08x03 - Let's Do the Time w*r Again

[bunniefuu]

Rook: Next time, you should make a more precise visual survey

before attempting to traverse a gap of that distance,

Uh, come again? Look before you leap,

Look out! I am pretty sure the correct expression is --

[ tires screech ]

[ both panting ]

[ both sigh ] That was close,

Ohh, humans -- Always stating the obvious,

Always? Really? One time,

Twice -- You just did it again,

Don't encourage the Slimebiote,

It's bad enough he won't get off my Omnitrix,

Now he won't get off my back either,

Exo-Skull: [ roars ]

[ both screaming ]

My ride!

♪ Ben ♪ ♪ He's a kid, and he wants to have fun ♪

♪ But when you need a superhero ♪

♪ He gets the job done ♪ ♪ Ben ♪

♪ With a device that he wears on his arm ♪

♪ He can change his shape and save the world from harm ♪

♪ When trouble's taking place ♪

♪ He gets right in its face ♪

♪ Ben ♪

♪ When lives are on the line ♪

♪ It's hero time ♪ ♪ Ben ♪

[ vehicle approaches ]

Thanks for the lift, Rook,

Why did you not turn into Jury Rigg and repair the Tenn-Speed?

I've been trying to for the last couple of hours!

It's hardly my fault you lack the wherewithal

to control your own Omnitrix,

I've turned into aliens I didn't even know I had!

Then I got Eatle and, well,,, [ belches ]

Rook: Looks like it can still be fixed,

Good thing you only ate one tire,

[ Omnitrix powers down ]

[ gags ] Ew! Tastes like feet!

Rook: Next time, you should make a more precise visual survey

before attempting to traverse a gap of that distance,

Uh, come again? Look before you leap,

Look out! I am pretty sure the correct expression is --

[ tires screech ]

[ both panting ] [ both sigh ]

That was close,

Ohh, humans -- Always stating the obvious,

Exo-Skull: [ roars ]

[ both screaming ]

Really regretting eating that tire,

[ retches ]

My ride! Subdora: My a-darling!

Oh, no!

Aw, don't worry, love,

[ snorts ] I'm okay,

I'm a-no worried about you, numbskull,

It's the eggs, If you a-broke them,,,

Not a scratch, Excelente,

Both: Mwah! Ben: Exo-Skull!

And a-Subdora of course-a,

We prefer-a Subdora and Exo-Skull,

You will pay for destroying my Proto-TRUK!

Aw, put it on my tab, ya lousy redspot,

[ roars ]

[ beeping ]

[ roars ]

[ groans ]

We are not here to fight,

The boss just-a wants the eggs,

Feedback: Want eggs?

I can fry 'em for ya,

Oh, right, I forgot you could do that,

But I can do this!

Subdora: Stop it! You will ruin everything!

Um, yeah, That's kind of the idea,

[ groans ]

[ heavy footsteps ]

Exo-Skull: [ snarls ]

Don't mind me,

I'll just sit here and watch -- On your watch,

Ohh, fine, You can help,

But whatever you do, make it snappy,

Ooh! An excellent idea!

I already have tendrils, duh,

What am I supposed to do with this?

Whip it my dear boy! Whip it good!

Hey-a! That's a-no fair!

Says-a you,

[ chuckles ] You see how I did that?

Exo-Skull: [ roars ] [ metal clanks ]

W-w-whoa! [ groans ]

Rook: [ grunts ]

Oh, no need to thank me, Tennyson,

Thank you? You are too kind,

[ snarls ]

Rook: Get down!

[ snarling ] [ both gasp ]

[ continues snarling ]

[ vehicle powers down ]

Bitsock f'tazz gooncha!

Whoa, Whoa indeed,

We must keep that monster contained,

[ snarling ] [ people screaming ]

Aah!

[ snarling ] Rook: [ gasps ]

[ roars ]

Feedback: Over there!

Rook: Aah!

[ snarling ]

It is heading up to Bellwood!

Not on my watch, Careful, Ben!

[ horns blare ]

[ snarling ] [ shrieks ]

If you're thinking of doing what I think you're thinking of doing,

I suggest you think again,

Now, listen, slimy, I've had this Omnitrix a lot longer than you,

I've saved the universe like a billion times before you came along,

so just let me do my thing!

Ooh! If you insist, Please, Astound me,

[ warbling ] [ dog barks ]

[ child laughs ] [ baby cries ]

[ babbles ] [ vocalizes ]

[ snarls ]

Dear me, This won't do at all,

Sorry, Professor, I didn't realize what would happen at the time,

Clearly, Do-over?

Certainly,

But we're running out of time,

[ clock ticking ]

[ vehicle approaches ]

Thanks for the lift, Rook,

Why did you not turn into Jury Rigg and repair the Tenn-Speed?

I've been trying to for the last couple of hours!

It's an easy "smash n' grab,"

If it's a-so easy, why don't you do it?

Because he's the smash,

and you're the grab,

I'm playing to your strengths,

What are your strengths, Eon?

You don't want to find out,

[ tires screech ]

[ both panting ] [ both sigh ]

That was close,

Exo-Skull: [ roars ]

[ both screaming ]

My ride! My a-darling!

Oh, no!

Eon: Time for a diversion,

Rook: You will pay for destroying my Proto-TRUK!

Exo-Skull: Aw, put it on my tab, ya lousy redspot,

[ snorts ]

[ roars ]

[ blows landing ]

The eggs are real,

[ snarling ]

An actual Time Beast,

Amazing,

Go,

[ gasps ] Both: Get down!

[ snarls ] [ both gasp ]

Ah, Here we are,

[ Omnitrix powers down ] Paradox!

And,,,future me?

Mm, there's that stating-the-obvious thing again,

The Slimebiote!

I remember you! It's been ages!

Thanks for the,,, Never mind,

[ roars ] [ both gasp ]

[ snarling ] Whoa,

Whoa indeed,

[ snarls ] Subdora: [ grunting ]

You must keep it contained, [ grunts ]

You are not going anywhere,

Famous last words,

Jinx, You owe me a smoothie, [ powering up ]

Ben: Huh? [ laser fires ]

Ohh! [ grunts]

Ben , and I will take care of these two lovebirds,

[ pounding ]

You and Rook must stop the Time Beast before,,,

Before what?!

Crashocker! Hyah!

[ beeping ]

[ people screaming ]

Aah! [ snarling ]

[ gasps ]

Over there,

[ snarls ]

Aah!

[ roars ]

[ snarling ]

It is heading up to Bellwood!

Not on my watch,

Exo-Skull: [ groans ]

[ Omnitrix powers down ]

Sorry, guy, That's just the way the bug bounces,

[ hurried footsteps approach ]

Subdora: [ panting ] Enough,

Life is a-too short to work a-this hard for eggs,

[ handcuffs clink ]

[ gasps ]

Time's up, Eon, On the contrary, Time Walker,

Things are just getting started!

[ laughs evilly ]

Why must they always laugh?

The Proto-TRUK,

And my Tenn-Speed!

Man, I miss those things,

I'm afraid our adventure is not yet over,

We need to assist our young allies,

Perhaps their vehicles could use an upgrade?

Better yet -- An UpRigg,

UpRigg: Fix, fix, fix!

I'll put this piece here and this one here and this --

Paradox: Might I suggest,,,

UpRigg: Ooh! A chroniton particle!

Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme! [ laughs ]

[ horns blare ]

[ snarling ]

Aah!

Yeah, okay, This is pretty cool,

[ horn blaring ]

[ screams ]

[ snarls ]

The creature appears to move faster than light itself,

Yeah, and high amounts of gravity

can affect the speed of light,

I'm stunned,

You actually know a special property

of Einstein's Theory of Relativity,

Yeah, it was a bonus move in

"Sumo Slammers IV: The Wrath of Kenko,"

My faith in the order of the universe is restored,

[ energy warbling ]

Now, if I increase my own gravity enough,

I can slow down the Time Beast,

[ rumbling, wind blowing ]

[ grunting ]

That is not exactly how it works, Ben,

You would have to become a black hole,

Ugh, Now,,,you,,,tell,,,me,

[ groaning ]

[ Omnitrix powers down ]

The Time Beast's powers

were in a tug of w*r with your gravity powers,

Now that the rope between you has been snapped --

This never happened in "Sumo Slammers IV: The Wrath of Kenko!"

The Time Beast, it's --

No time, Ben, Get on!

Dear me, This won't do at all,

Sorry, Ben, I didn't know that would happen this time,

Any chance of a do-over?

Certainly,

But we're running out of time,

Look out! I am pretty sure the correct expression is --

[ tires screech ]

[ both panting ] [ both sigh ]

Exo-Skull: [ roars ]

[ both screaming ]

Paradox: Ah, Here we are,

My ride! We can mourn our ride later,

Right now you must stop Exo-Skull and Subdora

while we stop the Time Beast,

What's a Time Beast? The one Eon is about to hatch,

Eon? He's here, too? Yes,

But you and I will take care of him --

Future you, of course,

not the one of yous that you are now,

Wait, So, whose butt am I supposed to kick?

Theirs! Exo-Skull: [ snorts ]

Oh, that you should be able to handle,

[ beeping ]

[ grunting ] Ugh,

Ugh!

Time Walker,

And a late-model Ben Tennyson,

I should have known you two would interfere!

You are the one interfering, Eon --

With the very fabric of time, as usual,

We did not start this time w*r,

But we're gonna end it,

Big Chuck!

Give that back!

Gladly, [ spits ]

Eon: [ groans ]

[ snarling ]

Let me guess -- Time Beast? Eon: [ groans ]

I hope the lads can handle her this time,

He's a she?

Exo-Skull: [ roars ]

[ snarling ]

[ all scream ]

[ people screaming ]

Exo-Skull: [ roars ]

[ Omnitrix powers down ]

Now to keep you two busy,,,

[ grunts ] Gotcha,

Now how about taking on someone your own size?

You have meddled in my affairs

for the last time! Hyah!

Paradox: Ha! [ laughs ]

I've got this,

[ people screaming ]

Both: Ohh!

[ tires screech ]

Our Time Cycles are impervious to time att*cks!

How awesome is that? A million awesome!

[ snarling ]

It is heading up to Bellwood!

Not on our watch,

[ gasps ]

[ belches ]

Okay, that was seriously cool,

Both: Aah!

Paradox: [ groans ]

Getting tired, old man?

I could carry on indefinitely --

And have many times before,

Looks like your time is up, Eon,

[ handcuffs clink ] Careful, Benjamin,

Stasis cuffs won't hold Eon for,,,

Ben , : Aah!

I should've seen that coming,

A w*r is made of many battles --

Some more important than others,

[ laser f*ring ] [ panting ]

[ grunting ]

[ beeps ]

Exo-Skull: [ roars ]

[ Omnitrix powers down ]

Hey, perfect timing,

We,,,

Just let the bad guys get away,

No matter, That rampaging Time Beast is the real thr*at,

If we hurry, maybe I can see myself in action,

[ snarls ]

[ engine revs ]

Get ready to -- Aah!

[ snarls ]

Launch containment field on my mark, Now!

Launch what?! Now!

Hmm,

Yes! The net's locked and holding,

Let's take big ugly back to the cradle,

[ warbling ]

[ whirs ] We de-aged the Time Beast,

"Eggs-actly,"

Where are Eon and the others?

The Time Beast was the true danger today --

One that you very effectively neutralized,

Good work, everyone, Ta-ta for now,

Professor, We seem to still have an extra pair of,,,us,

well, I could get used to this --

Finally, an intelligent life-form,

Why, thank you, The feeling is mutual,

I need a co-op partner for "Sumo Slammers Online" anyway,

Go, Team Tennyson! Am I right?

Oh, totally,

Oh, no, that's quite impossible,

UpRigg must now craft a second pair of time cycles

from the wreckage of your vehicles,

which the two of you will pilot back to your own timeline,

thus closing the loop,

At that point, you and he will become them,

They, in turn, will continue on as you,

since you'll no longer be you once you have become them,

It's really quite simple,

I,,,think we should get started on those other bikes

before I forget which one I am,

Eon: Mission accomplished,

Despite the constant intrusion

of the Time Walker and that brat, Ben Tennyson,

you will have Time Beasts

to implement the final phase of your plan, Maltruant,

And this time w*r will be over

before it begins,