01x07 - Andreas' Fault

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Ben 10: Ultimate Alien". Aired: April 23, 2010 – March 31, 2012.*
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01x07 - Andreas' Fault

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whatever you're selling, we

Don't want any.

argit: You got a real nice

Castle here.

It'd be a shame if anything

Happened to it.

what are you talking about?

argit: Your home.

Your hearth.

Your cache of priceless alien

Technology.

if you know about that, you

Also know that the

Forever knights are not to be

Trifled with.

argit: I'd never trifle with

You guys.

In fact, I'm here to help.

I'm selling insurance -- piece

Of mind.

For just $ , a month, I can

Guarantee that this castle won't

Ll down.

is that some sort of

Half-baked thr*at?

argit: Oh, it's a fully-baked

Promise.

[ grunts ]

How do you like that?

I put out the hand of

Friendship, and you pull out the

Sword of not friendship.

[ rumbling ]

All of this could've been

Avoided.

Tell your friends!

[ indistinct talking ]

wow, ben, looks like quite a

Big turnout from your fans, the

Wanna-bens.

ben: Thanks, chet, but the

Real fans prefer to be called

"ben addicts."

gwen: He put the "dumb" in

Stardom.

kevin: Fame turns everybody

Into a nimrod.

hey, hey, hey, hey, no

Pushing.

Pick that up!

Stay in line!

What, were you raised in a barn?

ben: Here you go.

One for you.

And you.

Oh, not forgetting you.

some say charity events like

This are a poor apology for the

Damage caused by your various

Battles.

ben, ben, ben, ben, ben, ben!

ben: Um, why don't you ask me

About the delicious flavors that

Mr. Smoothy has for ben month

Instead?

What?!

um...

I-I'm your biggest fan.

But, you know, after all the

Hype, the alien x smoothy was a

Real disappointment.

[ slurps ]

Kind of tastes like filler.

[ pop snaps, pen squeaks ]

[ whoosh! ]

viewers are concerned about

The destruction that seems to

Follow in your wake.

ben: Destruction? Me?

That's crazy talk.

The idea that I'm some sort of

Trouble magnet is...

[ spectators murmur ]

Um...

Ah, nuts.

There's a door right there!

gwen: If you're done with

Your interview...

ben: For the record, this is

A total coincidence.

[ beep ]

spidermonkey: Spidermonkey!

[ cheers and applause ]

It's a hero time.

kevin: Give it a rest, will

Ya?

[ cheers and applause ]

gwen: Just to be sure we're

Seeing the same thing, are the

Forever knights stealing a

Smoothy machine?

kevin: Thirsty?

it says ben flavors.

I only count nine souvenir cups.

spidermonkey: Hey, I was

Gonna ask the store if I could

Have that!

[ screeches ]

ohh!

[ cheers and applause ]

spidermonkey: Thank you!

Yes, I am amazing.

fight!

If we return to our master

Without the object of our quest,

It means our lives!

[ both shout ]

[ all cheering ]

kevin: [ grunting ]

agh!

gwen: [ grunts ]

[ all grunt ]

kevin: [ grunting ]

we have our prize!

Forever knights...

Run away!

[ cheers and applause ]

spidermonkey: I, uh, really

Appreciate all the attention,

But this is not the best time.

gwen: Could you try and take

This a little more seriously?

spidermonkey: Right.

[ cheers and applause continue ]

That's a wrap!

[ laughs ]

[ cheers and applause ]

kevin: Teleport beam?

That's new.

gwen: Really?

That's what grabs your

Attention -- not that they just

Stole a smoothy machine?

ben: And the collectible

Cups.

gwen: Nobody cares about your

Cups.

What's next?

ben: We need intel.

We need someone smart, totally

In the know, and wired into the

Alien underground.

We need the best.

[ doorbell rings ]

jimmy, your friends are here!

[ sweetly ] who wants cookies?

kevin: She offered.

I'm being polite.

forever knights, huh?

I thought you were gonna ask me

About the trans-fat conspiracy.

The government wants us to get

Fat so they can sell us new

Clothes, only in a larger size.

gwen: Maybe later.

I also think the toon channel

Purposely makes one really bad

Episode of "sumo slammers" every

Season to get us to buy more

Toys.

ben: Wait.

I bought a goat action figure!

kevin: Okay, nerds, I'm out

Of cookies.

What about the forever knights?

I know they've been acting

Weird for a couple weeks now.

Here they are robbing a pizza

Place, then two days ago,

Benny's burritos.

gwen: They've stolen before.

What's odd about that?

they didn't touch the money.

They only stole pizza and

Burritos.

kevin: Burritos?

Weird all right.

gwen: Why don't we just ask

Them what's going on?

ben: The forever knights

Operate in absolute secrecy.

To get in contact with one of

Their leaders would take --

james, old friend, I'm sorry,

But you've picked an ill time to

Chat.

[ rumbling ]

gwen: Foreverduke ?

he's awesome at craft of w*r.

We dominate all of earth.

sire, we must flee!

The beast att*cks!

Our battlements crumble around

Us!

james, I must go. Do not --

whoa.

ben: We'll need an address,

Jimmy.

gwen: This is the place, all

Right.

kevin: Was the place.

ben: Someone's destroying the

Forever knights.

kevin: I like it better when

I drive.

gwen: Shh!

Go ahead, jimmy.

it turns out another castle

Was knocked down last month.

They say they were remodeling.

Yeah, right.

jimmy, are you ready for

Gymnastics class?

I'm not going to gymnastics

Class!

I'm trying to help solve a

Mystery!

young man, you will do a

Healthy physical activity at

Least four days a week or no

Computer.

Do you understand?

mom!

gwen: I'll get him back.

ben: Don't bother.

We're here.

gwen: So, stealth is out.

ben: We aren't any good at

Stealth anyway.

[ beeping ]

jetray: Jetray!

[ all grunt ]

[ both grunt ]

kevin: [ grunting ]

[ r*fles cock ]

argit: Guys!

[ armor clattering ]

kevin: Argit?

argit: Put down the hardware,

Boys.

These are my friends.

Go clean my room.

It's a pigsty in there.

[ all grumbling ]

Great to see you, guys.

Nice digs, huh?

gwen: I hate to ask this

Twice in one day, but are you

Guys seeing...

jetray: Yes. Yes, we are.

argit: [ snaps fingers ]

[ armor clattering ]

[ armor scraping ]

kevin: All right, argit,

What's the scam?

argit: Scam?

Oh, I'm -- I'm hurt.

Deeply hurt that an old friend

Like you would think badly of

Me, especially after I've gone

To all the trouble of collecting

The money I owe you.

[ snaps fingers ]

[ armor clattering ]

kevin: Hello, beautiful.

gwen: Kevin!

kevin: Right -- there's got

To be a catch.

Look, you know I love money more

Than anything in the world.

gwen: What did you say?

kevin: Almost anything in the

World, but you'd better start

Telling me what's really going

On here.

And I mean right now!

argit: You don't want to take

That approach with me.

kevin: Why not?

You're overdue for a b*ating.

[ rumbling ]

Agh!

argit: Kevin, meet my new

Best buddy, andreas.

kevin: [ grunting ]

[ shouting distortedly ]

A little help here!

[ shouting continues ]

gwen: Why don't you get your

Money to help you?

[ rattling ]

jetray: Okay, that's enough.

Unh!

Unh!

kevin: [ grunting ]

[ grunting loudly ]

gwen: Unh!

argit: Stop! Please stop!

You're scaring him!

jetray: We're scaring him?!

argit: Easy, big guy.

It's okay. They're good friends.

Friends!

[ grunts ]

kevin: Unh!

friends?

argit: Yeah, friends.

No one's gonna hurt you.

It's okay.

kevin: I feel like I was in a

Paint mixer.

argit: I found him a few

Weeks ago.

Poor guy didn't know which way

Was up.

Now we're best buds.

argit is andreas' friend.

argit: Andreas moves through

Rock like we walk through air.

And he can make earthquakes.

[ electronic whirring ]

uncataloged dna acquired.

argit: Ben's a friend, too,

Andreas.

ben: Not if you're doing what

I think you're doing.

argit: And what's that, smart

Guy?

kevin: Making the

Forever knights work for you.

argit: Making them? No.

They chose to work for me so

Nothing bad happens to their

Nice castles.

I'm providing a service.

gwen: This is totally wrong.

Zou're using poor andreas!

argit: He can leave whenever

He wants.

I couldn't stop him if I tried.

But he likes it here with me.

kevin: You're a dirtbag.

Just because somebody's dumb

Enough to trust you, I --

argit: Do you mean andreas or

You?

kevin: You know what a

Concrete fist tastes like?

argit: Face it, kev.

No one can match up against my

Big buddy -- not the knights,

Not you.

How about a smoothy for the

Road.

That's a hint.

I'm telling you to get out of my

Castle.

ben: Yeah, we got that.

argit: Hey.

What's your damage, lunkhead?

Nobody barges into my castle.

your castle?

So, this is your castle, is it?

argit: It sure is.

Who the heck are you?

I am sir dagonet.

[ knights murmuring ]

argit: What's your angle?

my angle?

You mistake me, vermin.

argit: Now, w-wait a minute,

Big fella.

Let's not get hasty.

I, sir dagonet, am here to



Restore the honor of the

Forever knights, which you have

Sullied with your alien filth.

kevin: Shouldn't have sullied

Him, man.

I bring you our justice and

Righteous anger.

You will be thrown in chains and

Taken to the forever king's

Dungeon for your inquisition.

[ growls ]

argit: So, bottom line, you

Want me to stop being king of

This castle and instead go live

In a dungeon?

Yeah, I'm gonna say "no,

Thanks."

See, all these knights in here,

They work for me.

Now you come in here and you try

To tell me what to do?

I say, you and what army?

knights!

ben: That army.

argit: I'm saved!

Thank goodness you're here.

what?

argit: These guys are

Controlling a monster to take

Over your territory, and they

Made me the patsy, putting me on

A throne and forcing me to wear

This ridiculously soft and

Luxurious robe to make it look

Like I'm the one in charge.

both: What?

kevin: If you think anyone's

Dumb enough to believe that --

argit: I hope you didn't mind

My act.

I had to be rude with you in

Front of the -- you know, the

Masterminds.

But I was s-so happy to see you

Striding in.

were you?

argit: I can't believe they

Sent you, sir dagonet, the

Greatest warrior ever born.

I totally knew who you were.

I mean, who doesn't?

[ chuckles ]

We're pals now, right?

Ugh!

This is so nuts!

I'm the victim here!

though I find you loathsome

And would gladly slay you if I

Came upon you in the woods, you

And your compatriots shall have

Your day in front of the high

Inquisitor.

argit: Hey, wait.

W-what's gonna happen to

Andreas?

the monster?

We're forever knights.

We slay monsters.

argit: You can't do that to

My meal ticket.

I mean my friend.

ben: Do any of your schemes

Ever work?

argit: Hello -- my scheme

Saved your lives.

If you guys had busted into

Action when

Knighty mcknighterson came in,

We'd all be dead.

kevin: I think I still have

One of your quills in my butt.

gwen: Ohh.

I'm surprised your money didn't

Protect you.

kevin: Is she ever gonna drop

That?

ben: Nope, never.

kevin: Ugh!

argit: Hey, stop arguing and

Get us out of here.

You don't want to be

Inquisitioned, do you?

kevin: Not our problem.

You're the one who knocked down

Their castles.

argit: Forever knights hate

Everything alien.

That includes you guys.

After they k*ll andreas, we're

Next.

gwen: They're doing what?

argit: Yeah, yeah, dagonet

Said they're gonna execute him

Summarily, and
that's the worst kind.

We have to save him!

Please!

[ sobs ]

He's my best friend.

ben: No one's k*lling anyone.

[ whooshing ]

uh!

kevin: After you.

gwen: Sure you don't want to

Hold the door for your money?

ben: Come on.

argit.

in accordance with

Forever knight law, any alien

Who dares to set foot or claw or

Pseudopod upon our planet shall

Be ex*cuted.

The charges are as follows.

ben: For once argit wasn't

Lying.

They're planning to sh**t

Andreas.

gwen: Well, I've got other

Plans.

[ creak! ]

kevin: Where do you think

You're going?

argit: I was scouting our

Escape route, taking point.

That's the most dangerous

Position, you know.

Look, andreas had a great run,

But no one lives forever.

And we'll always remember him in

Our hearts.

kevin: You're coming with us,

And you can stay on point.

argit: Aah!

Ugh!

the space vermin.

argit: Hi, guys.

Remember all the fun we had with

The smoothy machine and

Everything?

You wouldn't sh**t me, right?

[ g*ns cock ]

swampfire: Swampfire!

I don't think so.

you're nice.

Andreas sorry for shaking you.

kevin: Uhh!

All right, buddy.

gwen: Aah!

kevin: This way, big fella.

justice shall be carried out.

argit: No, no.

Scaring him is a bad idea.

And sh**ting me is a worse idea.

aah!

gwen: Wah!

ruined.

But there's still a way to use

It to k*ll the beast.

kevin: That thing's set on

Self-destruct.

We need to clear out of here.

[ rumbling ]

gwen: He's scared.

How do you stop him?

argit: Stop him?

I just let him go until he

Knocks the building down.

Then I give him a burrito.

gwen: Ugh.

You are so helpful.

knights, to me.

[ beeping ]

There's no escape for the

Guilty.

The sentence will be carried out

On all of you.

swampfire: You guys go.

I'll wrap up the cannon in vines

To muffle the expl*si*n.

argit: Good idea.

Ben can stay.

kevin: Won't matter.

The discharge from the cannon's

Ar- power cell will take out

Five square miles.

argit: I'll bet andreas could

Absorb the whole thing.

gwen: No.

argit: He's a big boy.

Let him decide.

Andreas, can you hold that b*mb

Real tight?

Can you suck up the expl*si*n?

argit save andreas.

Now andreas save argit and new

Friends.

gwen: Ben, we can't let him

Do that.

swampfire: We can't let

Everyone for five square miles

Be k*lled, either.

[ rumbling ]

argit: O-oh, no!

I lost everything.

Do you know how much money I had

In there?

kevin: He trusted you.

He loved you.

And what did you do?

You used him.

You used his feelings for you,

And...

Now he's gone.

argit: Sometimes I just don't

Get you, kevin.

None of you.

gwen: No, you wouldn't.

kevin: Andreas set up

Countervibrations that absorbed

Most of the blast.

He saved us.

ben: He saved everyone.

it hurts.

aggregor: I'll make you all

Better.

Four down and one to go.

Then the fun begins.
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