05x06 - Rad Monster Party

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05x06 - Rad Monster Party

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Ben: Somebody really ought to dust this system.
- Your play, monkey.

Ben: Got any s, Mallard?
- Go fish.

Ooh, I don't like this.

Rook: Hobble, you do not like anything.
- Are you sure we have to fly

through the Anur system?
- Rook: It is the quickest way to reach the Plumber rim

outposts in this sector of the galaxy.
- But what about the monsters,

hmm? I hear they eat brains!
- Ben: And they especially love

to eat little bugs. [Gasps]
Six.

Rook: Ben, you are not helping.
Hobble, we hired Captain Dudesman

for a reason. He is the only pilot
brave enough to have ever flown

through this system.
- Yes. Not to worry, little Cucaracha.

I've even made deliveries here.
No problem. [Crashing]

[Unintelligible whisper]

What is that?!
- Ben: You've never heard an

alarm before?
- ...Rosencrantz and Guildenstern...

Primary systems not responding.
[Unintelligible whisper]

No choice. Brace yourselves
for a crash landing.

Ben: On Anur transyl?!

Zs'skayr: [Evil snicker]

Almost home.

Ben

he's a kid, ♪
♪ and he wants to have fun


but when you need a superhero, ♪
♪ he gets the job done


Ben

with a device that he wears on his arm

he can change his shape and ♪
♪ save the world from harm


when trouble's taking place ♪
♪ he gets right in its face


Ben

when lives are on the line ♪
♪ it's hero time


Ben

[unintelligible whisper]
Yup. The Variable-G offset


- modulator is completely sh*t.
- sh*t? Can you fix it?


I said it's completely sh*t.

Ben: So, what, we go to the
nearest "Variable-G offset

modulators 'R' Us" and pick one up?
How late are they open?

...nearest plumber ship...
Vilgaxian neutral zone...


Rook: I am afraid plumber
assistance cannot get to us

for several weeks, at best.
- Ben: They could if Anur transyl

would let the plumbers have a base here.
- Rook: True, there may not be a base,

but one plumber was recently
stationed on Anur transyl.

We were at the plumber academy together.

He was the first Loboan
to ever become a plumber.

And he chose to be
stationed on Anur transyl?

Rook: After we graduated, he felt it was
his mission to prepare his home world

for entry into the plumbers' union.

[Unintelligible whisper] Right.
He is a plumber.

There's a chance his ship
will have the part we need.

Wait. You mean we
have to go... out there?

Stick close.
[Thunder crashing]

Ben: This... place is...

Awesome!

Monster. Monster.

Okay, that one is definitely
a monster! This is too cool!

Ben Tennyson. Huge fan!
- Monster!

Horrible, fleshy
monster! [Crowd murmuring]

Ben: Wait. Me?
No. You've got it all wrong.

See, you're the...
- I said stick close.

Ben: What was with that guy?
- Rook: This is Anur transyl.

Here, we are the monsters.
- Ben: No way.

So while we are here, we
keep a low profile. Got it?

Ben: I put my size- s
in all kinds of alien shoes!

I get it. The whole outsider,
stranger in a strange land thing?

I've lived it.
- Rook: I sense a "but" coming.

Ben: But those guys are
actually monsters! Like, for real!

Hang here.
- Rook: [Grunting]

Hoo! Ha! Hoo! Haa!

Ben: What are you doing?
- Rook: Stretching.

We have a long walk ahead of us.

Ben: It's like a mile. I think we
can manage it without limbering up.

Rook: Ben, I am a precision
athlete and law-enforcement

operative. I treat my body as a temple.
It would behoove you to do the same.

Ben: It would behoove you to
stop using made up words like "behoove."

Rook: Uh, "behoove" is a real
word... an Earth word that you

should know.
- Ben: Sure it is, dude. [Chuckles]

"Behoove."
[Laughs]

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me.
- Ben: What?!

I, uh... need to go to the little alien's room.
- Ben: There are no bathroom

breaks on missions!
[Sighs] Fine. Go.

Whew! Thanks. I'll be
back from the ship in five.

Ben: Whatever, man. Just
hurry up. And don't...

Wow. He's fast.
- Rook: No, he is not.

Perhaps one of us should follow
hobble back to the ship

to be sure he went the right way.
- Ben: What are we, his babysitters?

Let the little red shirt
handle his mission in peace.

[Muffled shouts] [Blaster hums]

Ben, have you noticed...

Ben: That hobble and Rook
have mysteriously disappeared?

You don't seem concerned.
- Ben: 'Cause I've seen the way

this goes a thousand times.
It's monster-movie trope, dude.

Some creature picks us off one by
one, then reveals its diabolical plan.

It better not have anything to do with my ship.
- Ben: I bet, even as we speak,

terrible forces are amassing
against us! It'll be cool.

You'll see, rad. Rad?
[Wind whistling]

And cue the monster reveal.

Kuphulu: Ben Tennyson, meet your Doom!

Ben: Meet my Doom?

Come on. You can do better than that.

What is thy bidding, master?

[Bones cracking]

Zs'skayr: Much better.
Now, where were we?

Ah, yes, Krujo, my loyal subject.
You are about to free the precious

cargo Ben Tennyson was foolish
enough to transport home for me.

And then?
- Zs'skayr: And then the fun begins.

[Laughs evilly]

[Thudding]

Kuphulu: Submit!
- Wildvine: Not really the submitting type.

Kuphulu: I shall not allow
you to disrupt my master's plan!

Wildvine: Your master's plan?

Dude, I don't know who your master is!

Hey! That freaky plant guy
is b*ating up an innocent mummy!

[Indistinct shouting]

Wildvine: Hey! Hey, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You've got it all wrong! This isn't
what it looks like!

[Crowd gasps]

Ben: See? I'm Ben Tennyson! A hero!

And, okay, I was just trying to take out
your evil mummy neighbor, but...

But... he started it!
Aah! Monster!

Ben: How did I not see that coming?

[Indistinct shouting]

Unh! Aah! Oh! Leg... cramp!
Should've... stretched...

Before... mission! Rrr! Uhh!

Aah! Rrr!

Look! Now he's making fun of us!

[All shouting]

Eat rotten fruit, you monster!

Ben: Oh! Stupid Rook. Why does
he always have to be so right?

[Shrieks] [Wolf howls]

Ben: Aah!
- Aah!

[Indistinct shouting]

Heh! Easy, guys. You don't want
to do anything I'm gonna regret.

[Crowd murmuring]
[Grunting, howling]

Ben: Back off, dog breath!

I've got an Omnitrix and
I'm not afraid to use it!

Easy, kid. I'm on your side here.
- Ben: You're... the plumber.

Rook was talking about.

Scout, and you must be Ben.

Come on. We need to
get you off the street.

Ben: You made all this stuff?

Made, scrounged, salvaged.
I'm all alone out here.

I make do with what I have. Here
you go. Variable-G offset modulator.

Rook radio'd ahead.

Ben: I appreciate it. But what I really
need is to find my friends.

Some mummy guy got them.
That would be Kuphulu.

Repeat offender, strictly small-time.
I can take you to his lair.

Ben: You know where he lives?

Appearances to the contrary,
there's not a lot of criminals here.

I keep my eye on most of them.
- Ben: How awesomely convenient.

[Angry whisper] Intruder!

[Angry whisper]

Ben: I don't mean to pry, but why
did you come back to Anur transyl

when you finished the academy? Doesn't
seem like a planet that would take

very well to the plumbers.

This system needs me.
That's all there is to it.

I learned that from reading about you.

Your mummy is this way.

[Muffled shouting]

Ben: There. Now, what were you saying?
- I said, "he's right behind you!"

Kuphulu: This is my domain. You
enter the lair of Kuphulu at your peril!


Ben: Nuh-unh! At your peril!

Crashhopper: Crashhopper!

Suh-weet!


Kuphulu: Accursed human! Get off me!

Do not feel bad, insect.
I am your superior.

You would not blame a spider
for the prey in its web.

Crashhopper: A spider web. Great idea!

Thanks!

Kuphulu: [Grunting]

Rook: Well done.

Yeah, yeah. Great job.

Now let's get back to my ship.

Ben: Rad's right. I'm already
sick of this planet.

Don't really want to find out what other
surprises it's got in store for us.

Please tell me one of
you left the door open.

Ben: Now we discover the diabolical plan.

Ghostfreak?!
- Zs'skayr: Ben Tennyson. You remember me.

I'm flattered.
- Ben: How could I forget?

Zs'skayr: This is going to be
quite the reunion.

Why, look who else you
brought to the party.

Our old friend...

Ben: Dr. Viktor?!

Dr. Viktor: Ja, ja. It
is good to be back!

I've so missed hitting things!

Zs'skayr: The terrible trio, reunited.
- Ben: You'll never get away with it, Ghostfreak!

Rook: Get away with what?
- Ben: Whatever... his plan is.

To do... things. Okay, I'm not too clear
on what it is, but I'm sure it's evil!

Zs'skayr: [Laughs evilly]
Poor Tennyson. So in the dark.

How foolish you must feel. This whole time,
manipulated by your greatest enemy, Zs'skayr!

Ben: The scare? Who's "the scare"?
- Rook: [Sighs]

Do you never read the files?
"Zs'skayr" is Ghostfreak's real name.

Ben: He has a name? Huh.
I always just called him Ghostfreak.

Zs'skayr: But I never answered to it.

Now destroy them!

Dr. Viktor: Ah, I'm looking forward
to this. Next to my research,

breaking things was my favorite
part of being a mobile entity.

[Roars]

How'd we get the wolf man?
- Stop complaining. Be a man.

You're not a man. You're a duck.
- Then be a duck.

Aah!

Zs'skayr: I've dreamed of this moment!

After years of setbacks,
all because of you!

Bloxx: That's your problem, Zs'skayr.

You were never cooler
than when you were inside my watch!

Zs'skayr: [Laughs] You couldn't keep
me trapped in the Omnitrix, either.

Bloxx: Oh, like I didn't
know you were going to do that.

Face it, dude... you're a loser.
Always have been.

Zs'skayr: Oh, but that's where
you're wrong.

After you left me trapped in Ledgerdomain,
I became obsessed with escape.

I found a way out but was weakened.

I needed to consolidate my power, to return
home and regain my title as High-Ecto lord.

But while arranging transport through your
plumber branch, I found something...

Of interest in the basement.

Some resistance was to be expected, of
course. But in the end, old alliances

were forged anew. From there, it was a
simple matter of finding a ship passing

near enough to my home system
and altering its manifest.

That you happened to be aboard
the same ship was simply a bonus.

Forgive me for not thanking you
earlier for your assistance.

Because of you and your friends,
today I will reclaim my throne

as High-Ecto lord of Anur transyl!

Bloxx: Not seeing how any of that
makes you less of a loser.

You're just a sore loser!

[Beeping]

[Howls]

[Electricity crackles]

Rook: If I may be so bold, from
the academy, maneuver a. Remember it?

Ha! I invented it.
- Rook: Yes. But I perfected it.

Catch me! Unh!

Oh, this is unfair.

They're monsters on a monster planet.
They've got home-field advantage!

Home-field advantage.

That's not what "home-field advantage"
means! Come back!

Feedback: Hey, Ghostfreak, I ever told
you what a charge I get out of kicking

your butt all these years?

Zs'skayr: Aah!

Aah.
- Bad doggy! Aah!

Dr. Viktor: Unhand me, or I will destroy you!

Rook: "Unhand" him.

Dr. Viktor: Mm! Aah!

[Groaning]

[Omnitrix powers down]

[Beeps]

Zs'skayr: Aah! The light! It burns!

Nrg: That's the idea. What
did you think it was gonna...

Oh, you're just saying that 'cause you're
a bad guy and you've got to sound evil.

Not sounding so evil now, are you, dude?

Master...

Who's the duck? I'm the duck!

Aah! You're the duck!

There he is! The monster
that att*cked me in the street!

Nrg: Oh, for the love of... this again?
- Ben: Listen...

His words are poison! Don't listen to him!
Monster!

Friends, hear me! I know this
human looks different from us,

but consider for a moment what
we must look like to him.

It is easy to misjudge a thing by the way
it appears on the outside.

Yes, he may look disgusting to us,
even hideous, but on his planet,

he may be one of the less ugly ones.

Ben: Yeah! I mean, hey!
- Shame on you all!

What matters here are our deeds.
And Ben is a hero!

I'm sorry.

In our defense, he is way ugly.
Shh!

Ben: The nerve of some people, huh?
Non people, I mean.

They look like that and they
call me a monster?

Rook: But, Ben, do you not see?
Here, you are the monster.

Ben: Bolts in their necks, fangs,
big ol' hairy arms.

I'm not judging them, Rook.
They actually are monsters!

Rook: You are just stubbornly refusing to
accept the point we are trying to make here.

Ben: I am literally not even hearing you.
- Rook: [Sighs]

Where's the part?
- Ben: This little beauty?

While you guys were all busy getting
kidnapped by a mummy, I...

I did rescue you, remember?
- [Quacks] Hold me back, Rook.
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