03x02 - Vengeance of Vilgax, Part 2

[bunniefuu]

BEN:
Previously on
Ben : Alien Force.

I have defeated
your champion!

Congratulations, lord Vilgax,
conqueror of worlds.

Finally,
I am ready to take my revenge!

We travel to Earth,

where I will destroy that
backwater world's greatest hero --

Ben Tennyson.

You know your Omnitrix,
we're gonna hack it.

Run for it! Both of you!

[grunts ]

Kevin?

[grunting ]

GWEN:
Ben!

[grunts ]

Or...Ben?

What's going...

Ben, come back!

Uh, both of you!

BEN:
What are you talking about?

I'm right here...

[whirring ]

...And over there.

Okay, what's going on here?

That's what I was gonna say.

KEVIN:
[groaning ]

Kevin, you okay under there?

Oh.

[gasps ]

KEVIN:
What?

Half the garage fell on me.

Course I look a little...

banged-up.

No!

[glass breaks ]

I'm a monster again!

Calm down, Kevin.

Just try and change back to
normal.

Right.
Just concentrate.

[grunting ]

It's not working.

It must be feedback from
the watch, like the last time.

But Ben knows a lot
more about the Omnitrix now.

Maybe he can do something.

Right, Ben?

[electronic beeping ]

- Ben?
- Huh?

Gwen, look at this.

It must have been the expl*si*n.

I'm missing Chromastone, Goop,
Spidermonkey, and Way Big.

How did he manage to sneak away?

[ beeping ]

Ben Tennyson!

I warned you of the consequences
of tampering with the Omnitrix!

I was just trying --

To defy my instructions.

Well, you have succeeded.

The escaped geno archetypes --

The what?

Your transformations --

they will perish if they aren't
restored to the Omnimatrix

within hours.

And if they do, their powers
will be lost to you forever!

How do I put them back?

When you're close, set the
Omnitrix to "capture" mode.

It will do the rest.

The yellow setting.

AZMUTH:
You have disappointed me,
Ben Tennyson.

I shall not help you again.

You call that help?!

Can you track my transformations
by their mana?

No.
They're all the same as you.

Not a problem.

They all have
an Omnitrix thingy.

We can track them
with our badges.

BEN:
Hey, Kevin, why don't
you change back to normal?

You've been ugly
for like miles.

I can't.

BEN:
What?

I can't!

Ben.

Weren't you listening back at
the garage?

Uh, no. Busy!

Omnitrix on the fritz.

KEVIN:
Let me bring you up to
speed, hero.

Thanks to you,
I can't turn back.

I'm a monster.

I'm sorry, Kevin.

I didn't know.
I was just kidding around.

Stop saying that.

You're not a monster.

Use your powers.

Absorb my skin.

KEVIN:
I'm trying.

It doesn't work.

I'm trapped like this forever.

[alarm blaring ]

We found Chromastone.

[ crashing ]

[grunting ]

Not quite the smooth
talker he used to be.

Without your guiding
intelligence...

Thank you.

...such as it is,

Chromastone's nothing but
instinct.

What now?

Um...

Here, Chromastone!

[whistles ]

Good Chromastone!

Oh, yeah.

There's your guiding
intelligence in action.

Hey, Rocky!

Over here!

Have it your way.

I was looking for a good fight.

And this is all the excuse I...

ohh, you are in so much trouble!

[grunting ]

This is a job for...

Humongousar!

Huh...

or Upchuck.

Upchuck is good.

[ blasting ]

Maybe I can break the tie.

Hey!

That's not helping!

Aah!

Does that help?

Yeah, it does.

[ beep]

We've been at this for hours.

We should stop and rest.

No time.

If you're sleepy, I can drive.

Seriously, though.

Ben, you're gonna need
your full powers

to take on Vilgax.

[electronic beeping ]

What are you doing
with that old laptop?

I hooked it up to my badge,

and now I've got extranet
access.

Vilgax has beaten the greatest
heroes of worlds.

I'm not worried.

I b*at him when I was just a kid.

You should be worried.

Those heroes he b*at -- now he
has all their powers, too.

Not to mention that
your Omnitrix is busted.

You broke it!

You broke it and
turned me into this!

Kind of an improvement,
if you ask me.

What did we hit?

I don't know.
We're stuck.

[string whipping ]

KEVIN:
Gwen!

[ hisses ]

[ both grunting ]

GWEN:
[screams ]

[grunting ]

He's gonna lay eggs in
Gwen's head.

And when they hatch,
they'll eat her brain.

That's ridiculous!

What?

You laid eggs before.

[string cracks ]

[ beeping ]

Brainstorm!

Whoo!

Aah!

Thanks.

Didn't know you could do that.

Just made it up.

Greetings,
my Simian friend.

It's time for you to do
the right thing.

Amusing.

Now I'm afraid I must insist you
position your posterior firmly

back inside of the Omnitrix.

You...realize, of course,

that I'm interpreting your
inappropriately

aggressive response
as an act of w*r!

[grumbles ]

[screeching ]

See here, now!

I demand that you release me
tout suite!

[grumbles ]

I'd do what he says.

Or do you just need someone to
translate?

Ben, he's right next to you!

Just absorb him!

Oh.

I mean, really.

KEVIN:
Is it working?

BEN:
Pretty much.

Once we've got all my
transformations back,

I'm sure everything will be fine.

Aren't you forgetting
something?

N-nope.
I don't think so.

Remember you were gonna
do something in about...

five hours?

Vilgax, dude.

Right.
Fight to the death with Vilgax.

- No problem.
- Ben!

You've got to get focused, or --

[alarm beeping ]

Got one.
We're right on top of it.

Try not to hit it with
your car this time.

Are you sure Goop's
down there?

It's a sewer.
Of course there's Goop down there.

So not in the mood.

BEN:
Ew!

Smells like a sewer in here.

I'm not kidding, Ben.

No more sewer jokes.

Smells like a plan to me.

Ow!

I wonder if there are any
alligators down here.

Alligators?

I heard that people get
baby alligators as pets,

then flush them down the toilet.

They get gigantic in the sewers!

Maybe I should go up
top and guard the exit.

[ chuckles ]

Big, tough Kevin is scared of
alligators.

There aren't any
alligators in the sewers.

That's just an urban myth.

Yeah, and we're supposed to be
an urban myth, too.

Anyway,
you're scared of spiders.

Are there spiders down here?

Hold up.

Look what I found --
Goop's antigravity projector.

So where's the rest of him?

GOOP:
[screeches ]

[screeches ]

Ohh!

Gwen!

Swampfire!

[whirring ]

[ roars ]

GWEN:
Ben, don't sh**t fire balls!

This tunnel is full of methane!

Full of what?!

Lots of fertilizer down there.

I asked you not to do
any more of those jokes.

Sorry.

Are you sorry you blew
us up?

Her -- maybe.

You -- not so much.

[whirring ]

Hey! Cut that out!

[screeching ]

GWEN:
We've only got an hour
before you have to fight Vilgax.

And we're maybe minutes away
from Way Big's position.

I'm not a math major, but...

Yeah.
Here's what we're going to --

[ beep]

Go ahead, grandpa.

MAX:
It's almost showtime, Ben,
and I've been thinking.

Vilgax is Plumber business.

Good as you are,
you're still just a kid.

I'll take him on.

BEN:
This is my fight, grandpa.

Vilgax challenged me, and I'm
the one with the Omnitrix.

At least most of it.

MAX:
You've got less than an
hour, Ben.

I'll be there.

And I'll win.

Love you, grandpa.

GWEN:
How can you b*at Vilgax
without Way Big?

He's your most powerful
transformation.

KEVIN:
That's how you b*at
him last time, right?

And that's how I'll b*at
him this time, too.

I'll just stall him.

Until?

[ helicopter whirring ]

People of Earth,

today's contest is being
broadcast

simultaneously on all
information channels.

Be forewarned -- the conqueror's
challenge is a courtesy.

Vilgax's fleet is currently in
orbit around this planet.

Should your champion fail to
show,

Vilgax will declare victory

and obliterate the Earth,
as is his legal right.

And if Vilgax
chickens out, I win, right?

Will you have to work for me
after,

because...I really hate
mowing the lawn?

After the battle,
I will personally

remove the Omnitrix
and present it to Vilgax.

Speaking of whom...

Ben , I've come to
k*ll you and conquer your world.

Is now a bad time?

Are you ready to die,
Ben?

Can't we skip the threats and
get to the fight part?

There's a "Sumo Slammers"
marathon at : ,

and I forgot to set the DVR.

I'll take that as a "yes."

VILGAX:
Your energy beams are no match
for the shield of Ziegel.

Aah!

VILGAX:
[ roars ]

[ ice cracking ]

Big...Chill!

[grunting ]

Nothing like a refreshing dip on
a hot summer day.

And, Vilgax, you are that dip.

I will be free!

[ ice cracks ]

Guess so.

My hand!

You know what they say --
"cold hands..."

[growls ]

You've got to let
me finish my quips, Vilgax.

It's sort of a rule.

Keep joking, child.

It'll make my victory all
the sweeter.

Hey, you can't
touch me when I'm intangible!

No?

[electricity crackling ]
Aah!

[groans ]

My mistake.

Why...

Why don't you pick on somebody
your own size?

Or better yet...

Humongousaur!

Yield, and your
demise will be mercifully brief.

KEVIN:
Don't listen to him, Ben!

Yeah!

There's something bigger than
Humongousaur.

Do not interfere with
this contest!

Who's interfering?

And now...

Vilgax is going to get a taste
of Way Big!

Chromastone?

Oh, man!

Aah!

What you gonna
do now, tough guy?!

I'm glad you asked!

No!

Ben!

I am victorious!

Fetch me my prize!

I have it, master --
the Omnitrix.

This entire world belongs to you.

[gasps ]

Diamondhead!

You're in trouble, Vilgax.

I've had a lot of practice with
this one.

Say the word.

I...yield.

That's right.

You...do.

By the rules of the galactic code,

as ratified by
the Casey-Kelly accords,

you have lost this contest.

You must leave this world and
never att*ck it again.

Do you acknowledge?

I do.

But know this, Ben Tennyson,

I will have my vengeance
upon you.

Sure thing.

Get out of here.

We were on TV all over
the world.

So much for my secret.

Well, I used Plumber tech

to block the transmission about
halfway through.

Nobody saw Ben Tennyson.

What happened to
Chromastone?

Who knows?

This thing is broken.

But the team's still working,
right?

Right.

Kevin?

I was gonna.