- ...and I don't know about you guys,
but I'm not a big fan of corduroy jeans.
Too noisy when you're walking down a school hallway.
[imitating corduroy noise]
Know what I mean? Okay.
What do you say we take a call, Zoe?
- Woof! - That's all I needed to hear.
Hello, caller. - Hi, Blythe!
I love your vlogcast. Your style tips are amazing.
You're the best! - Wow, thanks!
And speaking of style tips,
it's time for today's!
Try not to over-accessorize.
Sometimes less makes more of an impact.
- Ugh!
She's, like, the lamest!
- I know, but I can't turn away.
She's like watching a train rock.
- Ugh, Brittany, you mean a 'train wreck.'
- I do?
- OMG, Brittany... Look at how many views Blythe has!
- Like, people actually watch her? That is so wrong!
- That does it, Brittany! We need to do a vlog of our own
and crush Blythe.
- Plus we can make it all about us,
so our show will be, like, a gift to the world...
and stuff.
- We, Whittany and Brittany Biskit,
will, like, totally dominate the interwebs thingy.
[laughs]
- ♪♪ You think about all the things ♪
♪ That you love to do It all comes true ♪
♪ You find a place you never knew ♪
♪ Where you're happy to
♪ Just be you We can be ♪
♪ Who we wanna be
♪ At Littlest Pet Shop
♪ You and me We can be ♪
♪ Who we wanna be
♪ At Littlest Pet Shop
♪ You and me ♪
[nose blowing]
- Oh, don't mind me.
I'm fighting off a cold and I read
that eating raw onions is good for that.
[sneezing]
Although, I'm not sure
what's worse, the cold
or the onion side effects.
[sobbing]
[sobbing]
[sobbing]
- I wonder what's wrong?
- I dunno. Something bad must've happened
to Penny Ling over the weekend.
- Oh, hi, everybody!
- So, Penny Ling, how was your weekend?
- Great!
Generally chilled out. Ate some bamboo.
Did some frolicking. Found out
my owner and I are moving away.
- [all]: Moving away?!
- No, what I meant was-
- That explains why Mrs. Twombly was crying!
- Yes! Our adorable panda
is leaving Littlest Pet Shop forever!
- Forever? That's terrible!
- No. But you... you don't understand!
Oh, guess I'll have to wait until everyone settles down.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
If I were moving away,
it's nice to see how much everyone would miss me.
- [all]: Penny Ling is moving away!
- Well, I would say our best features would be,
like, our everythings, eyes, hair, barely visible noses--
- Don't forget our teeny tiny feet and, like,
super large heads. - I, like, have no idea
how our pencil-thin necks even hold them up!
- [both]: Like, ow!
- Should we go to the phones, Whittany?
- We totally should, Brittany. Hello, caller.
What is your name and what do you think is our best physical feature?
- Wait. Only answer the second question
'cause we don't really care what your name is.
- Yeah, I just want to say that your show blows major chunks,
and if you want to see how it's done right,
you should tune into Blythe Baxter's vlog,
because that's where you'll see how--
- Oh, no! I think we just had some techno-ecological
difficulties and lost the caller, Brittany.
- Hello, next caller?
- Hello, girls. I think your best features
are your mastery of social media
and your ground-breaking ability to stay ahead
of the advertising curve!
- Oh, Daddy!
I have no idea what you said, but it, like,
sounds good. - No, I'm serious.
So serious, in fact, I can see myself
increasing your allowance if you end up attracting
a lot of viewers. - Really?!
- Hold on. What's the catch?
- Let's just say I wouldn't mind
if you dropped in the occasional commercial for...
♪ Largest Ever Pet Shop!
Deal?
- [both]: Deal! - Bye, Daddy!
That allowance raise thingy is, like, so already ours.
- For sure. So,
we're, like, done with you for now, audience,
but come back for the next episode and make
all of your friends watch, too, right, Brittany?
- Right, 'cause we want more money and stuff. Ha! Ha!
- [both]: Later!
- Out of our way, François!
- Like, I bet our view count is, like, eleven-dy million already.
- We had two viewers.
- And one of them was Daddy!
How can Blythe's dumb show
be more popular than our super-awesome show about us?
- Blythe's bland looks and dull personality
must somehow come off better on the interwebs
than our amazing beauty and stuff.
- I hate the interwebs. - Chill, Brit.
We'll think of something to get that allowance raise.
- Think? Do we have to?
[sigh]
- I, for one, am going to miss Penny Ling's over-abundance of cuteness.
- I, for two, am going to miss how she makes me laugh.
- I, for three, am going to miss her upbeat personality.
- I... lost count.
But I'm going to miss how she'd keep me awake at naptime
by chewing on bamboo.
- But Vinnie, you always told me that drove you crazy.
- It did, but now that you're leaving us forever...
[sobbing]: ...I'm really going to miss it!
[sobbing]
- Yeah, about the 'leaving you forever' thing...
- Listen up, everyone!
I've taken the liberty of jotting down a list of fun things
that Penny Ling likes to do.
The way I see it, we should all do our best
to make her final days here as much fun as we can.
- [all]: Yeah/Let's do it/ That would be really nice.
- Now what were you about to say about leaving us, Penny Ling?
- Uh, well...
Wow!
Doing all the fun stuff I want to do?
That sounds wonderful!
- Guys, you're not gonna believe this!
I was just invited to appear on a hot new internet show.
They're even sending a limousine to pick me up later!
- It doesn't say the name of the show.
- I know! It's so super-exclusive
that the producers refuse to disclose the name.
HOW COOL IS THAT?!
- Mademoiselle.
- This is a limousine?
- Oui, mademoiselle.
- I guess you can have a hot new super-exclusive internet show
and still be a cheapskate. Have we met before?
- Yes... I mean - no.
Forgive me, mademoiselle, but our destination
is so exclusive that its location
must be kept absolutely secret.
- Really? HOW COOL IS THAT?!
Huh? Whittany and Brittany?
You have an internet show? Wait...
Francois fooled me AGAIN?!
Argh! No offense, you two, but there's not enough money
in the world to get me to appear on your vlogcast.
- What's wrong, Blythe?
Afraid that appearing on our vlog-tastic show
will make your own vlogcast
look totally trag? - Tragic?!
No one calls me tragic.
- Pinecone. Pinecone.
Who's got the pinecone? , , ...
, , ,
, .
- How many more hours do we have to play this boring game?
- As long as Penny Ling wants to.
- Russell!
- Right you are, Penny Ling!
- Pinecone! Pinecone! Who's got the pinecone?
- So, Blythe, why would anyone
watch your boring vlogcast
over our really, really exciting one?
- I mean, our topics alone are totes superiorical...
[phone ringing] - Hello, what do you want?
- Uh, to talk to Blythe.
- Hello, what do you want?
- Hi, Blythe! - Hi.
- Hello, what do you want?
- Littlest Pet Shop! Littlest Pet Shop! Littlest Pet Shop!
- Ha! Ha! Ha! - Argh!
- Okay, that was disturbing!
- Brittany, we're out of time for this episode of our show.
- You can, like, go now.
- Awesome. Later!
- Well done, ladies. - Out of our way, François!
- Whittany, our view count is way high!
- Of course it is, Brittany.
Daddy is so going to increase our allowance.
Let's check out the comments.
'Smart move booking Blythe on your show...'
- 'Blythe rules...'
- 'Blythe totally saved your otherwise horrible show.
Will be watching as long as she's on it!'
- Daddy is so not going to increase our allowances!
[impact]
- Unless...
- Blythe! Wait! - [sighing]: What?
- We were thinking
that we'd like for you to appear on our vlogcast again.
- On account of how it'll make you look good and stuff,
to be seen hanging out with us.
- And I would like to have my own tropical island
where I could go and forget this day,
but that's not happening either! [door slamming]
- So is she going to do it, or like... not?
- NOT! [door slamming]
- Doesn't anyone else want some?
- Thanks for offering, Sweetie, but not all regional cuisines
agree with my delicate tum-tum.
[masticating and swallowing]
[sigh of satisfaction]
- That had to be one of the best meals
I've ever eaten!
But really, you pets have done enough for cute little ol' me.
- But we're going to miss you, Penny Ling. - A lot!
- And we want to make your last days with us
as memorable as possible.
- Yeah, about that.
I need to tell you-- Ah!
- You can tell us after you wake up.
Right now, it's time for you to take a nap.
- Well, I am kinda sleepy.
[yawning]
[snoring]
- We're going to miss you, Penny Ling.
- A lot!
- And we want to make your last days with us
as memorable as possible.
- Your last days, days, days...
- [all]: Your last days!
Your last days!
Your last days, days, days...
[Wakes up with a start.] - How was your nap, dear?
- [panting]: Huh? Oh, good.
You're not scary floating heads.
- Floating heads? - I mean, great.
My nap was great. Listen, everybody.
Like I started to say before my nap,
there's something I need to tell you.
- Penny Ling, it's time for your favorite TV show.
- Pickle Babies?! - That's right!
- [all]: Awwwww! - Now, now.
We want to send Penny Ling off right,
don't we?
- By the way, Penny Ling, what were you about to tell us?
- Uhhh... It can wait until after the show.
It's only a half-hour, after all.
- Okay.
- Hi, everyone!
My guest today is my sister, Brittany Biskit!
- Wait. I thought you were going to be my guest.
- No, Brittany, you're my guest.
- No, Whittany, you're my guest.
- As if...
As much as I hate to admit it,
Blythe is the key to getting us our allowance raised.
- Yeah... One of us should just pretend
to be Blythe. - Oh!
Brittany, hanging out with me has finally rubbed-off.
Your idea is totes brills!
- What did I say?
[knocking] - Brittany, come out of there.
We've got a vlogcast thingy to do.
- [yelling]: No! I look hideous!
- Duh. You're wearing a Blythe disguise.
Now come out of there so we can get more money from Daddy.
- I like money.
- Me too.
Oh!
(laughs)
- You are being
totally uncool, Whittany. - Come on, Brittany.
I'm only laughing because you totally captured Blythe.
You are, like, awesome.
- Thanks.
- So let me hear how Blythe sounds.
(coughing)
- Whittany and Brittany, you are so super-awesome
that I wish I was even halfway
as super-awesome as you are!
- OMG, Brittany.
That's perfect!
- Hello, everybody, I'm Blythe Baxter
and I think everything is wonderful.
I'm so happy all of the time
because everything is wonderfully wonderful!
- That's, like, 'wonderful,' Blythe Baxter.
What do you think of our vlogcast?
Brought to you by Largest Ever Pet Shop.
Home of stuff for your pet, and, like, stuff?
- It's wonderful!
So much better
than my vlog. In fact, everyone should stop
watching my silly little show
and only watch yours! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
- You are so very right, Blythe Baxter.
By the way, Brittany can't be here today
because she's got a gross disease, or like, something.
- Whittany, I do not have a gross disease!
- Ugh! Like, cut!
Brittany, you can't be you while we're vlogcasting!
You have to be the beast that is Blythe.
- But you don't know how hard that is.
She's so, like, happy,
it hurts!
- But you have to keep doing it, Blythe, I mean Brittany!
Look at all of the viewers we're getting.
- The emojis hate us.
- But they're not tuning out.
Argh!
That bigger allowance is as good as ours if you keep,
like... suffering!
- [sighing]: Fine.
- ...and I like to sketch out my designs first.
Kinda rough as you can see, but it helps me.
Oh, it looks like we've got a personal friend
of the show calling in. Hi, Youngmee. What's up?
- Blythe, I strongly suggest you tune in to the Biskit twins'
live feed, right now!
You're gonna wanna see this.
- Ohh-kay. Let's see what they're doing over at-
- Yes, it's true, Whittany.
I, Blythe Baxter,
can be super annoying, but I hope
you and your wonderful sister, who, by the way,
does not have a gross disease,
can find it in your hearts to, like,
forgive me.
- That's supposed to be me?!
Sorry, everybody,
but I gotta sign off for now and deliver
a much needed message in person.
♪♪♪
- A 'Pickle Babies' marathon.
How'd we get so lucky?
- At long last,
a much needed commercial break.
I must go off and psych myself up for the rest of this marathon.
- It'd be really nice if someone got me a bamboo smoothie.
- I will, sweetie.
Oh, before I forget. What was it you wanted to tell us?
- Oh... Yeah...
Well, um, you see, it's about me moving.
- Ask her later, Zoe, the show's back on!
- Thank you for letting someone like me
get anywhere near you.
- You're, like, welcome,
Blythe Baxter. [door slamming]
- Seriously? This is what you think I look like?
- [both]: Huh, pretty much.
- I don't understand why you're doing this
since you can't stand me.
- It's, like, complicated, Blythe.
- Well, what I, the real Blythe Baxter,
am about to say, isn't.
Knock it off!
- Fine! You have no idea what a drag it was
pretending to be such an annoyingly
nice and upbeat person like you!
- So...
make sure you shop at Largest Ever Pet Shop.
[phone ringing] - Girls...
- Hi, Daddy.
- I called in to tell you that I can't believe the depths
you two sank to drum up business for yourselves
and score a raise in your allowance.
Reminds me of myself when I was a young man.
- So, like, does that mean we're getting more allowance?
- Of course not!
I was intolerable as a young man,
and just because you remind me of me doesn't mean you'll reap
the benefits of behaving like me...
or something like that.
So, girls, due to your behavior,
and due to the fact your little escapade is costing me
a small fortune, I regret to inform you
that your vlogcasting days are over.
Fisher out!
- [both]: Awwwww, Daddyyyyyy...
- Hi, pets.
- [all, sad]: Hi, Blythe.
- Whoa. Why is everyone so down in the dumps?
- Penny Ling's owner is moving.
- I know that. But why are you all so down in the dumps?
- Why? Because we're never going to see her again,
that's why!
[all speaking simultaneously]
- Everyone, settle down!
Blythe isn't uncaring, it's just that...
she knows the truth.
- Truth? What truth?
- My owner and I are moving, alright, but...
just to a bigger apartment in the... same building.
- [all]: What?/In the same building?/What do you mean?
- I tried to tell you when I first got here,
and then a bunch of times later, but no one would listen.
And I have to admit, I was really enjoying
all the attention I was getting.
Truth be told, you all kinda take me for granted
on account I'm so sweet and nice and quiet and well-mannered.
I felt so special all day, and sometimes, a panda
just wants to feel special.
- Well, Penny Ling, truth be told...
I actually enjoyed doing all those things for you.
Isn't that right, guys, I mean, it's been fun, right?
[all speaking simultaneously]
- Yeah, but, truth be told...
I'm kinda done with 'Pickle Babies' for a while.
- Most definitely.
- I'm so sorry I mislead you,
but I want you all to know it made me see how much
I really mean to you and...
how much you mean to me.
[sobbing]
- [sobbing]: Okay, everyone,
it's time to go home.
[sobbing loudly]
- I guess the bottom line is that we're very happy
you're not moving away, sweetie!
[all sobbing]
- Blythe, I do have one request.
- What's that, Penny Ling?
- [sobbing]: Could you please get Mrs. Twombly
to stop eating those onions?
[all sobbing]
04x15 - Two Peas in a Podcast
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Animated series that centers on Blythe Baxter, a teen girl who, after moving into an apartment in a city, gains the ability to communicate with animals.
Animated series that centers on Blythe Baxter, a teen girl who, after moving into an apartment in a city, gains the ability to communicate with animals.