03x16 - The Eggman Cometh

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Ben 10: Ultimate Alien". Aired: April 23, 2010 – March 31, 2012.*
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A year after Ben defeated Vilgax, he's known the world over as a hero and must learn to master the powers of the Ultimatrix.
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03x16 - The Eggman Cometh

Post by bunniefuu »

Been around forever, but the
real story is a lot more


interesting.

Wish I could remember it.

But nobody forgets this
wonderful old recipe.


You'll need sugar, flour,
butter, chocolate chips, and


walnuts.

But the nuts are
strictly optional.


My nephew's face once blew up

like a beach ball because he

kissed a girl who'd just eaten

a peanut butter sandwich.

Wait!

I forgot the eggs, didn't I?

Nature's most perfect food.

No... That's milk.

Except milk won't
give you fiber.


My doctor's always telling me

if I don't get more fiber,
I won't be able to...


Gwen: Mom!

What is it, honey?

Gwen: Can I use your car?

I'm going over to Kevin's.

Okay.

But don't eat any peanut
butter sandwiches.


[ Rattling ]

...or you
could use margarine


if you need to cut
your calories.


[ Radio shuts off ]

Kevin: Aah!

[ Tires screech ]

[ w*apon cocks ]

Fasttrack: Missed again.

Now it's turn.

Gwen: Kevin? Ben?

Kevin: Hold still
and fight, Ben.

Fasttrack: That
was cold, Kevin.

Kevin: Could you move
about feet to the right?

Gwen: What are you doing?

Why are you fighting?

Fasttrack: We're
not fighting.

Gwen: Practicing?

Kevin: Yeah.

How do you think Ben learns how
to use his new alien powers?

Ben: It's not like
there's a users manual.

Gwen: Boys... Any
excuse to hit each other.

Kevin: Who do you
want to be now, Ben?

Ben: That's
enough for one day.

I'm tired.

Kevin: Scared?

Ben: Hey, I'm the one who
figured out Swampfire and Goop,

remember?

[ Cellphone rings ]

Trust me... I can handle anything
the Ultimatrix throws at me.

Gwen: Mom?

W... Slow down.

Start at the beginning.

It was right after you left.

I turned back to my mixing
bowl, and there it was.

Gwen: There whatwas?

The thing.

Gwen: What thing?

Mom?

Well...
It looked like a dragon.

Gwen: You saw... a dragon?

Are you sure?

Pretty sure, dear.

Gwen: I'll be right there.

Kevin: A dragon? Really?

Gwen: There are
dragons, you know.

We've seen them.

Kevin: Not in
your mom's kitchen.

Ben: Uh, guys?

Kevin: I mean, what would
a dragon want in there ...

Dysentery from her cooking?

Ben: Guys!

Kevin: What is that...
A man with wings?

Ben: Not feathers, though.

Some kind of reptile?

Gwen: Or maybedragon?

[ Screeches ]

[ Tires screech ]

Ben: I think
Jetray will be a


little faster than this.

[ Screeches ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ Beep ]

Juryrigg: Juryrigg!

Kevin: Wrong alien, Ben.

Juryrigg: [ Laughing ]

Kevin: Out of there! Get!

[ Tires screech ]

Gwen: Ben! Control yourself!

Kevin: He's taking
apart the brakes!


What kind of a
superpower is that?!


Juryrigg: Awesome kind.

[ Horn blares ]

Gwen: Aah!

Juryrigg: Break brakes!

Break brakes!

Kevin: [ Grunts ]

Juryrigg: Unh!

[ Beep ]

Gwen: Kevin, slow down!

Kevin: Got an idea.

Duck and cover.

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Tires screech ]

Ben: Now do you see why I
don't like to mess around with

the new aliens?

[ Screeches ]

It just... appeared behind me.

And this is where it went out.

Kevin: You're sure?

Gwen: There's a -foot
hole in the wall.

- How can you...
Kevin: - Hey, I believe it exists.

I just don't know
where it came from.

This a good question.

Ben: Teleporter?

Kevin: Maybe.

Gwen: Ben, couldn't one
of your new aliens ...

Ben: After what
just happened?

No.

Kevin: Scared?

Ben: I'm not scared, just ...

Okay, fine!

[ Beep ]

Clockwork: Clockwork!

What have I told you about
doing that in the house?

Clockwork: Sorry,
Aunt Nathalie.

Um, where did you
first see the dragon?

[ Caws ]

[ Speaking backwards ]

Gwen: [ Speaking backwards ]

Clockwork: Dr. Animo!

Dr. Animo: Here at Animo
Farms, we pamper our hens

so that they'll give you only
the finest and freshest eggs.

I'm so darn sure you're gonna
love 'em, I'm givin' 'em away

free all week.

So, head on down to your local
market and tell them doc Animo

sent ya.

Bye, now!

Cut! Print! No retakes.

[ Chicken clucking ]

Out of the way, you dumb cluck!

[ Chicken squawks ]

[ Beeping ]

It's too cold in here!

Dr. Animo: I know. I know.

Dark, too.

Dr. Animo: You'll soon
have your time in the sun.

I promise.

You and all the others.

We'd like that.

Dr. Animo: And so will I.

[ Engine clunks ]

[ Tires screech ]

Kevin: Aw, man!

[ Car doors open, close ]

Ben: And it came out of
an egg... A regular egg!

And it grew to feet
tall in about a minute!

Gwen: It broke
through my mom's wall!

Kevin: Then we saw it
out on Route , flying.

I'll make a... report.

Ben: A report?!

Gwen: You have to
do something.

Kevin: Go to Animo
Farms... Now.


Hold it.

Do you know who Doc Animo is?

Gwen: Yes, we know
who Dr. Animo is.


He's a scientist who does weird

experiments with animals.

Ben: He was arrested a few

weeks ago for attacking a high

school... with mutant frogs.

Kevin: Must have
escaped from prison.


Wrong.

He was paroled.

Gwen: Paroled?

What kind of a legal system would...
Oh. Never mind.


On paper, the doc's a
legitimate businessman.


And I'll tell you something
else... Our steel mill's


reopening soon, and if the new

owner starts hearing rumors

about dragon men, he'll take
his money and leave town.


You want that?

Gwen: Look, sheriff, we saw

this thing come out of
one of Animo's eggs.


Ben: I was Clockwork,
and... Clockwork?


Ben: One of my new aliens.

He lets me show people what
happened in the past.


Anyway, I switched
on the ray, and ...


Ben, these aliens of yours,

do they have green cards?

Ben: How does anyone that
dopey get to be sheriff?


Gwen: It's an
elected office.


Ben: I just thought
of something.


Kevin: You gonna tell us,
or do we have to guess?


Ben: We have eggs my house.

[ Crashing, banging ]

[ Dragons cawing ]

I'll handle this.

[ Beep ]

Swampfire: Swampfire!

[ Dragons shrieking ]

Kevin: [ Grunting ]

Got a feeling you picked
the wrong alien again.


Gwen: Do you want
to talk about it?


Or do you want to do something?

Kevin: [ Groans ]

Gwen, send them this way.

Gwen: [ Grunting ]

[ Beep ]

Now the sheriff is gonna
have to believe us.

Ben: Forget the sheriff.

I got this.

[ Chickens squawk ]

[ Beep ]

Did this place look bigger on the
outside than it does on the inside?

[ Hollow knock ]

[ Deep knock ]

Gwen: How'd you know?

Ben: This must be what Animo
uses to put the dragon men

inside the eggs.

Kevin: That's
easy enough to fix.

Gwen: Not yet.

The more evidence we have
against him, the better the

chance they'll put
him away for good.

[ Beeping ]

Ben: Check his
browser history, Gwen.


Gwen: Looks like
he's into ecology.

He's been following this big
weather-balloon experiment

that's supposed to fix
global CO levels.

You know, so there won't be
any more climate change.

Kevin: In his spare
time, he's a tree hugger.

So what?

Gwen: Remember how those dragon
men swarmed all over Swampfire?

It was because of the
heat he generates.

They're reptiles ...
Cold-blooded, drawn to heat.

Kevin: So?

Gwen: If Animo is watching
an experiment to end global

warming, it's not because
he wants it work.

He wants it to fail, 'cause

it'll be better for
his dragon men.

Ben: What do you want to bet he's
going to try to make it fail?

Gwen: The experiment
is at dawn tomorrow.

Ben: That's, like, now!

[ Cellphone rings ]

Dr. Animo: What?

They'll never get here in time.

[ Engine clunking ]

Gwen: There it is!

That balloon is carrying the
experiment into the upper atmosphere.


Ben: That the
best you can do?


Kevin: Until I
fix everything


juryrigg took apart, yes,
this is the best I can do.


Ben: You're starting to
talk like your girlfriend.


Both: Not remotely.

[ Beep ]

Fasttrack: Fasttrack!

Fasttrack: Whoa!

Unh!

It's going to take us months
to redo this experiment, and in

the meantime, climate
change will only get worse.

[ Camera whirs ]

Who would do such a thing?

Dr. Animo: Yes... Who?

[ Laughs evilly ]

And no question, we owe you
big-time for coming in and

buying this old factory and
putting everybody 'round here

back to work.

So, with no further ado...
[ Engine clunking ]

[ Tires screeching ]

Aw, nuts.

[ Engine sputters ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ Engine rattles ]

[ Engine pops, hisses ]

[ Car doors open, close ]

You're ruining everything!

Gwen: Didn't you hear
what happened in the desert?

Nothing the FBI can't handle.

Now go away, unless you want me to
bust you for disturbing the peace!

All right!

Let's get this thing open!

[ People screaming ]

[ Dragons shrieking ]

[ Beep ]

Big chill: Big chill!

[ Shrieks ]

Gwen: Looks like
winter's early this year.

Dr. Animo: Setbacks are inevitable,
my friend, but this one's trivial.

In just hours, there'll be
too many of you to stop.

And then reptiles will regain
their former glory as rulers of

the planet.

You know what I'd like?

A name.

Dr. Animo: A name.

How could I have forgotten?

The new ruler certainly
deserves a name.

How about... [ Pounding ]

Impossible.

Huh.

Rolls off the tongue, but...
[ Pounding continues ]

[ Shrieks ]

[ Beep ]

Juryrigg: Juryrigg!

[ Metal clanks, crashes ]

Dr. Animo: [ Gasps ]

[ Thud ]

Go forth, my friends!

Be fruitful and... Unh!

Kevin: How do
you stop them?!

How?!

Dr. Animo: You can't.

[ Strained ] Crushing me
won't solve your problem.

Gwen: Kevin. Step aside.

[ Energy pulses ]

Hunh!

[ Energy pulses ]

Dr. Animo: Wait! Wait!

There is a way to
stop them... The ray.

If you switch its polarity, it'll
reverse the de-evolutionary effect.

Gwen: Thatall you have to do?

Dr. Animo: Yes! Yes!

Ben: Uh, Gwen?

Juryrigg kind of...
took apart the ray.

Dr. Animo: [ Laughs ]

Gwen: Ben, listen to me.

Whatever juryrigg
broke, he can fix.

Ben: He can?

How do you know?

Gwen: Breaking things
couldn't be his only power.

It just couldn't.

[ Beep ]

Juryrigg: Juryrigg!

Fix.

Fix. Fix.

Fix. Fix. Fix.

Fix, fix, fix, fix.

- Fix. Fix. Fix...
Kevin: - You were pretty sure.

Gwen: No, I wasn't.

The important thing is for
Ben to be sure.

[ Shrieks ]

[ People screaming ]

Kevin: Hey, if Animo's old

ray caused de-evolution and

this one's causing evolution,

what are the dragon
men evolving into?


Gwen: Same thing the

dinosaurs evolved into... birds.

[ Chickens clucking ]

Kevin: These
were dinosaur men?


I thought they all just escaped
from the chicken farm.


Got another one.

See how the Ray's going
over the whole town


does that mean
everything's gonna evolve?
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