01x12 - Plumbers' Helpers

[bunniefuu]

[ panting ]

[speaking native language]

[shouting in native language]

[speaking native language]

Aah!

[exhales sharply]

[grunts ]

[speaking native language]

Aah!

[screeching ]

Another one bites the dust.

[ meows ]

Ha! Did you see the look

on that DNAlien's face when
we roped him?

That was one freaked-out --

What?

Forget it, Manny.

Helen, come on.
Talk to me.

Quit it.

MANNY:
Come on.

Stop. I said "no"!

Ow! What is with you?

Nothing's with me.

I just --
I wish Pierce were here.

Yeah, I know.
Me too.

Yeah, right.

What do you mean?

Your brother and me --

Argued over every
single mission.

"Who's in charge?"

"Do it this way."

"No, my plan's better."

Okay, yeah,
we disagreed, but now that he's...

Helen, I'm just trying to do
what we all agreed to do --

fry every DNAlien we can find.

[ beeping ]

HELEN:
Three of them,
and they're close.

MANNY:
Where?

HELEN:
Back at the sewage plant.

[tires screech ]

[ beeping ]

Can't get a lock on 'em.

Stupid machine.

Want me to try?

No.

Shh!

[ beeping ]

KEVIN:
Are you sure you know
where you're going, Sherlock?

BEN:
For once, can you close
your mouth and open your eyes?

Just follow the footprints.

[ beeping continues ]

GWEN:
Would you both be quiet?

There could be a guard or
something.

BEN:
I'd swear that alien
made it here.

GWEN:
Well, there's no sign
of him now.

KEVIN:
Whoo-hoo-hoo.

Check this out.

Another toy for my collection.

What did he say?

Doesn't matter.

Let's dust him.

We can't.

The eradicannon needs more time
to recharge.

How about, instead,
we follow 'em?

Maybe they'll lead us to a whole
nest of DNAliens.

Manny?

Manny.

You never listen, do you?

Ohh, they're getting away!

No, they aren't.

[tires screech ]

PIERCE:
August th --

we zapped another DNAlien --
third one this month...

only something weird happened.

We had the creep cornered.

I got my energy lash wrapped
around one arm,

but just before
Manny hooked him,

he flashed a Plumber's badge.

Figured it had to be fake,
but now I don't know.

What if it was real?

What we if were wrong about him?

Helen, what is it with you?

Every night, you're up here.

Sometimes, I like to
look at the stars -- you know,

think about what's out there.

Out there?

"Out there" is why we're all
contaminated freaks.

It's why we're kicking alien butt,

so nobody has to go
through what happened to us.

Would you two stop it?!

Every day, it's the same fight.

I can't baby-sit you forever,
you know?

I know.

Come here.
I want to show you something.

What is it?

I fed the thermal
scans from the sewage plant

into one of Pierce's computers.

[ beep]

Wow. I'm impressed.

Stupid machine!

[electricity crackles ]

Those are aliens?

They look human.

They must be wearing
I.D. masks.

I would have caught them if you
hadn't stopped me.

They outnumbered us.

I stopped you from starting a
fight we couldn't win.

Pierce would have done it.

No, he wouldn't.

And don't you dare use him
as an excuse!

Pierce found all this alien junk
and made it work,

Pierce brought us together, and
when Pierce was in charge,

we were careful!

The one time we weren't...

I'm sorry, okay?

Look, tomorrow,
we'll track their signal.

We'll take it slow.

We'll be careful,
just the way Pierce did it.

But once we find them,
then we'll handle things my way.

What are they doing?

I can't lock in on them,

but it sounds like
they're...arguing.

Think they know we're tailing them?

Why don't we make sure?

Manny, no!

Aah! Oh!

[tires screech ]

[tires screech ]

If that tanker goes up,
we're talking about a major bonfire.

I got the driver.

And I've got the truck.

Gwen, give us cover.

I'm on it.

I can't believe you
did that!

So what?

They're getting away!

Ohh!

Oh!

Oh!

[grunts ]

Aah!

[ crowd murmuring ]

How come I always get
the easy jobs?

[glass shattering ]

Your turn.

[ beep]

Big Chill.

What in the...

[ inhales deeply]

MANNY:
Hey, freak... catch!

Not my ride!

- Ugh!
- Kevin!

Whoa-oh-oh!

[screeching ]

[grunting ]

Ohh!

[ panting ]

You see that?

They saved that guy.

Who cares?
One of them's hurt.

Now's your chance to take 'em.

[ beep]

No, not until we talk.

Helen!

W-where's K-Kevin?

Gone.

[tires screech ]

And what really bugs me is,
one of them was an XLR .

I mean,
I used to turn into that species.

None of it makes any sense.

Gwen, jump in any time.

Shh.
I'm concentrating.

On what?

I'm at one with the cosmic mana,
feeling the energy

of the universe flowing around
and through me.

Groovy.

And you're doing this why?

So that I can locate Kevin,
which I have.

Now,
all we have to do is rescue him.

Oh, is that all?

MANNY:
What were you thinking?!

We had 'em on the ropes!

We could have nailed three
monsters at once!

KEVIN:
Monsters?

That's a laugh, coming from a
Halloween reject like you.

[growls ]

Sounds like the alien dirtbag is
asking for another whupping.

Let me out of this bubble --

then we'll see what
you got!

Quiet!

You sound like a couple of
-year-olds

fighting on the playground.

I'm not anything like him!

[growls ]

[grunting ]

Manny, stop!

It's not a mask!

Aah!

That's my face, you jerk!

It doesn't matter.

He's an alien, and I say we feed
him to the eradicannon.

The eradi-- what?

A disintegrator beam --

it turns scum like you
into dust.

That's not a disintegrator,
you doofus.

It's a Null Void projector.

A Null Void what who?

Probably a Mark I.

It's a museum piece.

And you are a pinhead.

Aah!

Ugh!

Why did you do that?

[ blows ]
He was getting on my nerves.

What if you're wrong,
Manny?

What if he's not an alien?

You saw his powers.

He's got to be an alien.

I'll prove it to you.

Careful with that!

Relax.

[ beep]

I'm still working on
that list of aliens we fried.

It's not complete,
but... Ectonurite.

Piscciss Volanns.

Pyronite.

Vulpamancer.

Got to be one like him
in here.

Manny, listen to me.

That guy, whatever he is,
has a Plumber's badge.

So?

There was something in
Pierce's diary --

one of the aliens we nailed last
summer --

he had one, too.

Big deal.

If he has a badge, it's a fake.

Him and his pals --
they're all dirty alien freaks.

Then why would they
save that driver?

Why did they stop the truck from
exploding?

I don't know,
and I don't care.

They're all aliens, and you know
what we do with aliens.

What kind of heroes
take the bus?

Neither one of us can drive.

What do you want me to do?

"Hi, mom.
We have to go fight some aliens.

Can you give us a ride?"

Okay, whatever.

I'm just worried -- that's all.

About Kevin?

Well, yeah, what else?

We need to find him before,
you know,

before something bad happens --

not that I care or anything.

I mean, come on.

How could anyone care about a
person who is that rude

and undependable and --
and annoying?

It's ridiculous.

How could you even say something
like that?

[ clears throat ]
Actually, I didn't say anything.

Ohh.

[ beeping ]

Aliens headed this way.

Okay, move out.

How close are they?

BEN:
Very.

Now, give us back our friend.

"Friend"?

Teammate, co-worker --
whatever.

Could we talk about this later?

Hey, I'm not the one who -- ohh!

Aah! Ugh!

Ben!

Aah! Ugh!

[weapons f*ring ]

Oh, sounds like my
rescuers need rescuing.

Huh. Guess it'll have to do.

[groaning ]

Ha, four-armed freak's not
the only tough guy around.

Aah.

[grunts ]
Come on, Ben!

I need a little help here!

Nothing like a little iron

in your diet to perk you
right up.

Manny, wait!

[grunting ]

Stand still, will ya?!

Ohh.

I've got to start wearing a
helmet.

[grunting ]

Okay, which one?

[ beeping ]

Eeny, meeny.

Ben!

Get out of the way!

[ beep]

[tires screech ]

Gwen!

Now let's finish 'em!

Aah!

Aah!

[grunting ]

Hey, whoa!

[groaning ]

Whoa!

GWEN:
Ben!

He's gone,
trapped in the Null Void.

MANNY:
Well, it may be a museum piece,

but it did the job on your
friend,

and you two are next.

[grunts ]

I taught him that.

No, you didn't.

It's not a disintegrator.

Lousy, stinking...

Aah!

[grunting ]

Now put down your weapons

and just listen for
five minutes, okay?

I'm all ears.

So, we're all aliens?

Kind of.

One of your parents must have
been human -- the other,

not so much.

Yeah? Then how come you can
switch back, but we can't?

Luck of the draw.

But look at it this way --

your human version is
probably even uglier.

You want to go another round?!

Anytime, pal!

Tell your boyfriend to
back off.

No, you tell yours
to --

[ chuckles ]
He is not my boyfriend.

Well, you sure act like it.

Don't tell me who
my boyfriend isn't -- is!

Think you're funny?

Hey, you're the comedian.

At least you got
the face for it.

Boy, are you asking for it!

I'm begging for it!

Who's gonna give it to me?!

Me, with three hands
tied behind my back!

Hey, stop it,
all of you!

What am I --
your babysitter?

You sound just like my brother.

Really?

Pierce was the one who
always kept us grounded...

The one who...

This is what he was talking about.

Only something weird
happened...

flashed a Plumber's badge.

What if it was real?

What if we were wrong about...

Don't you see, Manny?

We've been catching all those
other aliens.

What other aliens?

[ beeping ]

Uh, some of these might be other
Plumber's kids, like us...

Like you.

Okay. In that case,
we have to go into that...

uh, what did you call it?

Null Void.

...Null Void, round up
everybody we captured,

and free all the ones who
shouldn't be there.

Not a chance.

Well, Manny, I'm doing it,
whether you come with me or not.

What? Why?

Because it's what
Pierce would do.

All right.

For Pierce.

Thanks, and, uh,
sorry about, you know.

Apology accepted.

Be careful.

And good luck.

That is so not gonna
go well.

I don't know.

On paper, we don't look like
such a great team, either.

There is that.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm gonna go swipe some
of their equipment.

Kevin.

So not cool, man.