02x15 - Super Sunil

[bunniefuu]

Sheesh.

You'd think no one's ever seen a monkey on a leash before,

when I know they've seen me with a panda, skunk, mongoose

and a hedgehog on a leash.

Mail call. Whoa!

A monkey on a leash.

Ah! My ballet tickets!

Oh! My DNA kit.

DNA kit?

It's for the pets.

Just put a little spit in there and whammo,

we'll know exactly what breed our pets are. Heh-heh!

I'm going to start selling them,

so I thought I'd try it out on some of the day camp pets first.

Huh. Great idea, Mrs. Twombly.

It would be, if I didn't already know

that I come from the absolute finest pedigree lineage.

Are you saying words that I'm supposed to understand?

Because I don't.

What I'm saying is

I am the purest of purebred pet.

Yay! I've been waiting forever for these.

Dad and I are finally going to the ballet.

I'm gonna get my hair done,

get a mani-pedi. Oh, maybe even buy a new dress.

ROGER: Or maybe not.

I'm afraid we're going to be tightening the purse strings

for a while, Blythe.

I've just been laid off.

What the what?

♪ You think about All the things ♪

♪ That you love to do ♪

♪ It all comes true ♪

♪ You find a place You never knew ♪

♪ Where you're happy To just be you ♪

♪ We can be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪

♪ We can be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪

ROGER: Yep. Nothing like making the most of my time

while I'm temporarily grounded.

I oiled the clips on all the leashes,

alphabetized the squeaky toys,

rearranged the pet food according to height and weight,

painted the office, rewired the air conditioning,

and installed an espresso machine.

An espresso machine?

Oh, my, you're so efficient.

I can't imagine why the airline would lay you off.

Every three years on the second Tuesday of the fourth month,

they lay off someone whose name begins with B,

until four days before the next full moon

that falls on a Saturday.

Eh, union rules.

Ha. This place totally needs me.

( whispers ): No, it doesn't.

The layoff is only temporary,

so how much damage can he do?

I'm afraid to find out.

Mrs. Twombly's gonna give us a test!

A test? For what?

For something called DNA

to tell us exactly what kind of pets we are.

I'm a purebred.

Eh, I don't need a test to tell me that I'm a hedgehog.

I mean, look at me. What else could I possibly be?

Porcupine? A prickly rat?

A pineapple?

I don't think I have any DNA on me.

Yeah, what does it smell like?

Uh, I've never had much luck passing tests.

And I have no interest

in staying up all night studying.

TWOMBLY: Okay, my sweeties,

who's up for a test?

Hm. There's no way we need all these thingamajigs.

Oops.

BLYTHE: Um, Dad?

Oh, ha, ha.

Good thing about these pesky little layoffs, huh?

This place would be lost without me.

You know, Dad, Mrs. Twombly has her own way of doing things.

So maybe you should do something else with your free time,

like looking online for a job.

An online job search? Great idea.

Oh, uh, well, this one seems to be down.

I'll just go use our computer.

Well, I've got school, so gotta fly.

Fly? Oh. Lucky you.

Now, it says here that I need to

"wipe the inside of your mouths with this little cotton swab."

Oh, well, that sounds easy enough.

Open wide, sweeties.

Ahh.

Right side, left side, upsidey, downsidey,

all around the insideys.

Now, to put these in the DNA whirly-twirly thingy.

Speaking of whirly-twirly thingies...

Whee!

What you thinking about, Zoe?

Oh, just imagining how fabulous

all my ancestors must have been.

( m*llitary theme playing )

There are the British!

( coughs )

( Egyptian theme playing )

( blows raspberry )

( purring )

Eee, ooh, unh!

( mellow harpsichord theme playing )

Gah! Crumpet.

Crumpet stuck.

( grunts )

( pants )

Ha, ha. Oh, sorry.

So un-pedigreed of me.

ROGER ( in snooty accent ): Brain surgeon.

( in normal voice ): Nah, wrinkly things give me the willies.

( in affected voice ): Actor.

( in normal voice ): Can't afford the therapy.

Meteorologist? Well, I don't really care about meteors.

Hm. This one looks right up my alley.

Hello, I'm calling about your job listing.

Heh-heh-heh! Oh, I can't wait.

I come from good stock, you know.

So we've heard.

( bell dings )

Oh, my, this is interesting.

It says here that Minka is the rarest

of a rare breed of monkey.

She's so rare she's not even called a monkey.

She's called a minkey.

ALL: Ohh.

And Zoe's DNA says that she is a, uh,

a mutt?

( gasps )

So Zoe's a mutt. I didn't see that coming.

I'm not a purebred?

Then who am I if I'm not perfect, amazing and unique?

This is terrible.

This is great! I'm a minkey.

Sounds like fun.

BOTH: I'm not who I thought I was!

Hi, Dad. Hey, where you going?

I've got potential employers to wow.

Huh. That was fast.

Mwah. Wish me luck.

Good luck!

My first painting as a minkey.

Ee-ee!

Hey!

Gotta protect those rare and delicate minkey hands.

Um, maybe I won't paint after all.

But I would like a banana.

( gasps )

I'll peel that, Your Minkiness.

Hey!

Don't want you to ruin those minkey pearly whites.

There. I chewed it for you.

Think I'll just go watch a little TV.

Favorite spot coming right up.

There you go, Minka.

Russell, do you mind? No, uh, I don't mind.

Wow, you've really let yourself go.

Who cares?

Well, I certainly do.

Our special Minka shouldn't have to be exposed

to you and your, ohh, sweatpants.

Well, urp!

Excuse me, Your Specialness.

I'm not sure I'm all that special.

The Danny test says you are,

and we can't let anything happen to you.

Well, it didn't say you had to do everything for me.

Sure it did.

You just need to listen between the lines.

Listen between the what, now?

It appears as though Mrs. Twombly

has done some special Danny tests,

and discovered that--

Minka's a rare minkey,

and Zoe's a...

...mutt. ( gasps )

Those are the results from that DNA test?

Science don't lie. ( horn honking )

Doesn't lie.

What's with all the honking?

( honking continues )

Oh, Blythe, did we accidently...

...on purpose...

...spill our drinks on you?

Well, don't worry.

Our driver will, like, totally clean you up.

Um, that's really not nece-- ( whistles )

Driver, get out and deal with the wet girl!

Huh? Hi, Blythe.

I totally wowed them.

And the biggest wow of all

is I'm not just the Biskits' chauffeur,

I'm also their personal assistant.

Like, her feet are still wet.

Yeah, so wash them or something.

Oh, looks like I don't have anything

to clean you off with.

WHITTANY: Use your tie.

Oh, great idea.

Don't do it, Dad.

It's okay, Blythe. The joke's on them.

Heh-heh. I never really liked this tie.

I'm extra-asking, double begging

pretty please with a cherry on top, stop!

Come on, if she wants to walk around

with squishy shoes, let her.

Shah. Take us to the mall.

There's a sale that starts tomorrow,

and we wanna, like, pre-shop.

Righty-o! Duty calls.

( engine starts )

What just happened?

Whittany, I'm so, like, totally bored.

Driver, radio!

Driver, radio, what?

( in high-pitched voice ): Driver, can you please turn on the radio?

( in normal voice ): I sure can.

( rock music playing on radio ) What a great song, huh, girls?

If you're like a hundred years old.

And tone deaf. Turn it off!

Turn it up? ( increases volume )

Our driver-slash-assistant is singing.

Did we give permission for that? No.

♪ Kids should try To behave nicely ♪

♪ What is the point Of being nice? ♪

To the mall, driver. Like, now.

♪ Instead of spending You could try giving ♪

BISKITS: ♪ More, We want more ♪

♪ Let's go find A bigger store ♪

♪ Buying more Won't make you happy ♪

♪ We don't agree ♪

♪ But now we need Some more money ♪

♪ Workin' hard Is the best reward ♪

♪ That you could ever get ♪

♪ Spend the day With your sleeves rolled up ♪

♪ And smell like sweat Getting wet ♪

♪ Sounds to us like a regret ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ There's more to life Than looking pretty ♪

♪ Jealous you don't look This good ♪

♪ Happy ♪ ♪ Happy ♪

♪ Helping others Makes you happy ♪

♪ We agree ♪

♪ If you are helping me ♪

Uhh, I think he's getting in my head.

I know. He's starting to, like, make sense.

♪ You know it's not easy being The mean girls in the school ♪

♪ No one understands It's hard ♪

♪ To think of new ways To try to be cruel ♪

♪ I would like To see the day ♪

♪ When nobody has to hate ♪

♪ We see each other's Point of view ♪

♪ And always tolerate ♪

♪ Maybe he's right We've been wrong all along ♪

♪ We could be nice and just sing This old man song ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

ALL: ♪ Workin' hard Is the best reward ♪

♪ That you could ever get ♪

♪ Spend the day With your sleeves rolled up ♪

♪ And live with no regret ♪

♪ Life is good ♪

♪ Now we've learned To just be nice ♪

♪ Learned to just be nice ♪

♪ We don't have to Say it twice ♪

♪ Twice ♪

♪ Ohh ♪

♪ Ohh, yeah ♪

What?!

Just watching out for your precious DNA is what.

Does anyone here even know what DNA is?

Watch out! My DNA's getting all over the place.

( Zoe groaning )

Zoe, you've gotta cheer up.

Just because the test says that I'm super special

doesn't mean you're not the same pet

you've always been

despite those sweatpants.

Be Zoe for me!

Well, I suppose you're right.

I mean, I bet I can still sing as beautifully as I always have.

♪ Mi, mi, mi-- ♪

( coughs )

Oh! I'm a mutt who coughs up hairballs.

Well, if you're gonna cough up hairballs,

make them the biggest, nastiest, hairiest hairballs ever.

And if you're gonna be a mutt, be the best mutt you can be!

Right. And if you're going to be a minkey,

you better be the best minkey you can.

You owe it to your DNA, your specialness.

BOTH: We can so do this!

ROGER: Okay, you two, stand back.

It's my turn.

Come on, woozy, choosy twosies.

Ha-cha.

( laughs )

Uh, why did you laugh? I don't know.

I think I'm, like, having fun.

Flipsie. I win.

( laughs )

Like, OMG.

I'm having fun too!

It's time for me to head out.

Don't leave. Stay.

Yeah, we're having fun.

Sorry. I've got someone at home waiting for me.

BOTH: Plee-eease?

Well, how can I say no when you've used the magic word?

BOTH: Yay! Ha-ha!

BUTLER: Pardon me, Miss One, Miss Two.

We thought we heard laughter?

But that doesn't make any sense.

So you decided to interrupt our game?

Blythe, you know your Dad has a job to do, don't you?

Um, yeah.

Then why are you here?

I was just in the neighborhood to check out a few thrift stores

and thought if you were done, we could walk home together.

Like, what's a thrift store?

It's a place where you can buy fabulous used dresses

like this one.

( both scream )

What kind of dress did she say that is?

I don't want to repeat it. It's too awful.

I thought I could wear this to the ballet tonight.

Ballet?

I'm taking Blythe to see Swan Lake.

It'll be great.

Well, no way it'll be as great

as, like, the Russian Ballet.

Right, Brittany?

Oh, yeah.

That ballet in Russia, it's so much more great.

Oh, Russia used to be on my flight rotation.

Non-stop jumbo jet service.

Well, we wanted you to fly us to Russia tonight

in our private jet.

You can pretend it's like jumbo.

Fly? Your private jet?

It's totally settled, then.

We just need to go pack.

Honey, if you don't want me to go...

It's okay, Dad.

You get to fly again, so you should go.

Don't worry about me.

You're the best, Blythie.

( sniffles )

ZOE: Yo, pets!

Get a load of the new DNA Zoe and the fancy friend.

So youse think a dog needs to have some kind

of high-falutin' moms and pops to be classy?

Then youse better think again.

Right, Your Majesty?

Are you seeing what I'm seeing?

I'm seeing it, but I don't believe it.

I'm thinking about taking another step,

but minkeys do not take steps unless there is a red carpet

under their feet, so start unfurling!

As you wish.

I need to be brushed three times a day.

And no synthetic bristles. Right.

MINKA: And don't speak unless you're spoken to!

And not even then. You, entertain me.

And you better make it good.

( sighs )

Somewhere out there, the Biskit twins

are having lots of fun with my dad.

( dramatic theme playing )

( crowd cheering )

( crowd cheering )

CROWD ( chanting ): Roger! Roger! Roger!

( sighs )

I've lost my dad to the Biskit twins.

WHITTANY: Do you think I put the blue dress

in the third suitcase or the sixth one?

Ugh. Like it matters.

We can buy new dresses in Russia.

Oh, I didn't even get a good look at Blythe's new dress.

BRITTANY: And that's why you can still see.

We're pretty sure you can go blind

from looking at a used dress.

( both laugh )

Blythe always finds great stuff

in those thrift stores.

Well, it's probably stuff that used to belong to us.

Yeah, we only wear our dresses once,

and then they go straight to the less fortunate.

BOTH: Which is pretty much everyone else.

( both laugh )

Brittany, do you think Blythe

really wears our dresses?

That would be so, like...

BOTH: Ew!

Okay, that's it!

( both yell )

What are you doing?

Hey, this is the same scenery we just saw

except, like, backwards.

We want forward scenery.

It's all backwards from here on out.

I'm taking you home.

Since when do assistants not assist?

Russia!

Not going to happen.

BOTH: Plee-ease?

( Biskits grunt )

Just so you know,

your song stunk.

Oh, and you're, like, fired!

Unless you want to take me

to my Rich Men's Grooming Club meeting on rd Street.

Oh, that's just a few blocks from my apartment.

And Blythe.

So where were you and my girls headed?

To the airport to fly the girls

to the Russian ballet in Russia.

( snorts, laughs )

Well, you wouldn't have gotten very far

considering I sold my jet last month.

That would have been some temper tantrum.

I made a big mistake with my daughter Blythe

and I need to hurry home

so that I can take her to the ballet.

Well, then, I suggest you step on it.

Yes, sir.

Well, I think I made an oopsie.

Hm.

Seems like I read the DNA test incorrectly.

Minka's not a rare minkey after all,

but Zoe really is the purest of purebreds.

Hm. Wait. What?

( laughs )

Oh, pilot error.

BRB. Be right back.

And if this minkey sees, she will not do.

One of you will do it for her.

Zoe, Minka, you'll never guess what.

The Danny tests-- I-I mean, DNA tests were wrong.

Whatcha talkin' 'bout, Blythe?

I'm a mutt, and I love it.

Zoe, you're not a mutt.

You're the purest of purebreds.

Oh, thank goodness. Being a mutt was not for me.

But it also turns out that Minka,

you're not a rare minkey, just a regular monkey.

I'm sorry, Minka. For what?

It's not like I know how to write anyhow.

Now the day camp is the same as it ever was.

( all cheer )

( pets laugh )

Well, it's been a long, confusing day.

I'll say.

( door opens ) Sorry, we're closed!

ROGER: Please, ma'am? I'll only be a second.

Dad!

Ready to see the ballet with your newly unemployed dad?

Been ready all day. I'd hoped you'd make it.

But first I need to go change.

( cell phone rings )

Hello?

First thing Monday morning?

Ha, ha. Fantastic!

Layoffs are over.

I have my job with the airline back.

Whoo-hoo! All right!

Whoo-hoo!

I guess this means I can unlock the power tools.

( giggles )

Oh, dear.

( upbeat pop theme playing )

♪ We can be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪