.

Oh! And what else does your little sugar glider think?

Uh...huh?

Oh. Oh.

Okay. It seems my little pet has a one-track mind.

He really wants Nummy Nuggets.

Oh. I'm afraid I don't carry Nummy Nuggets.

What? Are you kidding?

You're kidding me, right?

( laughs )

Mm-mm.

Oh, well, uh, here's a thought:

You could order some.

Brilliant thought.

Yours or Sweet Cheeks?

( laughing ): Oh, well,

Sweet Cheeks, of course.

( laughing )

You're such a luckyity duckity

to be able to know what he's thinking.

I would love to know

what the pets in our day camp are thinking.

Oh, man, when's the last time

I told you all how much I dig that groovy Mrs. T?

Oh, for sure.

I was so totally thinking the same thing.

She's, like, the most awesomest awesome thing ever.

( laughs )

( in New York accent ): Ugh! If that girl were anymore fashion-forward,

we'd have to strap a rocket on our bums just to keep up.

♪ She has doorknobs ♪

♪ So many doorknobs ♪

♪ So roundish, so orb-like So bright ♪

( speaking in German )

( in English accent ): Jolly good, then.

Let's give the old girl a bit of a hip-hip hooray, shall we?

ALL: Hip-hip hooray!

Hip-hip hooray!

Hip-hip hooray!

Oh, wouldn't it be nifty to get inside their little pet minds?

Oh, well, I can do that. Are you kidding me?

( gasps )

Then what are we waiting for?

( toy squeaking )

( groaning )

I hope my napping's not interrupting your squeaking.

What? Oh, no, it's not.

( gentle music playing on TV )

Oh!

Oh, sorry, that ending gets me every time.

( door opens )

And here they are.

Ooh! I can't wait for you to go all pet psychic

on my little sweeties.

Hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, hey! Come back here!

Oh, okay. Right.

Oh, okay, okay. Now that is a smart lizard.

We're talking major capital I, capital Q.

Hey! Come back here!

I can get you! I can get you!

Ooh! Ah!

( grunts )

( sobbing )

Oh, sheesh, that panda bear is one tough cookie.

I wouldn't mess with the purple and white if I were you.

No sirree, Bob.

I don't know who Bob is,

but I made a note on Penny Ling.

Mm-hmm. Oh, okay.

So that-- That spiky thing over there is all about,

uh, uh, chaos and-- And disorder.

Huh? Who to the what now?

Uh, okay.

Oh, okay, okay.

He wants me to tell you

that he would be much happier if-- If, what?

Oh, if his space wasn't so clean and so organized.

Is this a joke? It has to be.

Oh, I know, this is one of those joke reality shows, right?

( screams )

Please, I prefer to keep the contents of my brain private!

Ooh, whoa, mama. This one is fearless.

( laughs )

She likes to walk on the wild side.

Oh!

Did she just say that I'm a lady?

Well, Sunil's a boy.

( snickers )

Let me finish. That was what I said.

He. Yes, yes.

He is definitely a daredevil.

( laughs )

I agree that hidden cameras

must be involved here. What is happening?

Now this one here-- Ooh, she's very serious.

She does not go in for any funny business.

Huh?

Pepper, not funny.

Got it.

Oh, that hurts.

That really hurts.

( toy squeaking )

FINOLA: This dog-- This dog here?

Oh, oh!

She does not like to be dressed up.

TWOMBLY: So sorry, sweetie.

It'll never happen again.

I feel so exposed!

MINKA: Do me! Do me! Do me!

( chittering )

And this one is so totally Zen.

Oh, she's so right.

I am so Zen!

I couldn't be more Zen if I tried.

This woman is brilliant!

Wait, what does "Zen" mean?

It means this lady is no pet psychic.

You know, I'm having a vision of my own.

You, in a little booth in my shop,

reading the minds of my customers' pets.

( gasps )

That is almost psychic. I was thinking the same thing.

And it just so happens that I have everything I need

in my car.

Well, isn't that convenient.

I am one lucky pet shop owner.

There's something funny going on here.

You say that, but I do not hear anyone laughing.

( pets laughing )

Oh, now I hear it.

Worst psychic ever!

What do you mean? She said I was smart.

Wait till Blythe hears about this.

Hey there, everyone.

( grunting )

Aah!

( screaming )

( groaning )

( grunting )

Om! Om!

Om!

What the huh?

Messy, untidy, disorderly.

It's just not right!

( objects crash )

( spitting )

Never met a prop I didn't like,

until now.

Pepper, why are you wearing glasses?

Finola thinks I'm serious,

and serious skunks...

Wear glasses?

And who's Finola?

Someone who thinks she can tell what we want.

Coming through!

Whoa!

( groaning )

I am so not a daredevil.

Om.

( inhaling heavily )

Om!

Aah!

What is going on here?

VINNIE: Don't ask me.

Oh! Does anybody know

what I'm supposed to do with these things?

Well, I can't help you.

I'm not coming out.

I'm naked without my accessories.

PENNY LING: Here, take mine.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do with these,

or that.

Am I supposed to be mad at it?

Blythe, you gotta do something.

There's a pet psychic in our midst

who isn't very psychic.

And Mrs. Twombly believes everything she says.

And we have to respect everything Mrs. T believes.

A pet psychic?

Oh, so that's what this is all about.

I'll be back with a hat for Zoe,

and some answers for the rest of you.

( chattering )

BLYTHE: "Pet psychic Finola Frum.

Tells you what your pet needs."

Heh. Are you kidding me?

So, Mrs. T,

what's up with the pet psychic?

Isn't she amazing, Blythe?

She knows exactly what pets are thinking

and what makes them tick,

and, well, everything!

Well, I'm not so sure about that.

Everything she told you about our pets is totally wrong.

What makes you so sure?

Because they told me--

I mean, I just know.

Oh, Blythe, it's okay to be a little jealous.

I know you have a special connection with the pets,

but Finola's a professional.

And she's great for business.

BLYTHE: Here, Zoe.

It's the first thing I could find.

Oh, so much better.

Is that crazy pet sidekick still here?

It's psychic, and yes, I'm afraid so.

Mrs. Twombly is a true believer.

I have to figure out how to expose this psychic delicately

so I don't hurt her feelings.

The taking time part isn't gonna work for me.

Have you seen my bed?

Okay, just relax.

Oh, oh, I can do that! It's so Zen.

Nope, can't do it! Can't be done!

Just pretend that the things Finola said about you are true.

( all chattering angrily )

Until I can figure this out!

( mysterious theme playing )

Poodles wants you to know

that she really, really wants you to buy her

Nummy Nuggets brand pet food, okay?

Hi, I'm Blythe. Do you have a minute to talk?

Hello, Blythe.

Do you need me to do a reading for your pet?

No, I don't. I work here, and--

Okay, I'd love to talk to you, Blythe, but I'm very busy.

Well, I was hoping you could give me some tips

on being a pet psychic.

It's not something you can learn, dear.

It's a gift.

Is that your sugar glider?

Yes. His name is Sweet Cheeks. Isn't he cute?

Welcome to an experience you will never forget.

( squeaking )

Excuse me, but I think Sweet Cheeks needs--

( scoffs )

You want to take him to the park?

Sure, go right ahead.

Now, where were we before I was so rudely interrupted?

( laughs )

Okay let's go to the park, Sweet Cheeks,

where we can have a nice long talk.

I can do this.

( inhaling deeply )

I will not panic.

No one loses their mind from a messy bed.

Take this, you dirty old punching bag.

( grunts )

( sobs )

I'm so sorry.

( gasps )

I'm hideous with my head exposed.

I think you look great, Zoe.

Om.

Om.

Banana splits!

( grunts )

Come on, Minka,

keep calm and don't be yourself.

Om.

Flea sacks and hairballs!

If I don't move a muscle,

I'll be perfectly safe on this thing.

( sneezes ) ( crashing )

( grunting )

Come on!

One a these buttons must turn those things on!

( teeth chattering )

( screams )

That bird's not in a cage

or on a leash

or even in someone's pocket book.

Is that normal?

Mm-hmm.

Ah.

So this is what it feels like.

What? To be out of Finola's purse.

Oh, that is so not right.

You are not an accessory.

Is that stuff for walking on?

Of course.

Finola's never brought you to the park?

Well, I wouldn't say never.

I'd say never, ever.

All we do is go from pet shop to pet shop.

Finola doesn't have much time for me, even though I'm cute.

See?

( laughs )

Oh, you are so cute.

So how sure are you that grass is sugar glider friendly?

About percent.

Hmm. That's very sure.

Ooh!

It's so soft.

Welcome to the park, Sweet Cheeks.

Boy!

( chattering )

Oh!

( laughs )

( upbeat theme playing )

Ah! OMG.

That's a lot of Nummy Nuggets.

Looks like a lot of pets really want Nummy Nuggets.

Well, I don't.

Nummy Nuggets is blech!

This is the same brand that Finola told a customer

her pet wanted.

That's kind of weird.

( cash register dinging )

Uh, did you hit the wrong button on that Nummy Nuggets order?

Hmm? What do you mean, dear?

Well, it just seems like you ordered a lot of pet food.

Apparently every pet is suddenly hungry for Nummy Nuggets.

Says who?

Well, Finola the pet psychic, of course.

Of course.

Hmm.

Okay, everyone, I think I know what's going on here.

Spill it. This bed isn't getting any cleaner.

Okay. Finola tells every owner

that their pets wants Nummy Nuggets,

and then Mrs. Twombly has to go and order it.

I'm sure Finola is connected to Nummy Nuggets somehow.

Let me process this.

Thoughts come and go.

Om.

And then they come back and they bounce around.

They ping-pong inside my brain,

and I have to get up and I have to leap around,

and I have to hang by my tail!

Even Sweet Cheeks said that he and Finola

go to lots of pet stores, but no parks.

What's a Sweet Cheeks?

Oh, sorry.

Everyone, this is Sweet Cheeks, the sugar glider.

Sweet Cheeks, everyone.

This is the best day ever.

A visit to the park and new pet friends?

Whoo-hoo!

( flat, monotone greetings )

Sorry, for the less-than-friendly greeting.

We're just not quite ourselves today.

( gasps )

Penny Ling, that's it.

Sweet Cheeks, I need your help with something.

Anything for you, Blythe.

Hang in there, everyone.

If my plan works, things will be back to normal in no time.

Did something just happen?

I'm sorry Nummy Nuggets didn't work out for you.

Really sorry.

( door opens and closes )

( toy squeaking )

I'm gonna pop that thing!

You would deny me my one pleasure at a time like this?

( toy squeaks )

We need Mrs. Twombly to see what's about to happen, so...

Oh, don't worry, I've got it.

There's plenty more food where that came from.

Plenty.

( in Southern accent ): So, Mrs. Pet Psychic,

can you help me with my little old pet?

He wants you to buy him Nummy Nuggets.

Thinks it's delicious.

Amazing reading.

Now, can you tell me what my pet's name is?

His name is...

Uh, his name is...

Sidney.

( in normal voice ): Aha! I knew you were a phony!

You didn't even recognize your own pet, Sweet Cheeks.

Is this true?

( stammering )

Are you kidding me?

This-- Oh, this is a setup.

That girl set me up.

I am leaving!

Oh, don't worry, I've got it.

Hold on, Mrs. Twombly.

Finola's Nummy Nuggets Pet Food Company ID.

( crowd gasps )

You work for Nummy Nuggets Pet Food Company?

Oh, well, if you want to put it...

Yes.

You pretended to read pets' minds

so that Mrs. Twombly would have to buy your company's pet food.

I prefer to think of it as creative salesmanship.

You don't understand what the pet food business is like.

It's-- It's dog-eat-dog.

Usually I love a good pun, but I'm too annoyed right now.

I may have forgotten to put on my thinking cap this morning,

but it's on now, and tied tightly under my chin.

You will take back all of this food.

Uh, okay, Anna.

Okay, I will.

Darn tooting you will!

And it's Mrs. Twombly to you!

( door closes )

I'm so sorry about all this, Mrs. T.

Ah. It's okay, Blythe.

I really fell for Finola's malarkey, didn't I?

I mean, who really knows what pets are thinking?

( laughs nervously )

( pets laughing )

Oh, let's be besties from now on.

Ha-ha! My daredevil days are but a memory!

Oof!

Look. Oh!

I'm me again.

Well, almost.

Oh!

Mwah, mwah, mwah!

Oh, how I missed you.

( grunts )

( laughs )

Oh, yeah, I've still got it.

( Minka gibbering )

Now, Minka, hold on.

If you're gonna explode,

please do it away from my nice, neat bed.

( Minka gibbering )

( fabric ripping )

( gasps )

( groans )

I'm so sorry your pet doesn't like the Nummy Nuggets.

Just bring back the bag and I'll give you a full refund.

Oh, I'm exhausted.

I need a little power nap.

Oh, Blythe, would you mind watching things for me

while I grab a quick ?

No worries, Mrs. T.

And make it . You've had a long day.

So the Nummy Nuggets Company

has agreed to take everything back.

Everything except me.

( chuckles )

I'm sorry about that, Finola.

Ah, don't be.

I guess if I were any kind of a psychic

I would have seen that coming.

Well, at least you'll have a lot of time for Sweet Cheeks.

He loves the park, by the way.

He does? Would you like to go to the park with me?

Oh! He does look happy.

How did you know he liked the park?

Are you a pet psychic?

No, just a good listener.

( upbeat pop theme playing )

♪ We can be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪