03x15 - Snow Stormin

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

(squeaking)

I'm not talking to Pepper anymore.

What did you do now?

All I did was point out that when Penny Ling walks,

her butt goes back and forth. That's all.

Hunh!

I didn't SAY it was wrong; I just think it's...

Hilarious!

(guffaws)

Uh-huh.

Oh, come on, Russell,

EVERYONE is hilarious in their own way.

Take Minka.

Her tail straightens when she sneezes.

Achoo!

Hilarious!

Oh! Zoe loses her cool if you throw a stick past her.

(yaps)

(crash)

(laughter)

Well, how about you?

Do you have any hilarious idiosyncrasies,

or is it just us?

Are you kidding? I'm hilariously hilarious.

But I'm that way on purpose.

What about Russell?

There's nothing hilarious about him.

Oh, contrary!

EVERYTHING about Russell is hilarious.

His ever-present clipboard,

his fear of marshmallows.

Hey, that's justified!

They're soft and...squishy.

The way he rolls into a ball when frightened.

BOO!

AH!

(laughter)

I'll have you know that my serious nature

is the perfect counterpoint for someone like Pepper.

Why, I'd even say that together,

we balance the universe.

(hooting laughter)

Now that is hilarious!

♪ You think about all the things ♪

♪ That you love to do

♪ It all comes true

♪ You find a place you never knew ♪

♪ Where you're happy to

♪ Just be you!

♪ We can be (yeah)

♪ Who we want to be (yeah)

♪ At littlest pet shop

♪ You and me

♪ We can be (yeah)

♪ Who we want to be (yeah)

♪ At littlest pet shop

♪ You and me

♪♪

Blythe: Aw! That is so cute!

I've never seen a slow loris before,

or a fast one for that matter.

Me neither.

Her handler said she's part of an educational tour

about endangered species.

Well, she's in danger of being too cute. (giggle)

Blythe: Look how she eats.

(giggle) Isn't that funny?

(loud snarl)

(scream)

My!Someone woke up on the wrong side

of the slow loris habitat.

Don't worry, I'll find out what's bothering her.

Oh, Blythe, you're always so confident

when it comes to 'understanding' the pets.

I guess I am.

(intense nasal voice)

I am from the darkest regions of the jungles of Tomango!

And I do NOT like being stared at!

(giggles)

Your voice--

(giggles)

I ESPECIALLY don't like being LAUGHED at!

By anyone. Ever!

Right. Got it. No laughing.

Uh, could you give me just one moment?

Pets? I know none of you would ever laugh

at another animal.

Especially a new day camper, right?

Why is everyone looking at me?

Could you please, for me, be on your extra-best behaviour?

Just until our guest, Dolores, the slow loris,

feels comfortable with you?

(murmurs of agreement)

Dolores? The slow loris?

You're kidding, right?

(laughter)

Pepper!

OK! OK!

No laughing.

(munching)

Hello, Dolores...the slow loris. I'm Pepper.

Hello, Pepper.

Wow, is that really your voice?

Of course it's my voice.

(stifled laughter)

Pepper will be right back.

She has a thing...

Does she know I'm from the darkest regions

of the jungles of Tomango?

Um, I do not think so.

Pepper, you're not doing what Blythe asked!

Are you TRYING to cause a problem?

Come on! Did you hear that voice?

It's hilarious!

Blythe specifically asked us to not laugh at Dolores.

Aw! OK!

I'm watching you, skunk.

Dolores, I want to assure you that Littlest Pet Shop

is a place where we,

the resident day camp pets,

respect every visitor,

and give each one ALL the space they need.

Glad to hear it.

(loud chewing)

(titters)

Do NOT make me angry!

You do NOT want to see me ANGRY!

I kinda do, actually.

Shhh!

(titters)

The next one among you to laugh

will be hit with a curse.

One that I learned in the darkest regions

of the jungles of...

Tomango!

When I lived in Tomango, I RULED the jungle.

I was known as a fearsome beast

who was NOT to be messed with.

In Tomango, the mystical magic spells

of ancient times are everywhere.

Seriously?

She's for real with that stuff?

I can imagine her being real.

What the heck's the matter with her?

Let's leave Dolores alone, just to be safe.

Safe is good.

Bythe: Oh, pets!

Mrs. Twombly had to go to an appointment

and left me in charge for an hour or so.

Blythe, I really need to go for a quick walk.

NOW!

Oh, OK. C'mon.

(door opens)

We'll be back in ten.

Be good and remember no laughing.

Blythe, less talking, more walking.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if 'Lady Never Laughs'

over there really could hit us

with her wacky jungle voodoo?

(gulp)

Let's not find out, OK?

There's no such thing as a curse.

Plus, I can get the crab from Crabsylvania

to start laughing. No problem!

Pepper, come back!

Ta-daaaah!

Oh! I have such a headache!

Nothin'!

(honk honk)

Nothin'!

Hey, Dolores, why'd the rubber chicken cross the road?

She wanted to stretch her legs!

OK Dolores, here comes the big finish.

Sometimes I water the flowers,

and sometimes the flowers water me!

(splash)

Hmmm. I really should get that fixed.

Look what you've done!

(involuntary laugh)

Who's LAUGHING?

Who IS it?

(laughter)

(screaming laughter)

That does it!

A curse upon Littlest Pet Shop!

♪ Oooooo-hala hoooogaaaa.

♪ Geeeeen hala beeeeengba!

(whistling wind)

(rattling)

(crash)

♪ (dramatic)

(zapping)

♪♪

What just happened?

Either we're really, really tiny,

or everything else is huge!

We're miniature versions of our littlest selves!

I don't know how my owner will like that he dropped

off a mongoose, but will be picking up a tiny little ant.

Did you do this, Dolores?

Yes. And I hope you have learned not to laugh at me!

But you shrunk yourself, too!

Yes. Well...

I did that on purpose.

Russell: Giant fly!

RUN AWAY!

(screams)

(crashing)

MONSTER WORM!

(screams)

JUMBO ANT!

RUN TO THE VERY LITTLEST PET SHOP!

(screams)

Mommy, look!

A doll house!

Hm. I don't remember them tearing down

the pet shop building.

(screams)

(whimpering)

Oh no!

It's her!

Aw, that's nice.

BABY NEEDS A BOTTLE!

You have to feed the baby right, like this!

(fast gulping)

Ha ha, funny alligator!

You look like a little baby alligator now.

It's happening again.

Do not worry, my shrunken down friend.

This time you do not have to face her alone.

True.

I'll feel much better if we all have to wear tutus.

Mommy, look!

I found a doll house!

Oh, I wish I still had my little baby alligator,

Princess Precious.

He could live here!

That's nice, dear.

Now, hold my hand so we can cross the street.

(screams)

We're moving!

Hold on everyone!

Easy for you to say.

Russell, this is all your fault!

My fault?

I didn't shrink us down.

But you were the one who laughed at Dolores!

Laughing at Dolores, with that voice,

was a perfectly NATURAL reaction.

Be quiet Pepper; she'll hear you!

Russell, you must do something.

OK, OK, I'll handle this.

(screams)

Just as soon as the building stops moving!

(sigh) What a great day, huh Zoe?

Glad I got out for a little while to enjoy it.

Well, we're back at Littlest Pet Shop.

(thud)

What the huh?

(echo) Where's Littlest Pet Shop?

Did I turn down the wrong street?

(sniffing)

Zoe, what's up with all the sniffing?

(Zoe yaps)

Did you find something, Zoe?

OMG! Dolores, why are you so tiny?

And what happened to the pets and Littlest Pet Shop?

Answer the second question first.

I shrunk the pet shop and everyone in it.

It's the one good Tomongan Jungle curse I know.

Oh no.

Did someone laugh at you?

Yes. That little porcupine.

Russell?

That's a surprise.

Oh, and he's a hedgehog.

He hates being called a porcupine.

Now, about this curse of yours. Is it permanent?

Yes!

Permanent for at least an hour.

I've never had one last more than an hour.

What happens when they wear off?

Everything goes back to normal

and no one laughs at me anymore.

Blythe, I don't see anything that looks

like a shrunken pet shop.

The biggest little girl I've ever seen took it.

Where did she take it?

How am I supposed to know?

I was hiding!

OK, OK.

Calm down.

All we have to do is find that little girl,

the pets, and the pet shop before Mrs. Twombly gets back!

And, before the curse wears off

and the building goes back to its real size.

Right. Zoe, can you pick up on any of the pets' scents?

Let me give it a try, darling.

Oh, yes, that's Minka...

Mixed with a dash of Sunil.

OK, OK, there's a hint of Penny Ling...

WOW! What?

I just got a snoutful of Pepper.

She must be nervous.

This way!

My new doll house is so cool!

When I look through the windows...

it's so realistic!

Oh no! That's the same look she had right before

she tutued me and named me Princess Precious!

(crash)(crash)

And the front door really opens and closes!

I LOVE MY NEW DOLL HOUSE!

The only bad part is, I can't reach

the cutie-wutie wittle animals inside.

(screams)

Mommy! I can't get the little animals

out of my new doll house!

(grunts)

How do you get this open?

MOMMY! I NEED YOUR HELP!

Please, tell me she's not going to

make me Princess Precious again.

Now, now, shhh.

You just lie there and catch your breath.

Everything will be fine.

(panicked whimpers)

I don't do well in small spaces!

Minka, snap out of it!

You're small, too.

When the pet shop shrunk, we shrunk.

Oh, right! Thanks.

Russell, you have to find Dolores

and set everything right.

But where is she?

I haven't seen her since we ran back in here.

Dolores!

Dolores!

Dolores!

She's not here!

But we need her to reverse this curse thingee

or we'll stay The Teeny Tiniest Pet Shop forever!

(bawling)

Blythe, the pets and the pet shop are inside this building.

Are you sure?

If they're not, I'll give up my dog license.

(sniffing)

The scent is getting stronger!

This way for sure.

(sniffing)

How much time do we have?

I don't know.

I'm a slow loris.

I have no sense of time.

We better hurry, Zoe.

We don't want to be in a building when another

full-sized building suddenly appears

on the third floor.

If you want, I could put a curse on the door.

No more curses!

(knock knock)

Hi, uh, I'm selling something for my school,

and uh...

Zoe, come back!

I'm so sorry, my dog loves the way

you've decorated the place.

I better go get her.

I am not going to buy anything!

(yaps)

Hi, little girl.

That's a very nice doll house you have there.

That's Zoe and Blythe out there!

They'll get us out of this!

Where did you get this beautiful doll house?

I found it in the big empty space across the street.

I see.

My name's Blythe, what's yours?

Alice.

I've seen you lots of times with all the pets

from the little pet store.

That's right.

Now Alice, this isn't really a doll house.

It actually belongs to my dog.

She dropped it while we were on our walk.

I've never heard of a doll house dog toy!

Look how sad she is without her favorite dog toy.

(whine)

Ha ha ha! That's a silly puppy.

Hee hee ha ha!

(whistling wind)

Uh-oh.

What 'uh-oh'?

That wind means the curse is wearing off.

Wind? OK, this is the first I'm hearing about

some kind of warning wind!

Alice, I need to take that doggy toy doll house back,

right now!

No! It's mine!

We've got a runner!

Heh heh heh heh!

(screams)

Alice! Where are you going?

Don't worry, Alice's mom, I'm watching her!

I'm a certified pet sitter!

(giggles)

♪♪

Whoa!

(thud)

(shouts)

Stick, doggie! Stick!

Go fetch!

(yaps)

(panting)

Sorry.

I just couldn't resist.

♪♪

Alice, please!

You must have lots of other doll houses.

Won't you give me that one?

But I might miss it.

Just like I miss my sweet baby alligator.

Did she say that she misses her

'sweet baby alligator'?

I named him 'Princess Precious.'

But he ran away, and I miss him so.

Aw, she misses me.

Well Alice, I happen to be friends

with that baby alligator,

and I can bring him by to visit you

if you give me that doll house.

Really? How do you know it's the same baby alligator?

(rumbling)

(zap)

Alice, PLEASE!

Well, OK.

If I can visit the baby alligator whenever I want.

It's getting windy, so you should probably run home now.

♪♪

Here comes Mrs. Twombly!

We better hurry.

♪♪

(happy gasp)

You're back!

Lemme tell you something Dolores;

you are amazing at those curses!

Well, hold on 'cause it's about to wear off.

(rumbling)

(zap)

(birds chirping)

Fantastic!

Well, I think it's fantastic to see you too, Blythe!

Whoo! Kind of a windy day, huh?

I'll say!

Did anything exciting happen while I was gone?

Nah.

Things were slow.

Didn't even make many sales.

Well, how could you with this?

Oh that! Well, the thing is...uh, ha ha ha!

Yes Blythe? Go on...

Vinnie? Vinnie? Vinnie?

Vinnie?

(snap snap)

Vinnie!

Vinnie? Were you imagining if Delores could really

put a curse on this place?

Yeah, I guess I was.

You mean Dolores didn't really put a curse on us?

Well, no.

I've never actually been able to put a curse on anyone,

but if I had, it would've taught you to not laugh at me.

Dolores, I'm sorry I laughed at you.

Well frankly, I--

(stifled laughs)

Frankly, I--

(laughter)

Well--

Pffft!

(guffaws)

Pepper, will you stop that?

It's just her voice, it's hilarious!

My voice?

But you shouldn't get upset.

It's what makes you, you.

You've just gotta go with it.

I suppose you're right.

(laugh)

Especially when I get mad...Ha ha ha!

It is pretty hilarious.

(laughter)

I'll say!

(very goofy laughter)

What?

Blythe: Hey, everyone.

We met a new friend while we were out.

She lives across the street

and has been dying to visit.

This is Alice!

Princess Precious?

(gasp)

(frightened murmurs)