02x11 - Welcome to the Club

[bunniefuu]

I understand. Thanks for your time.

Forgive me.
I won't call again.

Boss Mom seems pretty sure
he wasn't promoted.

So, we can cross that off the list
the reason why he is so happy.

We're not crazy, are we?

Do you remember this morning?

♪ I'm in a good mood

♪ I feel happy

♪ I feel happy

♪ Dina is feeling happy

You are right. He's too happy.

There is something.

According to the board,
the only possible explanation

is he has a girlfriend,
or an unusual friend from that campus

will visit.

Definitely not visiting.

Can't talk about it now,
but my life is a mess.

Sincerely, Funny Carol.

BOYFRIEND

You don't think...

I have a girlfriend!

♪ I'm normal like a fish riding a bicycle
Suitable like summer and ice

♪ Don't fight it, be what it is

♪ I skated off the line
When trying to obey, it's no surprise

♪ It's okay to fail
I'm different

♪ Different

♪ So whenever I feel
do not understand mankind

-♪ So why? I do what I want
-♪ I do what I want

-♪ You do what you want
-♪ You do what you want

♪ When we don't match

♪ We stand out in the crowd
Then we shout loudly

♪ I do what I want
I'm the only one

♪ Do not try to match
I do what I want

Almost hit . !

Doug will be here soon. I very much
glad you met him!

We also! The joy!

So, you see, Mom has been on a lot of dates

since the divorce, and we don't mind.

Really don't mind.

She is a strong and independent woman.

He can do as he pleases.

So true.
However, she is also a queen.

Real queen.

as queen,
he deserves the best.

Remember the last man she dated,
Cockatiel Luke?

He's not the best.

Obviously not.

It's our job to help Mom realize

that this new guy named Doug
also not the best.

Are you ready?

He's coming!

Let's do it.

I'm serious!

I spent the rest of my trip cleaning up
honey from a place I don't even know!

Just my feelings or Doug
seems the best?

Let's wait and see.

So, Doug,

have you eaten
food like this before?

Or try a cultural adventure
with cooking

not your taste?

Are you kidding?
Cachapa and hallaca homemade?

With cakes tres leches
for dessert?

I love Venezuelan cuisine.
Check out these delicious treats!

I can't believe you cooked all this.

I mean, I have to cook for you!

Whether you know it or not,
but your mother is a queen.

You don't have to say she's the queen.
We know she's the queen.

What about pets?
Have an unusual pet?

Snake? The lizard you let
sleep in bed?

Doug, tell me about your bed lizard.

What does it have
creepy little lizard pillow?

Not.

So you hate animals.

Doug, please ignore them.

It doesn't matter.

I volunteer
at the farm animal rescue every Sunday.

Not called life
if you've never hugged a cow.

What? That's so adorable.

This is Jeremy.

Then it's Wes.

Together,
we can conquer the wild!

campsite.

Relationship!

Someone said "fireplace"?

To survive,
drink your own urine!

It's not safe!

It's not real urine.

I'm just saying.

That's how we conquer the wild!

CONQUER THE WILD!

To be honest, I didn't find any flaws.

Tame the Wild will definitely
choose us to be contestants.

survival reality show,
We come!

Now, let's upload the audition
before Jeremy, Jr.

Ask to be part of the team.

What was that?

I wrote wrong
swift password.

Jeremy-cool-one-two-three.

Jeremy-ruling-one-two-three?

That is true! Lower case J.

Good grief. Not!

friend?

What happened?

We're locked out for the next hour.

Because of a failed password?

I don't understand Doug.
What don't we see here?

Could there be someone out there

good enough to date Mom?

This ever happened.
Mother was hopeful and finally crushed.

There's something wrong with this man.
I can feel it.

He likes Luchachos.

Hey, Doug!

It is not polite.

She looks

p doesn't seem to know us.

Besides, I guess he and Mother
on a date now.

Let me call him.

Hi, kids. All good?

-We're okay. Why...
-Hi, kids!

I want to say
nice to meet you guys yesterday.

Eighteen mondo burritos for Doug?

Burrito! Yes!

Nice to talk to you, Doug.
We have to go.

Maybe they're twins?

Twins with the same name?

I do not believe.

We follow him.

All right, Doug.

What are you hiding?

Hey! What are you doing here?

Why shout?

What?

They're both peeking at us!

Doug's a lot.

So, let me be clear.

You guys are aliens and dating our mother?

Not. Wrong!

Doug Prime is dating your mother.

Doug is from the planet Dougulon Twelve.

It is very cool.

He wants to vacation here,

but Dougulon Twelve is very far away.

So, to accompany his journey,
he made several copies of himself!

However, it seems that the technology of copying Doug
not completely new

So, our results are somewhat different.

I am angry!

I hate these walls!

I'm pregnant.

I think it's Doug.

Then I'm a match for friends.

That's the Terrible Doug.

He's not fit to be a friend.

So, you all copies?

Okay. You are all copies.

However, why Doug Prime
dating our mother?

Because she's a queen!

We just want to go home.

However, Doug Prime won't go
because he really likes your mother.

Wait a moment while
I talked to my sister.

To be honest,
it's the best we could hope for.

I can't date aliens.

So, we can separate them.

So, we have to separate them.

We have to separate them.

Okay.

We work together.
You guys talk to Doug Prime.

We will take care of our mother.

Help! Fast!

Get us out!

What is she doing?

♪ Bath time is the best time
I'm going to take a long shower

♪ I'm a bath boy

I guess there's only one thing
what we can do now.

Go crazy and cry together?

Not.

We use survival skills
to get through this! You don't understand?

This is Tame the Wild
that was tested on us

to prove reality show
survival will be lucky

invite us as contestants.

You are a handsome and intelligent man.

You are right.

However, if you want to do this,
we have to trust each other completely.

Work well together, as a team.

Two-headed survivor dragon, united.

so no one knows your ending,
and I...

TEN MINUTES LATER

That's my water t*nk and I want it!

If you touch it,
your face will be full of spears!

There's no easy way of saying this,
so, we have to say.

Doug is no good for you.

-What? You don't like Doug?
-Not.

-However, he is very...
-Not.

Number one, he's too kind.

What about the thumb dilemma?

Thumb dilemma?

Thumb
like a big toe.

We think it will be easier for all
if you forget this now,

before anyone gets hurt.

I think I understand what happened.

I know it must be hard for you guys,
I have a new girlfriend.

However, nothing will change
between us.

I will always love you,
whoever I'm looking for. Come here.

-However...
-However, Doug is great.

Give him a chance,
and you will see that too.

Try sneaking in here, Wes.

If that's your real name.

Jeremy! We have to talk!

Ceasefire!

It's best if this isn't a hoax.

I know our people are at w*r,
but do you have food?

I'm starving.

We've been here more than a day,
I spent my ration hours ago

so you can't steal it.

I'm also quite hungry.

After you threw your shoes at me,

I pretended the shoelaces
are noodles and eat them.

However, I know it's not noodles.

So, what can we eat?

Because there must be something.

-Don't think I'm weird, but...
-We have to catch and eat Jeremy, Jr.

Hi, Jeremy Jr.

Don't mind us.

We won't eat you.

We'll just pet you.

You know it can be?

Possible. However, I know many things
which I immediately forgot.

We fought with our mother.

He was blinded by Doug.
How about you guys?

Have you convinced Doug to break up?

no

k too.

I didn't expect it.

What happened?

We had Doug break up with Dina,

but he keeps on giving us
good reason not to do that.

Yes, the way he described
time with him was magical.

We all want our own Dina.

Hit that wall!

This is crazy!

Don't just make copies of people!

However, we love it!

This is the best.

They're both peeking at us.

Where's Doug Prime?
I have to talk to him.

Doug doesn't want us to copy Dina.

So, we tied it up.

Hi, kids.

Sorry for all this.

I don't want you to meet
my family is like this.

Yeah, Doug, it's not working
according to our plan now.

That's our mother! Real mother!

Hide!

You! Open the door.

There!

Dinah! What a pleasant surprise!

Hello, Doug. Can we talk?

Of course! Let's talk.

Maybe we need to go for a walk
while chatting?

Not.

I prefer to do this now.

Okay.

Doug, I think we should break up.

Guys, here it is.

I guess we suck at surviving.

You're ready to give up
and become Blurble food?

Wait. There he is! Give up.

Remember episode - Tame The Wild

when the Kodiak bear will
att*ck the Yukon Mike Gables?

-He played dead until the bear left.
-Yes!

We have to play dead.

Not!

We're dying.

It worked.

Jeremy!

This is terrible!

His tongue hurts too!

-Jeremy!
-Tame the Wild lied to us.

Sorry, Doug.

My daughters are very important to me,

and obviously they are not ready for me
serious relationship with anyone.

That is true.

I guess they just need time
to fit in,

but i guess maybe i
just being selfish

because I really like you.

However, the timing wasn't right.

I understand.
I wouldn't say I wasn't disappointed,

but you have to think about your family.

Thank you for your understanding.

Goodbye, Doug.

This is not fair!

-This makes me...
-Very angry!

Doug.

I didn't realize you
really like our mother.

She's a queen.

Doug, maybe we were wrong for making you
and our mother broke up.

It's obvious he really likes you.

Even though I hate to admit it,
I like you too.

-I also.
-Is that true?

However, if we help you
back together,

will you promise not to tell
our mother that you're an alien?

Or take off your fake ears in front of him?

I hate these accessories, but will
I would do anything to be with him.

Okay.

Looks like we should
save the relationship.

Jer-Bear?

Lock opened.

I've finished
my two day scrubbing,

and i have to say that...

You're watching Tame the Wild again, right?

I installed parental controls!

Did they terrorize you?

You're a good boy.

Children! Are you all right?
What happened?

We're okay.
We have to bring you here.

You text, "We need your help.
There's a lot of blood."

Then the skull emoticon.

Okay. I'm here.

What's so important?

Wait! Where are you going?

-Hi.
-Doug?

Mother? Liv and I were wrong
for blocking your happiness.

In fact,
we just don't want you to get hurt.

However, in the end you still get hurt.

We shouldn't have separated you and Doug.

Wait, how did you guys know we broke up?

Don't focus on it and get started
focused on giving Doug another chance.

If you want to try again, so do I.

We'll give you time
to get to know each other again.

Very delicious.

This is what I will miss most from Earth.

Thank you very much for your help!

We appreciate it!

Very!

No problem.

Are you sure
will be okay without Doug?

We already have Dina,
we'll be fine.

See you later.

Tell Doug to continue wearing
head accessories.

Are we one hundred percent sure?
that's a great idea

to send a bunch of copies of Mother
going to space?

Of course not, Liv.

Certainly not.

Gabby Duran Episode
and the next Unsittables.

We will have a successful Halloween
This year.

The master of horror is back!

He shows your fear,

so that he can create
special terror for you!

Vexatonian?

They ate all those humans!

I'm too great to die!

Charming.