10x11 - Feral Friends/Don't Wake Patrick

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- Are you ready, kids?

Aye, aye, Captain!

- I can't hear you.

Aye, aye, Captain!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

Spongebob Squarepants!

- Spongebob

Squarepants!

- Stroke!

Stroke!

Stroke!

Hey, kiddies!

It's your old pal, Patchy,

floating somewhere over Bikini Bottom.

I sailed down here to witness something

that only happens every years.

Why, me and my trusted parrot, Potty, wouldn't miss it

for the world, would we, Potty?

Potty?

Rah!

I'm just here for the buffet.

Oh, Potty!

Give me that!

Potty, I told you to leave those fish alone!

What do you think you are, a seahawk?

I can't help it if I was born a predator.

Rah! - Oh, Potty.

I guess you're right.

Can you ever forgive me?

Shake.

Now I can.

Rah!

Oh, get out of here!

Yep!

Whoosh!

Oh, oh, yeah!

I'm gonna save these mental pictures

for me grandkids.

Oh, that's better.

Hooray!

- Y'all are the best aquatic critter friends

a lone star from out of town could ever have.

- Cake time!

Wah!

- Don't worry.

I always carry a spare.

- Oh, no you don't!

Hoo-hah!

Karate slice! Hi-yah!

- Enjoy the cake, everybody.

I made it special just for Sandy.

- I'm allergic to nuts.

Are there any nuts in that?

- Nope, no nuts. - Oh, okay.

- Oh, unless you count "wall nuts".

- What...

- I'm pretty sure walnuts are a fruit though, huh?

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Huh? Whoa!

- Whoa!

Tex Ritter!

You don't see that everyday.

Ooh! Pretty!

Last time I saw a moon that big,

it was in a locker room.

- Since when is the moon so green?

Everyone knows the moon is made of cheese, Spongebob.

It's just been up there so long,

it's getting moldy.

Oh, but I'd still eat it.

- That ain't the moon, guys.

The real moon comes out at night, remember?

Something fishy's going on here.

- Attagirl, Sissy. - I got it!

- Look out, Mom! - Hey, kids,

check out that cool, glowing rock in the sky.

- You don't see that every day.

Did you see that, Spongebob?

Sponge...Bob?

Green cheese, green cheese!

Green cheese!

- Spongebob? Patrick?

Everyone, listen to me!

Get away from the light!

The light is bad!

Run for the shade!

- So romantic.

- Oh-ho!

- Eugene-ikins,

give me some sugar.

- I'm always a sucker for a good smooch.

- Yeah, walk outside and check out this awesome moon.

Agh!

- Hello? Hello, Pearl?

- No! Not me!

I guess it only effects sea critters,

but I still don't get why that green moon

is turning everyone into wild swimming fish?

Am I the only one left?

- Oh, whoever used that restroom last

was an animal!

- Hey, put me down!

Sandy! What are you doing?

Ow! That hurts!

What is the meaning of...

- Get in the shade!

- I demand an explanation!

- I'm getting one right now, Squidward!

Hello? French Narrator speaking.

- Hey, Frenchy!

It's me, Sandy!

- Ah, Sandy Cheeks.

How is it hanging?

- Oh, it's not hanging too good, Frenchy.

You see, there's this... - Don't say another word.

I have been monitoring the behavior

of the green moon all day.

It is called Neptune's Moon.

Every years,

it de-evolves everyone in Bikini Bottom

into primal fish for two hours.

- Two hours?

- Until it falls into another volcano

and is extinguished.

- I knewed it was nature, dagnabit!

That's a relief.

So I just have to keep Squidward in the shade

for a couple of hours.

Thanks, Frenchy.

I'm going home to hide under the covers!

It's every cephalopod for himself!

Frenchy, I gotta call you back!

Squidward, you have to stay in the shade!

Help!

- Squidward! No!

- O.M. Jehoshaphat!

You don't see that everyday.

My friends are gonna be lunch if I don't think fast!

Spongebob! Patrick!

Mrs. Puff!

Mister Krabs!

Larry!

Yeeouch!

Look out, Pearl!

I'll save you!

Yee-ha!

Like busting a bronco!

Yee-ha!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

Not the blowhole!

Hey! Everybody!

The light is bad!

Stay away from the light!

- License and registration, please?

Hold your breath, critters.

Whale!

Stroke! Stroke!

Stroke!

Oh! Oh, Potty!

We're taking on water!

A little help here, please, Potty?

Get out of here, you fiendish feather duster!

Shoo! Shoo! I said, shoo!

I'll do it meself.

I don't need your help.

I'm perfectly fine doing it by meself.

Here's where we get off.

Thanks for the lift, Pearl!

Don't you worry.

Nobody's going to eat you guys on my watch.

Dinner time! Come and get it!

- This is so fascinating, Frenchy.

Tell me more about my fishy friends.

Oh, wait. I'll put you on speaker phone.

- Ah, the lobster.

The cockroach of the sea.

Skittering across the ocean floor,

the lobster sheds its skin once a week...

And then eats it.

- Now that's what I call recycling, huh, Frenchy?

- Ah, notice the scavenger crab eating garbage

unaware he is being stalked by his natural predator,

the puffer fish.

Oh, no, you don't.

- I knew I was gonna have to separate you two.

You're welcome, Mister Krabs

Ouch!

Yeowch!

- Ah, observe how the hungry sea star

ejects his own stomach from his body

in order to eat his meal

where the primitive sea sponge filters nutrients

and oxygen from bacteria particles.

Spongebob is never gonna believe this.

- Ah, the giant octopus.

One of the largest predators on the ocean floor.

- Texas toast! It's a good thing my tree dome

is made of ten tons of pressure proof glass,

huh, Frenchy? - Oui, Sandy, that is true,

but, unfortunately, the poisonous

and highly intelligent octopus can also cut through

hard bedrock with its beak.

- You don't see that everyday!

Squidward, no!

Whoa!

Ooh!

- Hi-yah!

Aah, hominy grits!

- Ah, the battle for the survival of the fittest

rages on in the animal kingdom.

- My friends! My tree!

- Sandy, you must remember,

who is the natural enemy of the octopus?

- That's a great idea.

- Using her versatile tail,

the Texas land squirrel calls out

to the natural enemy of the octopus.

- There she blows, y'all!

The whale.

- Sick 'em, Pearl! Sorry, Squidward!

Ooh! Ohh!

Oh! Two hours is up?

Thank goodness.

- And so we bid a fond adieu to Neptune's moon

as it descends back into the Earth from whence it came.

We will see it again in years.

Goal!

What is going on here?

My clothes!

- Aah!

- Um, Sandy, how come your tree dome is broken

and everyone's naked? - Well, Spongebob,

let's just say this has been the most interesting birthday

I ever had. - And, of course,

Neptune's moon is always followed by

Neptune's sun.

You don't see that everyday.

Jinx! Buy me a Patty!

- Ah, Bikini Bottom.

Teaming with life and naked mysteries.

This next whale song is going out

to my favorite squirrel. Sandy, happy birthday.

- Yee haw!

Whoo! - Ooh, Potty,

I never thought it'd end up like this,

brunch for a shark. - I guess this is it.

Good-bye, Patchy.

- Good-bye, Potty.

Huh? - Hello!

- Frenchy, you surprising scallywag!

Get...What are you doing here?

- Ah, Patchy the pirate, I just swam back to warn you

about Neptune's sun, but it's too late.

Au revoir.

- Bye.

Neptune's sun?

What's happening?!

Mm, yummy.

Oops. Doink.

I don't remember leaving the fridge open.

Huh, I don't remember making such a mess.

And I'm pretty sure I didn't eat spaghetti.

Nope.

Oh, hey, Patrick.

Wake up, Patrick!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Aah!

- Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

- Shh! Shhh!

- What the...?

- Aah!

Ooh!

Blech!

- No, Patrick, no!

Don't!

Aah!

Whoa!

- Breezy.

Oh, brother.

Oh, he'll be fine.