03x01 - Ben 10,000

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Ben 10". Aired: December 27, 2005 - April 15, 2008.*
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Ben is a 10-year-old who discovers a magical device that can turn him into 10 different alien heroes, each with its own unique abilities.
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03x01 - Ben 10,000

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i've got the marshmallows.
i've got the graham crackers.

we'll wait here while you get
the firewood so we can make

S'mores.
now it is so nice to finally

See you two getting along.
I'll be back in a jiffy.

great!
is he gone?

yep.
this is your fault!

grandpa only turns once.
I had his party totally wired.

you chose his birthday wish?
and how is he supposed to

Make one without a cake
that you were supposed to get?

uh, excuse me, full-time hero
here.

When do i have time to go get
some dumb old cake?

You were supposed to do it.
Anyway, it's no big deal.

for grandpa it is.
fine!

Play you to see who goes.
Rock, paper, scissors--on .

you are so on.
You always lose.

, --
ok, this can't be good.

Gwen!

ben? Gwen?

¶ it started when an alien

Device did what it did
and stuck itself upon his wrist

With secrets that it hid
now he's got super powers

He's no ordinary kid
he's ben !

So if you see him, you might be
in for a big surprise

He'll turn into an alien
before your very eyes

He's slimy, creepy, fast, and
strong

He's every shape and size
he's ben !

With all new powers
he's on the case

Fighting off evil
from earth or space

He'll never stops till he
makes them pay

'cause he's the baddest kid
to ever save the day

Ben ! ¶

uh!
Uh.

hey, ben.
Looking good!

yo, ben -k, keep up the
awesome job!

what?
whoa!

Hero of heroes, ben ten
thousand.

Is that really me?
more like, was you.

hey, tennyson, long time no
see.

do i know you?
prepare for my revenge!

oh, yeah?
Well, why don't you prepare to

See why they call me hero of--
yaaah!

Ooh.
Uh, maybe we could talk about

This?
kemo char!

ok, will someone tell me what
the heck's going on here?

is that xlr ?
looks like the work of animo.

I'll run a dna analysis back at
headquarters.

And send them back now.
whoa, you're me, right?

And it looks like i'm new and
improved.

This is so cool that i'm so
cool!

Did you say, "headquarters"?
I have my own headquarters!

i don't have time for this!
so when can you catch me up

On my other , heroes?
hmm.

How about...Never?!
you could lose the attitude,

You know.
Wait a minute.

You're me?
Gwen?

actually, i've been going by
"gwendolyn" since college.

college?
Ivy league?

Do i have a master's?
look, i didn't bring you here

To find out about your future.
I came back to bring ben.

so, why nab me?
i remembered ben's listening

Skills sort of stunk.
Grabbing you was the only way i

Knew he'd come.
so time-travel is no big deal

Now?
you just need to know the

Right spell to create the right
kind of portal.

i know magic?
How wicked is that!

What else do i know how to do?
Did i ever get my black belt?

hello!
Forget you.

This is about me.
he's right.

tell me i didn't grow up to
start agreeing with mr. Dweeb

All the time.
ben , needs his help.

i seem pretty tough.
What could a cool superhero like

Me need anyway?
ben , may have mastered

The secrets of the omnitrix, but
it still doesn't make him

Prepared for everything.
There's a crisis looming even he

Can't solve alone.
danger alert!

Sector -d.
what's in sector -d?

fort dna-x, earth's massive
genetic depository with dna

Samples from across the galaxy.
dr. Animo!

That's the crisis, right?
That's why i'm here.

He made that robot-rhino dude,
and now he's doing something

Else.
It's time to give the doctor a

Double-dose of ben medicine.
Come on, i'll give us a lift.

Aw, man!
Can't this thing power up faster

In the future?
ooh!

gwendolyn, i thought that was
you.

and us.
well, i see someone finally

Figured out how to work their
time portal.

grandpa!
now this is what i call a

Great gift, seeing you again.
don't you still see us?

well, i--i see gwendolyn a
lot.

it's great seeing you, too.
But the same shirt?

Grandpa, it was years out of
style years ago.

hey, when you find a look
that works.

grandpa, we need a ride.
fort dna-x.

hop in.
whoa!

It's totally teched-out.
you ain't seen nothin' yet!

Hit it, grandpa.
so, where do i sleep?

in your fancy headquarters.
Where else?

You're too good to stay with us
anymore.

guess you just have other
priorities.

Well, here we are.
you coming, grandpa?

oh, no, no.
You haven't needed my help for

A long time.
Just make sure you say good-bye

Before gwendolyn sends you back.
time to go four arms and show

Ben , where it all begins.
aargh!

yeah, with you messing up
again.

what?!
aah!

oh, i was gonna go four arms,
too.

Great minds must think alike.
i don't think so.

Now go!
no one is going anywhere!

i see you brought help.
You're going to need it.

For every one of your ,
heroes, i will steal enough dna

To create , monstrous
minions.

oh, yeah?
Think again.

kemo chas!
stay out of my way!

oh, hey, you can't--
i mean, i can't do that to me!

shouldn't we help or
something?

no. He prefers it this way.
hey, i'm missing all the

Action.
wow! I rock!

What do you call that other one?
Loogie man?

Spitter?
they're not pets!

I don't name them anymore.
aw, but that was half the

Fun.
aah!

did we detect a cry for help?
The galactic enforcers have

Arrived.
show's over, guys.

it's a big world, ben.
You could always save a couple

Of the bad guys for us, you
know.

what would be the point?
But since you're here, how about

Bringing animo back to the
null-void chamber for me.

yeah, sure.
Anything to help.

gwendolyn, i'll meet you back
at headquarters.

guess you got me now.
There's nothing i can do.

Heh heh.
so animo's been around this

Whole time?
he escaped a few years back.

I wasn't sure if he was going to
show his ugly face again.

But now, it looks like he won't
be a problem anymore.

woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
what about vilgax?

last i saw of him, i left him
in pieces.

It wasn't pretty for anyone.
'nuff said.

whoa, i really need to
lighten up.

mr. Vilgax, so nice you could

Rejoin me.
whoa!

This is my headquarters?
Awesome!

I must chill out here a lot.
there's no time.

I'm always patrolling the
planet, thus, ben has no need to

Hang out here.
ok, tell me i didn't just

Say, "thus."
don't i have any fun anymore?

you'll learn soon enough,
being me is not about fun.

Now wait here for gwendolyn, and
don't touch a thing!

hey, look
he said not to touch


Anything.
why should i listen to me?

You never do.
hey!

Yeah!
Woo-hoo!

Whoa-ho!
Guess i should have told her to

Duck, huh?
get off that board now!

what?
I don't even smile when i

Terrorize gwen anymore?
Heh, you're even worse than i

Thought.
Cool move, huh?

Want to race?
no!

Those days are over.
well, what i'm over is being

A hero if this is how i turn
out.

I am such a jerk!
danger alert.

Sector -a centric.
Danger alert.

Sector -a centric.
what is it?

my business, not yours!
Get the portal open and get

Them home.
well, i'm not going.

You brought me here for a
reason, and i bet it's what's

Going on in sector -a centric.
Is it far away?

it's stories below us.
Ooh, the null-void projector!

it ends now, animo!

oh, but it's only just
beginning.

vilgax!

animo's trying to open the
null-void chamber.

and free everyone me and
grandpa ever captured.

Vilgax?!
He's mine.

Take animo.
with pleasure.

aw, man!
Uh! Take that!

Uh!
get out of here.

when are you gonna get it
through your thick skull?

If this is your fight, it's my
fight, too.

well, then, this might help.
hey, i don't have to be ben

Anymore.

you won't keep me away for
long!

you think you can destroy me?
I analyzed every one of your

Aliens...
And had animo program their

Moves into my new dna.
Nothing you can do will surprise

Me anymore.
get your claws off my

Grandson!
help the gwens.

They're by the null void.
you can't protect the null

Void and yourselves at the same
time.

oh, yeah?
Meena goh!

ooh!
oh!

when did you get that?
a lot can happen in years.

Come on, let's show him what we
tennyson's are made of.

he may know how all your
aliens fight, but does he know

What ben tennyson can do?
I just hope after all this time,

You haven't forgotten, too.
you're finished, both of you!

maybe it's time i did start
fighting like you.

eh, your weak, human form?
What a novelty!

Are you finally ready to
surrender?

actually, i was getting ready
to settle this the old-fashioned

Way.
Follow my lead.

Woo!
Woo!

Come on!
if this is your attempt to

Stop me, it's pathetic
and pointless.

woo-hoo!
Ha ha!

Woo!
hey, what do you call this

Guy?
i don't name--uh, i don't

Know.
Absolute zero?

boring!
How about articguana?

cool!
twin stuff, call me titan.

interdamoto laborator.
where do you think you're

Going?
by the way, that black belt

You were wondering about, you
got it years ago, and it's

Come in handy many times.
happy birthday, grandpa!

well, thanks.
Having you all here is the best

th birthday present i could
ever have.

sorry, ben.
Danger alert.

Maneuvo circus freaks are in
quadrant -j.

hey, can't you guys see it's
my grandpa's birthday?

You handle it.

really?
I mean, of course.

Ultimos out.
the crisis was never vilgax

Or animo, was it?
Your ben just needed a major

Attitude adjustment, huh?
yeah. I couldn't have grandpa

Celebrate his th birthday
without him.

Look, gwen, i know your ben can
be a major dweeb, but enjoy him

While you can.
Now come on, the portal's ready,

And there's another birthday
party you guys got to get to.

wait!
You never told me the secrets of

The watch, how i don't have to
go ben.

trust me, you're gonna want
to go ben.

Thanks for making me realize
that.

Oh, here.
Take this.

what is it?
something i should have

Gotten grandpa years ago.
guys, it's closing!

see ya.
and i guess we're gonna be

Ya.
ben? Gwen?

surprise!
Ha ha ha ha ha.

Grandpa!
i--i mean we got you a cake.

Happy birthday, grandpa.

Woo-hoo! Make a wish, grandpa!
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