03x05 - Hamster Hoods

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

Oh, Blythe, you are needed up front, STAT!

Came as soon as I could, Mrs. Twombly.

Amazing what some fantastic publicity will do for a place.

Thank you.

Oh, Blythe will you check in our day guest?

Of course.

Welcome to Littlest Pet Shop.

Wow, if it's this busy here in this little pet shop,

I'll bet it's even busier at that big pet shop.

♪ (Muzak)

(bird screech)

♪♪

This makes no sense.

For some reason, Largest Ever Pet Shop sales

have taken a steep nosedive in recent weeks,

while Littlest Pet Shop sales have risen.

Best divert myself, lest I get testy.

Come to Littlest Pet Shop for all your pet care needs!

We're the best!

Agh! What a wretched coincidence.

Daddy, we like, need to use the paper shredder.

Paper shredder mode activated.

And what will we be shredding?

Tres Blase magazine!

What the huh?

Littlest Pet Shop...

Little shop, big success?

Is it possible that all this publicity has actually resulted

in Littlest Pet Shop taking sales away from Largest Ever?

We don't know.

With you girls as my witnesses,

I will get to the bottom of this!

Both: Good for you, Daddy.

Meanwhile, THIS will get to the bottom of like, the garbage.

(mean girl laugh)

♪ You think about all the things ♪

♪ That you love to do

♪ It all comes true

♪ You find a place you never knew ♪

♪ Where you're happy to

♪ Just be you!

♪ We can be (yeah)

♪ Who we wanna be (yeah)

♪ At littlest pet shop

♪ You and me

♪ We can be (yeah)

♪ Who we wanna be (yeah)

♪ At littlest pet shop

♪ You and me

(laughing)

Rough night, sailor?

Oh! Yesterday's camper wore me out.

He was a sloth in name only.

Russell, why do you feel so responsible for every pet

that comes in here?

I guess I want to make sure everyone has a great experience

at Littlest Pet Shop.

Unlike SOME pets.

Hey!

Sunil and I take offense at that.

Absolutely!

It was a crass verbal affront to our mutual integrity.

Uh...what he said.

And furthermore, we can so show a pet a better time

than you, un-fun Russell.

Very well, then. I challenge you both to do just that

with the very next pet who comes through that door.

Oh yeah?

Well then, you are on!

Mr. Un-fun Russell.

If we accomplish this, we will be rewarded

day camp bragging rights over Russell!

Major victory!

And anyway, how hard can it be?

Hey everybody, we've got a visitor.

Meet Mr. Otto Von Fuzzlebut.

Ah ha ha ha! All right!

(inane laughing)

How's everybody doin'?

Welcome to the Day Camp, Von Fuzzy Bottom.

That's Von Fuzzlebut .

But please, no formalities.

You can call me Mr. Von Fuzzlebut.

Blythe: Well, I've gotta get back.

We're super busy today.

What's a day camper gotta do

to get some water and snacks around here?

Good question.

I have no idea.

Ahem!

I mean, at your service Von Fuzzle--

uh, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut. Yeah. Ha.

We got this 'good time' stuff in the bag.

(gobbling and slobbering)

(gulp) Ahhh!

(burp)

(goofy laughter)

Looks like you both lucked out,

getting such an energetic visitor.

Hey, don't worry about us.

We can handle him, just fine.

Well, let me know when Mr. Von Fuzzlebut gets bored.

I'm sure it'll happen soon.

All right!

Ha ha!

Whoa! Ho ho ho!

Fun! Ha ha ha! Fun!

All right, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut

What fun, entertaining thing would you like to do now?

Well, to tell you the truth, I'd really like to...

What I'd like to do is...

To be honest with you...

I'd really like to--

(moan)

(thud)

What just happened to Mr. Von Fuzzlebut?

Oh, my goodness gosh, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut!

Get up! Get up!

This is horrible, Vinnie!

We broke Mr. Von Fuzzlebut!

(snoring)

Great, we must have bored him to sleep.

We are abject failures as day camp hosts!

(sobbing)

Russell was right.

Look, Sunil, nobody can know about this.

Especially Russell.

But whatever shall we do?

Everything we can to keep this catastastroke a secret,

till we can fix it.

Well, we'd best do it fast, as Penny Ling is approaching.

(shocked gasp)

(smash)

Whoa!

Excuse me, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut?

But I couldn't help but see how thoughtfully

you were looking at me.

Gosh, I'd really like to get to know you.

My, you're the strong, silent type.

Pardon me, Penny Ling, but we promised to take

Mr. Von Fuzzlebut on an exercise run.

That Mr. Von Fuzzlebut is the most charming pet I've ever met.

Oh and those eyes...

Oh!

(gasping)

Whoo! Ho ho!

I must admit: I never thought those two could keep up

with that frisky raccoon.

Oh! I just love how he stares so dreamily at me.

Well, I'd like Mr. Von Fuzzlebut and his magnificent

tail to sit for a portrait as soon as he's done.

How 'bout it, guys?

He'd love to!

There ya go, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut.

Indeed, that is perfect.

Now, you must remain absolutely still for Minka.

Oops!

Ha ha! Funny joke, man.

Hmm, think ya can do it?

He's got it nailed, Vinnie.

(splash)

And...

Finished!

A winning job as usual, Minka.

Mr. Von Fuzzlebut made it easy.

He never moved a muscle.

Well, gotta run, bye!

I don't know how you got him to sit so still.

He's a bundle of energy.

Sunil: I suggest we keep him right here,

out of sight for the rest of the day.

Yeah! Why not?

We've proven ourselves as ace day camp hosts to Russell.

According to him, Old Chucklebutt here looks

like he's having a great time.

HEY FELLAS!

(screams)

Blythe's going to take us to the park.

You too, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut.

Come on, it'll be fun!

(frightened whimpers)

While still functioning as security robot,

you're now also in full Marketing Analyst Mode,

are you not?

Affirmative.

Monban awaits marketing input.

All right.

Largest Ever Pet Shop is losing business.

At the same time, Littlest Pet Shop is gaining business.

What is the one element Littlest has that Largest lacks?

Calculating.

(beeps)

(disgusted sigh)

All this may strike you girls as silly,

but I've built my business empire on solid marketing

analysis results, and they're never wrong.

I expect, at the very least, to gain from Monban

a concise, new business plan.

Calculation complete.

Excellent!

Tell us the reason that Largest Ever Pet Shop

is losing sales to Littlest Pet Shop, Monban.

Love.

LOVE?

Like what does love have to do with the market, or whatever?

I have no idea, but you two are going to cr*ck the code

and figure out what it means.

We are?

You both will go to LPS, disguised as ordinary customers,

on a little fact-finding mission.

Us?

Ordinary?

It'll be just like a masquerade party,

except there's no masquerade...

and no party.

Huh?

So, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut, how did you get such a big tail?

Wow, you wouldn't believe that story.

He told us all about it, didn't he, Sunil?

Oh, yes! YES! Absolutely.

He said he was born with it?

Oh. Good to know.

Mr. Von Fuzzlebut sure has been quiet the whole way here.

Yeah, he's not much for small talk.

Of course, he probably couldn't get a word in edgewise,

with his two new BFF's answering for him all the time.

Well, go have fun, everyone.

Whoo hoo!

Party! Let's go!

C'mon guys!

(shouts)

Hey, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut!

Go long!

(breathless whimpers)

Go, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut, go!

♪♪

♪ Hey yeah!

♪ (high-pitched scream)

♪ Got the fear inside your veins Sweat dripping down your head ♪

♪ Feeling like you might give up ♪

♪ But you push on through instead ♪

♪ Learning how to survive

♪ Hanging by a thread

♪ No time for sitting still

♪ Got the "Man" watching us

♪ A wrong move and all is lost

♪ And it's making me quite nervous ♪

♪ We've got to make it And we don't have time to fuss ♪

♪ Don't get too close to the fire ♪

♪ Livin' on the razor's edge

♪ Takin' on life by the seat of your pants ♪

♪ While we're hanging by a thread ♪

♪ Any minute we could lose

♪ And the jig is almost up

♪ Could you give us a break here please, ♪

♪ Yeah, Mr Von Fuzzlebutt

♪ Searching for the answers To all life's mysteries ♪

♪ I thought we were just trying not to get caught ♪

♪ with Mr. Von Fuzzy B

♪ Living life like an eagle As we learn how to fly... ♪

♪ Maybe Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt is just a shy kinda guy. ♪

♪ Nowhere to run Nowhere to hide... ♪

♪ Don't get too close to the fire ♪

♪ Livin' on the razor's edge

♪ Takin' on life by the seat of your pants ♪

♪ While we're hanging by a thread ♪

♪ Don't get too close to the fire

♪ Try not to bump your head

♪ Takin' on life by the seat of your pants ♪

♪ While we're hanging by a thread ♪

♪ Hangin' by a thread

♪ Hangin' by a thread!

Like, check the parade of losers.

(chatter)

Should we just, like... go in?

Let's wait to blend in with the next group, or whatever.

(chatter)

Look. Crude, simple pet toys.

Who would like buy this?

Well, there's no accounting for like... taste.

Eww! It's you-know-who.

I keep forgetting she like, works here.

Eww. Work.

Help!

Be right back, Mrs. Twombly.

Come on, pets.

Back to the day camp.

(grunts and groans)

Ow, my legs.

Ow, my legs, more.

Whew.

I don't care what they say,

raccoon puppetry is harder than it looks.

I concur, my undersized buddy.

Let's give Mr. Von Weighs- More-Than-He-Looks, a rest.

I would like to just make it through this day.

My legs feel like they're about to fall off.

Well, do you suppose that mine make me feel like dancing?

Cause they don't!

Listen, as far as I'm concerned--

Hey! What did you do with Mr. Von Fuzzlebut?

Me? I thought you had him!

Oh, fabulous!

First we broke him, and now we've lost him!

Oh look, there he goes.

(shriek)

Russell will never let us live this down.

Mr. Von Fuzzlebut, come back!

Oh, he loves it when we chase him.

You know, someday we're both just gonna laugh about this.

Perhaps, but right now it's not the least bit amusing.

Look!

Mr. Von Fuzzlebut!

He's on the bus!

Come back!

Stop that raccoon!

(startled shouts)

Hey! What's the big idea?

(pop)

(screams)

Hey! You should thank us.

This deadbeat never bought a ticket.

Why do these people, like... shop here?

I so do not care.

I'm just really bored!

And thirsty.

Well, there's a water cooler.

(slurp)

Whoa!

This is excellent water.

(slurp)

Yeah!

It's so cold and, like...

wet.

Look. The water's, like, starting a career of its own.

Aw, your kitty looks thirsty.

Here you go; have some fresh water.

Water? Water!

(panting)

Hey Sunil, maybe we should stash Fuzzlebut in the tubes

until all of this blows over?

Good idea, my green scaly friend.

Oh look, the boys are playing in the tube!

Let's go join them!

Oh great, here come the girls.

Pull harder! Pull, pull, pull!

(grunts)

Ooo, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut!

Your eyes are so hypnotic.

Come on, Penny Ling.

Don't keep him all to yourself.

Aw, come on, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut!

Don't let yourself get stuck in a corner.

Push him, Penny Ling!

Hiya!

Whoa!

(squeals)

(crash)

Boy, I have to admit, those two really are showing

Mr. Von Fuzzlebut a good time.

So what did you make of this 'love' idea

over at Littlest Pet Shop?

We didn't see any love, whatsoever.

We don't get why people shop there.

We were so bored, and like...

thirsty.

But then we, like, drank the most excellent water.

Yeah! And then we saw Blythe give water to, like...

a tiny cat.

Then there was this whole herd of losers lined up

to get a drink of--

Let me guess...

Water.

Both: Totally.

Well, Monban, what is your marketing analysis?

The common denominator of this raw data is...

water.

Hmm, water, huh?

Well, I can give them water!

Behold the 'Largest Ever Pet Shop Water Park Extravaganza'!

Both: Good for you, Daddy.

I knew buying that water park ride years ago

would come in handy one day.

Ah, lying down never felt so good.

If this is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Oh, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut, your owner will be here

in five minutes to take you home.

(alarm bells and screams)

OK, girls. Cut the ribbon!

I declare the L.E.P.S.W.P.E.

officially open!

(whistling wind and bird squawk)

Ah, excuse me but where are the reconstituted catfish treats?

Aisle .

But you'll get there quicker when you ride...

Oof!

The brand new L.E.P.S.W.P.E. log flume!

It's the high, wet way to travel.

(buzzer)

(whoosh)

I hate heights and water!

(panicked screams)

Is that, like, all it, like, does?

Hm. I must admit, I expected more.

Maybe it needs more water.

The crew never had time to verbally bring me up to speed

on how to operate this thing.

How hard can it be?

(loud creaking)

(pop)

(rumbling)

What's that icky sound?

It, like, ruined daddy's mood.

(whoosh)

Aw, come on, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut, get up!

Your owner is going to be here any minute!

They're gonna find out that we broke Mr. Von Fuzzlebut!

What are we going to do?

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

I DON'T KNOW!

Step aside!

A face full of water should get him up!

No! You'll make his eyes run!

(splash)

(spit)

Thanks, I needed that.

(noisy yawn)

Boy, those little power naps do a body good.

Little?

Power nap?

Actually it's called mini-hibernation.

It's essential for raccoons this time of year.

I've been falling asleep all over the place lately.

So, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut, did you have a good time

at Littlest Pet Shop?

No.

(sobs)

I had a GREAT time!

Though I'm not really sure what I did.

Well, congratulations, you two.

I didn't think that you could be responsible for showing one of

our pet guests such a good time.

I guess I owe you both an apology.

Uh, no. No apology necessary, Russell.

Yeah. And we really mean that.

Well, Mr. Von Fuzzlebut must have enjoyed himself here.

He looks really relaxed.

Huh?

(screams)

I shall rebuild!

You know, I really should have come here in the first place.