02x14 - Zeke To The Future

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02x14 - Zeke To The Future

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Year .

The place?

Luchachos.

The event?

My best friend Wes challenged me to do
something I've never done,

eat Chacho Chalupa Cheese
in one bite.

But I have hope.

On that fateful day,

I devoured that fat giant
in one terrible bite.

It was such an epic day
in the history of Havensburg,

as seen here
in my visual aid.

Thank you

Very entertaining, Gabby,

but you should do a presentation
about the history of Havensburg.

What do you mean?
I did it in Havensburg.

It happened last week,
which is technically history.

Therefore, my project
is about the history of Havensburg.

So you will give me
A grade or what?

I'll give you an A.

But I will put the F before
and I and L thereafter.

I failed?

Are you serious?

♪ Yes, yes

♪ I'm as normal as a fish on a bicycle

♪ Adaptable
Like summer and ice

♪ Do not fight
Be what you are

BATH

♪ I skate off the track

♪ When trying to stay inside
Not surprisingly I failed

♪ It's okay, I'm unique

♪ I am indeed unique

♪ Every time you feel something

♪ Feeling of not understanding humans

♪ Then why

♪ I do what I like

♪ You do what you like

♪ When we don't match

♪ We stand out in a crowd
And shine

♪ I do what I like

♪ I am the only one

♪ Don't try
To conform

♪ I do what I like

Come on, Boyle, you think I failed
in this project?

Gabby, it's obvious you don't care at all
with the history of Havensburg.

I live in the present, my friend.

Why do I need to know
about a bunch of boring old people

who do parental things
boring one?

Is this you trying to convince me
to change your value?

Boily, pal, I...

Did you just call me "Boily"?

There must be a way
so I can raise my grades.

Last stop on our tour
in the historic home of Ezekiel Burg,

the brave founder of Havensburg
and fearlessness is...

Ezekiel Burg spit jar,

where did he spit
all the tobacco juice.

According to legend, the son of Ezekiel Burg,
Ezekiel Burg Jr.

mysteriously disappeared one day.

When Ezekiel learned the news,

he spit so hard
so that it broke the jar of saliva

and swear never to replace it

until his son returns,
which unfortunately never happened.

It was dark and dirty.

Yes, that's the end of our tour.

Thank you for joining.

Have a good time
whipped butter or whatever.

Stop by the gift shop.

After becoming a tour guide
for the historic home of Ezekiel Burg,

you will have appreciation
greater to the history of the city.

Then we will talk
about your value.

Can you believe that?

Exactly.

But I really deserve this skirt.

I wonder if there are any ancient accessories
to complete my look.

What...

Das bosshafte Krokodil
lebt im Sumpf der Mahtter.

Mutter, not Mahtter.

Come on, Duran, you speak German
like a child!

Go away, you stupid smudge.

This cuts off my violin practice.

Hi darling. Everything is alright?

You seem a little stressed.

Yes. Everything is under control.

-Are you sure?
-Yes I can.

If you decide you can't,
I will be in my room.

"Come here now! I need you!
Leave everything behind!"

Nothing is better
instead of bathing

and enjoy a little space rock
Answer.

What's that? What is the problem?

Can you get Bevvie?
I'm so thirsty.

Is that why you texted me?

What are you doing?

I only swim in the morning
in the soaking tub of garbage that I made myself.

Nothing beats
hot trash feeling on your skin

to help relieve stress
in your life.

You should really try it sometime.

You look stressed.

I'm not stressed!
Why does everyone think I'm stressed?

-You're a stressed person.
-I know.

That's why I'm in the trash soak
relieve my stress.

Don't refuse until you try,
Dear.

I won't try
because I'm not stressed!

I have many things
which must be done.

Have a nice day.

Some people can't relax.

What place is this?

What's this?

What is soup?

Who are you?

My name is Ezekiel Burg Jr.

Then who are you?

Wait... Let me get this straight.

You're the son of Ezekiel Burg who disappeared?

What do you mean, disappeared?

Of course, I have been
in the cryo room for a while.

Yes.

You've been there
during the year.

-What?
-Also, we need to talk

about all the technology here.

Where did you get
all this stuff?

Sorry, but I haven't eaten yet...

It seems over the years.

Can we talk
over a nice dinner?

Maybe a delicious bowl of porridge?

Yes.

Extraordinary.

What amazing cuisine
and this exotic drink?

Those are tacos.

Then I believed it was just water.

-Clean water?
-It's not real.

Ezekiel Burg Jr. sitting right in front of me.

As a time-traveling dog,

always be my dream
to meet real time jumpers.

So, how do you do it?

Space-time dilation?

Infinity Tipler Cylinder?

Skating through the wormhole
to the future?

This Zeke froze in a strange box.

- Zeke?
-Still counting!

Frozen clock jumper, honey!

By the way, what is that thing?

I thought it all started
when I first met Tarley.

It was almost sunset
on my night pheasant hunt.

When there is an expl*si*n!

I heard a loud crash
in the open.

When I arrived at the scene of the accident,
my eyes stare at something extraordinary.

Even though we come from a planet
different,

Tarley and I bond
secret friendship.

We built a room under my house

and spent the summer trying
repair his spaceship.

We also make
Another luxury alien device.

Tarley is enough...

What are you doing, woman?

What is that magic black box you use
catch something similar to me?

This?

It's a cell phone.

Look, I don't see you very often
other people who know about aliens,

So, I think I will
capture the moment, got it?

Wait, you know star pilgrim too?

Yes, but only us,
So, lower your voice.

Gabriela, from one star pilgrim
who knows secrets to others,

You have captured my soul with your magic.

Now destroy the image.

Well. No picture.

DELETING PHOTOS?

So...

Havensburg is in the grip
a terrible plague,

which means you have to give us
hot porridge to burn the plague.

I'm an impatient child,
especially when it comes to my porridge.

So I asked Tarley to make
high-tech cooling chamber

to speed up
slurry cooling process.

I must have pressed the wrong button.

Lock yourself there indefinitely.

Wait, so, all of this happened
because you don't want to wait

is your soup cold?

It was very hot.

Poor Tarley.

If I'm lost, alien children
the one I'm raising won't know what to do.

We have to find a way
for you to return to him.

-But how?
-I don't know.

But I guess I know
someone who might know.

Thank you, Gabby.

As a time travel expert,

I will be honored
to deal with this problem.

The first step, we will need
many cuckoo hours.

I'm thinking about someone
which is a little more alien.

Come on, Duran, this is basic Bach music.

Hey, don't refuse
until you try, honey.

Hey, Liv, I'm home...

What is this all about?

This is for charity.

-Charity?
-Yes!

This is the charity I started
called Garbage for Toddlers.

We collect trash for toddlers

so they can recycle it
and make money.

Garbage for cash.

That is a good idea. Do you know?

I can use my segment on the news
to help promote it.

I think that sounds good.

But we will probably need
stronger visuals.

So, why don't we both try
looking for trash as much as we can

-and meet again before dinner?
-Not!

I'll take care of it.

Fine, if you say so.

I'm so proud of you, honey.

Yes.

Wilmingtons!

Phase One Zagorian Shapeshifter?

Meekon Flux Stick?

This is very cool!

Yes, really cool.

Can you send Zeke back
to or not?

Even though it's cool you know
my great grandfather Tarley,

I

not sure I can help.

Even if I know
when to send you,

No one knows
where will i send you.

You could end up in a volcano.
Can you imagine?

You will be crispier than
Slughorn Shrimp at Kalaxian Barbecue!

You will understand the joke
if you're from my home planet.

So, it looks like I won't be coming back
to the house.

Wait a moment.

Your clothes are from .

Yes. My mother sewed it by hand.

Egads, I miss him.

If I take a piece of Zeke's clothes,

i might be able to do
triangulate the location of its past form.

Then I can do
cross reference with time DNA

the temperature of the original DNA.

Then you run all that
through the cuckoo clock

-and you can send it to...
-I can send it to

-right before he freezes himself!
-right before he freezes himself!

Exactly. Except for the cuckoo clock.

Good,
So, we can send it back.

Take my vest.

, I'm coming.

Not fast.

It will take a few hours
to build the engine

and maybe a lot of heavy lifting.

I've got over it.

I don't know
what should I do with this.

I'll wait for instructions.

I'm just so excited.

I also want to explain.

There is a high possibility
this won't work.

Big.

I understand.

Don't worry. Rooney is the best.

This will work.

Meanwhile, I will invite you
around the city your family founded?

Only a few pockets left.

Excuse me, but what are you doing
in my trash can?

There isn't any! I do not do anything.

You did something
and that something

is stealing
my sweet steamy trash sauce.

But I need it for my mom!

Tell him
to pick up his own trash!

Jeremy, did you fill the toilet
with old taco meat?

What's going on here?

Olivia tried to steal my trash,
then plunged into the trash soaking tub.


You are okay? Are you feeling relaxed?

No, I don't feel relaxed!

I feel my head
full of trash.

I feel my head is full
with everything.

Germany, Tea Society, karate, violin,
working on a stupid trash report Mom!

Stirb du dummer Müll! Sterben!

I think we have to do something.

Even though I like chaos,
I think you're right.

Gabby, today was great.

I look so French
in this fine dress.

The future is indeed a blessed place.

Yeah, that's pretty bright, right?

I had fun learning everything
crazy history our city has.

I didn't expect to say this,
but maybe history is a bit cool.

Wes and Rooney finished building the engine.

It's time to take you home.

According to my calculations,
if Zeke jumps through that portal,

he will fall upon himself in the year ,

right before he entered the frozen t*nk,

and everything will return to normal.

Then according to my calculations,

I just spent my afternoon
build a time machine,

which makes this the best day
in my life.

So, he jumped onto the spinning green thing
and our problem solved?

More or less, yes.

Okay, you ready?

Gabby, you know, I'm having fun
with you here.

Thought I might be able to stay.

Stay awake?

Stay here in the future with you.

But what about Tarley?

I like Tarley, but I prefer tacos

and the water here is so clean that
You don't even have to chew it.

Gabby, I can't open
this portal forever.

Fine, I think all the sweets
what you ate earlier affected you.

You should go back to the current year.

-I don't want to.
-But you have to.

-I want to stay.
-You have to go.

-Stay!
-Go!

Sorry, Gabriela.

But if you really love the past,
why don't you go there yourself?

Come on!

Fine, no big deal.

Zeke pushed me back to the year .

I don't know
where does Ezekiel Burg live

and it was cold in the past.

Hey, you!

What do you want, farm girl?

Farm girl?

I'm not one to be covered in goat smell.

Just tell me where
Ezekiel Burg's estate.

So you might rob him,
no doubt.

Let me see you.

Its bad.

I'm here
to sell him chewing gum.

What kind of gum are you talking about?

It's like candy coated sugar sticks.
Try.

It's like a piece of wind
winter in my mouth.

Tell me where is the Burg plantation
and I will give you everything.

It's half a mile down the river!

I want more gum!

Do you want to barter?

I have goats to trade!

You pushed Gabby into the past.

It was an accident.

you said,

"If you really love the past,
why don't you go there yourself?"

I think that sounds dramatic.

I am very happy
with future fun!

But I'm not going back to years.

I want to live here!

Chacho Chalupa's House of Cheese!

Is that thing dangerous?

This is the Galactic Energy Scepter.

Of course it's dangerous!

Principal Swift?
What are you doing here?

Sorry to interrupt, Mrs. Duran,

but I found Olivia
in quite a strange state today.

After a short intervention
but full of trash

Jeremy and I can help him realize

that he needs to speak
with you about something.

So, yeah, I think I did
too many things.

Is it okay
if I stop some things

to get a little more time
to relax?

Of course, honey.

Sorry you feel so burdened.

I never want you to feel
can't talk to me about this.

Why don't you think about
what do you want to reduce

and we'll talk about it tomorrow?

Thank you mom.

Darling, don't get me wrong,
but you smell like wet trash.

Don't spoil the moment, ma'am.

Hot!

I need to cool my porridge.

Hey Zeke!

-Stop!
-Who are you?

What are you doing in my secret room?

My name is Gabby Duran.

I'm from Havensburg
years from now.

We just spent
one day together.

I know you and Tarley made
this freezer

to cool your soup because of your mother
must eliminate the plague,

which I think is crazy.

But you can't go inside
because you will freeze yourself

and ends in the future.

Wait.

You tell me that in the future,
there is a soup without the plague?

Most of the time, yes.

What are you doing?

I hate it here.

I want to go to the future
with soup without the plague.

Back off! Or I will
blow up both of you!

You know what, Zeke? You...

The worst!

I once fought with you like this
years from now.

my soul!

You have captured my soul.

Yes, I did.

It's because I'm a strange future mage
and it's a soul catching device.

No, please, I will do anything
to stay away from dark magic.

Forgive me, powerful future mage.

You will let me in
to this freezer

so that I can return to the future.

You won't tell anyone
what's happening today

because I will listen.

Future wizards are always listening.

Then if you don't do that
I say, I will erase your soul.

You understand?

I understand. You can have
the freezer.

I won't tell anyone.

That's what I want to hear.

Okay. Let's hope this works.

Good grief! Almost.

Wait, if Zeke isn't here, then...

What year is it now?

She returns!

How can you do that?

I'm a time travel hunter, honey.

This is what I did.

I spent the last day diving
deep into Havensburg history.

Very deep.

You know what I learned?

History is the worst.

But that's a good thing, because
if history wasn't the worst,

then we can't appreciate
how great we have now.

Then may, years from now,

people will look back
to us and said,

"Hey, those guys are the worst."

Because it means a better future.

Also, their soup has plague
inside it.

C minus.

I accept. Yes!

Good grief.

No matter how hard I try,
I can't generate enough power

to guard the future portal
stay open.

Keep trying, Tarley.

I have to get my soul back
from the future magician

known as Gabby Duran.

Next time
at Gabby Duran and the Unsittables...

Man consider Friday night plan
very serious.

Everyone was booked except for me.

You will take care of Demi.

I'm a space smart house.

Great, I'm babysitting a house.

I invited them.

Let the friday night friends party begin,
my brothers!

How will I explain
to a group of people

that this a is the house of aliens?
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