04x09 - Un-vetted

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

[snoring]

What's that? Land Air Force One?

[laughs] 'Course I can. Step aside, Mr. President!

[sniff] The cockpit's on fire.

Good morning, Dad.

[Blythe screams] AH! I'll protect you, Mr. President!

Huh?

Ha ha ha. Sorry, Blythie. I guess I was having a dream.

Don't worry about it, Dad. It happens. I made this for you.

Breakfast in bed? Wow!

And for your feet...

My favorites! [airplane sounds]

Blythie, you're always nice, but why are you being

extra-extra nice? Did you do something bad?

Of course not. I just wanted to do something special

for my very sweet, very hard-working father.

Oh, well... In that case, thank you for being so thoughtful.

Could I take a year off school

to live on the slopes of Mt. Gigantor?

You want to take off how long, to live where?

A year to live on Mt. Gigantor,

The blisteringly cold mountain upstate.

It's where Mona Autumn found inspiration for Tres Blasé,

the magazine that changed fashion.

One of your friends did this?

No, Dad. Not one of my friends, Mona Autumn.

You know. of Tres Blasé magazine?

I read all about it online.

I know living on a mountain is unorthodox,

but before you say no

I've prepared a seven-point presentation

on why it's a good idea.

Number one--

I think it's a great idea.

You do?

Yeah. We can go together, and camp out overnight?

Overnight? For a year?

Not a year, silly. For one night.

Six months.

One night.

Three months. No less.

One night. No more.

Deal. You drive a hard bargain, mister.

Woo-hoo! My dad and I are going to camp out on Mt. Gigantor

tomorrow night!

[groan]

Uh oh, what's the matter, Mrs. Twombly?

Mrs. Owens just asked

if we could board Russell tomorrow night.

It's her annual all night-bingo-a-thon.

I was hoping you could watch him,

since I was thinking about going to the bingo-a-thon, too.

Well, I'm sure Mrs. Owens wouldn't mind

if I brought Russell along with me and my dad to Mt. Gigantor.

Go to the bingo-a-thon, Mrs. Twombly.

I'll take care of Russell.

Omph!

Blythe, you've got to hide me!

What's wrong, Zoe?

Tomorrow Mrs. Twombly is taking me to the vet for a check-up!

♪ You think about all the things ♪

♪ That you love to do

♪ It all comes true

♪ You find a place you never knew ♪

♪ Where you're happy to

♪ Just be you!

♪ We can be [yeah]

♪ Who we want to be [yeah]

♪ At littlest pet shop

♪ You and me We can be [yeah] ♪

♪ Who we want to be [yeah]

♪ At littlest pet shop

♪ You and me

♪♪

Blythe, couldn't we have [yawn] slept a little later?

Nope! Too excited!

What are you most excited to see when we get to Mount Gigantor?

Hmmm... Well--

I've always wanted to see those crazy mountain goats

that can walk on walls with their sticky hooves.

I'm pretty sure you're making that up, Russell.

Nuh-huh. Mountain goats are real.

Zoe and I saw them on the Animal Channel, so it must be true.

That reminds me... I hope Zoe's visit to the vet goes OK today.

Come on now, Zoe. You're just going for a check-up.

And you'll love this vet.

You know I wouldn't let anybody [panting] but the best

set up shop on Littlest Pet Street.

Oh. Heavens.

Hmm. This place isn't so bad.

Hello, Mrs. Twombly, hello!

So nice to see you, again, don'cha know.

And this must be Zoe. Oh, my. What a cutie. Please follow me.

You can place Zoe on the examination table, Mrs. Twombly.

Now, Zoe we'll be right back.

Your beautiful owner needs to fill out some paperwork.

Oh, I'm not her owner.

Then just 'beautiful', I would say. [laughs]

[giggle]

Don't worry about a thing, Zoe. I'll be back in a few minutes.

Me, worry? Ha! Not even a tiny bit.

It takes more than a vet to worry me. It would take...

a drill or giant scissors...

Or super-sharp-scary-needles! GET ME OUT OF HERE! Whoa!

Please, not so loud. You'll disturb the other patients.

Hello, my name is Dr. Handsome-Face.

I'm the real pet vet here.

[ding]

I'll say.

Allow me to examine you with my knowledge. Say 'Ah.'

Ahhhh.

[gag]

I like to know my patients' names. What's yours?

Wait. I knew it when I came in here... ZOE! My name's Zoe.

Well, Zoe, you have a fever of degrees Ferret Height.

That sounds... hot.

Depends if it's raining. And what's this?

You have a very peculiar growth on your cranium. [sniffs]

Are you talking about... my hat?

♪ [jazzy saxophone riff]

You know, I've been meaning to get that growth checked out.

♪♪

Ooooo, Blythe, look!

Ooooh, Snow globes!

And more snow globes!

Whoo hoo!

There's even a snow globe of a guy pointing at snow globes!

So Mt. Gigantor is pretty... gigantor.

Do you think you should hire a guide?

Well, Mona didn't have one.

You could at least ask where the best spot to camp is.

Mona didn't ask.

If Mona jumped off a bridge, would you?

If she was wearing a safety harness

and had the necessary permits, then... yes.

OK then.

No way do we need a guide.

Dad: I couldn't agree more.

This is a great chance for father-daughter bonding time.

[Russell groans]

Sorry, father-daughter-hedgehog bonding time. Follow me!

[poof]

DAD!

I'm ooooo-kay!

Are you sure we don't need a guide?

Oh, yeah! I've got it bad!

[excited squeals]

How cute is he? Who's someone we know who's equally cute

so we can picture his level of cuteness?

I'd have to say... me. Though he's more handsome than cute.

[sigh]

Is he more handsome than... this?

[grunt]

Or more handsome than... this?

♪ [sings with sitar]

Are you boys... jealous?

[snort]

Yeah, right.

That is so funny to imagine us feeling that, umm...

emotion thing. [laugh]

How will I ever see him again?

The only time I go to the vet is for checkups.

Yeah, or when you get sick or hurt.

[scream]

Vinnie, you're a genius!

Those words just don't go together.

OK, who wants to help me get hurt?

Huh?

This is going well, don't you think?

If you're worried about measuring up to Mona Autumn,

I think you're doing just fine.

Hey, Dad, didn't we pass that same

craggly-looking crag already?

Don't worry about being lost, Blythie! I've got a map!

[whoosh]

Oops.

Well, at least we have food.

We don't have any food. Dad, you were supposed to pack the food.

Well, at least we have our sleeping gear

so we won't turn into icicles. Ha ha ha ha.

Hup!

[whistle]

[thud]

Ho-boy.

[groan]

[distressed animal noises]

Whatever is the matter, my sweeties?

[whimper]

[gasp] Zoe doesn't look well at all!

Have you no shame, Zoe?

Shhhhhh!

I've got to get her to the vet! STAT!

I'll call Youngmee to come over and watch the shop.

And the Best Acting Award goes to... Zoe!

You know what? This is fine.

Mona probably didn't have a map or a tent... or food.

[weak laugh]

Not to worry, Blythe.

Our friends the mountain goats are watching over us.

I wish I had your confidence.

BLYTHIE!

Great news! I found the perfect area to build a shelter!

Walk this way.

I've been watching this show called,

'Super Duper Stay-Alive Man'.

It stars Dirk Dirkens, a tough guy who teaches you tricks

for surviving in the wilderness.

You know 'tough guy' tricks?

Are you kidding?

I've learned more than a thing or two from Dirk.

Like I can bend a pine sapling back

and form a snare to catch some food. Pretty 'tough guy', huh?

Ow!

[groan]

[spit]

I don't remember that happening to Dirk.

Oh, my. You seem fine to me, missy.

Let me double-check this with Mrs. Twombly.

[door closes]

Helllloooo, doctor. I wasn't expecting to see you here.

I'm feeling better already.

Uh-huh. Quick! Cross your eyes and count backwards from 'W'.

Uh. 'W', 'X', 'five', 'two'... 'apple'.

Hmmm. Now, how do you feel?

[gasp]

Dizzy. Weak in the knees.

Uh huh.

You're so smart and doctor-ie. I'm in awe of your brain.

And face... your handsome, handsome... face.

Oh no! Your tear ducts must have cross-irrigated

into your food hole.

Uh, that's drool. I mean, of course!

My food hole. You're the doctor.

Rub a sock on your head and call me in the morning.

That doesn't even make sense.

Of course it does!

Because you're so...very...handsome. Huh?

Oh, my, look at you! Fit as a fiddle, don'cha know.

You're one lucky puppy.

[goofy laugh]

Yes. Lucky.

♪ I ask, I hope, and I wonder when, ♪

♪ I wonder when I'll see him again. ♪

♪ But no, I can't!

♪ No I won't give up.

♪ Cause you gotta be strong

♪ When it comes to love.

♪ Yeah, you gotta be strong,

♪ and you can't give up.

♪ [upbeat horn section]

♪ You gotta believe in yourself, ♪

♪ believe in your friends,

♪ 'Cause in the end,

♪ They will come through.

♪ They always do...?

♪ I mean, not at the moment, but usually it's true. ♪

♪ You gotta believe in yourself, ♪

♪ believe in your cause...

♪ 'Cause in the end,

♪ your bones will mend.

♪

♪ Don't let a little setback, ♪ Ever get you down.

♪ Cause you gotta play tough ♪ when it comes to love, ♪

♪ Yeah, you gotta be strong ♪ and you can't give up. ♪

♪

♪ Persistence, that's the key.

♪ I believe in you and me.

♪ Keep trying you will see.

Oh, no, this looks bad.

♪ Oh, no, you gotta believe.

♪ Ain't got no tricks up my sleeve, ♪

♪ Love has got me playin' sick now ♪

♪ You gotta keep trying hard now, ♪

♪ 'Cause you can do anything.

♪ Even build a shelter out of snow... ♪

♪ Yeah, you can't give up,

♪ No matter how bad it might seem, ♪

♪ Oh, whatever, forget it, we're doomed. ♪

♪

♪ You gotta believe in your cause, ♪

♪ Do what you got to do.

♪ It will be worth it in the end. ♪

♪ Some people try to tell you

♪ that you've gone too far,

♪ But you gotta play tough ♪ When it comes to love, ♪

♪ Yeah, you gotta be strong ♪ And you can't give up! ♪

Ahh.

Zoe's been at the vet a long time. Do you think she's OK?

You know what we should do? You bet I do!

We should go to the vet and check on her! We should start using dental floss!

Huh?

Sunil's right, we should go check on her!

And see this hunk'a'kibble for ourselves!

Oh, let's go!

Hey, you're not going without us!

Yeah! And by the way, dental hygiene is very important.

Thanks for coming to Littlest Pet Shop

for all of your littlest pet needs.

[door jingles]

[whines/whimpers]

Oh, no!

I'm gonna need some back-up, don'cha know.

♪♪

[Zoe giggles]

Look! There's Zoe.

Zoe, how would you like to be my nurse?

Well, I've always thought of myself as more of entertainer...

what with my fantastic voice, and all.

Ah, that's too bad.

Of course I'll be your nurse!

Anything to spend all my time with you.

[gasp]

Zoe, you can't!

What are you all doing here?

We pretended we were sick so that we could see you.

[laugh] Pretending you're sick? How silly.

Minka: Ha! Isn't it, though?

You're not really going to stay here, are you?

We're your friends and we'd miss you!

Dr. Handsome-Face is the love of my life.

He's my...dare I say it? Soul mate!

And if that means I have to leave

Littlest Pet Shop forever... so be it.

[gasp]

Where's Blythe when you need her?

Just need a few more minutes to finish this ice castle.

[whoosh]

[whistling wind]

[scream]

You failed me, Dirk Dirkens! [echoes]

[rumbling]

Avalanche!

[gasp]

Look! Over there!

Oh, no! The snow covered the entrance! We're stuck in here!

[clopping]

What's that?

You know what Dirk Dirkens would do in this situation? Faint.

[groan]

[thud]

♪ [scary music]

Hello. I am Tenzig Norgoat. May we be of assistance?

Told you they exist.

We got stuck in here because of the avalanche.

Is there another way out?

Yes, there is another way out.

But to go out, first you must... go in.

Through there? It leads to the other side?

The journey will be long and perilous,

with only two bathroom breaks.

♪ [adventure theme]

♪♪

We made it! We're on the other side of the mountain!

Well, yes.

Blythe, you don't seem to be as happy to be alive as I am.

Oh, I am. It's just...

I couldn't even last one night out here without help.

And Mona Autumn spent a whole year.

Did you say Mona Autumn?

Yes. Do you know her?

Baaa.Mona didn't come here at all. She sent her assistant.

And she didn't even last an hour!

Mona never even came here?

I knew I should've cross-checked Fact-o-pedia.

But think about it, Blythe.

If you had, we never would've experienced

this great adventure.

You know, Russell? You're right.

We were up against an impossible challenge,

but we pushed through.

I mean, literally-- we pushed through Mt. Gigantor.

That's awesome!

Thanks, for guiding us out of the cave, mountain goats.

Hey, what do you know? We did need a guide.

I'll protect you, Mr. President!

Wow, I just had the best sleep of my life.

[cries] We'll never see her again!

There there, Penny Ling. We'll see her again.

Like when we get sick or hurt.

[crying] I don't want to get sick or hurt to see Zoe! Sad.

Hi, pets! You won't believe how crazy our trip was...

Oh, what's the matter?

Did something happen while I was gone?

Well, Zoe fell in love

so she left forever to go be a nurse at the vet's office.

What the huh?

I think I'm going to like being your nurse.

Blythe: ZOE, STOP!

Oh, come on!

It's too late, Blythe. I've made my choice.

I'm going to be a nurse now.

What seems to be wrong with your hippopotamus?

Hippo? He's a hedgehog!

Zoe, Dr. Handsome-Face is just a dog

who lives at the vet's office.

He's not a real doctor.

Is that so?

Then how did he get the 'd' and 'r' in front of his name?

Hmmmm?

Wait. How can that girl understand what I said?

Oh, no! Is there something wrong with me?

Are you happy, now, Blythe?

You made Dr. Handsome-Face... a little less handsome.

Zoe, you have to come back to Littlest Pet Shop with us.

You can't be his nurse, because he's not a doctor.

But we're a perfect couple,

what with his handsome face and my fantastic voice.

♪ We're meant to be together.

What was that horrible sound?

Why, that was me. I was singing.

Make that sound again.

♪ Laaaaaaaaaaa...

Hmmm. As I suspected... your horrible singing

is the result of an acute throat disorder.

Horrible singing?

Uh-oh.

Listen, you know-nothing, empty-headed, pathetic excuse

for a very handsome dog! You're not a doctor!

A real doctor would have heard my amazing voice and proclaimed,

'Diagnosis: fabulous!'

[crash]

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm leaving with my real friends,

who appreciate my amazing singing talent.

Oh! Be sure to schedule a follow-up!

We're so happy to have you all back at Littlest Pet Shop,

safe and sound.

Yeah. From now on, I'm going to double-check my facts

before I go off doing something crazy.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

AH-CHOO!

I think I caught a cold out there on that mountain.

Oh, no. I'll have to take you to the vet.

Maybe I should come along, too.