02x02 - Gabby's Big Break

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Gabby Duran & the Unsittables". Aired: October 2019 - present.*
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Gabby finds herself babysitting extraterrestrial children who are hiding out on Earth and vows to protect their secret.
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02x02 - Gabby's Big Break

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Raising aliens
can be quite intense.

Either we help
Gwar-Gwarian get ready

for the final test of fighting,

washing dust Larqwan
in our favorite windbreaker,

or sing
aquatic lullabies

for fish boy
who can't sleep...

This is work
that keeps us busy

hours every day.

However, it doesn't matter
because I'm Gabby Duran

and I

The best nanny in the galaxy.

ALIEN CARE LIST

Yes, yes

I'm as normal as a fish on a bicycle

Can adapt
Like summer and ice

Don't fight
Be what you are

BATH

I'm skating off the track

While trying to stay inside
No wonder I failed

It's okay, I'm unique

Every time you feel something

Feel like you don't understand humans

So what
I do what I like

You do what you like
When we don't match

We stand out in the crowd
And cheer

I do what I like

I'm the only one

Don't try
Adjust oneself

I do what I like

HAVENSBURG Middle School

Hey, Gabby.

Gosh, Wes. You can't
quietly came like that.

So, look at your hair
tied up weird today.

That means one of two things.

You're not getting enough sleep

or you try
new wrinkled look.

Lou Fish keeps me awake
all night.

Then I have to drop by
to Fritz's house before coming here.

One of the android
out of control,

drink a bottle of motor oil
and started b*ating everything.

It was incredible.

To be honest,
it's a bit scary.

Hey, you're still going to drop by
today?

Can not.

Gotta drop off Zagellian
to the mucus duct,

then have to feed
vibrabird,

before leaving
raising a new child.

Gabby, that's not your locker.

- Your locker is next door.
- It was my fault.

On the other side.

Yes. I know it.
I just tricked you.

You're so confused right now.

Hey, Gabby.

Have you ever thought
about rest?

Of what? School? Wait,
can i do that?

No, from raising aliens.

That's heavy. No offense,
but you look a little tired.

Wes, have you ever
feel strong urge

and a sense of purpose
for being

the only human
across the galaxy

The selected
to raise aliens?

Come on. You know the answer
to that question, Gabby.

Why should you ask me that?

Appropriate!

Not to mention, it's a thing
the most fun

and happy
ever.

So, yeah, I might seem
kinda tired,

but that doesn't mean

I will stop
all that joy.

Excuse me, I have to go
to class.

Gabby, that...

Believe me, rest is
last thing i need.

janitor's wardrobe.

Just kidding.

You must see the confusion
on your face now.

Your time is seconds.
Your best time, Henrietta.

Hey, Little Duran.
Where is the big Duran?

He said he would help me
with my stupid homework from Orb.

Gabby help you
Doing homework?

What subjects?
Social science sucks?

Nice insult, Liv.

Why the bear
tiny?

He's a gerbil
and her name is Henrietta.

It's perfect.

I gave him an obstacle course
recorded this time

for a project in my science class.

However, it's homework,

so you might
won't understand.

How dare you!

Just so you know,
your little bear seems slow.

My blurble can do that
much faster.

What is Blurb?

This amazing creature
is Blurry.

my blurble.

His name is Jeremy
and I consider him my son.

Do something cool!

Like a stress ball
scary.

This is indeed
terrible stress ball

Perfect!

As I said,

he will b*at
your lousy bear

in the race at any time.

You can come into my room
without permission.

You can eat all
my family cheese

How do you know?

You smell sharp cedar cheese,

but never
insulting my gerbil.

I challenge you to a race.

My perfect beautiful gerbil
against your blood clots.

Jeremy will put your gerbil
to the soap bucket

and mop the floor with it.

Then after that,

we will eat
more of your cheese.

- This will be a lot of fun.
- Not.

It will be bad for you

because of Henrietta and I,
we are vicious.

We are fierce.

You will lose.

So, this is the basement

which I turned into
my private workshop.

I'm the inventor. It means
I made various discoveries.

Step carefully.

It's a robot vacuum cleaner
My Stomper Sucker.

He takes care of this place
keep it clean.

Looks like he's working

ja
well.

Look at this.

Make a cool portal g*n
that moves everything

to another dimension.

All right, that's just cool.

Some people, my parents,

say my discovery
too dangerous,

but in my opinion,
they are so cool.

Yes, that's very cool.

Look at this.

I made three or four versions
of all my discoveries

before being perfect.

Are you okay?

You look more sleepy
from a Sazmorian snoozographer

before drinking a cup
Yarg bile in the morning.

You will understand the joke

if you're from my home planet.

Not. I'm fine.

Just keep talking
whatever you're talking about.

What did I miss?

Apparently, a lot.

You're exhausted to the point of making

error
which is intolerable.

Obviously, I've been too hard
hire you

with all tasks
raise this child.

Come on, Swift. I...

I don't want to hear it.

You fell asleep while working.

I think
it's just a human figure.

Okay. What is my punishment?

You will tell
times when you think

tennis ball is fruit?

Gabby, this is no joke.

You need rest.

For your own good,

I hereby suspend you
from raising aliens.

What?

Wessy Boy!

Julius, two horchata
and charge it to that person.

So, I guess
you don't get

the rest you need
like swift command?

Rest? Rest it
for the weak.

Rest is the cause
I was forbidden to raise children.

I was awake all this time.

My eyes are open,
maybe for the first time.

Am I happy for you too?

First, I stay up late
call all clients babysit

to see what they need
informal caregiver.

However, they all said
shouldn't talk to me

because Swift said
I need to rest.

- Can you believe that?
- Yes!

I can and believe it.

However, then I thought

I shouldn't have called
client is babysitting.

They're not the problem.

However, Swift is the problem.

That's why I spent
the rest of my night to design

"Plan Breaking
Rest Prohibition."

It's got a great name.

Right?

It involves both of us
do some things

unusual,
so, listen to me.

First, we hide
in the swift bush and waiting for it

walk to the car
In the morning.

Then we take him
to the water treatment plant

behind the cinema.

We tie him up and do it
what Swift hates the most.

We tickle him!

That's why I spent
my last half night

make
these tickle gloves!

Tickle him until I'm forced
raising aliens again.

So, what do you think,
Wessy Boy?

You're ready to sleep
in the bushes?

You know I always like
with crazy alien pranks,

but you need rest.

Why do you want so much
do I rest?

I'm Gabby D.

Raising aliens
is my specialty!

I tried to tell you

my gym coach says
throughout my childhood.

"You don't have
balance at all."

There are other things in life
apart from raising aliens.

Okay.

Even though I rest,
what will i do?

First, get some sleep.

Then I don't know,
maybe looking for a hobby?

What are you doing in Miami
before knowing about aliens?

I'm doing
cool stuff.

For example, I eat.
I've eaten.

Have you eaten?

Well! I will rest.

I will find a balance.

I'll do a few things
which I did back in Miami.

I won't like it
but i will try!

He is fine.
Everything is alright.

I think so.

Henrietta,
the time has come.

Tonight, we b*at
Jeremy's arrogant alien ego

in the best race
for centuries.

Race to decide
superior species,

- man...
- Or aliens!

Don't be depressed, Jeremy.

but you can live
million times

and this will be the moment
The most important.

You are the embodiment
rodent prowess.

You race for all the gerbils
who doubted themselves.

Every alien sits
on their home planet,

I wonder which pet
the true king of the cosmos,

- Blurry...
- Or gerbils?

- Let's practice!
- Let's practice!

Not fast enough! Again!

Burning race
lots of blurble energy,

so you need
lots of carbohydrates.

Now eat!

Fitness is everything,
Henrietta.

Get your core muscles working!

You see that?

That's what you have to do,
fast and fierce.

- They don't stand a chance.
- They don't stand a chance.

"What are you doing
back in Miami?"

I do a lot

ak thing.

I do all the things.

Like cooking!

Yes.

Chef Gabby is here!

Add the pabellon criollo.

Almost complete.

This is not fun at all
raising aliens.

Terrace golf is quite fun,

but i still don't get
what i need.

Let's see what's in store
in my old Miami stuff.

Hey, my old compilation CD.

Gabby, did you make this
and leave it on the table

because sorry,
I can't help myself.

you took out
Your old compilation CD?

Yes, I completely forgot
this matter.

You used to be obsessed
create a playlist.


When other people
play music on the Internet,

you said...

Gabby D. just likes
the '-an era!

"Cheer up"?

I used to listen to this
before a basketball game.

I remember this one.

There are cool songs here.

Mom likes it. Yes.

Come on.

Yes, I'll just go.

MOVE TO HAVENSBURG

Three, two, one.

Good grief.

Sending chicken nuggets
to another dimension?

Replacing Gabby
is the best thing!

You are connected
with Wes-Con Lima.

Hey, Wes. Want to learn to make
perfect playlist?

If you think that chicken nuggets
pleasant,

wait until we
switch to pizza.

What sound is that
in the background?

You're babysitting without me?

Are you having fun?

Do you sh**t frozen food
to another dimension?

Yes! I mean, no.

I shouldn't have spoken
with you.

Not. I can't go there.

I have to stay here.

I'm definitely not going.

Who am I fooling?
I will go.

Prepare to lose.

I just lost
in yielding.

That doesn't make sense.

All right, everyone.
I want a clean race.

Can't cheat.

Seriously.
I don't need to cheat.

Henrietta is a thing
which in the racing circle call

pure lineage.

He should be called
Raisin Bread

because he sucks
and no one likes it.

Jeremy will eat
Henrietta dust.

Good!

Blurble likes to eat dust.

That makes it faster.

Jeremy is so...

Jeremy is so slow
until you cross the road,

he was given a ticket.

Henrietta is so slow...

Your pets are gone.

- Henrietta?
- Jeremy?

They ran away!

"Good job on building
obstacle course, Orb."

Nobody said that.

Wes thought he could have fun
with aliens without me?

Impossible!

One interdimensional pizza
coming soon.

Ready?

Three, two, one!

Gabby Duran is coming!

woe.

This is really unfortunate.

Gabby.

I clearly
tell you to rest!

How can I not be here
when you know

they sh**t chicken nuggets
to another dimension?

Yes. It does sound
pleasant.

It's a portal g*n
Rooney's first version.

Need two people to pedal
to generate enough power

to bring them back.
We have to get on and pedal.

It won't be easy.

What do you think
Wesley was a good friend?

Faster, Gabby!

- I'm trying, Swift!
- Try harder.

I can not.

I haven't slept in two days.
I'm tired.

Now is not the time
to play around!

I want you to be "excited",

like speech
today's children.

You are right.

That's what I have to do.

What?

Gabby, where are you going?

To get excited!

Henrietta!

If you can hear me,

blow a small whistle
that I made for you!

It's no use, Olivia.

We just have to face
reality.

Jeremy ran so fast,
now he may be in another country

and Henrietta might fall
drowned in the sewers.

There he is!
My sweet Henrietta!

Hello.

They fell in love?

Then marry without my blessing?

Disgusting.

What's that?

It's a Blurble wedding ritual.

Blurble gives
part of their heart

to their soul mate
when married.

It is beautiful.

I guess we are so busy
be competitive

until you don't realize true love
formed before us.

Yes.

Maybe this is not a problem
better pets,

but find our way
can be better together?

He also ate his heart.

I was moved and angry.

Good.

Hey Swifty! Okay.

It's time to get excited.

It's show time.

What are you listening to?

Draw me.

Share the spirit!

You really did it, Gabby!

Wesley, Rooney,
are you guys okay?

There are so many spiders.

They came to us
at night.

I saw a lot of things.
Bad things.

Yes, it's all over
now.

You are now safe and sound.

All thanks to Gabby.

You did it, Gabby.
You are really...

- Hey, Swift.
- Gabby.

What a pleasant surprise.

I'm clearly not daydreaming,

I wonder why these two days
you didn't call me.

Sorry about that, mate.

I decided to obey you
and rest for a while.

I need it.

If you think about it,

you do look
rest enough.

Thank you

Even though raising aliens is fun
and awesome,

it's not everything.

I realized
have to balance it

with non-alien related things
which I like to do.

Speaking of which,

I made you this.

This is a playlist
apology.

Hope you like it.
Because with my track record,

you will often
listen to it.

Thank you, Gabby.

I mean,
you are very kind.

- Can I turn it around?
- Yes.

Yes!

Yes, it's a cool song!

Cool!
Swifty really likes it.

The rhythm...

It's sensational.

I can't help myself
not to sway!

Alright, you know
people can see you, right?

Let them watch.
This song is amazing!

Now I'll just go.

You may want
close the curtain.

Cool Swift is coming.

Next, in Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables...

Are you guys dating?

Nothing will change.

I'm a cat.

critical.
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