02x04 - Ratita and the Ultras

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Gabby Duran & the Unsittables". Aired: October 2019 - present.*
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Gabby finds herself babysitting extraterrestrial children who are hiding out on Earth and vows to protect their secret.
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02x04 - Ratita and the Ultras

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That's right, everyone!

See who's wearing
Ultra Platinum shoes.

Gabby D is officially
The Havensburg Sneaker Queen.

- Praise the Sneaker Queen!
- Praise Gabby!

Did Gabby get
a new pair of shoes?

It's really important!

The shoes!

He is stronger
from the previous!

My life is meaningless!

All right, ladies.

Take me to class.

Gabby...

Hey!

You've been sitting in this booth

mutter to yourself
for one hour.

Are you going to order something?

"Platinum Ultra, dollar"

What if

I borrowed dollars from you?

"Alien Nanny Checklist
Dinner, Shower, Homework"

I'm acting normal
Like cycling

Suitable
Like summer and ice

Don't fight it
Be the original

"Alien Nanny Checklist
Dinner, Shower, Homework"

I'm rollerblading
Out of line

When I try to stay inside
Not a surprise

It failed, that's okay
I'm unique

Unique

So, anytime
I feel something

Don't understand the human race

So?

I do my job

You do your job

When we don't match

We stand out in the crowd
And shout loudly

- I do my job
- I do my job

- I'm the only one
- I'm the only one

Don't try
Adjust oneself

I do my job

Why did I accept when Swift

pay me
with Gor-Monite money?

It's useless!

Impossible
I can afford Ultra

only with my pocket money.

It costs dollars.

First,
don't throw Gor-Coin.

Later, my Gor-geous face
will be in it.

Second, why don't you buy
more affordable shoes?

More affordable shoes?
Are you kidding me, man?

Is this a joke?

Did you suddenly
be a comedian?

I'm a shoe lover.

Shoes are the key

of every outfit
that I wear.

These Ultras are
one of the coolest

and most popular
all the time.

If you don't understand
the reason i need

Cool Ultras
and this great

you don't know me
at all.

I do not understand
mouth sound.

However, if you need money,

I know aliens
who pays a lot

- for human trash.
- Wait, really?

Yes. He sold it
to another planet.

Galaxy full of aliens

who want
human stupid stuff.

For them, it is rare.

Hey, my old house is full

with stupid stuff
belong to humans!

I'll pick up the trash
which we never use,

sell it,
and confirm my fate

as a shoe master.

The more you talk,

the less I understand you,
but good!

Really? Do you have to
pressing every button?

Actually, yes.

An underground alien pawn shop?
Cool.

- Cool.
- Hey, look who it is!

My favorite Gor-Mon
with a heart of gold.

However, neither

if not,
I will pawn it!

I said I will steal
your heart and sell it

when it's still b*ating
if it is made of gold.

Just kidding, laughing
or not. I do not care.

Good sense of humour.

- Blur!
- Yes.

How are you? my friend here,
don't worry, she's safe,

have cool human stuff
to be mortgaged.

I like what I hear.

As you can see,
human curiosity

quite appreciated here.

Now, what do you have?

This thing.

- Don't know what it is.
- Mouse doll.

Yes.

Well!

For trash
and the strange doll here,

I can give you .

Dollar? You mean Earth dollars?

That or you can choose
anything

off the Gwar-Gwarian shelf.

However, full disclosure

I haven't cleaned up
all the blood of all.

Gwar-Gwar!

Cash would be good.

you heard that,
Ultra Platinum?

Your queen is coming.

Hey! Don't talk alone
here.

"Hey! Don't talk to yourself
here."

Please.

Hey, Blurt.
How much will you give

for the bow tie
this stupid one?

How about bartering?

I just got a new item
which is very interesting.

"Yellow, Blue, Red, Green"

I told you
pawn shop people swear

this thing can read
your luck.

buddy.

Tick ​​Catcher

only things made up
little kids

then play. It's not magical.

clown
the size of a stupid boy.

Try.

- Try!
- Well!

Should I go to the kitchen?

Choose one color.

- Blue.
- Spell.

BLUE.

Now choose a number.

Four.

"Careful, LOLOL!"

"Careful. HAHA!"

I am very scared.
What could happen?

I made r

layered oti
and you guys ran out of mayo?

Wait!

"Red, Green, Blue, Yellow"

So, not only
it warns us

about the candlestick,

but this also knows about
Utah shaped birthmark

in my lower belly

and the fact that I
very afraid of sneezing.

Says Swift is coming home too
minutes early.

- It means...
- I came home early!

Jeremy, you know
what keeps happening

- with my bow tie?
- We have

verified flea catcher
who can predict.

Why didn't you tell me
earlier?

first order business,

I may have to take
turn with it.

The time has come.

Let's take a peek at this hero.

What do you think, d*ck?
These shoes are cool or what?

We both know
I prefer sandals.

It's hard to believe I can
earn money for this

just by selling trash

- which people don't want.
- Where's that?

Is one of you
see Ratita?

Our family heirloom is gone!

For trash
and the strange doll here,

I can give you .

So, that, I might
have sold it?

May have sold it?
Are you kidding?

Did you suddenly
be a comedian?

- Good grief...
- It's just a stinky doll.

What is the problem?

Ratita is here
in our family

for several generations.

While in Venezuela,

your great-grandfather made a living
by appearing

on the streets with it.

It's the most valuable thing
our family has.

If that's the case,
I feel

you should have mentioned

heirloom that seems
this is very important

me clearly.

Already!

your bisabuelo
going to do a little dance

with Ratita
named El Baile del Queso.

He believed that marionette
have power

to divert
people's attention

of life's problems.

Our family legacy
keep on living

through important doll
and irreplaceable this.

This is very important.

What color is this pink
too sexy

or not sexy enough?

I am disappointed
you don't care to know

about your family history,
Gabby!

I do not know
what to say. Sorry?

I have a video call
with Nana in three hours

and Nana loves Ratita.

He almost always asks
to see it

and if he knows
that you sold it,

it will destroy
his heart.

So here
will happen.

You will get Ratita
return

before that video call.

If not,

you can tell Nana
you sold it. Understand?

Understand.

"Finish it, Miss!"

"Finish it, Miss!"

I must. Right?

Flea Catcher confirmed it.

If you don't drink worm juice
in a faux fur coat,

you will get hit by a truck.

So, yes.

I think
you have to do it.

I do not understand,

but i accept
your wisdom.

- My turn.
- No, it's my turn!

strong catcher,
is it just me

or what Principal
like Gabby more than me?

- Green!
- Give it away!

No need to throw
everyone's time

with trivial questions.

I know you prefer Gabby
than me!

This worm juice is delicious!

Give. Not! Well! Well!

Everyone, calm down.

This flea catcher
is an artifact

with power
Very large.

It's not just a tool
for our little fight.

Now...

Did Wesley keep eating
my lasagna left?

Red!

Release my flea catcher!
This is my flea catcher!

You can't
hold back, right?

Hey! Look at those shoes!

Yes. You caught me walking.

Not. In fact
what i'm talking about

is a little garden gnome
that's funny there.

That's what I call style.

Back so soon?

It turned out to be a doll that I sold
actually

family heirloom
which is very important.

I will need it
return.

Do you know,
I once had a family.

Then one Snarlax came
and make me an offer

which I can't refuse.

I can not.

I can't refuse it.

Alright, I want
return your doll,

but i just sold it.

What? To whom?

Small Torkwob
excited.

Looks really like
the doll.


I mean, she keeps shaking
and mumble,

like crazy, like...

like Torkwob
who desperately wanted a doll.

By the way,
I think I have the address

the Torkwob temple if you will.

Temple?

Please! This flea catcher
ruined our life!

We kept fighting.
Everything got really bad.

I drink worm juice.

Then I thought,

it changed from juice
back to worms.

You're the creator.

Teach us
to use his power

responsibly.

Help us, Kimmy.

For the last time,

get off my porch,
freaks!

Even the creator of the flea catch
seems afraid of that thing.

It's even stronger
than we thought.

Is it just me

or what Principal
like Kimmy more than me?

- Yellow!
- Give it away!

We need to destroy it.

Since we started doing
everything with it,

things are getting crazy
and getting crazy.

I let Wesley
get me a tattoo.

Maybe it's time
we stop asking for opinions

and be ourselves.

Perhaps it
the one the lice catcher wants

to teach us
so far.

There is only one way
to know for sure.

"Yellow, Blue, Red, Green"

Are you sure about this?

Disappear in the building
abandoned

included in
my five worst fears.

Call Mom with Nana
less than an hour,

so here
which we will do.

We're gonna find these aliens,

pay them back
their money for Ratita,

and bring the doll
back home in its place.

So easy.

Does that look familiar
for you?

Tork, wow!

Tork, wow!

Tork, wow!

Tork, wow!

Gabby?

This may be more difficult
than I thought.

OK, so,
Ratita looks

like any god
that these aliens worship.

Perfect!

At least
they respect him

not like brother
that I know.

Look, I screwed up.

I should
more attention.

Honestly, if you think about it,
that's great.

Bisabuelo is earning a living
by appearing with him.

Finally, he opened
puppet theater

and use the income
to bring to America.

Wait, really?
Ratita is our connection

from Venezuela to America?

Who knows?

Literally,
everyone except you.

Too bad we can't
miraculously slipped

through all those aliens
and snatch him.

Tork, wow!

Maybe we can.

What's the use of sneakers

if can't help you
sneak?

Tork, wow!

Tork, wow!

Tork, wow!

Torque...

Hello, Ratita. It's time to go home.

Tork, wow!

Hey!

Then good Torkwob
also for you.

Tork, wow.

Wow!

Wait!

Look at this.

Look at me! I'm dancing.

Looks like Ratita wants
take a walk!

Then it ends
the show. Bye!

Torkwob!

I don't understand this.
I gave them money!

Really?

Gabby, if we disappear,

I just want you to know,

I'm really annoyed
you got me into this!

Torkwob!

Listen, you guys, I know

looks like i stole
your god

and I'm so sorry
about that,

but listen to me.

This doll already exists
in my family

for generations

and this is very important
for us.

If I
don't bring it back

most of the
of our history will be lost.

That is all
would be my fault.

So, please, can you guys
let me have it?

I will give you guys
any.

Tork, wow.

You want my shoes?

Tork, wow!

How about the shoes?

Not good! Well.

If that's what it takes.

Torque...

wow.

Wow!

It must be said,

I did not expect
You guys like shoes too.

Then they eat it.

What a waste.

Do we really have to
do this?

True and flea catcher
confirm

this is the only way
to destroy it.

Goodbye,
flea catcher.

May the angels
greet you on the other side.

If the arrow misses...

It's just a piece of paper
folded.

It's not magical at all.

We will never
talk about this again.

Look who we found.

Ratita.

Sorry I didn't take the time

to learn about him
previously.

This doll is crazy
responsible

to bring our family
to America.

By the way, from now on,

I will pay more attention
our family history.

That's important.

I'm happy to hear
you said that, Gabby.

Hey, what happened
with your shoes?

Long story,
very boring.

- It's really not fun.
- Yes.

Hey, isn't it about time
call Nana?

Well.

Next time, at Gabby Duran
and the Unsittables.

My best friend Mimi and I

have a birthday
the same one,

but this year, Mimi is in Miami
and i can

Gabby D party
my first epic solo.

Mimi! Why are you here?

This whole Blooderella party

need a little Mimi!

Mimi ruins birthday
which is great.

Whatever I do,

he should be bigger
and better.
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