05x08 - The Vampire Strikes Back

[bunniefuu]

- So, all done? Great work.
- Do not talk.

Come on. What did I do?

Well, you broke the variable-
G offset modulator,

spent more time worrying about a pimple
than defeating a sorceress,

and you turned the planet's entire
population against you. Twice.

I was talking to Rad.

[Speaking indistinctly]

Well, of course you'd take his side, Pyxi.

Well, I, for one, am glad
to leave Anur Transyl.

I hope to never see it again.

- Any more seats?
- What did I say about talking?

[Electricity crackling]

Soon, Lord Transyl, the Alpha
rune's power will resurrect you.

[Growls]

You have an objection, Dr. Viktor?

Transyl and the other
Vladats used my people as slaves.

We were nothing more than beasts of
burden, and ultimately, we were food!

Fear not. He will
bend to my will.

Kuphulu!

At your command, my Lord.

Begin.

[Whirring]

[Gasps]

I cannot stand the
light, but I do like the result.

[Laughs evilly]

♪ Ben ♪

♪ he's a kid, ♪
♪ and he wants to have fun ♪

♪ but when you need a superhero, ♪
♪ he gets the job done ♪

♪ Ben ♪

♪ with a device that he wears on his arm ♪

♪ he can change his shape and ♪
♪ save the world from harm ♪

♪ when trouble's taking place ♪
♪ he gets right in its face ♪

♪ Ben ♪

♪ when lives are on the line ♪
♪ it's hero time ♪

♪ Ben ♪

{Creaking]

[Gasps]

Yeah, you may want to get that fixed!

[Spits]

Better?

[Omnitrix beeps]

- New life-form identified.
- Where?

Subject on planet surface. Attempting
DNA analysis and code acquisition.

Acquisition failed due to
distance from subject.

Omnitrix functions will be disabled
in seconds. ... ... ...

Turn around!

No way

yeah way!

If we don't, I'm locked out of
the Omnitrix!

You go back.

[Alarm]

Aah! Aah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Come on! Give me
something with wings!

[Omnitrix beeps]

Astrodactyl: [ Squawks]

Of course you will now turn the ship
around, knowing that such contrary behavior

is merely to conceal your
true sensitive nature.

[Scoffs]

Let me rephrase that.

Of course you will now turn the ship around,
knowing that if you do not,

you will not be paid.

[ Mockingly ] "Will not be paid."

[Scoffs]

[Crackling]

[Crackling]

[Gasps]

[Exhales]

No! Master! This is madness!

Lord Transyl, welcome
back to the world of the living.

[Growls]

I must feed. Aaaaaah!

[Choking]

[Clank]

[Spits]

[Growls]

I brought you back
from extinction, Transyl.

I possess you to whatever
extent I choose.

You'd do well to cooperate.
After all, we have much in common...

Our aversion to sunlight...

I do not cooperate with my inferiors.

Light may hurt me, but it
destroys you, Ectonurite.

[ Chuckles ]

You and I are much alike. We both have
the power to control other creatures.

I inhabit their bodies. You do so with...

Whatever you spat at me.

Charming. Now, we can be
adversaries or allies.

What do you want?

- To rule the universe.
- I am listening.

How'd you get him to turn around?

I appealed to his better nature.

[ Ship alarm chirps ]

[ Flies buzzing ]

[ Wind gusts ]

Colder.

Colder.

Getting warm.

So, how about you go on and the rest
of us wait in the ship?

You're scared.

Actually, right now I'm
working on "jumpy."

I may move up to "scared" or just
go straight for "panic."

Relax, Hobble. As soon as we're close
enough to lock onto that DNA signal...

Ben Tennyson!

[ Panting ]

We... are in big trouble!

Why is that?

I see.

It's like the cereal aisle came to life.

Okay, now I panic!

[ Screaming ]

[ Screams ]

[ Grunts ]

Aah!

Guys? Guys?!

Why didn't that thing stick to you?

Eh, funny thing about my species...

Our skin secretes a protective
coating of mucus.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

A... snot barrier?

Yeah. Great, right?

That "thing" is a Corruptura.
It allows Lord Transyl here

to control the bodies of his victims.

I noticed.

You needn't feel left out, Tennyson.

You are next.

New life-form DNA
analyzed. Acquisition complete.

Stand back, Hobble!

[ Omnitrix beeps ]

[ Growls ]

Don't eat me!
Aaaaaah!

[ Whimpers ]

[ European accent ] Hobble! Sorry. I...

This is the human that has
given you so much trouble?

More of a nuisance, really.
You see, Tennyson?

Your friends are now puppets, and only
Lord Transyl can pull the strings.

Yeah, well, two can play that game. I hope.

Aaaaah!

[ All grunt ]

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- Get 'em, boys!

[ Strained ] We are at your
command... curse you!

What do you know? Ordering henchmen
around is kind of fun.

[ Whimpers ]

Aah!

[ Grunts ]

This is futile, Tennyson.
We control the populace.

- You have only three on your side.
- Well technically, four.

[ Grunts ]

Besides, what will you do...
Fight your friends to the death?

No. That's not it.

[ Buzzing ]

[ Rumbling ]

[ Bell clangs ]

Aah!

You three... with me!
We have to get out of here!

[ Grunts ]

[ Strained ]Forgive... me.

I got a planet full of monsters after me,

an alien vampire just turned
my friends into puppets...

[ Fly buzzes ]

[ Chomps ]

...and my appetite is really weird.

[ Bats squeaking ]

I noticed that... when you
were about to eat me!

- More like I was gonna drain your energy.
- Oh, yeah. So much better.

I'm sorry, okay? Becoming a "Vladatian"
...Or whatever... messes with your head.

[ Groans ]

All this looking up is k*lling me.

In this body, I do my best
thinking upside down.

We need to find Zs'skayr's castle.

The castle vanished, remember?

[ Whistles ]

Who's going to show me
the way to Z'castle Zs'skayr?

[ Growls ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

Ha! Sweet!

Accursed human!

Guys, I'm trying to help you here.

[ Panting ]

You? Ever since you came, all
you've brought is trouble.

Why should we trust you now?

Okay. Then how about this...

Why did Zs'skayr bring Transyl
back to life? What's his plan?

It's simple, really.
Using your DNA as a template,

I shall revive your entire species.

Then, I shall once
again rule Anur Transyl.

Oh, dear. Such limited thinking.

What do you mean?

With my strategic skills
and your army of Vladats,

we shall be unstoppable as
we roam from planet to planet,

gathering new subjects.

- And fresh food.
- Yes, if you must.

However, completing the cloning
process will be complex.

I shall put our brash young
converts to work as assistants.

[ Grunts ]

We... object.

You jerks!

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts, whimpers ]

Object all you like, but
you cannot resist.

[ Straining ]

Ben... will... stop you.

[ Scoffs ]

Lord Transyl has surrounded the castle
with Anur Transyl's deadliest creatures.

Even if Tennyson finds us,
he will never get inside.

Nobody move!

Right, because I'm a cr*ck sh*t. Aah!

Sorry.

Guys!

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

Oh!

[ All Growling ]

[ Growls ]

[ Snarls ]

[ Quaks ]

Ben! It's a cloning scheme! Smash those tubes
before we're up to our necks in Vladats!

[ Growling in distance ]

Ahh

That wasn't a suggestion!

[ Grunts ]

[ Groaning ]

Hobble, I'll handle this freak.
You stop Zs'skayr!

With what?!

Do I have to do everything my... unh!

[ Snarls }

You are not a true Vladat.

You are a pitiful imitation, fit only
to serve as my sl*ve.

[ Snarls ]

Your... sl*ve.

[ Gasps ]

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Hmm? Heh.

- Oh, no!
- Oh, yes!

Yessss

yes

yes.

No one is immune to my power.

I don't go in for the whole
mind-sl*ve thing.

Hmm. Your will is strong,
but your flesh is weak.

[ Growls ]

Not even.

Just call me... Whampire!

[ Omnitrix powers down ]

[ Screams ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

Ohhh! We are free!

What creature is this?

That is Tennyson! His Omnitrix
has failed, and he is surrounded.

But you have to admit...
Whampire's a really great name.

My children, make it painful!

[ Strained ] Ben! Run!

Please. I still have Hobble, and Transyl
can't control him. Right, Hobble?

Hobble?

Aw, man!

Wait! Would he not make a more
fitting sl*ve, Lord Transyl?

Hmm. Probobly so.

- "Probobly"? Really?
- Dr. Viktor!

I wouldn't want Lord Transyl
to miss his target.

Don't move!

For good this
time... goodbye!

Ahh!

[ Crunch ]

[ Both gasp ]

Huh?

I hate the Vladats even more
than I hate you.

They must never rule again.

Do something!

[ Snarls ]

Take that!

And another one! Whoo-hoo!

N-o-o-o-o-o-o!

Come on, Omnitrix.
Time out's over.

[ Engine powers down ]

[ Triggers click ]

Ahh.

[ Grunts ]

[ Smacks lips ]

The taste of your energy will be sweet.

Do I look like a snack?!

[ Omnitrix beeps ]

[ Loud bang ]

Haaa-meena-meena-
meena-meena-meena!

Try a little fusion cuisine,
catered by Atomix!

[ Shrieks ] Unh!

[ Sizzling ]

Ah! W-we can move again!

[ Grunts ]

Yeah!

Zs'skayr...

Where did he go

where all good spooks go once
they're shredded to atoms.

It'll be a while before
we see him again.

[ Snarls ]

[ wheezes ]

Ah, Vladat. The only thing you
will taste is bitter defeat.

What are you going to do to him?

Put him somewhere... safe.

And I'll keep this little fella
floating here in the lab,

so if Zs'skayr ever shows up again,
he won't be able to get in the door.

[ Omnitrix powers down ]

Wow! That is... bright!

So, problem solved. Everybody's
happy, right?

Yunh!

Never mess with my ship

is he still under Transyl's control?

Thank you, fellow plumbers, on behalf of
my entire planet.

Um... is everyone okay?

Swell.

Pyxi, get us the heck out of here.

[ Speaking indistinctly ]

You could be worse off.
You could be him.