02x09 - A Day at the Museum

[bunniefuu]

( upbeat theme playing )

( all chattering )

Only three more blocks until we get to the park.

( all chattering excitedly )

Blythe, can I have the ball?

Can I, can I, can, I? Please!

Be patient, Minka.

We can't play catch on the street.

It's too dangerous.

Oh! Dumb street.

ALL: Oh!

( gasps )

Look!

BLYTHE: Crazy Zombies : Museum Zombies.

VINNIE: Oh, no!

We just stopped having nightmares from the first

Crazy Zombies movie.

Don't worry, I'll make sure you never see it.

Are you crazy?

We can't wait to see it!

♪ You think about All the things ♪

♪ That you love to do ♪

♪ It all comes true ♪

♪ You find a place You never knew ♪

♪ Where you're happy To just be you ♪

♪ We can be, yeah ♪

♪ Who we want to be, yeah ♪

♪ At Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪

♪ We can be, yeah ♪

♪ Who we want to be, yeah ♪

♪ At Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪

Ball, ball, ball!

Ball, ball, ball!

Okay, Minka.

Now you can have the ball.

Ah!

What do I do with it?

Throw it, and someone will chase it.

Oh, good idea.

Hey, Sunil, go long!

( exclaiming )

Oh!

Sunil, are you okay?

If by "okay," you mean slightly dazed,

then, yes, I am okay.

Luckily for me, this sign broke my fall.

"Park closed for re-seeding."

RUSSELL: Oh, typical.

PENNY LING: But we've been looking forward to this all week.

I guess we'll just have to head back to Littlest Pet Shop.

( all chattering angrily )

Hey, we can play over there.

BLYTHE: Well, it's not as big as the park.

( all chattering )

I don't know.

( all whimpering )

( gasps )

Ugh.

Gets me every time.

Okay, we can go.

( all cheer )

Russell, coming at you!

( grunts )

Ha! You got served.

Give me a chance.

( grunts )

That's how we do it downtown.

Uh! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

I'm the monkey. I'm the monkey.

The mongoose is open! The mongoose is open!

Oh, no! The ball! The ball!

There goes the ball!

Oh, Minka, wait for me!

Come back, you two!

Hold it!

"No pets allowed"?

Great.

You know, if dogs ran the world

and I was their supreme leader,

this kind of rule would never--

Zoe, save it for another day.

Minka and Penny Ling are in there already.

Minka's laser beam focused on that ball,

so if it's rolled deep into the museum...

She's right there behind it,

along with Penny Ling.

( gibbering )

Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball!

Wow!

That is one big pet.

If Minka and Penny Ling are discovered in the museum,

we'll all be in big trouble.

Normally I don't like to break rules,

but in this case I have no choice.

Okay, I'm going to sneak you all into the museum,

so I need everyone to be very quiet, okay?

( gasps )

Do you remember the subtitle to Crazy Zombies ?

Museum Zombies.

( both whimper )

( gasps )

( gulps )

Excuse me, miss.

What's in the bags?

( gulps )

So miss, what's in your bags?

Bags? What bags? I don't see any bags.

The backpack on your back and the tote bag in your hand.

Those bags.

Oh, these bags.

The ones I just happen to be carrying.

( laughs )

Yes, the ones you're carrying.

Uh, I was wondering what was inside them.

Uh...there's nothing inside my bags, really.

Definitely not anything unusual,

and nothing that's not allowed in the museum.

I'm really into following rules.

( laughing nervously )

I hate breaking them.

I never would.

I guess you could say, it's not my bag.

Get it? We were talking about bags,

and then I said, "It's not my bag."

So, uh, you want to know what's in my bags?

Uh, why do you ask?

Oh, I was just going to tell you

that if you didn't want to lug them around the museum,

you can check them in.

OMG. Check my bags.

( laughs )

Uh, thanks for the offer,

but I actually enjoy lugging them around.

It's a great workout.

( grunts )

Gotta go!

MINKA: Can you imagine what it was like

to live back in prehistoric times?

I imagine it was big.

I know! He's huge!

The T. rex was the biggest and T. rexiest dinosaur

of them all.

( footsteps approaching )

Whoa!

Hey, what's the big idea?

Oh, I don't think we're supposed to be in here.

We need to get the ball and run back outside.

Okay, but aren't you a little bit curious

about what it must've been like to live back in dinosaur times?

( dinosaur roaring ) ( ground rumbling )

My favorite is the triceratops.

But I also love the stegosaurus.

And don't forget about Diplodocus.

Hey, I got the ball. Maybe we should go.

Uh, I don't think that's our ball.

( squeaking )

MINKA: Ha! It's a baby triceratops.

Aww! She's so cute.

Let's call her Penny Ling, Jr.

Eh, that's good, but Minka is better.

Hmm. I know. How about MinLing?

Oh!

Hey, MinLing wants to play tag,

and you're it.

( both laughing )

I've got you now.

( snarling )

( Minka and Penny Ling screaming )

( growls )

Hey, it's a dino dog.

( laughing )

Minka. Penny Ling.

Where are you?

( both gasp )

( sniffs )

Oh, no.

( coughing )

Blythe, I know you're busy and everything,

but I'm feeling just a tad cooped-up and, uh,

Pepper is a tad, um, how can I put this delicately?

Smelly. Hey, I can't help it.

I'm nervous.

Sorry, Russell,

but you're just gonna have to learn to live with it.

Now, both of you get back down,

or we are gonna get caught.

Caught? By who?

That big, burly security guard coming our way?

( gasps and squeals )

Excuse me, miss,

but did I just see something moving in your bag?

What bag?

Now, let's not start that again.

I saw something, and it was fuzzy.

Oh, that.

( laughs )

It was just my fuzzy, uh, key chain.

I love fuzzy key chains.

There's something fuzzy and...

( sniffing )

...oh, smelly moving around in your bag.

And I insist on looking inside.

Now, hand it over!

Yikes. He's gonna open Blythe's backpack.

Russell and Pepper are doomed.

Not if I can help it.

( barking )

Hey! What the--?

OMG!

Can you believe someone brought their dog inside the museum?

Bringing pets inside the museum is clearly not allowed.

I mean, there's a big sign right out front that says so.

I know. I put that sign there myself.

Well, aren't you gonna go chase the dog?

Oh, yeah.

( sighs )

Another close one.

Wait a minute. What am I saying?

Now, instead of two pets on the loose, I have three.

Come back here, cutest doggie I've ever seen!

( barking )

( gasps )

That is one divine doggie treat display.

It would take me a month to bury all that.

SECURITY GUARD: Here, doggie, doggie, doggie.

( gasps )

Uh-oh.

( yips )

Penny! Minka!

We've been looking all over for you two.

Wow. Look at the dinosaurs!

Look at those trees. Look at that volcano.

Oh, I love what your imaginations

have done with the place.

Thanks. We like it here too.

It is so inspiring that I feel a song coming on.

What a surprise.

( upbeat rock theme playing )

♪ Back in the days Of the dinosaur ♪

♪ Everything was so big ♪

♪ That you could not Be ignored ♪

( roars )

♪ You'd take a step ♪

♪ And make The jungle quake ♪

♪ Every b*at to the music makes Your booty shake ♪

♪ Dino pet To be a dino pet ♪

♪ We've been shaking down The jungle ♪

♪ Like they'll never Forget ♪

♪ Dino pet To be a dino pet ♪

♪ We've been shaking down The jungle ♪

♪ Like they'll never Forget ♪

♪ The diva Zoe-saurus The dino's all adore us ♪

♪ Fashion dino singing tunes Hanging by the blue lagoon ♪

♪ Dinos come from all around To hear the Zoe-saurus sound ♪

♪ Elite, dance feet, Jungle shaking from the b*at ♪

♪ Dino pet To be a dino pet ♪

♪ We've been shaking down The jungle ♪

♪ Like they'll never Forget ♪

♪ The Minka-dinka-belly-rinka Dipla-doncla-saurus ♪

♪ First ever monkey In the forest ♪

♪ Threw parties In the trees ♪

♪ Jamming on the coconuts If you please ♪

♪ Dino pet To be a dino pet ♪

♪ We've been shaking down The jungle ♪

♪ Like they'll never Forget ♪

♪ Some dinosaurs Were a little shy ♪

♪ Penny-Ling-o-saurus Liked to run and hide ♪

♪ Some thought she was The cutest dinosaur ♪

♪ Until T. rex bugged her And we heard her roar ♪

( roars )

♪ Dino pet To be a dino pet ♪

♪ We've been shaking down The jungle ♪

♪ Like they'll never Forget ♪

♪ Dino pet To be a dino pet ♪

♪ We've been shaking down The jungle ♪

♪ Like they'll never Forget ♪

( all roar )

Minka? Penny Ling? Zoe?

( sighs )

Wait a minute.

Didn't I check this exhibit before?

Have I been walking in circles this whole time?

Oh, no. It's that guy, again.

( inhaling deeply )

Ah!

Fresh air. Fresh air.

There's nothing like fresh storage closet air.

Losing three pets in the museum,

and now hiding from the security guard in a closet.

Could things get any worse?

Oh, yes, indeed they could get worse.

A whole lot worse.

How?

BOTH: Museum zombies!

There's no such thing as museum zombies.

But there is a museum guard,

and he seems determined to see what's in my bags.

So please let's all stay focused

and think of where the others could be.

All right, everyone, back in the bags.

Time to get moving again.

Aw, do I have to?

I don't think my nose can take it.

( jiggling )

Help.

WOMAN ( over P.A.): Attention, museum patrons.

The museum will be closing in ten minutes.

What the-- Oh, no!

Ten minutes? And now four pets are lost?

Everybody hang loose.

( gasps )

Dudes, this fantasy is just too cool.

I could sing a song about it.

Oh, snap, I already did.

Dudes, that ride was fierce.

Dudes, it totally was.

Let's catch another.

I think we should maybe try to get back to Blythe.

We've been in here for a while, now.

Yeah, we should.

Right after one more wave!

Radical!

( gasps )

An actual T. rex skeleton.

Look at those teeth.

He's got of them, and they're each inches long.

That's why he was the most fearsome meat-eater of them all.

I could stare at him all day.

Aah!

( laughs ): Oh.

Prickly rock.

( gulps and sighs )

( laughter )

Hey, what are you three doing back here?

( sniffing )

VINNIE: Oh, Pepper!

P to the U!

PEPPER: I can't help it.

I'm still nervous.

Ooh! Could you try to be a little less nervous?

Yes. Get your mind off the situation.

Think of pleasant things,

like spending a delightful day at the beach.

Okay, I'll try.

( both groaning )

Sorry.

Big waves make me nervous.

I can't take this anymore.

Sunil, there's only one thing to do.

We gotta make a break for it.

What about the zombies?

I'll take my chances with the zombies.

Me too!

Hey, what--?

I'm gonna start taking this personally!

BOTH: Museum zombies!

RUSSELL: Wow. Look at that.

An actual brontosaurus.

You mean Ed? He's nice.

And is that a triceratops?

It's a baby triceratops.

PENNY LING: Her name is MinLing.

A velociraptor?

Hello, Mike.

Mike?

Penny Ling, I want to meet some big, scary dinosaurs,

and you've given all of them cute names.

WOMAN ( over P.A.): Attention, museum patrons.

Please make your way to the exits.

The museum will be closing in five minutes.

This is green sector security, reporting in.

I was just investigating some suspicious activity

in the prehistoric area,

but it turned out it was just a prickly rock.

I'll do a sweep of the African Savannah exhibit

before heading to the exit for closing time.

Security, out.

Did you all hear that?

Hello. Pepper,

where are Sunil and Vinnie?

They couldn't take my smell anymore, so they left.

Can you believe the nerve of those guys?

Okay, Blythe, keep it together.

Just because you've only got five minutes

to find all the pets

doesn't mean you won't be able to do it.

Five minutes, six pets.

That's less than one minute per pet.

( whimpers )

I knew we should have stayed in the bag.

We're surrounded by museum zombies. Just look at them.

Yeah, look at them.

Hey. These lions aren't zombies. They're models.

Check it out.

See?

Well, would you look at that?

They are just models.

Oh, I am so relieved!

I was quite sure we were going to be att*cked by zombies.

Sunil, you do realize

that zombies don't come to life till the lights go out.

I knew it was too good to be true.

Oh, I do believe in zombies. I do believe in zombies.

I do, I do, I do!

Minka, Penny Ling, the museum is closing.

You need to end this fantasy now.

We would if we knew how.

Looks like we're stuck here.

Well, if I had to be stuck somewhere,

this place would be at the top of my list.

( bird screeching )

Russell, we know you're frustrated,

but you don't have to screech at us.

That wasn't me.

Who, then?

( squawks )

Him. Run!

( all scream )

( shrieks )

( all scream ) Gotcha.

Oh, hey.

It's Blythe.

Blythe, put me back in the bag.

I don't even care if Pepper's in there.

Okay, okay.

Now, to find Sunil and Vinnie before the museum closes.

Sunil. Vinnie.

Where are you?

WOMAN ( over P.A.): Attention patrons,

the museum will be closing in three minutes.

Please make your way to the nearest exit.

Oh, no.

When the lights go down...

The zombies come out!

( groaning )

( gasps )

M-M-Mummy.

Mummy.

Yeah, I want my mommy too.

Not mommy.

Zombie mummy!

( both scream )

Thank you for coming.

Hope your visit was historic.

OMG. The guard is getting ready to lock up.

Sunil and Vinnie will be trapped inside the museum all night.

What are you going to do?

I guess it's time to come clean.

( both panting )

BOTH: Whoo!

We've got to get out of this museum

before the Zombie mummy gets us.

Huh. Hey, there's Blythe.

Excuse me, Mr. Security Guard?

Oh, it's you.

I hope you enjoyed your visit with us today.

Well, "enjoyed" isn't quite the word I would use.

( groaning )

Oh, no!

The zombie mummy is going to get Blythe!

We've got to stop him!

I kind of have a little problem.

Oh, hey, Fred.

Nice work today. See you tomorrow, buddy.

Museum's mascot. Ha!

That guy never comes out of character.

Now, what's your problem, again, miss?

Well, I have something to confess.

( gasps ): Uh...

Is that a comic book you're reading?

Whoa!

Fred!

I had a wonderful day at the museum.

Sorry about all the rule-breaking.

Hmm. What a nice kid.

That was fun!

Yeah, we love the museum.

Are you kidding? You two were terrified the whole time.

We know.

And it was so much better than those zombie movies.

( laughs )

Blythe, do you think we could

come back to the museum next week?

( sighs )

We'll have to see about that.

After the day I just had,

all I want to do is go home and chill.

Chilling sounds good to me.

Hey, maybe we could finish our game of catch at home.

But I thought we lost the ball.

No, I found it.

That's not a ball.

BOTH: It's a dinosaur egg.

MinLing?

( upbeat rock theme playing )

♪ We can be, yeah ♪

♪ Who we want to be, yeah ♪

♪ At Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪