02x24 - Standup Stinker

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Littlest Pet Shop". Aired: November 10, 2012 – June 4, 2016.*
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Animated series that centers on Blythe Baxter, a teen girl who, after moving into an apartment in a city, gains the ability to communicate with animals.
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02x24 - Standup Stinker

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( phone rings )

BLYTHE: Hello. This is Blythe.

PETS: Who is it? Who is it?

Please be quiet!

Oh no, not you.

Yes, this is that Blythe.

( PETS MUTTERING SIMULTANEOUSLY )

Quiet, everyone!

Blythe's obviously not answering us.

That means we need to

get really close

and interpret her facial expressions.

Huh?

She's confused. Really?

Surprised. Well, thank you.

Appreciative.

Mm-hm, now she's angry. Ooh, I'm sensing frustration.

Whoever she's talking to must be really annoying.

Serious? Yes.

Wow!

Bye.

That was from the Carnival Parade Committee

in Rio de Janeiro.

They saw the work I did for the Big Feathered Parade,

they want me to go to Rio and lead a Samba School.

They're inviting you to Rio, but have to go to school?

That doesn't sound like much fun.

It's a Samba School.

That's what they call the teams that compete in the parade.

You make a float and costumes for seven dancers,

( gasps ) Oh no!

What's the matter?

I'll use my Big Feathered Parade designs

for the costumes and float,

but I need seven dancers to enter the competition.

And you only have one dancer.

Omph!

Don't worry, once you're at Carnival,

the samba takes over.

That's been my experience.

( humming samba tune )

Minka, you've been to Carnival?

Oh, sure.

I've been to Carnival lots of times.

Really? You have?

In my head.

♪ Samba, samba, samba Samba, samba, samba ♪

She's there right now.

♪ Samba samba ♪

♪ Samba ♪

Yeah!

♪ You think about All the things ♪

♪ That you love to do ♪

♪ It all comes true ♪

♪ You find a place You never knew ♪

♪ Where you're happy To just be you ♪

♪ We can be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪

♪ We can be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪

When did you learn to dance like that?

I don't know.

My heart has always been in Brazil.

I guess samba must be in my blood.

That explains why I, being cold-blooded,

am not as samba-riffic. I could teach you, Vinnie.

In fact, I'm sure I could teach all the pets.

Hey, there's seven of us.

We could be your Samba School, Blythe.

And all go to Rio!

Pet dancers, huh?

It just might be the perfect solution.

Now, if I could get my dad to fly us all to Rio.

But it's gonna take a lot to convince him to do that.

Okay.

But, Dad, I really, really, really...

Wait... Did you just say "okay"?

We're scheduled to fly to Rio, anyway.

Just in time for Carnival.

( chuckling ) What are the odds?

EMMA: Blythe, are you ready for the perfect vacay?

It's not a vacay--

I'm going to take us everywhere.

Tijuca Rainforest, Ipanema Beach,

the best restaurants.

I'm going to be your ultimate tour guide,

as they say in Rio, your guia final de tour.

Here's the itinerary.

I don't know, Emma,

I'll be pretty busy preparing for the Carnival.

We'll just squeeze those plans in...here.

Uh...

I don't think five minutes

will be enough to do all this stuff.

I finished my designs, but I haven't begun to--

You already finished your designs?

Ramon!

Yes, it is I, fabulous as ever.

Ah, but I sense you are still distrustful of me.

I beg your forgiveness.

( scoffs )

Emma, this is Ramon.

He stole my designs for the Big Feathered Parade,

and almost got away with it.

You must forgive me for my past transgressions.

That was my lowest moment.

Even lower than right now on one knee.

Well, you are still , feet in the sky.

Good point.

If I'd known you'd be competing in Carnival too,

I would've put a lock on my sketchbook.

Ah! Ramona will tell you, that I have changed.

( indistinct chatter )

You see? I am proud to say I have found a new muse.

This scarlet songbird has endowed me

with an incredible amount of inspiration.

( high-pitched laughter )

Uh, good to know.

It will be an honor to see my designs

and your designs side by side in honest competition.

Yes, that will be nice. Good luck.

How can Blythe trust that guy?

Well, everyone deserves a second chance.

Don't you think? Maybe they do.

But that doesn't mean we shouldn't keep an eye on him.

Uh, if he's up to no good, he's not gonna say anything.

He won't, but that bird may sing.

Ooh, that would be nice. I like songs.

No, Penny.

Zoe means that the bird may tell us if Ramon is up to something.

Well, that would be a pretty weird song.

♪ Ramon is up to no good ♪

♪ No good, no good, In the neighborhood ♪

Gah!

( snoring )

So, Ramona, where are you staying while you're in Rio?

( laughing ) Oh, don't be shy.

I don't bite.

Sometimes I do, but only if I'm protecting my owner.

That's a joke.

Because I'm a dog.

( snoring continues )

Hmm.

She's not talking.

Talk? I thought you wanted her to sing.

Ahh! Sunny, beautiful Rio de Janeiro.

Watch out! We have to--

We've scheduled a tour of the sights.

Okay. Have fun.

Blythe, I still don't trust that guy.

It's okay, Zoe.

What's he gonna do?

Wait a second... Where'd he go?

Uh, oh...

( panting )

The bag with all of the pet costumes!

It's... It's...

Gone!

( pets talking simultaneously )

Okay, everybody, chill out!

Maybe Ramon took my suitcase, but we can't be sure.

The baggage handlers at the airport say

lost luggage happens all the time.

( knocking on door )

See? That's probably the lost bag right now.

Ready for the first tour, Blythe?

Oh, gee, Emma, I think I'd better wait here for my bag.

They said they'd bring it as soon as they found it.

Blythe, this is the perfect opportunity

to de-stress, and embark on Emma's Guided Tours!

Today, we brave Rio's own Tijuca Rainforest.

I'm gonna have to-- Ouch!

( squeaks, squeals )

Heh, can you excuse me for a second?

Sure.

Blythe, I've always dreamed of going to the Tijuca Rainforest.

Can't you take me? Please, please?

Please!

( sighs )

Well, it won't do any good just to wait around here all day.

( Minka screeching )

Okay, Emma, I'll take Minka, and we'll do one tour.

Then we come right back.

No time to waste, then.

Step lively, folks!

Keep an eye on your tour guide's flag!

Well, I guess we'll just wait for Blythe's missing luggage.

No. I know Ramon took it.

Listen up, pets!

Our suitcase stealer has been on the run for minutes.

Based on average foot speed, that means we need to set up

a mile radius and search of any residence, farmhouse,

doghouse-- RUSSELL: Uh, Zoe--

Huh?

Why don't we sneak into Ramon's room down the hall?

You could at least let me finish.

( squeaks )

( suspenseful theme playing )

( grunts ) ( pets groan )

He-he-he! Sorry. Ooh!

Why would anyone leave so much of a perfectly good burger?

Penny Ling!

How do we get into Ramon's room?

Don't worry. I got this.

Aah! Hide!

Okay, everybody, we're in!

( gobbling sounds )

Mm. Mmm.

Mm. Mm.

( gulps )

Mm!

Aha! Ramon did take Blythe's luggage!

You were right, Zoe.

Ramon is gonna steal Blythe's ideas and say they're his own.

Again!

Not if we can help it.

( Ramona squawking )

Easy there, Ramona. We're all pets here, right?

Surely you can see

your owner took something that doesn't belong to him.

Did you even hear me?

Maybe she can't concentrate because she's got this

wire thingie hanging out of her back.

She's not a pet at all.

She's some kind of fancy animatronic robot.

She's recharging right now.

Well, we'll take care of that!

Ah! Ah!

( dramatic theme playing )

( pets screaming )

We got the suitcase. Let's get out of here!

( dramatic theme playing )

I think we're lost.

We aren't lost. I recognize that tree.

That's because we've passed it three times already.

Which means we're going in circles.

Well, don't worry.

A great tour guide can find her way out of any situation.

I hope so.

This is awesome, awesome, awesome!

I can hear dart frogs. I hear macaws!

And the thumping of Tapir hooves.

( samba music playing )

Listen to that, Blythe.

They're singing the song of Brazil.

Ooh. That butterfly wants me to follow.

Well, don't stray too far.

♪ In the forest of Tijuca All the creatures like to sing ♪

♪ Making music as they go About their forest foraging ♪

♪ Once the music Takes you over ♪

♪ You just have To move your feet ♪

♪ Everybody gathers round To make that samba music b*at ♪

♪ You hear the sound of Brazil From every tree and hill ♪

♪ The creatures all join in And they just start singing ♪

♪ The crickets play the shaker With the monkeys on the drum ♪

♪ Birds fly in From the city ♪

♪ Just to join In all the fun ♪

♪ The frogs pick up the rhythm As they croak along in time ♪

♪ The mosquitoes join in too ♪

♪ 'Cause we love To sing in rhyme ♪

♪ We sing the song of Brazil It will give you a thrill ♪

♪ When you go dance to the b*at In Rio's tropical heat ♪


Ladies and gentlemen, the Macaw Jazz Trio!

♪ At a beach cafe You hear a Latin band ♪

♪ Their words of love Just floating in the breeze ♪

♪ It sounds so familiar But you don't understand ♪

♪ That's 'cause They don't speak Spanish ♪

♪ They speak Portuguese ♪

♪ We sing the song of Brazil ♪

♪ Keep dancing Don't stand still ♪

♪ Don't let your coffee spill You're gonna want a refill ♪

♪ We sing the song of Brazil! From every tree and hill ♪

♪ Show off your soccer skills As you sing ♪

♪ The song of Brazil ♪

( Minka giggling )

Wow! Look at that.

I wonder if that butterfly knows a way out of here.

EMMA: Hmm, if we go north, we can--

This way! Huh?

( chuckles ) I knew it was this way.

So Ramon did steal my suitcase!

I can't believe I ever trusted him.

Well, you won't have to worry about the costumes anymore.

We got them back.

Except that Ramon's probably gonna copy them...again.

No, I've got to come up with a new theme and re-do everything

before the parade.

Look, look, look!

The blue butterfly followed us home!

This lovely lady led us out of the jungle today.

PETS: Ooh!

Maybe she can lead us to a new parade theme?

She just did!

But it'll take some work, and I'm gonna need

all of your help to get everything done.

You up for it? PETS: Yeah!

( samba theme playing )

Ohh. Waah!

( screams )

Whoa. Ooh!

( sighs in dismay )

So you had visitors while I was gone.

How could you let them get away with the suitcase,

you molting bucket of bolts!

Ee-ah!

Hmm. Not to worry, my pretty bird.

If Blythe has her costumes back,

we merely switch to Plan B.

( laughs maniacally )

Just for point of reference, the first plan was Plan A.

( laughs maniacally )

EMMA: And to your right, the amazing Sambodrome.

This is where the Carnival parade finishes,

and the judges make their final decisions.

We'll stop for a moment to take photographs.

Wish we had time, Emma, but after finishing the costumes,

we've had no time to work on our parade float.

We've gotta get going.

Okay, but someone's gotta take pictures.

It's on the itinerary.

Hello, I'm Blythe Baxter,

here to pick up my float materials.

Miss Blythe Baxter? Oh, no, no, no, no.

Someone has already claimed your float materials.

What the... Huh?

This question I don't understand.

The float base and the art materials

were taken this morning by your associate.

The one with the annoying squawky bird.

Ramon!

( scoffs ) Great!

Ramon got all my float material. What am I gonna do now?

We've gotta steal our stuff back.

PETS: Yes! Steal it back!

Wait a second.

We don't need to steal anything to make a butterfly float.

We've already got a giant rolling thing with wings.

I just hope I can convince my dad to let us use it.

Okay. I don't see why not.

But, Dad, I really, really need to--

Wait, did you just say okay?

What can we do to help? Come on, I'll show you.

EMMA: It looks awesome!

Whoa! I agree. Ha, ha! I may just leave it that way.

Whoa, I've gotta get the pets ready.

We'll need the jet in two hours.

Emma, do you know how to get there?

Are you kidding? I know all the shortcuts.

Okay.

Just get my dad there in time for the judging.

No problem.

Or as they say in Bolivia, no hay problema!

MINKA: One, two, turn!

One, two, jump!

One, two, spin!

One, two-- Ooh!

Wrong!

Don't worry, guys. The first try is always rough.

First try? We've been practicing for two hours.

Sorry, Blythe.

We'll get it! I know they can do it.

Okay, pets, back to first positions!

Five, six, seven, eight!

Hello there, blue butterfly.

You helped us before. Any way you can help us again?

MINKA: Five, six, seven, eight!

VINNIE: Oof! MINKA: Wrong!

I wonder how Dad's doing with our float.

ROGER: Uh, Emma, are you sure we're going the right way?

Positive, Mr. Baxter.

It says here it's a five-minute drive to the Sambodrome.

Unless there's traffic. You might be stuck for hours.

( horns blowing )

( samba music playing )

OMG, where are they?

I think it is time to give up, you silly senorita.

This is not going well.

( pets grunting and squealing )

Our routine will be ready, and we will b*at you!

Although, it's kind of like b*ating myself

because it's my float design that you stole.

It's better to have a stolen float,

than no float at all.

( laughing maniacally )

( feigning choking )

Now step aside, we are next in the dance competition.

( samba music playing )

Your Samba School is made up of robotic birds?

Yes! They are so much easier to deal with.

Better than annoying real pets who have to be fed,

cared for, and loved.

And, these robots can actually dance,

unlike your silly real pets.

( laughing mockingly )

( crowd cheering )

Dance, my mechanical friends! ha-ha-ha-ha!

Yes, we have this in the bag!

( crowd cheering )

What bag, you ask?

I don't know. It's an expression, ha-ha-ha!

( crowd cheering )

Well, we're up next.

We'll start the dance

and hopefully by the time we're done, our float will be here.

Where can they be?

EMMA: Make a left at the next street.

Or, maybe it's a right.

( tires screeching )

We just need to turn-- Grr.

No more turning. Off we go.

Go? Go where?

Into the wild blue yonder!

( dramatic theme playing )

♪ Samba, samba, samba Samba, samba, samba ♪

( giggles nervously )

Anytime, you guys.

( Minka screeching )

Oh! You're back!

And you've brought help.

( samba theme playing )

( croaking )

♪ We sing the song of Brazil ♪

♪ Keep dancing Don't stand still ♪

♪ Don't let your coffee spill You're gonna want a refill ♪

♪ We sing the song of Brazil From every tree and hill ♪

♪ Show off your soccer skills As you sing ♪

♪ The song of Brazil ♪

( crowd cheering )

Whoo! Wonderful!

Wonderful! You are the winners

of the Samba Dance part of the contest!

And this young dancer is hereby awarded

the Queen of the Drummers!

( crowd cheering )

So now, where is your float?

Well, you see, the thing is

Here it comes now!

( gasps )

Thank you for flying Butterfly Pet Jet Airlines.

( samba theme playing )

( crowd cheering )

Amazing!

The Blythe Baxter Samba School wins first place!

( crowd and pets cheering )

ALL: Whoo! Ha, ha!

Oh, yes, and let's also hear it for the runner up.

Ramon!

( kazoo sounds )

( scoffs )

Aw, come on, Ramon. At least you came in second.

Oops, I mean I came in second, because--

I stole your designs. I know, I know.

( squawks )

( explodes )

It is going to be an awkward return flight.

Oh, I'm afraid you'll have to find another way home, Ramon.

That's the Pet Jet, for real live pets only.

( groans )

( samba theme playing )

( upbeat pop theme playing )

♪ We can be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪
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