03x07 - Super Alien Hero Buddy Adventures

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Ben 10". Aired: December 27, 2005 - April 15, 2008.*
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Ben is a 10-year-old who discovers a magical device that can turn him into 10 different alien heroes, each with its own unique abilities.
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03x07 - Super Alien Hero Buddy Adventures

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all: Aah!
who will protect us from the
nefarious deeds of

The league of evil doom fiends?
all:
handy buddy.

ugh.
You'll not be tossing me out of
the game anytime soon,

Bowling ball bandit.
fiery buddy!
the gumdrop wizard's gumming

Up my feet.
Time to get unstuck and turn up
the heat.

doggy buddy.
look out, laddie!
It's the kitty litterer!


the forces of good and
fairness uniting to form...

The super alien hero buddies!
gwen: Ben, is it just me or
are those super lame-o versions

Of your alien heroes?
ben: Someone's paying for
this big-time.

¶ it started when an alien
device did what it did ¶
¶ and stuck itself upon his

Wrist with secrets that it hid ¶
¶ now he's got superpowers
¶ he's no ordinary kid

¶ he's ben
¶ ben
¶ so, if you see him, you

Might be in for a big surprise ¶
¶ he'll turn into an alien
before your very eyes ¶

¶ he's slimy, creepy, fast, and
strong ¶
¶ he's every shape and size

¶ he's ben
¶ ben
¶ armed with powers, he's on

The case ¶
¶ fighting off evil from earth
or space ¶

¶ he'll never stop till he makes
them pay ¶
¶ 'cause he's the baddest kid to

Ever save the day ¶
¶ ben
¶ ben

ben: Bad enough they ripped

Me off with some dumb cartoon.

Did they have to make me look

Like a total dweeb?

gwen: Yeah, as if you need

Help looking like a total dweeb.

max: Just like i thought --

It's the distributor.

I saw a garage a few blocks

Back.

Let me see if i can get another

One.

gwen: What about planetary

Studios?

max: You're right.

Ben's been bugging me all summer

To take him to see

Kangaroo commando.

All right, you two get started

Without me.

I'll meet you back here at : .

gwen: I still don't get what

The big deal is about some old

Tv actor jumping around in his

Underwear.

ben: Hyah!

I wouldn't expect you to

Appreciate kangaroo commando,

But i've watched his show since

I was just a kid.

Hyah!
He made me want to be a
superhero.

Ugh!
i'm handy buddy!
Watch me go!

Oh.
ben: Wait.
Four arms doesn't dance around

And fall on his butt like a
goof.
who's four arms?

I'm handy buddy, me boyo.
Shake.
gwen: "meet tim dean, creator

Of 'super alien hero buddy
adventures.'"
want to get an autograph?

have a super alien hero buddy
day.
thanks for

Watching.

Hey, that's a tim dean original.
ben: Original?
You totally stole your

"here-nos" from m-- uh, those
alien heroes in the news.
prove it.

Take him away, fiery buddy.
ben: His name's heatblast.
And he doesn't rap when he

Talks.
And why is four arms scottish?
That doesn't even make sense!

Aah! Ugh!
gwen: Something tells me that
guy's not too open to

Constructive criticism.
ben: Then maybe it's time for
a little destructive criticism.

gwen: Ben?
heatblast: What?

It wasn't me.
it's kangaroo commando.

He needs help.

who are you?
heatblast: Just your all-time
biggest fan.

is that why you're trying to
ruin my stunt show?
heatblast: Sorry, i can fix

This.
No problem.

Hey, it was an accident.
gwen: Great show, huh?
So...Realistic.

I think we'll be able to see
better from over there.
who put you up to this --

Tim dean?
Isn't it enough he knocked my tv
show off the air with that

Stupid cartoon of his?
Now he has to ruin my live
shows, too?

All right.
Now we're giving the public what
they want.

heatblast: Oh, i get it.
Hollywood.
thanks for

Watching.

all in a day's work for this
superhero.

gwen: Ben, you okay?
ben: Yeah.

I'm gonna be kangaroo commando's
partner!
gwen: More like his punching

Bag.
kangaroo commando isn't so
much of a role as a way of life.

I do my own stunts.
I even build my own gadgets and
special effects.

gwen: I can't believe we're
missing the stars with scars
horror movie makeup

Demonstration for this.
north, that was pretty low
stealing fiery buddy to try and

Save your pathetic stunt show.
me?
Clearly you sent him to try and

Intimidate me.
listen, old man, "super alien
hero buddies" will bury you.

And i'll be there kicking in the
last mound of dirt.
we'll see who buries who.

ben: Mr. North, i need to
tell you something about
heatblast.

save it, kid.
gwen: That sure went well.
ben: He's just a busy guy.

Come on.
If we want to go on
kangaroo commando the ride, we

Should hurry up.
The line's probably like a mile
long.

gwen: Looks like no one wants
to hop aboard and ride with your
hero.

ben: Well, they just don't
know what they're missing.

No way he could come up with a
cool ride like this.
Wahoo!

These special effects rock!

gwen:

gwen: Hello?!
Good time to go hero.
ben: I can't!

kangaroo commando! Yes!

let's see what we can do
about that safety bar.
aah!

fear not.
Kangaroo commando is here to
save the day.

ben: Finally.
With a little help from a
friend.

four arms: Need an extra
hand?
I got four.

hmm.
You must be one of those new
animatronic devices.

four arms: Actually, i'm just
a kid.
That's what i've been trying to

Tell you.
well, stand back.

These kids need my help.

thanks, handy buddy.
four arms: Name's four arms,
not handy buddy.

you could get in trouble
ripping off handy buddy like
that.

four arms: Sue me.

We could team up.
did that once with
marsupial man until i caught him

Putting all my gadgets in his
pouch.
I go solo.

four arms: Why is he so
upset?
It's not like this is another

Stunt show.
gwen: I'm not sure.
I mean, doesn't this whole

Accident and rescue seem a
little -- i don't know --
convenient?

this was no accident.
Someone rigged this ride with
expl*sives...

Someone who wore this
ink-stained glove -- the kind
used by animators.

both: Tim dean.
gwen: He just happens to find
a glove?

four arms: Because he's a
crime-fighting genius.
And i will be his partner.

gwen:
how proud he must be.
why wouldiwant to blow up

Yourstupid ride?
so planetary studios could
tear it down and build your

Stupid ride.
those aren't mine.
I mean, the sketches are, but

Not the expl*sives.
gentlemen, i believe we've
caught the culprit red-handed.

gwen: Wait.
That glove can't possibly belong
to tim dean.

It's a right-handed glove.
Dean did all his sketches
left-handed.

ben: Hey, whose side are you
on?
that doesn't prove anything.

even those weak villains on
your old show could have pulled
off a better frame job.

ben: Ha!
You want to talk about lame-o
villains?

Bowling ball bandit?
Kitty litterer?
That fur ball doesn't even meow

Right.
that's it.
ben: Nice going, gwen.

We could have put that slimeball
animator away for good if you
hadn't opened your big mouth.

gwen: Didn't north say he
handles all his own special
effects, including expl*sives?

ben: So?
No way would kangaroo commando
ever blow up his own ride.


gwen: But he's not
kangaroo commando.
He's an actor who'd do anything

To save his show.
We need to keep an eye on him.

stinkfly: Oh, this is a major
waste of time.
We should be tailing the

Animator guy, 'cause if that's
not a crime, i don't know what
is.

hey, folks.
Don't forget, we'll be
premiering a brand-new episode

Of "super alien hero buddy
adventures" right here on the
big screens at planetary studios

Hollywood.
stinkfly: I've got a premiere
for you.

gwen: Real mature,
stinkbreath.
Look!

North is heading for his
dressing room.
Take us down.

stinkfly: I'll land when i'm
good and ready.
both: Aah!

ben:

hey, you kids, get out of the
water!
both:

this has gone too far.
It has to stop before someone
gets hurt.

ben: Who's he talking to?
gwen: Himself.
you don't tell me what to do.

if i catch you two sneaking
around again, you're out of the
park.

gwen: Okay, there's
definitely something majorly
weird about north.

He was having an argument with
himself.
ben: Well, maybe he was just

Practicing lines from his show
or something.
gwen: Face it, ben.

Your hero's the villain.
ladies and gentlemen,
planetary studios hollywood is

Proud to present a
world-premiere episode of...
aah!

gwen: How original.
Hanging over a flaming vat of
deadly chemicals.

ben: Maybe he's really in
trouble.
Time to accelerate.

wildvine: Oh, man!
help!
Someone help me!

gwen: Kangaroo commando?
Wait, how can north be in two
places at once?

wildvine: I'm so confused.

gwen: We got to get to the
bottom of this.

wildvine:

that is so fake.


wildvine: Aah! But that's
not.

wahoo! That was awesome!
Go, plant guy!

wildvine: Mr. North, hang on.
please, don't hurt me.
I just do drawings.

I'm not even that good.

wildvine: Wait.
Didn't you kidnap mr. North?
no, you overgrown weed.

He kidnapped me.

didn't he?
pity you won't have time to

Figure it out and save them
both.

aah! Aah!

gwen: Ben, grab dean.
I'll get north.

wildvine: Let's get out of
here before --

attention, parkgoers.
I regret to inform you of the

Demise of that has-been
abel north and that talentless
animator tim dean.

has-been?
talentless?
he must have taken over the

Park's master control center.
I told him this had gone too
far.

gwen: Wait. Told who?

wildvine: Of course.
I should have figured it out.
Episode , the first season.

Kangaroo commando had his
brother on -- his twin brother,
kane.

i'm the real
kangaroo commando.
I built all the gadgets and

Special effects while you took
all the credit.
gwen: So, why did you kidnap

Dean?
because he ripped off my
idea.

wildvine: Can't anybody come
up with anything original in
hollywood?

but now the world will know
at last who the real creator of
"super alien hero buddy

Adventures" really is.

all:
gwen:

nothing will stop me from
getting my revenge -- nothing!

wildvine: Are you okay?
yeah.

wildvine: Whoa!

looks like i'm not the only
one who isn't quite what he
appears to be.

aah!

ben: Thanks.
looks like we both can get
the job done with or without our

Costumes.
dean, those super alien hero

Buddies of yours aren't half
bad.
you really think so?

Because kangaroo commando has
always been a major influence in
my work.

ben: Hey, what about me?
sorry, kid.
gwen: All's well that ends

Weird.
max: Sorry i'm late, but
we're all fixed and ready to hit

The road again.
You kids have a relaxing day at
the park?

ben: Relaxing in a
ben tennyson kind of way.
gwen: Are those the spare

Parts from the rust bucket,
grandpa?
max: Oh, no, no.

There was a toy store next to
the garage.
Salesman there said these are

The hottest characters on tv.
Thought ben might like them.
They reminded me of his aliens.

ben: Ugh! Grandpa!
gwen:
ben: Oh, man!
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