03x20 - How Bobby Got His Groove Back

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Bobby had a big turnout
for his new movie, Super Samurai.

What is it about?

It's the epic story of a man

who has to choose between making soup
or become a samurai.

BOBBY WASABI IN SUPER SAMURAI

THE EPIC STORY OF CHOOSING ONE
MAN BETWEEN MAKING SOUP OR BEING SAMURAI

Where are Jerry and Milton?

They said they would try to get a pair
and then we would meet here.

I don't believe.
Milton found a pair!

Good for him.

Guys, this is my date, Veronica.

And this is Jerry's other pair,
the Carol.

You know, the star of this movie,
Bobby Wasabi,

he is my close friend.

Milton, you failed again
get a pair?

No, I couldn't.

Well Milton, you're smart.

and I'm sure you can
conquer the girls you want.

Thank you, Kim.

I think I can conquer
a girl like that over there?

- You know...
-No.

That girl is like a thoroughbred.

You should start with one of those ponies
of the mini zoos, you know?

Seriously?

I will show you that I can conquer
a thoroughbred.

Kim, Jack, Rudy. It's me, Bobby.

Bobby Wasabi.

I'm wearing sunglasses so that
don't know it's me, Bobby Wasabi.

Intelligent.

I'm so excited.

This movie will make me again
an action star.

Much bigger than this incompetent
by Chet Stone.

CHET STONE
THE INDESTRUCTIBLE

Now get ready for the best movie
they ever saw.

It's the worst movie I've ever seen.

-It was awful.
-Horrible.

Go there! No, seriously?
I barely know the type!

What did you think of the movie, Milton?

Gallop, Jack.

Very good. There were some bad parts,

but it wasn't that bad, right?

Your movie sucked!

You ruined my soup so much
like the samurai.

Do not be like that. Please!

Come back here, mother!

No

Be strong with me

I'm saying, you don't want

Come have fun with me

We can have fun and climb walls

It's what we do

And no matter how much I cut and b*at

It's not so cool
how to have fun with you

Here we go, let the party begin

Do it like in karate

All together

No

Be strong with me

I'm saying, you don't want

Come have fun with me

We can have fun and climb walls

It's what we do

And no matter how much I cut and b*at

It's not so cool
how to have fun with you

Just look at this one.

"Wasabi fluttered across the screen
like a swollen sausage."

What a horrible review.

This is the best! Then.

How could Bobby have thought that
would this movie be a big hit?

Well, in the middle of the main fight
with the overlord of evil, he said,

"Can we take a break
five minutes?"

And then he paused
five minutes!

What is Rudy doing?

Are you worried that bad publicity
of the film affect the dojo.

He said he was going to do something about it.

Say hello to By Bi Dojo.

Hello, By Bi (goodbye).

That's weird.

I am, By Bi.

Why do people hang up?

See you later.
I am going to train.

Hello malta.

Heidi, these are my friends.

Kim and Jerry, this is mine
new girlfriend, Heidi.

Hi Kim. Hi Jerry.
It is a great pleasure to meet you.

We're about to go to our
second meeting at the planetarium.

It's night to bring a chrome
and enter for free?

You're funny, Jerry.

I'll be back.
I'll get my coat.

Therefore...

Are you Milton?

Yes. I think it's great.
He's so smart!

Milton?

And thou?

You don't think I'm good enough
for your friend?

If you do something for you
put between me and my man,

how do you live!

All right, all set.

Nice to meet you.
I love your friends.

Go there. Come on, malta.

Jack, this is bad.
This is very bad.

Now that Bobby is an anecdote,
this dojo has become an anecdote.

I lost six students.

Seven students.

Eight students! No, no.

You wouldn't even know this move
if it wasn't me.

man, things are
quite disheartening.

heartbreaking? things could not
get worse.

I'm moving here!

Things just got worse!

Bobby, you can't move here.

well or is this
or I move into your apartment.

Welcome home!

Bobby, what happened to your mansion?

It's gone! It's all gone!

I put everything I had into this movie.

It was supposed to be my big comeback

and became my great
"Go away!"

you won't even notice
that I'm here.

And you should know
I put my elephant on the roof.

I put my elephant in your office.

We have to tell Milton
about his girlfriend.

You are absolutely right.
I'd like to know, don't you?

And as his friends,
we need to tell you the truth.

-So we're in this together.
-Completely.

Kim has something to tell you
about your girlfriend.

To Heidi? She's great, isn't she?

Yeah, well, you know,
she's great, in a way.

the other night,
we saw a different side of her

and that side was...

Well, what I'm trying to say is...

Your girlfriend is crazy, man.

Sorry?

When you went to get your coat,
she turned on us.

-What?
-Yes it's true.

She was all, "Milton,
I love you so much!"

And when you left she was all over,
"I don't like you."

And then you came back and I was all,
"Milton, I love you so much."

What scared me and Kim
it was the whole "I'll eat you" part.

I'm seeing what's going on here.

It's typical, boy meets girl,
girl likes boy,

other people think the girl
not suitable for this guy.

-Wait, so Milton was the boy...
-Don't get hurt.

This is my third movie,
Cowboy Karate.

Look how young it was,

eyes full
of admiration and innocence.

Bobby, that was a cow.

Look how young that cow was,

eyes full
of admiration and innocence.

Bobby, please!
Compose yourself.

Because? My career is over.

I'm talking about your robe.
Get yourself together!

Sorry.

I'm going to take a shower

and if you hear what an old woman sounds like
and finished crying action star,

It's probably just the pipes!

Rudy, I have good news.

Me too. Bobby is taking a shower
for the first time in weeks.

I forgot my box
chicken for the shower.

Bobby, come here.
You have to hear this.

Well done, "Problematic Star of
Chet Stone action was fired

"after another epic burnout in
scenario of The Indestructible Four.

"Director John Ahearn said that
the new casting choice will begin now."

Bobby,

if you are chosen for this film,
you will be a big star again.

We could save the dojo.

-Go line up to train here!
-Yea. And we can help you.

Of course, you may have been sloppy.
a little,

but I know underneath the surface
is an action star.

Completely.
We just have to search a little.

Don't worry about me, boys.

I still have the knack.

Look, chicken.

Maybe we have to look
a little deeper than I thought.

Very well Bobby, soon
you will be an action star again.

Let's test your natural instinct
as a martial artist.

This doll represents your opponent.

Go for it, blue boy.

Are you ready to try again?

Let's do this.

Was better...

All right, Bobby, are you ready?

I already centered my chi.

I will not feel pain.

Because?
Why did they do this?

That hurts!

I hate you!
I hate you both!

Are you ready, Bobby?

Yes. I'm ready.

-Bobby is back.
-Bobby is back.

I thought we were only going by bus to
to the library on the other side of town,

but three hours later and look at
we. We're in a cabin in the woods.

This cabin belongs to my family
years ago.

I love this up here.

You know what the best part is?

there is no one around
in kilometers.

So it's just me and you

and only and only us.

How about we sit on the couch
and hold hands?

He is well. Where is it
the hand sanitizer?

I do not have any.

Mom warned me about girls
like you.

Milton, as soon as we get married today

you can fill the shelves
with whatever you want.

can't fail
with the three F's,

rockets, dental floss and whip
flies... Sorry, did you say marry?

Of course, my cute little thing.

We will be together forever.

But I have a devitalization
on Monday.

I can help you with that.

Jerry, you were right about Heidi.

She locked me in her cabin
in the woods near Crystal Lake.

You have to help me!

What are you doing under the bed?
your silly teddy bear?

I'm just being a silly teddy bear.

You don't need it!

Now let's treat
of this devitalization.

STUDIO

Bobby! Remember, I'm your manager
and Rudy is your agent.

And let's convince the director
to let you audition.

- We just have to act naturally.
-Right.

Some of the biggest action stars
of the world showed up for the audition.

Bruce Norris,

the Boulder, the Jean-Claude Van Diesel.

-I'll never get the part.
-Then.

These guys are nothing
compared to you.

You're the biggest action star in the...

Holy Mother of Heaven,
it's sylve

ster Stallion!

Mr. Stallion! it's my star
favorite action game ever!

Thank you very much.

Do you understand what I say?

I don't really understand.

I loved it in Crocky,

the story of the half-human,
half-crocodile

that rose from the sewers
from philadelphia

to become
the greatest boxer in the world.

I always cry at the end
when you yell for your girlfriend.

-Oh, amphibious!
-Oh, amphibious!

-Amphibious!
-Amphibious!

That's a line from my movie!

Hello malta.
I'm John, the director.

Thank you all for coming.
Who is first?

This is Bobby Wasabi.
He is the man you are looking for.

Bobby, do your audition.

It's bad enough that you've been robbed
the bank and robbed my face,

but you crossed the line
when you used my bathroom

and you didn't light a match, bitch!

Stop stop Stop!

It won't happen, Wasabi.
You're a nobody.

Malta, I have to take a break.

Look, Bobby.

Sometimes when things are...

Thank you, Stallion.
Maybe that made me feel better.

You are so handsome.

Stop squirming.

I told you to stop squirming!

Perfect.

No, don't get me wrong...

I would love to marry you,

but i'm a jew

and, according to our traditions,
I have to get married under a chuppah.

Without chuppah , there is no marriage.

You can be passed from the reels,
but you are thorough.

you were not invited
for our wedding.

This is wrong.

You didn't invite your best friend
for your wedding?

You just lost a beautiful mixer
five-speed, bro.

It's over, girl, understood?

We look for you online
and we know all about you, Heidi.

Or should I say, Evil Speaker?

You were expelled from all schools
that you attended

why are you obsessed
in dating the smartest guy.

That's because the smartest boy
go to the best university,

get the best job and buy me the
biggest home for our two babies!

see?

I know.

You screwed up, because Milton is not
the smartest boy in school.

I'll take care of it, honey.

How dare you?

Milton, we're trying to save you.

who is in your school
is smarter than my Milton?

Hi Heidi.

who has two thumbs
and the best grades in school?

This type.

Albert,

she is not well.
Do you know what you're getting yourself into?

I know and I don't care.

She is three words,

Gorgeous.

I'll be right there, honey!

Despair is a beautiful thing.

John, wait.

You have to give Bobby a chance.

although it's true
that your last movie was bad,

I mean, almost impossible to see.
I wanted to gouge out my own eyes.

Thank you, Jack!

Listen up boys, Bobby Wasabi can
shave your head and change your clothes,

but it remains just
an anecdotal nobody.

these types
They are true action stars.

But they are neither Chet Stone.

And if I can't get into this movie,
there will be no movie.

Nobody replaces The Stone.

You will pay me, Ahearn.

Boys, protect me!

A real man never runs away.

-I can?
-I would be honored.

You probably shouldn't
have done it.

Get him!

You've just been Wasabeado.

That was fantastic!

All these big action stars
fled and hid.

But you, Bobby Wasabi,
you are the real thing.

That's why I want you to be
the lead actor in my movie.

Will not happen!
You had your chance!

I'm fed up with the Hollywood hustlers.

But thanks to my
true friends,

Now I know who Bobby Wasabi is.

It is a pity.
You would have been fantastic.

Bobby, that was impressive.

you just rejected
the role of a lifetime

and five million dollars.

It looks like you'll just be
a normal guy like us

-enjoying at the dojo in the mall!
-Give me five!

What did I do?

John, wait! I was acting!
Just representing!

John!

I still feel a little bad

for leaving Albert in the cabin
with Heidi yesterday.

Do you think he's okay?

Heidi? What are you doing here?

Where's Albert?

He's over at the cabin.

He said he was going to get firewood
and then I just ran away.

That guy is crazy!

Heidi!

please don't tell him
that I'm here.

Have you seen my dear Heidi?

-No.
-I didn't see her.

I have no idea.

Here is she!

No! Get away! You are crazy!

The more you run, the more I love you!