08x20 - Face Freeze!/Glove World R.I.P.

[bunniefuu]

- Are you ready, kids?

Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

Aye, aye, Captain!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

- Spongebob

Squarepants!

- Thanks for having lunch with me, Spongebob.

- Anything for my bestest buddy.

There's no better way I could've spent my lunch break.

- That's a pretty cool face.

Check this one out.

- I love it. What do you think of this?

Awoo.

- Oh, hey, h-h-how 'bout this?

- That's awesome!

Ooh.

I know that sound.

It's the sound of me money being flushed down the toilet!

- Spongebob!

Why aren't you Manning the fryer?

- Sorry, sir, I got carried away.

Patrick and I were making faces at each other.

- Funny faces make me laugh!

- What?

Are you out of your liquid-absorbing mind?

- Why, is there something wrong?

- Haven't ye ever heard the saying,

"if you Don't stop making that face, it'll freeze that way"?

Aah! No!

- Let me tell you the story of face freeze.

- It were a cold day in November.

And in bikini bottom lived a man who loved to make faces.

And the one he liked best was to stick his tongue out.

- But what he really liked

was sticking his tongue out at people.

How rude.

- Until one day,

when he stuck his tongue out for the th time.

- His face froze with his tongue sticking out...

- Permanently.

- Weirdo.

- No...no!

- He couldn't open his mouth for months.

Until one day, his tongue dried up and fell off.

Oh, no!

- So are you gonna keep making faces, boys?

Nuh-uh.

- Good. I hope you've learned your lesson.

- I'm glad Mister Krabs caught us before it was too late.

Let's agree never to make faces again.

- Done and done.

- Patrick! Don't even smile.

That's considered making a face.

- Right. Gotcha.

No problem.

Not gonna make faces.

No faces...At all.

- Yeah.

- This is... - Easy.

How you holding up? - Huh, fine.

You?

Duh ah eeh.

Hey.

- Patrick.

Patrick!

- What?

- Look at us. We're okay.

Our faces didn't freeze.

- Gosh, you're right.

- Guess Mister Krabs made a mistake.

Well, now that we know his tall tale isn't true,

let's make lots of faces.

- You mean like this?

Ree eeh eeh.

Aye yi yi yi.

Aw.

- Pwee!

- Ay yi yi yi yi yi!

- Duh ree ah yee.

- Doy doy doy doy.

- Ah ah ooh.

- Dah.

- Ayow.

- Awoot duh doo.

- Loog oog oog.

- Day ah dah da dah.

I can't breathe, I can't breathe.

Well, still no frozen faces.

Let's really put this myth to the test.

Let's see what happens when we hold one face for a long time.

- Yes!

But, how do you choose just one?

Um, well, let's see.

Oh, oh... how about an eye cross, uh!

And then slip into an overbite.

And the finishing touch.

Gah lowh.

Delightfully wicked, my friend.

I call this one...

The Gary. Meow.

Gloriously disgusting, sir.

- Let's not keep these grotesque faces to ourselves.

Let us share them with the whole wide sea.

- You two need help.

- Hey, Spongebob!

- Hey, Spongebob!

- Hey, Spongebob!

- Hey, Spongebob!

- It never gets old.

Do you mind?

- Mind what, making faces? Of course we Don't.

- What a silly question.

- Your turn, Squidward, let's see a crazy face.

- I Don't want to make faces.

I want to sleep!

- That's a good one right there.

Oh, good one, Squidward!

- Let's try a new game.

Let's combine whatever you get out of

whatever it is you're doing with the quiet of sleep.

- Interesting challenge.

But let's raise the stakes even higher.

Patrick, i'll bet you can't keep that face all night

while you sleep.

- Oh, yeah? Watch me.

- Whatever works.

- Wow, Patrick, you did hold that face all night.

- Actually, I can't move my face at all.

- Oh, I can't move my face either.

- All right, we did it!

- No, Patrick, it's not all right.

This means Mister Krabs was right.

Patrick, we have the...

Face freeze!

Aah!

- Patrick, Sandy was right. We need help!

- Sandy! Sandy! - Sandy! Sandy!

This may get tricky.

Y'all need to relax them facial muscles.

What y'all need is a massage.

- And you're a licensed masseuse, right, Sandy?

- Well, I wouldn't say "licensed."

Just sit back, relax,

and let my gentle mammalian hands melt away that tension.

You seem to be carrying a lot of stress in your eyeballs.

Them shoulders look way out of line.

I can feel them knots just melting away.

Let's see if I can just finesse that jawline back into place.

Whoo!

Okay, you two. Bad news first.

That wicked face freeze ain't going nowhere,

but y'all are looking much more relaxed.

- Ahoy, Spongebob.

- Hiya, Mister Krabs.

- Hey, y'all right, boy?

You looked a little cattywampus walking in here.

- Feeling fine, Mister Krabs.

I'm just grilling and grilling...

Oh, but what's with the skewed posture?

- Oh, did you hear that?

Someone somewhere just dropped a penny.

- A penny? Where? Where?

- Aah!

- That'll buy me some time.

- Let's go, Spongebob, the orders are piling up.

- I'm on it, Squidward.

Onion juice! Aah!

- Come on, Spongebob, chop chop.

- Okay, okay.

Order up.

- You deliver it, i'm on break.

- Penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny, penny...

Penny, penny, penny, penny, penny.

- Mister Krabs is still distracted. Now's my chance.

- Penny, penny, penny, penny, penny.

- Your order is served, sir.

I'm sorry.

I did not order a side of lips with my Patty.

- Oh, dear.

- I'm taking my clams elsewhere.

- Wait! Come back!

- Why, oh, why?

Why did I have to make a face?

- What's going on back here?

Why are we losing business?

- Um, how should I know?

I'm just the cook in these parts.

- Face me when i'm talking to you, boy-o.

So I can see your face.

- Hey, have you seen this, Mister Krabs?

My impersonation of a burrito.

- Spongebob, you'd better stand up this instant, or--huh?

- Oh. Is this a bad time, Spongebob?

- Oh, I see what's going on here.

Aha!

You just had to keep making faces, didn't you?

You couldn't heed me warning, could you?

- I'm sorry, Mister Krabs.

We thought it was just one of your stories.

- I'm losing business because you thought

I was telling one of me stories?

Why, this makes me so angry...

I could just...

Just...just...just...

Arg, oh, ah!

No! I can't move me face!

I've got a face freeze too!

- What is the holdup in here?

- Wait, Squidward, Don't get too worked up,

you could get the face freeze.

- Face freeze? I thought that was a myth.

Ha! Krabs too?

Oh, this is rich.

Ha, ha, ha, oh.

What the--ha ha-- arg--ha ha--

hey, my face! Aah, my face.

Oh, great. Look at what you've done.

- Look, Squidward has it too.

- It's not funny.

Stop laughing!

- Ah, guests.

Could I offer you some lemonade?

- Man, that has to be the worst amusement park

I have ever been to.

I mean, we're lucky to escape with our lives.

- I agree.

The world will be a much better place

when glove world is gone for good.

- Excuse me, did you just mention glove world?

- Yeah, glove world. They're gonna close it...

Tomorrow. Forever!

- Close glove world?

Has the world gone mad?

- Well, that depends on your definition--

- i'm sorry, I gotta go.

- What about our lemonade?

- Patrick!

- I can't come out now, Spongebob, i'm taking a shower.

- But, Patrick, it's glove world.

They're gonna-- - glove world?

- Patrick, wait.

There it is, Patrick. Glove world.

- Look at that guy. He must be the owner.

- Uh-huh, come on.

Excuse us, sir.

We heard a horrible rumor that you're going to close

glove world forever.

- Close glove world?

Has the world gone mad?

- Here, son, take this.

You Don't want to catch cold.

Feels good.

- Ooh, that looks glovely on you, Patrick.

- Fits like a glove. - Glove size fits all.

- A penny saved is a penny gloved.

- You can lead a glove to glove, but you can't make it glove.

- She gloves me, she gloves me not.

- All's fair in glove and w*r.

- Glove, glove, glove, glove,

glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove, glove,

glove, glove, glove, glove, glove!

Glove.

- Wow. Enjoy the hat.

Now if you folks will excuse me,

I have a rickety old theme park to close down.

- Then the rumors are true.

You are gonna close glove world.

- Yup.

No!

- I understand your concern, but really--

No!

- Oh, please, Mr. Soon-to-be ex-owner of glove world.

Could you see it in your heart to let us ride

all our favorite rides, just one last time?

- For old times' ride's sake?

- Well, seeing as it's our last day of operation anyway,

and as long as the two of you pay the full admission price,

sure, go right ahead.

- Thank you, thank you, thank you,

thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you,

thank you, thank you.

Well, there she is, Patrick.

It's time to say good-bye to the tilt-a-hurl.

- Good-bye, tilt-a-hurl.

Ooh!

Ooh! Ow!

Ow!

Aah!

Ow!

- We'll miss you.

- Good-bye, glove drop.

- So many fond memories on this ride.

- I know, Patrick, but we have to be brave.

- Where to next, Patrick?

- I think you know where, pal.

- The glove boat.

My most favorite ride in the entire glove kingdom.

And it's the last time i'm ever gonna ride it.

- Come on, buddy, let's take our seats.

Whee. - Whee.

I just Don't get it.

I mean, why, why must glove world close?

- Beats me. Ow, oh, ooh, ah.

- Let's go ride the Ferris wheel.

Ooh, did you hear that? - Excuse me.

- No, not that, it was-- oh, no, Patrick, look!

- Oh, no!

What am I looking at?

- The Ferris wheel has ripped free of its moorings.

- Then, you mean-- - uh-huh.

- It's somehow ripped free of its moorings!

Spongebob, what are you doing?

We must remain seated at all times.

- We have to jump before this thing crashes.

Come on! - Wha--what the--

but you know i'm allergic to jumping! You know that.

Patrick, it's now or never!

You can do this.

- Ay aah!

Oh, if you say so.

Eeh.

- Aah. - Oh.

- Aah.

Zoom! - Nice job, Patrick.

Thanks.

Look!

Whoa, right in the middle of glove lake.

- That's really gonna spoil the view

for the residents of glove castle.

- Patrick, I think the time has come or us to accept reality.

- We've gone this far, why start now?

- All i'm saying is,

maybe there's a reason glove world is closing.

I mean, just look around you.

Open your eyes.

- Okay.

- Move it, slowpoke!

- Hey, who you calling "slowpoke," you sardine?

- See what I mean, Patrick?

Glove world is on its last legs.

- Yeah, or on its last finger.

- I just wish there was something we could do.

- I know what we could do!

Let's take a trip to glove world to cheer ourselves up.

- Wait a second.

Ah! That's it!

- It is? - Of course!

We just have to fix glove world. - We do?

- Then everybody will love it again,

and then they'll have no choice but to keep glove world open.

Are you with me?

- I think so. Yeah, i'm here.

- Okay, Patrick, this is it. Do you remember what to say?

- Spongebob, i'm not a stupid.

Come one, come all, to the new, the improved...

Hall of mirrors.

- Hall of mirrors!

- Wow, new and improved?

Wow, that's fantastic!

- It's working.

- Oh, i'll try it.

Hey! What kind of mirror is this?

- Well, i'm glad they're closing this place down.

- Hey there, kid. Ow, you little brat!

I have had it.

/ weeks of working here, and this is how i'm treated?

You're gonna have to pay for my shin replacement surgery.

- I'm sorry you feel that way,

but if we were to accommodate every employee who--

- accommodate this, boss man.

- Great.

Now where am I going to find another mascot?

- Mr. Owner, Mr. Owner?

Can I wear the glovey glove costume?

Please, please?

I've always wanted to try it on.

And, also, this hat you lent me earlier

is starting to get a little worn out, see?

- Well, sure, why not?

I mean, what could go wrong?

- Thanks!

- Here you go, little boy. - Thanks.

- Oh! Oh! Glove ice cream!

- Oh! Aah! - Thanks.

- The park mascot? Cutting in line?

- And he stole my ice cream.

I thought he gave it to me.

- Boy, the swing ride is really slowing down.

That's something I can fix.

- Excuse me.

Much better.

Ooh.

There.

Hey, I landed safely.

Oof! Aah! Aah! Oh!

Hey! We landed safely!

Ow, oh, ah, eeh, ow.

- My leg can't feel me. - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

He's insane!

- Run for your lives! - He's crazy!

- Come back here. - Patrick, stop!

What are you doing?

- I was just trying to test their strength

with this giant hammer.

- Listen, Patrick.

Do you hear that? - Yeah.

It's the sound of total silence.

Plus tumbleweeds.

- Everybody's gone home, Patrick.

We couldn't fix glove world, and now it's over.

And they're gonna close it, and there's nothing we can do.

- Well, there is one thing we can do.

What are you doing?

- We're doing what any other concerned responsible person

does when they're left no other choice.

- Yeah, brother!

We're chaining ourselves to a gate!

- Well, I hope you Don't plan on staying chained for long,

or you'll miss the big grand opening tonight.

- The what? - The grand what?

- The grand opening.

The only reason we're closing down glove world

is because glove universe is opening tonight.

- See for yourself.

Glove universe?

- Isn't she something?

Ah. Well, you two have a good night.

- Glove universe grand opening!

Are you ready, Patrick? - You bet!

- Okay, let's get out of these chains.

Give me the key. - What key?

- The key that I gave you.

The key that unlocks these chains.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You told me to keep that in a safe place, remember?

- So where are you keeping it?

- At the bottom of glove lake,

where no one will ever find it.

Spongebob?