03x06 - Game Over

[bunniefuu]

i'm so bored.

Even your stupid video game
sounds good.

Let me play.
sorry. I already have

A partner.
Run! And, ishyama, slam!

He's the coolest.
Kick! Sumo slammer.

Jump!

Up!
So why would i want to play

With you?
to prove you're not afraid of

Getting your sumo butt kicked by
a girl.

oh, yeah!
High score for the gwen warrior.

hmph. Beginner's luck.
Now, watch a real sumo slammer

Samurai.
get his butt kicked by

Kenko, the shape shifter?
Careful.

You only have two lives left.

Ben, no fair!
careful. You only have one

Life left!
guys, please!

I'm trying to grab some shuteye
here.

sorry, grandpa.
Ben tennyson, you are such

A cheater!
You're gonna get yours one of

These days.
oh, finally.

A little peace and quiet.
¶ it started when an alien

Device did what it did and stuck
itself upon his wrist with

Secrets that it hid, now he's
got superpowers, he's no

Ordinary kid, he's ben ¶
¶ ben

¶ so if you see him
you might be in for

A big surprise, he'll turn into
an alien before your very eyes

He's funny, freaky, fast,
and strong, he's every shape

And size, he's ben ¶
¶ ben

¶ armed with powers
he's on the case, fighting

Off evil from earth or space
he'll never stop till he makes

Them pay 'cause he's the baddest
kid to ever save the day

Ben ¶
¶ ben, ben

¶ ben
¶ , ,

woshosia!Bl we habyt happened?

that big lightning flash must
have zapped upgrade, and we

Wound up in the video game.
we're inside "sumo slammer

Smackdown"? Cool!
not for long.

Robo sumos?
That is so level one.

this isn't a challenge.

It's a slaughter-fest.
oh, yeah.

Real tough when you can control
the whole game world as upgrade.

jealous?
Sayonara, suckers.

Oh, yeah!
You've been sumo slammed.

Ben's the best.
Forget the rest.

ok, since you control
everything, how about getting us

Out of here before you--
uh-oh.

you are such a dweeb.
Now what are we gonna do?

we just hang out until
the watch lets me go upgrade

Again.
No problem.

Ok, maybe a little problem.
what happened to all the hero

Icons?
That's great.

How long are we gonna last in
here without up--

don't blow a brain gasket.
I've played this game like

A million times.
Nothing could surprise me.

oh! Ben!
ohh. I definitely don't want

To do that again.
we're each down to our last

Life.
Something tells me next time we

Get blasted apart, it'll be for
keeps.

Hyah!
uh! Uh!

Oh, man.
There are too many.

We need to find an--
akeni trunk.

Dibs on the samurai sumo sword.
Whoa. How did you learn how to

Do that?
i read the instructions.

this game came with
instructions?

the dojo.
We can use it to get

To the next level.
i knew that.

ok, mr. Sumo slammer samurai,
what's the plan?

keep moving and stay alive.
Duh.

Hey, that looks like four arms.
I wonder if--

Oh, yeah!
That's what i'm talking about.

Four arms of fun.
Ishyama.

how do you know my name,
strange creature?

i'm your biggest fan.
I know all your stats.

You weigh pounds.
You have a strength rating,

intelligence, agility.
enough! Are you or are you

Not a shape shifter?
sure. I--i guess you could

Say that.
then you can only be

My arch-enemy kenko.
Sumo slam!

no! Wait...
wait! I don't want to fight

You.
you cannot trick me, kenko.

I will not rest until you are
defeated as is my sworn task.

but i'm not kenko.
I'm ben.

I'm a good guy.
forgive me if i don't believe

You.
Hyah! Hyah!

it's true.
I own every sumo slammer's comic

Book, doubles of every trading
card.

I even eat your cruddy cereal.
i shall not be confused by

Your double-talk.
Up!

four arms?
Hyah!

who is this magnificent
warrior?

that's no magnificent
warrior.

That's just my goofy cousin.
back off.

He's with me.
i can take care of myself.

so you are indeed related to
this creature.

please don't remind me.
I'm gwen.

i am ishyama.
You fight like a champion

Warrior, gwen.
that's nothing.

I'll show you a real champion.
Yee-ha!

Ride 'em, cowboy.
Probably should have seen that

One coming.
Whoa!

ben, hang on.
i got to read those

Instructions.

your skills are impressive.
thanks. Coming from you,

That's quite a--
not you, jester.

Warrior gwen.
oh, man.

thanks! So what are you
waiting for, doofus?

Go upgrade and zap us out of
here.

i can't.
Only the four arms icon was

Inside that akeni trunk.
Upgrade could be hidden anywhere

On any of the other levels.
not anywhere.

Looks like it's on level in
the arena.

level ?
We'll never make it all that

Way unless...
You know any cheat codes that

Could get us there quicker?
a sumo never cheats.

However, i do know a shortcut,
but the journey will be

Treacherous.
guess we don't have any

Choice, thank you very much.
from what land do you hail,

Warrior gwen?
it's kind of hard to explain.

whoa. I've never seen this
part of the game before.

game? This is no game.
The fate of the entire sumo

World hangs in the balance.
i know, i know.

I read the back of the box.
the back of the box?

don't you get it, ben.
Ishyama doesn't know he's

A program in a game.
This is all real to him.

an akeni trunk.
thanks for the sumo bow.

who needs it?
I just hit the omnitrix jackpot.

careful.
One may be a trap.

it was her fault.
oh! As if!

it matters not.
My life is nothing in the quest

To stop kenko.
The chamber of the kappa will

Grant access to the level of
your choosing, but only if you

Solve their riddle.
the key names your w*apon,

But only by sight.
When uttered as vow,

A gesture polite.
what do you suppose it means?

beats me.
But i know what that means.

I bet old cannonbolt will
impress ishyama.

let him go, kenko!
tell me about this upgrade

Icon, boy, or your friends
will pay with their lives.

tell him nothing.
he's right, ben.

We can't let kenko loose
in the real world.

the real world!
Yet another domain i will rule

With an iron fist.
no way.

But i'm gonna show you some real
sumo slamming...

Cannonbolt-style.
Ok. Maybe that's a little too

Slamming.
i will leave you

To my henchmen while i find
the upgrade icon.

warrior gwen, your sumo bow!

ben? Gwen?

How many times have i told you
guys to shut this thing off when

You're done playing with it?
i can't move.

What's happening?
grandpa must be messing with

The controls.
If he turns it off now, he'll

Delete us along with the game.
Grandpa!

no!
don't shut us off!

grandpa!
no!

don't shut us off!
ben, gwen, is that you?

Oh, please tell me i'm on one of
those hidden camera shows.

so now we need to get
the upgrade icon on level

So we can get out of this game.
there must be some way i can

Help you guys.
Oh, maybe if i push this.

no!
we mean, just hit resume

And don't touch anything else
and leave the rest

To the game pros and ben.
oh, hilarious.

ok. Here she goes.
Oh, "sumo slammer smackdown."

my bad.
nice going, round boy.

Now he's down to his last life.
we must still answer

The kappa's riddle
if we are to continue our quest.

the key names your w*apon,
but only by sight.

When uttered as vow,
a gesture polite.

names my w*apon?
Huh! That's it.

My w*apon is a bow.
But when uttered as "vow," it

Becomes bow.
ha ha ha!

Whoa! Looks like you've been
putting on the old sumo feedbag.

says the original fathead.
The dojo.

oh, sure.
When i bust something, it's all

Silent stares,
but when she busts something,

She's a hero.
the arena of sumo warriors.

and the sight of your final
defeat, ishyama.

bring it on, kenko.
uh!

You know, for a watch, you have
a lousy sense of timing.

ben, we'll handle kenko.
Just find that upgrade icon.

no way.
I want to prove to ishyama that

I'm a hero, too.
you will, but you have to

Start thinking like a hero
again instead of trying to

Impress a computer program.

no, no, no, no!
where'd he go?

i would have expected more of
a challenge from the great

Ishyama.
the battle is not over so

Long as one of us still stands.
no, no! Wait!

Yes!

your power is mine, boy.
Yes!

ishyama!

no!
your sumo slammer hero isn't

Here to protect you anymore.
i can take care of myself

And you all alone.
Now we play by my rules, kenko.

Come out, come out wherever you
are.

quit fooling around and get
us out of here before you

Time out again.
i'm right here, doofus.

Ha ha!
you wouldn't leave without

Saying good-bye, would you?
ishyama?

but i thought you were--
ha ha ha.

It will take more than kenko to
finish off my last life.

I just wanted to say i was
wrong.

You are the superior warrior.
I only wish i could visit your

World and fight alongside such
a noble hero.

whoa. Really?
Well, maybe i can--

sorry, ishy, but your travel
plans just got canceled.

grandpa, what are you doing?
He's a good guy.

oh, no, he isn't.

kenko!
you were trying to fool me

Into taking you back to
the real world.

let's get out of here before
he succeeds.

a true sumo slammer never
retreats.

I'm going to defeat him
honorably.

fortunately, i am not bound
by such honor.

Destroy me, and she suffers
the same fate.

i don't think so.
This game's over.

Come on!
Say it.

ugh. Fine.
You're the better sumo slammer

Samurai.
Happy?

who cares what you think,
geek?

I want to hear it from him.
So now who do you think is

The best sumo warrior?
him.

grandpa?
only a true sumo slammer

Would know to use the cleansing
power of sumo salt to reveal

Kenko's deception.
ah. It was easy.

I just read the instructions.
"read the instructions"?

no time for good-byes.
could you cut it a little

Closer next time?
hopefully there won't be

A next time.
well, it looks like it's

Finally stopped raining.
Look, how about you kids go out

And get some fresh air?
i think i could use a little

Real world right about now.

heh heh.
I thought they'd never leave.