06x08 - Universe vs. Tennyson

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06x08 - Universe vs. Tennyson

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[Air horn blows] Ben: [Slurping] [Groans]

Ben: [Slurping] [Groaning] Grape flavor just doesn't do it

[Groans] The grape flavor just doesn't taste the same every time since I used it

The grape flavor just doesn't taste the same since I used x aliens to remake the universe.

Prove the same since I used x aliens to remake the universe. Rook: It would no longer be

x aliens to remake the universe. Rook: Wouldn't it be more likely that mr. smoothy has

Tower: Wouldn't it be more likely that mr. smoothy altered his recipe?

Probably Mr. Smoothy changed his recipe? Ben: How come you haven't

have changed your recipe? Ben: How come you still don't believe me?

Ben: How come you still don't believe me? Rook: Given that I and

believe me? Rook: Given that I and the rest of the entire universe have

Tower: Given that I and the rest of the entire universe have no memory of its destruction

the rest of the entire universe has no memory of its destruction or -

no memory of its destruction or - ben: Whoa!

Or - ben: Whoa! [Tires singing]

Ben: Whoa! [Tires singing] That's Mr. Baumann's truck!

[Singing Tires] That's Mr. Baumann's truck! [Tires singing]

That's Mr. Baumann's truck! [tires singing] [engine revs]

[tires singing] [engine revs] Mr. Baumann, are you okay?!

[Engine Revs] Mr. Baumann, are you okay?! Huh?

Mr. Baumann, are you okay?! Huh? Uh, everything's fine, ben.

Huh? Uh, it's okay, ben. [Horn honks]

Uh, it's okay, ben. [Horn honks] Fistrick: You heard the man!

[Horn Honking] Fistrick: You heard the man! Get out, bro!

♪ Ben ♪ ♪ he's a boy, and he wants to have fun ♪

♪ he's a boy, and he wants to have fun ♪ ♪ but when you need a

have fun ♪ ♪ but when you need a superhero, he gets the job done

♪ but when you need a superhero, he gets the job done ♪

Superhero, he gets the job done ♪ ♪ ben

♪ done ben ♪ with a device that he uses

♪ ben ♪ with a device he wears on his arm ♪

♪ with a device he wears on his arm ♪ ♪ he can change his shape and

in his arm ♪ he can change his form and save the world from evil ♪

he can change his form and save the world from evil ♪ ♪ when taken out of trouble

save the world from evil ♪ ♪ when it's hard to take place ♪

♪ when it's hard to take a seat ♪ ♪ he gets right in your face

♪ ♪ put it on it looks good on your face ♪ ben

♪ he gets right in your face ♪ ben when lives are in

♪ ♪ ben ♪ when lives are on the line ♪

♪ when lives are on the line ♪ ♪ it's hero time

♪ line it's hero time ♪ ben

[Tires squealing] [Horn honks] Ben: Fistrick ?!

[Horn Honks] Ben: Fistrick ?! How does he get out of jail for this

Ben: Fistrick ?! How did he get out of jail so fast ?!

How did he get out of jail so fast?! [Engine revs]

Fast?! [Engine revs] [tires singing]

[Engine revolutions] [tires singing] [engine revolutions]

[tires singing] [engine revs] Rook: By the authority of the

[Engine revs] Rook: By authority of the plumbers, I request that

Tower: By the authority of the plumbers, I request that you park the vehicle, sir!

Plumbers, I request that you park the vehicle, sir! Ben: Don't worry,

you park the vehicle, sir! Ben: Don't worry, Mr. Baumann!

Ben: Don't worry, Mr. Baumann! We will save you!

Mr. Baumann! We'll save you! [Tires squealing]

[Tire squealing] Rook: Ben, that was not the proper procedure for a vehicle

Tower: Ben, which was not the proper procedure for a vehicle stop.

Proper procedure for a vehicle stop. Ben: Who Needs Procedure When

stop. Ben: Who needs procedure when you have the Omnitrix?

Ditto: Nyah-na-na-na-na-na! You can't hit me! Aah!

Guess who! Fistrick: Ohh! Watch the spikes!

Fistrick: Ohh! Watch the spikes! Ditto # : Let my friend

watch the peaks! Ditto # : Leave my friend alone!

Ditto # : Leave my friend alone! Ben, please!

Alone! Ben, please! Will you find some way to

Ben, please! You'll find some way to make it all even worse!

You will find some way to make it all even worse! I know this!

Make it all the worse! I know it! Ditto # : Can't see how

I know that! Ditto # : You can't see how this is possible.

Ditto # : Can't see how that's possible. [All grunts]

That's possible. [All grunts] Ben: Aah!

[All grunts] Ben: Aah! Aah! Aah!

Ben: Aah! Aah! Aah! [Engine revs]

Aah! Aah! [Engine RPM] Aaaaaaaaaaah!

[Engine RPM] Aaaaaaaaaaah! [Tires squealing]

Aaaaaaaaaaah! [Tires squealing] [All gasp]

I knew it! [Vehicle approaching] [Tires squealing]

[Vehicle approaches] [Tires squeal] Rook: Fistrick, you have the

[Tires squealing] Rook: Fistrick, you have the right to remain silent, or, if

Tower: Fistrick, you have the right to remain silent, or, if you are a telepath, the right to

right to remain silent, or, if you are a telepath, the right to refrain from all thought.

You are a telepath, the right to refrain from all thought. You have the right to -

refrain from all thought. You have the right to - bloxx: Blah blah blah-dee

you have the right to - bloxx: Blah-dee blah blah.

Bloxx: Blah-dee blah blah blah. In short, you are stuck ... Bro.

Blah. In short, you are stuck ... Bro. Ben: I'm going to skip the

in short, you are stuck ... Bro. Ben: I'll skip the annoying prisoner processing

Ben: I'll skip the boring prisoner processing stuff.

Boring prisoner processing material. You got it, partner.

Material. You got this, partner. Rook: [Sighs] As usual.

Release my client at once! [Clears throat] down here.

[Clears throat] down here. Chadzmuth.

Down here. Chadzmuth. [Bips]

Chadzmuth. [Bips] In the beginning half, no last

[Beeps] In the middle initial, no last name, just chadzmuth -

no initials, no middle last name, just chadzmuth - lawyer in intergalactic law.

Name, just chadzmuth - lawyer in intergalactic law. Now, I understand my client was

lawyer in intergalactic law. Now, I understand my client was stopped in an improper

Now, I understand my client was stopped at an improper vehicle stop and was not fully

pulled over at an improper vehicle stop and was not fully read his rights after the arrest.

Stopping the vehicle and was not fully read his rights upon arrest. Ben: Yes?

Read your rights upon arrest. Ben: Yes? well, your "client" too

Ben: Yes? Well, your "client" also h*jacked a delivery truck, blew

well, his "client" also h*jacked a delivery truck, blew up a store, and almost blew up

h*jacked a delivery truck, blew up a store, and almost blew me up!

A store, and it almost blew me up! Max: Let him go, ben.

Me! Max: Let him go, ben. well, unfortunately,

Max: Let him go, ben. Well, unfortunately, chadzmuth here has a legitimate

Well, unfortunately, chadzmuth here has a legitimate case.

Chadzmuth here has a legitimate case. We have no right to keep

case. We have no right to keep fistrick.

We have no right to keep fistrick. Max: Yes, just like the last one

fistrick. Max: Yes, just like last time.

Max: Yes, just like last time. Ben: Wait.

Time. Ben: Wait. So this is how it came out fistrick

Ben: Wait. So that's how fistrick got out of jail so fast?

So that's how Fistrick got out of jail so quickly? Rook: Apparently, not only

from jail so fast? Rook: Apparently, not just fistrick.

Rook: Apparently, not just fistrick. Those would be my other

fistrick. These would be my other clients.

These would be my other clients. I will sign for their release,

customers. I will sign for your release, too.

I'll sign for your release, too. Ben: That's not so fair!

A lot. Ben: That's not so fair! [Laughs]

Ben: That's not so fair! [Laughs] The universe isn't fair, kid.

[Laughs] The universe isn't fair, kid. Ben: I don't know what your

the universe isn't fair, kid. Ben: I don't know what your angle is, but -

Ben: I don't know what your angle is, but - there is no angle,

angle, but - there is no angle, Mr. Tennyson.

There is no angle, Mr. Tennyson. While most Galvans use their

Mr. Tennyson. While most Galvans use their massive intellects for

while most Galvans use their massive intellects for scientific activities, I have

enormous intellects for scientific activities, I have dedicated mine to become the

scientific activities, I have dedicated mine to become the greatest legal mind in the

mine dedicated to becoming the greatest legal mind in the universe.

Greatest legal mind in the universe. There is no loophole or lesser

universe. There is no loophole or the slightest technicality in the laws of any

there is no loophole or minor technicality in the laws of any planet in any galaxy that I go to

technicality in the laws of any planet in any galaxy that I will not find and explore.

Planet in any galaxy I won't find and explore. [Roars]

Everyone deserves a fair trial. Call me if you need my help.

attempts. Call me if you need my services.

Call me if you need my services. Ben: As if!

Services. Ben: As if! Y-you can't - ugh!

Ben: As if! Y-you can't- ugh! [Groans]

Y-you can't - ugh! [Groans] Rook: I hope we won't have

[Rook: I hope we won't have to cross your path too often.

Rook: I hope we won't have to cross your path too often. [Grunts]

Crossing your path very often. [grunts] [burps]

[Grunts] [Burps] [Screams]

[Grunts] [Roars] [Trumpets]

[I'm going to take these smoothys and all the money you have.

I'm going to take these smoothys and all the money you have. [Tires singing]

And all the money you have. [Tires singing] Ah, ah, ah, ah.

[Tires singing] Ah, ah, ah, ah. You plumbers have no right to

Ah, ah, ah, ah. You plumbers have no right to harass my client.

You plumbers have no right to harass my client. Rook: But he is currently

harassing my client. Rook: But he is committing a crime.

Rook: But he is committing a crime. Alleged.

Committing a crime. Alleged. Ben: You know, it's

Allegedly. Ben: You know, it's like you sleazebags that give

Ben: You know, it's like you sleazebags lawyers who give a bad name.

Sleazebags like you who give lawyers a bad name. [Laughter]

Lawyers a bad name. [Laughter] Young man, I want you to know

[Laughter] Young man, I want you to know that lawyers have always had a

young man, I want you to know that lawyers have always had a bad name, and I provide a

that lawyers have always had a bad name, and I provide a necessary service.

Bad name, and I provide a necessary service. Now, everyone has the right to

necessary service. Now, everyone has the right to the best possible defense.

Now, everyone has the right to the best defense possible. Rook: That is true.

Best Possible Defense. Rook: That's true. who knows?

Rook: That's true. who knows? One day even the great

who knows? One day even the great ben tennyson may demand my

someday even the great ben tennyson may demand my assistance.

Ben Tennyson may require my assistance. Ben: Never ... will ... happen.

Assistance. Ben: Never ... will ... happen. Ben Tennyson!

[squealing tires] Do you think it would escape our attention when used

if you think he would escape our attention when you used the Celestial Sapien form

our warning when you used your Sapien Celestial alien form x to recreate the whole

Celestial Sapien your alien x-form to recreate the entire universe and everything in it?

Alien X to recreate the entire universe and everything in it? Ben: Told ya.

Universe and everything in it? Ben: Told ya. You're deciding accused of

Ben: Told ya. You are deciding accused of unauthorized alteration of

You are here charged with unauthorized alteration of reality, and for that, you must

unauthorized alteration of reality, and for this, you have to pay.

The reality, and for that, you have to pay. Ben: Aah!

Ben Tennyson, prepare for your reckoning. [Ting! ]

Your reckoning. [Ting! ] Ben: Huh.

[Ting! Ben: Huh. That wasn't so bad.

Ben: Huh. That wasn't so bad. [Whoosh! ]

High Court Intergalactic case number - , Universe v. Tennyson, is now at

number - , universe v. Tennyson, is now in session.

Universe v. Tennyson, is now in session. Benjamin Tennyson Kirby, the

session. Benjamin Tennyson Kirby, the prosecution claims that you did

Benjamin Tennyson Kirby, the prosecution asserts that you have intentionally and willfully altered

prosecution claims that you have intentionally and deliberately altered the fabric of reality in

intentionally and deliberately alter the fabric of reality, in violation of

the fabric of reality, in violation of the multiverse preservation act.

Violation of the multiverse preservation act. How do you declare yourself?

Multiverse Preservation Act. How do you declare yourself? Ben: Innocent!

How do you declare yourself? Ben: Innocent! I mean, come on!

Ben: Innocent! I mean, come on! You remember me, don't you,

I mean, come on! You remember me, don't you, Judge Domstol?

You remember me, don't you, Judge domstol? Dom.

Judge domstol? Dom. Omnitrix wielder, savior

gift. Omnitrix wielder, savior of the universe.

Omnitrix wielder, savior of the universe. Ring a bell?

Of the universe. Ringing a bell? I really remember and

ring a bell? I, in fact, remember and admire the great ben tennyson.

I, in fact, remember and admire the great ben tennyson. However, since this is a huge

admire the great ben tennyson. However, since this is a collective action involving massive

however, since this is a huge collective action involving nothing less than the entire universe

collective action that involves nothing less than the entire universe and everyone in it, your destiny is

nothing less than the entire universe and everyone in it, its destiny is not just for me.

And everyone in it, its fate is not just for me. This judgment is being transmitted to

not just for me. This judgment is being transmitted to four quadrillions of beings that will

This judgment is being broadcast to quadrillions of beings who will vote on its guilt or innocence.

There are quadrillions of beings who will vote on your guilt or innocence. But wait - there is more!

Vote on their guilt or innocence. But wait - there is more! Bailiff?

But wait - there is more! Bailiff? This device is capable of

bailiff? Is this device capable of keeping an accurate % count

This device is capable of keeping a % accurate record of every single vote in the

keeping a % accurate record of every vote in the universe in real time.

Each unique vote in the universe in real time. And one lucky voter will win

universe in real time. And one lucky voter will win a fabulous prize!

And one lucky voter will win a fabulous prize! It's your lawyer gift, or are

a fabulous prize! Is your lawyer present, or are you defending yourself?

Is your lawyer present, or are you defending yourself? Ben: How am I going to

you defend yourself? Ben: How am I going to find a -

Ben: How am I supposed to find a - [Whir! Whir! Whir! ]

Find one - [Whir! Whir! Whir! ] Ah, man.

[Whir! Whir! Whir! ] Ah, man. [ Touch ]

Ah, man. [Bell] Hi, you've reached

[Hello, you have arrived at chadzmuth's office,

Hello, you have arrived at the office of chadzmuth, a lawyer in intergalactic law.

Office of chadzmuth, lawyer in intergalactic law. Ben: Look, I'm sorry I called

lawyer in intergalactic law. Ben: Look, I'm sorry, I called a sleazebag, okay?

Ben: Look, I'm sorry, I called a sleazebag, okay? I [Groans] I need your help.

You're a sleazebag, okay? I [Groans] I need your help. [Groans]

I [Groans] I need your help. [Groans] Please?

[Groans] Please? [Whoosh! ]

Please? [Whoosh! ] I'll take the case.

[Whoosh! ] I'll take the case. Lucky for you, I never lose.

I'll take the case. Lucky for you, I never lose. Ben: So, how many cases is that

Lucky for you, I never lose. Ben: So, how many cases did you plead before the

Ben: So how many cases have you argued before the Galactic High Court?

Did you argue before the Galactic High Court? Including a gift?

Galactic High Court? Including a gift? One.

Including a gift? One. This will be a walk in the park.

One. This is going to be a walk in the park. They all have are character

this is going to be a walk in the park. They all have are character witnesses.

They all have are character witnesses. Nothing to worry about.

Witnesses. Nothing to worry about. The universe calls for

nothing to worry about. The Universe calls the witness stand a

Universe calls to the witness stand one Mr. Ignatius Baumann.

Witnesses a Mr. Ignatius Baumann. What - what is going on?

Mr. Ignatius Baumann. What-what's going on? WH-where am I?

WH-what-what's going on? WH-where am I? Ben: [Sighs]

WH-where am I? Ben: [Sighs] Ben?

Ben: [Sighs] Ben? [Groans] I could have known.

Ben? [I could have known. Please, just do your best to

[Groans] I could have known. Please just do your best to remember all personal interactions

Please just do your best to remember all personal interactions you had with the accused.

Remember all the personal interactions you had with the accused. Ben: I am doomed!

You had with the accused. Ben: I'm convicted! [Whirring]

Ben: I am doomed! [Buzzing] [ Horn honks[/i

[Buzzing] [ Horn honks[/i This boy - he was driving

[ honk honk honk[/i This boy - he is driving me crazy with his mischief all my

That boy - he is driving me crazy with his antics all my life!

I've been going crazy with your mischief all my life! Let's see what our house

life! Let's see what our viewers have to say about it.

Let's see what our viewers have to say about it. The votes are leaning heavily

viewers have to say about it. The votes are leaning heavily toward "guilty," his honor.

The votes are leaning heavily toward "guilty," your honor. Ben: [high-pitched voice]

Towards "guilty," your honor. Ben: [High-pitched voice] Save me...!

Ben: [High-pitched voice] Save me...! Now then, Mr. Baumann, do

Save me! Now then, Mr. Baumann, do you honestly think that my

Now then, Mr. Baumann, do you honestly think that my client is capable of creating a

Do you honestly think my client is capable of creating a duplicate of the entire universe

customer is able to create a duplicate of the entire universe and everything in it?

Duplicate the entire universe and everything in it? Ben Tennyson is not capable of

and everything in it? Ben Tennyson is not capable of creating anything other than

Tennyson ben is not able to create anything other than destruction to my staff

creating something other than the destruction of my personal property!

Destruction of my personal property! No more questions,

property! No further questions, Your Honor.

No further questions, Your Honor. Ben: Whew! That could have

his honor. Ben: Whew! That could have gone much worse.

Ben: Whew! That could have gone much worse. Your Honor, The Accusation

gone much worse. Your honor, the prosecution would like to call its own

Your honor, the prosecution would like to call its own witness.

I would like to call your own witness. Ben: Rook!

Witness. Ben: Rook! Rook: Ben, I voted for you

Ben: Rook! Rook: Ben, I voted for you earlier.

Rook: Ben, I voted for you earlier. Do I win the grand prize?

Earlier. Would I win the grand prize? Rook blonko, would you

me win the grand prize? Rook blonko, you would characterize your partner,

Blonko tower, you would characterize your partner, Ben Tennyson, as someone who

characterize his partner, Ben Tennyson, as someone who blatantly ignores

Ben Tennyson, as someone who blatantly ignores regulations and procedure?

Flagrantly disregards regulations and procedure? Rook: Absolutely not.

Regulations and Procedures? Rook: Absolutely not. In order to disregard anything,

Tower: Absolutely not. In order to disregard something, one must first be aware of its

In order to disregard something, one must first be aware of its existence.

One must first be aware of its existence. Ben has often demonstrated

existence. Ben has often demonstrated his ignorance of the process, as

Ben has often demonstrated his ignorance of the process, as has an innumerable multitude of

their ignorance of the process, as well as an innumerable multitude of other topics.

As well as a countless number of other topics. No more questions,

other topics. No further questions, Your Honor.

No further questions, Your Honor. Would the defense like

his honor. The defense would like to cross-examine the witness.

The defense would like to cross-examine the witness. Now then, please focus your

question this witness. Now then, please concentrate your thoughts and describe for the

Now then, please concentrate your thoughts and describe to the court the alleged crime you

thoughts and describe to the court the alleged crime he allegedly witnessed.

Rook: But annihilarrg turned out to be a failure, so the universe and everything in it

It turned out to be a failure, so the universe and everything else was not destroyed.

The universe and everything in it has not been destroyed. The Universe and Everything

has not been destroyed. The universe and everything in it has not been destroyed.

The universe and everything in it has not been destroyed. Your Honor, the prosecution has

where it was not destroyed. Your Honor, the prosecution has totally failed to prove not only

his honor, the prosecution has totally failed to prove not only that my client committed the

absolutely failed to prove not only that my client committed the crime that he is being

that my client committed the crime he is being accused of, but that no crime was

crime he is being accused of, but that no crime has yet been confirmed.

Accused but no crime has yet been confirmed. [Clank! ]

Even committed. [Clank! ] Ben: Yes! Not guilty!

[Clank! ] Ben: Yes! Not guilty! Thank you, universe!

Ben: Yes! Innocent! Thank you, universe! The prosecution would like to

thank you, universe! The prosecution would like to call one last witness

The prosecution would like to call one last witness from the booth -

call one last witness to the stand - benjamin tennyson kirby.

To the stand - benjamin tennyson Kirby. [Whoosh! ]

Benjamin Tennyson Kirby. [Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! ]

[Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! ]

[Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! ] Ben: Aah!

[Whoosh! ] Ben: Aah! [b*at]

Ben: Aah! [Beats] I go on record

[Fall] I enter for the "one" record exhibition, a mr. smoothy grape

I enter for the "one" record exhibition, a persuasive mr. smoothy grape.

Appendix "A", a persuasive mr. smoothy grape. Mr. tennyson, could you please

smoothy. Mr. Tennyson, could you prove exhibit "a" for the

Mr. tennyson, could you prove exhibit "a" for the court?

Sample exhibit "a" for the court? Ben: I am ... Actually not much

court? Ben: I'm ... Actually not very thirsty.

Ben: I'm ... Not really very thirsty. Drink the persuasive,

thirsty. Drink the smoothy, Mr. Tennyson.

Ben: [Slurping] Did you notice anything about this persuasive?

Do you realize anything about this persuasive? Ben: [Slurping continues]

This persuasive person? Ben: [Slurping continues] Anything different?

Ben: [Slurping continues] Anything different? Ben: All right! I admit it!

Anything Different? Ben: All right! I admit it! He doesn't have the same taste.

Ben: All right! I admit it! He doesn't have the same taste. I was too late to save

he doesn't have the same taste. I was too late to save the universe and everything in it

I was too late to save the universe and everything in it to be destroyed, so I used

universe and everything in it to be destroyed, so I used Alien X to make an exact

to be destroyed, so I used Alien X to make an exact copy!

X aliens to make an exact copy! But I just couldn't get there in time

duplicate! But I just couldn't get the grape flavor right.

But I just couldn't get the grape flavor right. I couldn't!

Grape flavored right. I couldn't! [Sobbing]

I couldn't! [Sobbing] [Slurping]

[Sobbing] [Slurping] [Sobbing]

[Slurping] [Sobbing] Your Honor, I rest my case.

[Sobbing] Your Honor, I rest my case. [Whoosh! ]

Your Honor, I rest my case. [Whoosh! ] Don't worry, kid.

[Whoosh! ] Don't worry, kid. Worst case scenario - you

Don't worry, kid. Worst case scenario - you will have to make restitution.

Worst case scenario - you will have to make restitution. Ben: Refund?

You have to make restitution. Ben: Restitution? But that means that the universe

Ben: Restitution? But that means that the universe and everything that is going to be

but that means that the universe and everything in it will be destroyed - again!

And everything in it will be destroyed - again! Relax.

Destroyed - again! Relax. I still have my summation.

Relax. I still have my summation. That's where I always win 'em

I still have my summation. That's where I always win 'em over.

That's where I always win 'em over. [ Clears Throat ]

About. [Clears throat] Your honor is undetermined

[Clears throat] his honor and indeterminate beings throughout the universe,

and indeterminate beings throughout the universe, we all know that

beings throughout the universe, we all know that celestialsapiens change the

we all know that celestialsapiens change the universe as often as my client

celestialsapiens change the universe as often as my client changes his shirt.

Universe as often as my client changes his shirt. Okay, bad example.

Change your shirt. Okay, bad example. But my point - and I have

ok, bad example. But my point - and I have one - is that celestialsapiens

but my point - and I have one - is that celestialsapiens change the whole universe

- is that celestialsapiens change the universe all the time.

Changing the universe all the time. Why, even the first thinker of Azmuth

Time. Why even the voice of Azmuth the first thinker and appearance changed

So the very first voice of Azmuth thinker and appearance changed on at least three occasions.

Voice and appearance changed on at least three occasions. As far as we know,

on at least three occasions. For all of us know, celestialsapiens are out there

for all of us know, celestialsapiens are out there changing the universe in this

celestialsapiens are out there, changing the universe right now.

Alter the universe at this very moment. I put it to you, ladies and

exact moment. I put it to you, ladies and gentle-soft and not so soft

I put it to you, ladies and gentleman-foreigners and not-so-gentle aliens-that it is right to keep

Gentile aliens and not-so-gentle foreigners - it is right to keep a thin little human ...

Aliens - it's right to keep a skinny little human ... Ben: Hey!

A Little Skinny Human ... Ben: Hey! ... Responsible for

Ben: Hey! ... Responsible for the mistakes of an entire species of

... Responsible for the mistakes of an entire species of omnipotent beings ?!

Crimes of a whole species of omnipotent beings ?! I say, "No!"

Omnipotent beings ?! I say, "No!" "No," I say!

I say, "No!" "No," I say! [Rook claps hands]

"No," I say! [Rook claps his hands] And now the magic happens.

[Rook claps his hands] And now the magic happens. Has the universe come to a

and now the magic happens. Has the universe reached a verdict?

Has the Universe reached a verdict? [Alarm sounds]

Verdict? [Alarm sounds] Ben: Aaaaaaaaaaah!

[Alarm sounds] Ben: Aaaaaaaaaaah! [Gavel knocking]

Ben: Aaaaaaaaaaah! [Gavel knocking] The universe has spoken, and

[Hammer pounding] The universe has spoken, and it finds you,

The universe has spoken, and it finds you, Benjamin Tennyson Kirby, as

he finds you, Benjamin Tennyson Kirby, as guilty as you can possibly be.

Benjamin Tennyson Kirby, as guilty as you can possibly be. And you, tannersnede zex, of

guilty as you can possibly be. And you, tannersnede zex, from Helioplex vii, have just won ...

And you, tannersnede zex, from Helioplex vii, have just won ... A new star!

Order, or I will clean this courtroom!

Courtroom! I have them exactly where I want them

I have them exactly where I want 'em - all part of the plan.

'Em - all part of the plan. Ben: Letting the universe find me guilty was part of his

Ben: Letting the universe find me guilty was part of your plan ?!

Find me guilty was part of your plan ?! If it pleases the court, my

If it pleases the court, my client chooses to invoke the

client chooses to invoke the Tetramando combat trial.

Combat Tetramando Trial. That's your suggestion, kid.

That's your suggestion, kid. Ben: Yes.

Ben: Yes. See, here's the thing - I can't really control what the Omnitrix

see, it's like this - I really can't control what the Omnitrix will turn me into.

Really controlling what the Omnitrix will turn me into. You could have mentioned that

will turn me into. You could have mentioned that before I depended all over your case

You could have mentioned that before I depended all your case on it!

I used to depend all over your case on him! Ben: How was I supposed to

in it! Ben: How was I to know you would -

Ben: How was I to know you would - there's a problem,

I know you were going - is there a problem, gentlemen?

Is there a problem, gentlemen? Ben: Yes!

Gentlemen? Ben: Yes! No!

Ben: Yes! No! [Beep]

No! [Beep] Four-armed: Uh, I mean, no -

[Calling] Four-armed: Uh, I mean, no-no problem.

Four Arms: Uh, I mean, no-no problem. I'm all Tetramando and that's it

no problems. I am all Tetramando and ready for - what I have to do,

I am all Tetramando and ready for - what exactly do I have to do?

To - what exactly do I have to do? As ben, you had your day at

exactly? Like ben, you had your day in court and you lost.

Like ben, you had your day in court and lost. But Tetramando defendants arrive

court and lost. But defendants Tetramando begin to fight their accusers in the

but Tetramando defendants begin to fight their accusers in the battle arena.

Fight your accusers in the battle arena. And the winner wins.

Battle arena. And the winner wins. The subpoena from the Public Prosecutor's Office ...

And the winner wins. The subpoena from the Public Prosecutor's Office ... Galactic gladiator!

The subpoena from the Public Prosecutor's Office ... Galactic gladiator! Let the Tetramando Trial

galactic gladiator! Let the Tetramando Trial of Combat begin!

Let the Tetramando Trial of Combat begin! [Whoosh! ]

Commence Combat! [Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! ]

[Whoosh! ] Four Arms: Ohh! Easy enough to hit a non-moving target.

Four-armed: Ohh! easy enough to hit a non-moving target. By the time I knock him out, the

to hit a non-moving target. Until the moment I knock him out, the two voices in his head will

by the time I knock you out, the two voices in your head will still be arguing about which way

two voices in your head will still be arguing about which way to fall!

Still arguing about which way to fall! [Grunts]

Fall! [Grunts] [Whoosh! Whoosh! ]

[Grunts] [Whoosh! Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! ]

[Whoosh! Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! ]

[Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! ]

[Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! ] Ugh!

[Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh! ] Ugh! [Whoosh! ]

Ugh! [Whoosh! ] [Grunts]

[Whoosh! ] [] [Grunts whistle! ]

[Grunts] [Whistle! ] [Clank! ]

(Whistle!) (Clank!) (Groans)

[Clank! ] [Groans] How am I supposed to fight a guy

[Groans] How am I supposed to fight a guy who can change anything?

How am I supposed to fight a guy who can change anything? There's nothing in the rules

that might change something? There is nothing in the rules of the Tetramando Combat Trial

There is nothing in the rules of the Tetramando combat trial that says you have to stay one

of the Tetramando trial of combat that says you have to become a Tetramando.

Which says you have to stay a Tetramando. Four Arms: Sweet!

Tetramando. Four Arms: Sweet! Now, that changes things.

Four Arms: Sweet! Now, that changes things. [Beep]

Now, that changes things. [Beep] Eye guy: Eye am taking-

[Calling] eye guy: Eye [/ i] I'm taking you down!

Eye Face: Eye [/ i] am taking you down! [Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! ]

Down! [Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! ] [Grunts]

[Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! ] [] [Grunts Zap! ]

[Grunts] [Zap! ] Ben: Not cool,

[Zap! ] Ben: Not cool, galactic gladiator!

Ben: Not cool, galactic gladiator! Rook: Now it would be a very

galactic gladiator! Rook: Now would be a good time for you to transform into

Tower: Now would be a good time for you to transform into Alien X!

Good Time To Turn Into Alien X! Ben: Don't you think I know

x alien! Ben: Don't you think I know that?

Ben: Don't you think I know that? I would if I could, but I can't,

that one? I would if I could, but I can't, so I -

Tower: Uh ... Ben? Ben Tennyson. Back so soon?

Ben Tennyson. Back so soon? Very soon, if you ask me.

Back so soon? Very soon, if you ask me. Ben: No time for jokes.

Very soon, if you ask me. Ben: No time for jokes. I'm fighting for my life here -

Ben: No time for jokes. I am fighting for my life here - and your lives too.

I am fighting for my life here - and their lives too. If alien x loses, all

and their lives, too. If alien x loses, the entire universe is lost - permanently!

If alien x loses, the entire universe is lost - permanently! [ Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! ]

Universe is lost - permanently! [ Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! ] [Whoosh! ]

[ Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! ] [Whoosh! ] [ Knock! ]

[Whoosh! ] Rook: Why not ben

(thud!) Rook: Why doesn't Ben defend himself?

Rook: Why Doesn't Ben Defend Himself? His double consciousness must

defend yourself? Your double conscience must deliberate and come to a

Your double consciousness must deliberate and come to an agreement before x aliens can do

deliberate and come to an agreement before x aliens can do anything.

Agreement before Alien X can do anything. Rook: How long is this going to

anything. Rook: How long will it take?

Rook: How long will it take? Eternity, give or take some

takes? Eternity, give or take a few eons.

[Whoosh! ]

[ Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! Knock! ] This is the most decisive

thud! This is the most decisive Celestial Sapien I have ever seen!

This is the most decisive Celestial Sapien I've ever seen! Highlighted.

Celestial Sapien that I have ever seen! Highlighted. He couldn't debate ad nauseam if

Highlighted. He couldn't debate ad nauseam if his life depended on it.

He couldn't debate ad nauseam if his life depended on it. Ben: Are you listening

his life depended on it. Ben: Are you listening to me?!

Ben: Are you listening to me?! Now our lives and

for me?! Right now our life and the whole universe depends on you

now our life and the whole universe depends on you two being even a little

The whole universe depends on you two being even a little decisive!

Two being even a little bit decisive! (thud! thud! thud!)

Decisive! [ Bang! Bang! ] Rook: This is not a fair

[ Rook: This is not a fair fight, your honor.

Rook: This is not a fair fight, your honor. Ben can't even move!

Fight, your honor. Ben can't even move! Maybe he should have stayed a

ben can't even move! Maybe he should have stayed a Tetramando.

Maybe he should have stayed a Tetramando. Ben: How about you two keep

Tetramando. Ben: How about you two keep discussing everything you want, and at the same time

Ben: And as for you two keeping arguing all you want, and while you're busy doing that, let me

arguing all you want, and while you're busy doing that, let me control alien x?

You are busy doing this, let me control alien x? I admire your passion.

Control alien x? I admire your passion. Highlighted.

I admire your passion. Highlighted. I think it's your passion

highlighted. I think your passion is terribly misplaced.

I think your passion is terribly misplaced. Motion denied.

Sadly mistaken. Motion denied. [ Shake! Whoosh! ]

[Whoosh! ] Ben: See? Like that! Let me get the keys for

Ben: See? Like that! Let me borrow the keys to alien x for a minute to save the

let me borrow the keys to alien x for a minute to save the universe and you just ...

X Alien one minute to save the universe and you just ... Go on to have fun at odds

universe and you just ... Go on to have fun in disagreement at all.

Go on having fun at odds with everything. Awake?

Everything. Awake? When you put it that way,

agreed? When you put it that way, you agreed!

When you put it that way, you agreed! I disagree that this will be

agreed! I disagree that this will be fun, but if it means we can

I disagree that this is going to be fun, but if it means we can argue in peace for a while, movement

fun, but if it means we can argue in peace a little, movement accomplished.

Argue in peace a bit, motion carried out. [Whoosh! ]

Accomplished. [Whoosh! ] [ Thud! ]

[Whoosh! ] [ Shake! ] [Rumbling]

[Rumbling] Alien X: [echoing]

[Rumbling] Alien X: [echoing] Surprise!

alien X: [echoing] Surprise! [Whoosh! ]

Surprise! [Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! ]

[Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! ] [Rumbling]

[Whoosh! ] [Rumbling] [Whoosh! ]

[Rumbling] [Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! ]

[Grunts] Ben: Um... A little help here? You said you wanted to do

Ben: Um... A little help here? You said you wanted to do this without us.

You said you wanted to do it without us. Now who's being indecisive?

That's without us. Now who's being indecisive? Ben: Gah!

Now who's being indecisive? Ben: Gah! You two are impossible!

Ben: Gah! You two are impossible! This guy is galactic gladiator

you two are impossible! That galactic gladiator guy is so lucky!

That galactic gladiator guy is so lucky! He doesn't have any problems

lucky! He has no difficulty in deciding what to do.

He has no difficulty in deciding what to do. [Ting! ]

Deciding what to do. [Ting!] But what if he had to do more

[Ting! ] But what if he had to make more decisions?

Rook: Alien x is awesome! Alien X: Told ya. [Beep]

Alien X: Told ya. [Beep] [Whoosh! ]

[Beep] [Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! Whoosh! ]

[Whoosh! ] [Whoosh! Whoosh! ] Order! Order in the court!

[Whoosh! Whoosh! ] Order! Order in the courtroom! The winner in

Order! Order in the courtroom! The winner in the Tetramando combat trial is ...

The winner in the Tetramando fight trial is ... Ben Tennyson!

Tetramando Combat Trial is ... Ben Tennyson! Ben: Yes!

Ben Tennyson! Ben: Yes! Also, based on what

Ben: Yes! Also, based on what we have just witnessed, it is

Furthermore, based on what we have all just witnessed, it is clear that

having just witnessed it all, it is clear that Ben Tennyson was not in control

It is clear that Ben Tennyson was not in control of x aliens at the time of the

Ben Tennyson was not in control of x aliens at the time of the alleged crime.

Of x foreigner at the time of the alleged crime. Therefore, the court finds

alleged crime. Therefore, the court finds Bellicus and serena guilty of

Therefore, the court found Bellicus and serena guilty of unauthorized alteration universe

Bellicus and serena guilty of unauthorized universe alteration and sentences them to pay

altering unauthorized universe and sentences them to pay the restitution of five pieces of

and sentences them to pay the restitution of five pieces of taydenite - each.

Restitution of five pieces of taydenite - each. Court adjourned.

Taydenite - each. Court adjourned. [Gavel knocking]

Court adjourned. [Gavel knocking] Ben: That's what this was

[Hammer crashing] Ben: That's what this one was about - five lousy pieces

Ben: That's what this one was about - five bad pieces of taydenite ?!

About - five bad pieces of taydenite ?! I told you I never lost a

taydenite ?! I said I never lost a case, and I was not about to lose

Said ya I never lost a case, and I was not about to lose my first one in front of

case, and I was not about to lose my first one in front of the galactic high court.

My first in front of the galactic high court. Ben: [Grunting]

Galactic High Court. Ben: [Grunting] [Beep]

Ben: [Grunting] [beep] You have to get me out

[Calling] You have to get me out of here!

You've got to get me out of here! Fistrick: Chadzmuth!

Here! Fistrick: Chadzmuth! Where are you, bro?!

Fistrick: Chadzmuth! Where are you, bro?! Talking about cases...

Where are you, bro?! Talking about cases... [Whoosh! ]

Talking about cases ... [Whoosh! ] [All clamoring]

[Whoosh! ] [All clamoring] Max: Ben! Tower!

[All clamor] Max: Ben! Tower! How dare you limit my

Max: Ben! Tower! How dare you limit my clients in these overcrowded

How dare you limit my clients in these overcrowded conditions!

Customers in these overcrowded conditions ?! Max: Chadzmuth.

Conditions ?! Max: Chadzmuth. Why am I not surprised?

Max: Chadzmuth. Why am I not surprised? Rook: Magisters, chadzmuth

why am i not surprised? Rook: Magisters, chadzmuth just saved ben.

Rook: Magisters, chadzmuth just saved ben. Ben: saved me five pieces of

just saved ben. Ben: save me five pieces of taydenite.

Ben: save me five pieces of taydenite. you are welcome.

Taydenite. You are welcome. Now, let's enjoy this current

You are welcome. Now, let's take this current issue before a judge or settle

Now, are we going to take this current issue before a judge or settle it out of court?

Matter before a judge or settle out of court? Ben: [Groans]

Out of court? Ben: [Groans] You're lucky I have one

Ben: [Groans] You're lucky I have a new respect for waste

you are just lucky I have a new respect for the scum of the legal profession.

New respect for the scum of the legal profession. E?

Of the legal profession. E? Ben: And ...

E? Ben: And... Thank you for your help.

Ben: And ... Thank you for your help. I owe you one.

Thanks for the help. I owe you one. [Laughter]

I owe you one. [Laughter] Wait till you get my bill, kid.

♪ Ben

♪ ben

♪ ben

♪ ben
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