08x04 - Secret of Dos Santos

[bunniefuu]

Where are you hiding?

[ cell phone rings ]

Hi, Grandpa, Great to hear your --

Yes, I'm in Dos Santos, but --

Now, you know every temple has a legend

warning not to distu--

No, I don't need his help,

I know, but --

Yes, but -- But --

Okay, Grandpa,

Yes, I'll call if it'll make you happy,

[ sighs ] [ people screaming ]

Whoa! That's new,

Yeah, Time Cycles,

They, like, time travel and stuff,

So, what are you doing here?

You called me, Kai, No,

I was just thinking about you,

No, you did, We had a nice conversation,

You practically begged me to come help you,

Why would I -- Well, you did -- Or will,

Did I mention these were Time Bikes? Time travel is weird,

Miss Green, Nice to see you, Rook,

Benjamin, you are a terrible host,

It seems I must introduce myself,

Skurd, the Slimebiote, miss,

I, uh, sort of picked up a parasite,

That is gross,

Wait, You stopped me before I could call,

How did you know to come?

The inherent fractal nature of the time continuum

allows for minor shift adjustments to the --

To the blah, blah, blah, Sweet map,

I'm looking for alien artifacts in the Temple,,,

,,,Of the Sky, but your Grandpa's worried because legend

is that anyone who disturbs the temple

will suffer the wrath of its spirit guardians,

We already had this conversation in the future, Remember?

No, I don't,

Are you coming with me or not?

Anything for the future Mrs, Tennyson,

And forget that stuff that Spanner said

about us being a couple someday,

You owe me an orb, Yeah, yeah --

The orb of pumpkin-pumpkin,

It's on my to-do list, okay?

Miss Green, I would not worry about any spirit guardians,

I am sure that they are just figments of people's imagination,

♪ Ben ♪ ♪ He's a kid, and he wants to have fun ♪

♪ But when you need a superhero

♪ He gets the job done ♪ ♪ Ben ♪

♪ With a device that he wears on his arm ♪

♪ He can change his shape and save the world from harm ♪

♪ When trouble's taking place ♪

♪ He gets right in its face ♪ ♪ Ben ♪

♪ When lives are on the line ♪

♪ It's hero time ♪ ♪ Ben ♪

[ people shouting indistinctly ]

Rook, your breath is so bad, it's scaring the locals,

[ blows ] [ beep ]

My breath is not odious,

Don't listen to him,

In a remote village like Dos Santos,

people are naturally wary of outsiders,

Hey, there, No need to be afraid,

Ben , superhero, [ people screaming ]

Fortunately, Ben does not speak Spanish,

He can only embarrass himself in one language,

Speak for yourself, You're not attached to the fellow,

Hey!

Why is she looking over here?

I am a blue, fur-covered alien,

so if I had to venture a guess --

You're right -- Kai's making fun of me

because she can speak Spanish and I can't!

I got to hear what she's saying,

[ speaking Spanish ]

I can't understand a word,

Why isn't the translator working?

Oh, right,

Hmm? Listen up, Skurd,

I need the Omnitrix to translate for me,

and I'm thinking your slimy butt is stopping that from happening,

Oh, don't get your DNA in a twist,

I'll activate the translation function for you,

[ inhales deeply ]

Ugh! [ beeps ]

Macho pinata!

Llamo aeropuerto gracias sombrero jalapeño?

Agua, churro rodeo, Ole con bueno burro,

Es burrito grande!

Yucca? Yucca machette dos ponchos?

[ chuckles ]

[ clears throat ] What's that you're saying?

Quesadilla, matador,

chihuahuas, bravo, San Diego,

Oh, dear friend, I'm sorry,

I'm a parasite, not a technician,

It's the best I could do,

♪ La cucaracha, La cucaracha ♪

Ow!

Okay, okay!

I'm not sure which hurts more --

The whacking or your singing,

What is wrong with you, Ben?

How much time do you have, darling?

Ay! Mi cabeza!

Not my fault!

Blame the Slimebiote with the sick sense of humor,

Was the elderly woman of any help?

She was about to be,

but now that the village thinks we're gringos locos,

nobody's gonna talk to us,

Ah, Great,

Now can we get out of this oven with streets

and back to good old air-conditioned Bellwood?

Fine! Then go!

Asking you here was my grandpa's idea,

not mine, Whatever!

Have fun finding your temple,

[ beep ]

I'm out,

Is Ben coming back?

He is my ride,

Kai thinks she's smart

because she knows stuff,

Yes, knowledgeable --

How revolting,

XLR : Aah!

Hey, what's the big -- Aah!

Guide to the Temple of the Sky,

So annoying,

I really don't care if I ever see him again,

Then I believe you are about to be disappointed,

[ zoom! ]

Okay, Let's hear it,

Hear what? Your apology,

That's why you came back, isn't it?

What do I need to apologize for?

I beg you not to involve me,

I was just trying to -- Try harder!

Not everything's about you, Benjamin Tennyson!

This is important to me!

[ sighs ] Hey!

[ zoom! ]

Personal space, dude!

Look, [ gasps ]

The guide to the temple isn't somewhere in the village,

It is the village!

You just needed to see it from high enough to make out the details,

Thank you! [ smooches ]

Oooooooh!

Oh, my,

[ beeping ] What --

I mean, yeah, sure, Whatever,

[ camera shutter clicks ] Thanks a lot!

What, you wanted to kiss the poor girl?

Yes! I mean, no!

I mean, none of your business, snot-pocket,

The mystery of this temple has got nothin' on the mystery of Kai Green,

These bugs are eating me alive!

I suggest you return the favor,

Ohh! Ohh! Dude, seriously?

In many cultures throughout the galaxy,

insects are considered a delicacy,

I've had these,

They're better toasted,

And she calls me "gross,"

[ rumbling ] [ all scream ]

Ugh!

Ugh! Ugh!

Rook: Huh?

[ growls ]

Kia: A jungle guardian --

One of the legendary protectors of the Temple of the Sky!

[ growls ]

[ all grunt ]

Normally, I don't like yardwork,

but I'm gonna enjoy mowing this thing down,

[ beep ]

[ roars ]

Okay, New plan,

[ groans, whimpers ]

Not optimal,

[ grunts ] [ grunts ]

[ chuckles nervously ]

Ben, run!

[ roars ] [ growls ]

[ chuckles ] What a blowhard,

You know, if I go down,

you're going down with me,

Hmm? True,

[ gasps ]

An echo echo bullhorn?

Now we're talkin', booger-face!

Don't call that thing a name!

Use it!

Attention, please,

[ roars ]

You found it --

The Temple of the Sky!

Oh, good boy!

Hey, I'm not really a dog, you know,

Then why is your tail wagging?

[ beep ]

Desist, you addled adolescents!

Onward!

Definitely extraterrestrial,

It appears to predate the Earth itself,

I don't see an entrance,

It's here, You just need to know where to look,

And waste our time like you did in town?

[ beep ]

I'll just tunnel down a couple hundred feet,

then work my way back up from the base,

searching for a structural weakness where I can --

[ rumbling ] Found it!

Found what?

The access code to the temple entrance,

Typical, You can't see the answer,

even when it's right in front of your face,

Skurd: It is true,

I was the one who saw the guide first, after all,

[ blink! ] What?!

And to think I kissed you for that,

Armodrillo: [ grunts ]

Can't you keep your mouth shut for just one minute?

[ beeping ]

Ben: [ grunts ]

Exo-Skull: [ growls ] They are good, [ chuckles ]

Gonna be a shame to slab them all when this is done,

I don't get it,

One second, she's patting my head,

and the next second, she's stepping on it,

Yes, Neither of you is at ease around the other,

What could it mean?

This should be the reliquary

where the most important artifacts are stored,

I don't understand what I did wrong,

I assume you are going to zing Kai

for her lack of success,

Why would I do that?

I have often wondered the same thing,

yet that is what you usually do in these situations,

I do? No worries, Kai,

I'm sure there's a secret passageway here,

just like outside,

Ben, don't! [ gasps ]

You have triggered a boo-boo trap!

That's "booby trap,"

Yes, Kudos, dear friend,

[ grunting ]

Well, untrigger it!

[ Omnitrix beeping ]

Aah!

[ rumbling ]

Eeny, meeny, miny,,,

One mo'!

[ all screaming ]

[ beep ]

Both: Aah! [ grunts ]

Walls are too slimy!

I can't get a grip! Maybe if I --

Will you just do it?!

[ both screaming ]

[ both grunting ]

If only you were as good at being normal

as you are at being alien,

Snare-oh: If only nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah,

[ gasps ] Hey, check this out,

These carvings all reference only one alien artifact,

It must be very significant indeed,

Hmm,

Snare-oh: Doesn't look like much,

Skurd: Benjamin! Kai: Stop!

You still don't get the whole booby-trap thing, do you?

[ rumbling ]

Snare-oh: Es burrito grande,

[ rumbling ] [ all scream ]

All will perish who dare violate

the sanctity of the Temple of the Sky,

Snare-oh: Kai, stay back! Aah!

Ben! [ growls ]

[ pop! ] Ohh,

Skurd: I do not do well under pressure,

Snare-oh: Well, I do,

That which is hidden must remain so throughout time,

Aah! [ gasps ]

None of you will ever see the light of day again,

Snare-oh: Kia, get out of here!

I got this!

[ grunting ]

Rook! The arms!

Rook: [ grunting ]

Aaaaaaaaaah!

[ both scream ]

[ zap! ] [ both grunt ]

[ beep ]

[ both coughing ]

[ grunts ] [ gasps ]

Nothing can defeat me!

I am invincible,

[ grunts ]

Hey! Put me down!

[ both gasp ] Dearest host, what just happened?

That was me! Look who I found playing puppet master,

A Galvan? Unhand me, you foul ape!

Ugh! And he's a mouthy little thing, isn't he? Detestable,

Little?! I'll knock you Neanderthals into next week!

Easy there, You take it easy, gorilla grip!

'Fess up! Why are you pretending

to be the guardian spirit of the Temple of the Sky?

Pretending?!

I am the guardian!

Huh?

You'd have to be, like, Mesoamerican Ancient,

How old do Galvans get?

Older than your pathetic "modern civilization,"

obviously,

This object you protect --

It's none of your business, miscreant,

I was asked to protect it,

and it's my duty as a galactic citizen to do so,

Asked? By who?

Hello, Benjamin,

Paradox, [ grunts ]

So, you lummoxes are good guys?

Who is that?

Professor Paradox,

I feel a time-travel headache coming on,

Maybe you can explain what's going on here,

because this archaeological quest

is getting really unquesty,

Explain I shall and always do,

after a fashion,

Ben, do you recognize this figure?

It kind of looks like --

Oh, no, Indeed --

Maltruant, the rogue chronosapien

bent on ruling all of time and existence,

I believe I am getting your time headache, Ben,

Possibly,

After his first defeat,

I divided Maltruant's physical being into parts

and hid them in the form of certain artifacts,

which I then spread across time and space

so his followers could never find them,

The secret of the Temple of the Sky!

If I had known, I wouldn't have --

Hold that thought, Everybody, duck!

[ zap! ]

Exo-Skull!

Rook: [ grunts ]

Watching you suckers do all the hard work

was sa-weet!

Now hand over the temporal mainspring

so I can wipe the floor with ya!

I'd like to see you try!

Skurd: Silence, you bellicose old toad!

Aren't you going to do something?!

But I am!

I am assessing the resilience

of this time stream,

Paradox, sometimes you can really be

a pain in the time fractal,

[ grunts ]

Don't worry, I'll get it,

Wish me luck? Oooh,

Ben, you're not getting a kiss,

Whatever,

[ beeps ]

[ speaking broken Spanish ]

[ speaking broken Spanish ]

De nada,

[ growls ] All right, let's do this, kitty-cat,

[ speaking broken Spanish ]

[ speaking broken Spanish ]

[ both grunting ]

Maybe if you hadn't destroyed the temple's safeguards,

that Rhino wouldn't have made it this far,

I'm -- I'm just sayin',

Rath: Ooh!

Excellent, Benjamin!

Stay inside his reach or he'll use the horn,

[ grunting ] Miss Green,

Ben has yet to secure the mainspring!

Excuse me,

[ stammering ]

For a tiger, you don't pack much of a bite,

[ groans ]

Hey, slimy, Ben's outgunned!

Could you please come through

with one of those special accessories,

Rath: No!

[ speaking Spanish ]

Well, as long as my pussycat host doesn't want me to,,,

[ inhales deeply, grunts ]

Oooh!

[ speaks Spanish ]

Huh? [ grunting ]

You got guts, girly,

Now, let's see what they look like, [ laughs evilly ]

Rath: [ speaking Spanish ]

[ speaking Spanish ]

[ speaking Spanish ]

I'm gonna shish-kabob you,

[ speaking Spanish ]

You're good --

Too good,

[ speaking Spanish ] [ beeps ]

Ugh! Gotcha! What?

Thanks, sweetie, Ohh!

No problem,

And everything is on track,

I apologize for the damage to your magnificent temple,

Please, continue to guard --

[ whirring ]

The temporal mainspring!

Professor, should we not be pursuing the thieves?

In good time, Rook,

The future unfolds as it must,

Wait, You stick me in this hole for eons,

guarding that piece of junk,

and then when it gets jacked,

all you got to say is, "In good time"?!

Did I mention it's th season on Galvan Prime?

A hot wind blows from the north,

and the females' faces become dry and crusty,

Whoop! Time to go home, folks!

Yes, till we meet again!

You're okay to ride? No, please,

Why don't you two keep steaming up South America with --

I'm good, Kai,

All right, Mr, Tennyson,

Later, Mrs, Tennyson,

Ugh! That again?!

Ben, there is no way we are married in the future!

Ben: I was teasing!

I know! Stop being so -- Ugh!