06x10 - Twintuition

[bunniefuu]

[Hiccup]

This changes everything.

Now! Anything? [sighs]

Nothing.

It's not even hot.

Huh.

That combination of blast just isn't enough to melt the chain.

Um, hello, why are we not just using Changewing acid? We know that works.

Duh! Oh.

Thanks for volunteering to milk a Changewing for us.

[laughs sarcastically]

Funny, Astrid.

[chuckles]

It's not that funny, pal.

Let's remember who fills your bowl.

[screams in surprise]

Hookfang! Look, we're not always gonna have Changewing acid on hand, Snotlout.

That's why we have to find the right combination of dragon fire to get through these chains.

I think we need more of our dragons' fire.

[growls]

Okay, bud, here we go.

One more time.

Toothless, go.

Hookfang.

Barf, Belch.

[grunting]

Hello? Hi? Are you gonna help or not? No, Snotlout, we're not.

Because as usual, Hiccup and Fishlegs are over thinking everything.

In delicate matters such as these, logic and reasoning can only take you so far.

- You have to trust your instincts.

- Follow your gut.

You have to have the right inspiration.

In other words you must have - twintuition.

- Twintuition.

"Twintuition.

" What are you talking about? Ah! Knew you were gonna say that.

- You know why? Because of our twintuition.

- Twintuition.

Yes, it's the direct perception of truth, fact, and insight, completely independent of any reasoning process or logic that we could possibly come up with.

It is the solution to any problem.

- Shall we? - We shall.

Thanks to the power of our twintuition, we will break the chain.

[intense music playing]

[yells]

[clangs]

[Tuffnut continues yelling]

[bones crackling]

Oh, yeah.

What? Oh, come on! Okay, Macey, let's try this one more [clangs, thuds]

[gasps]

Macey? Macey! Can you hear me? Say something.

Say something.

Oh, Thor.

What have I done? [shouts]

These chains! [Tuffnut sobbing]

- What's going on? What are you doing? - I don't deserve the comfort of a warm bed or soft pillow on which to lay my head.

My body must suffer on this cold, splintery floor of despair.

It's not even that splintery.

[sobbing]

[clucks]

Oh, no, no.

Thanks, chicken.

I needed those extra splinties.

Oh, brother.

Hiccup, get up! It's an emergency! [Toothless growls in surprise]

[gasps]

What? What? What is it? Hunters? Oh, no! Oh, you know what? I'm going back to bed.

Please.

Please, Hiccup.

Only you can fix her.

I can't live without [mumbles]

my Macey.

Macey, please.

Ack! You see what I'm dealing with? Tuff, I am not going to fix your mace in the middle of the night.

The forge isn't lit and Meatlug's sleeping.

Hiccup! You don't understand.

I can't wait.

I can't live without Macey.

She completes me.

Look at her, broken, alone.

She needs emergency care.

Right now! Wait, wouldn't that be great if there was a place like that? Where you could go any time, day or night, and you would be provided with the best medical care available? [scoffs]

Forget it.

You'd die waiting in line.

True.

Hiccup, what say you? Will you save my Macey? Tuff, if it's that urgent, fly to Berk.

Gobber would be happy to fix it.

Wait, all the way back to Berk? Hey, what about the Northern Markets? [gasps]

That's a great idea, sis.

They're way closer.

They're also way too dangerous.

You are not going to Northern Markets.

They are crawling with Dragon Hunters.

Do you hear me? Come on, bud.

[growls]

[chuckles]

- # Hooligan tribe # - Woo-hoo-yeah! Won't you come out tonight? Come out tonight? Come out tonight? [Snotlout]

What muttonheads.

[indistinct chattering]

Hmm.

This is Gronckle Iron.

[scoffs]

You know it.

I've never seen a hunter carrying a Gronckle Iron mace before.

Um That's because it's a Dragon Rider's mace.

Yeah.

We took it from a Rider.

The one with the squeaky voice and the metal leg and the tousled brown hair.

Yeah, and then we broke it over his head.

- You know, we want it for our trophy wall.

- [chuckles]

Impressive.

Twintuition.

Hey! We've got two heroes in here.

They took out a Dragon Rider.

No, check that.

They took out "the" Dragon Rider.

[indistinct excited chatter]

[dragons growling]

Ow.

[groans]

Finally, we're getting somewhere.

Yeah, with Ruff and Tuff and their twintuition on Berk, it's much easier to make progress.

They went to Berk? [laughs]

Those dummies.

When I saw 'em, they were going north, the exact opposite direction.

So, unless the world is round, they're never gonna make it.

Oh, for the love of They're gonna get themselves k*lled! Ignoring the pain, I wrapped my hands around the Dragon Rider's throat and admired his tousled brown hair, and then I squeezed his neck like it was a turkey's neck! [all cheering]

One Gronckle Iron mace, good as new.

But then his dragon came at me.

Oh! The vicious Night Fury was black as my boots, and had eyes that glowed like the harvest moon.

But when I held out a fist full of stinky eels, he ran off like a little baby! Night Fury? They should call it Fright Fury! [all cheering]

- Tuff, he took Macey.

- Hey.

Wait a minute.

Macey! [chattering]

[gasps]

No.

Mm-mmm, where do you think you're going? [both grunting]

[Hunters groaning]

- Twintuition! - Twintuition! [Tuffnut clearing throat]

Nice haircut.

Viking Cuts? You working hard, or hard - Is it hard to work? - Hmm.

[gasps]

Ah, foiled again.

All right.

We're marching in there and taking back what is ours.

We will not stop until Macey is home.

[Dragon Hunter talking]

I'm gonna kick open that door and then I'm going to Tuff, do you feel that? You mean a burning sense of purpose? Absolutely.

The return of my Macey No, no, no.

None of that.

The boat, it's moving.

[Tuffnut]

And that, my friend, is not good.

Not good at all.

[indistinct chattering]

[Ruffnut]

Whoa! [Tuffnut]

Whoa, cool! [Viggo]

My fellow hunters.

In the very near future, the Dragon Riders will be but a distant memory.

[all cheering]

However, time is unfortunately not on our side.

Thus, it is imperative that we complete Project Shellfire in a timely manner.

Only then will we reclaim the seas and shores that by all rights belong to us! [all cheering]

Now get back to work! Project Shellfire.

Sounds important.

No wonder they stole Macey.

Something this big would need one big, valuable, beautiful mace.

I think this is bigger than Macey, bro.

Bite your tongue.

Nothing is bigger than Macey.

Macey? [Tuffnut growls]

Tuff! I know this is gonna be hard or you to hear, but I need you to hear it, so I'm just gonna say it.

There comes a time in every Viking's life when they must give up the thing they love the most.

Stick out your tongue.

[grunts]

Ow! You may not be able to handle the truth, but here it is.

There are other maces in the armory.

- Oh! How could you? - And you'll find one as good as Macey.

Maybe even better.

Mace technology has come so far! Gods! [sobbing]

No, no.

We better split up.

You see, I have work to do, and that work doesn't involve a mace hater.

[sobbing]

Oh, God, no.

[grunts]

Twins? What twins? Stormfly? Jog his memory.

[growls]

[screaming]

Oh, oh! Yes, yes, yes, twin Dragon Hunters that wanted a Gronckle Iron mace repaired.

Dragon Hunters? They said they broke the mace over a Dragon Rider's head.

You know, the one with the high voice and the one leg.

[laughs]

Oh, wow.

Wonder who that could be.

Where did they go? I have no ide [growling]

[screams in panic]

[yelps]

Viggo's recalled all his hunters to a secret island base.

No one knows where it is.

Huh.

See, I think you do.

Oh, but if I tell you, I'll lose my life.

Not to mention my business.

[dragons growling]

[groaning]

[indistinct chattering]

[grunts]

[gasps]

Where did you get this mace? [snickers]

I took it from a Dragon Rider I defeated.

Uh.

I'm sorry.

You're right.

I stole it from two hunters who took it from a Dragon Rider.

Which two hunters? A pair of twins with blonde hair.

Both really skinny guys.

Or I suppose they could have been girls.

[gasps]

My goodness! Project Shellfire has been infiltrated.

We must be on high alert.

Search the camp for the Dragon Riders and bring them to me.

You heard the man.

This way.

[clanging]

Find the Dragon Riders.

[indistinct chattering]

You! Seen anything suspicious? No, I haven't seen anything.

Well, well, well.

Viggo's been looking for you.

[grunting]

Come on.

[laughs]

[grunts]

This is the only Rider we found.

Can I offer you anything? Some refreshment? I believe congratulations are in order.

You successfully infiltrated Project Shellfire.

Hiccup must be so proud.

Of course, your Gronckle Iron mace didn't do you any favors, now, did it? But let us put all that in the past, shall we? I'm prepared to reward you handsomely.

Oh, yeah? For what? And how handsome are we talking? Well, that really depends on you, and the quality of information you're willing to provide.

When are Hiccup and the others going to att*ck? Hmm, tonight.

They att*ck tonight.

Now you see, brother, I told you she would be reasonable.

- Move the elite guard into - Oh, no, wait.

No, he att*cks tomorrow.

Yeah.

No! Next week? No, wait, that's not right.

I'm not very good with dates.

What d Don't toy with us, girl.

Take your best sh*t, pal.

Oh, no.

I have a better plan for you.

[suspenseful music playing]

[hunter 1]

How goes the project? [hunter 2]

Better than I expected.

They followed these plans perfectly.

Once we're finished, the Riders will burn and their dragons will be the torches.

[hunter 2 laughing]

Is she right? Is this bigger than Macey? I think it is.

[sighs]

Can you ever forgive me, Macey? It has to be done.

Huh? [clicks tongue]

[sighs]

Oh, my Thor.

This is big.

This is ups It's upside-down.

Whoa.

This is huge.

[Ryker]

Our scouts reported that Hiccup and the Dragon Riders are approaching from the south.

[Viggo]

Just as I suspected.

Put the twin girl in place.

[gasps]

Ruffnut! It's nearly time.

Everybody into position.

[indistinct chattering]

[rope creaking]

Twintuition? [groans]

[Ruffnut screams]

Tuff! [yells]

[grunts]

- You gotta get out of here.

- I'm not leaving you.

Tuff! You have to run.

- No.

I'm staying.

- Please! You can't save me if you're tied up with me.

[all grunting]

Actually, sis, that's a good point.

[all grunting]

[hunter]

What's going on? [all screaming]

[Hiccup]

We get Ruff and Tuff out of there as quickly as we can.

Hiccup, what's going on over there? Whatever it is, I bet it's the twins' fault.

[growling]

[panting]

[grunting]

[screams, groans]

[Tuffnut screams]

[screams]

[growls]

[grunts]

[gasps]

Macey! What they say is true.

If you love something, let it go.

Some day, perhaps it will return.

- He went this way.

- No, over here.

I have two favorite things, yak jerky and kicking butt! And I don't have any yak jerky with me.

[screeches]

Hey, I gotta remember that line.

It really works.

[growls]

Hey.

Save some Dragon Hunters for me.

Sorry, Macey.

For us.

Open the gates.

[indistinct chattering]

So this is your great plan, huh? It's actually not that bad.

Uh, kind of gruesome.

Oh, there.

That's Ruffnut.

They're gonna drown her.

Snotlout, Fishlegs, you get Ruff out of there.

We will take out the archers.

Hurry, hurry.

We have to stop the water.

Hookfang, let's show 'em how we do it.

Uh, Snotlout? Can we get some cover over here? [yelps]

Make up your mind.

Fire.

- [grunts]

Hiccup! - Astrid! I got ya.

Let's finish this, shall we? Hiccup, when your opponent presents you with the opportunity to wipe out all of his pieces at once, it is the cunning player who seizes the moment.

Wider.

Whoa! [chuckles]

We sure could use some Changewing acid right now.

Have your dragons concentrate their fire.

We haven't completed the test.

Are you sure this is gonna work? We have no choice, Fishlegs.

Lay it on, bud.

Keep at it.

[grunts]

Yeah, but we should take cover first.

[Tuffnut yelling]

- What is that? - It's a full-on Thorston Battle Frenzy.

No! Oh, no! It's Macey and Tuff, back again.

Get him! Fly, Macey.

Fly.

Keep blasting.

[grunts]

Almost there.

[groans]

Uh, Hiccup.

They're out.

Macey.

[grunting]

It's about time you two decided to show up.

Point taken.

Come on, let's finish this.

Dragon Riders, to the air.

We still have men.

We can catch them.

No.

Now is not the time.

Project Shellfire must still be completed.

There do I see my father, my mother, my brothers and my sisters.

They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave shall live forever.

[grunts]

Sorry it had to end this way, bro.

There will always be a mace-sized hole in my heart, where she once lived.

- Guys - We know what you're gonna say.

Our twintuition got everyone k*lled.

Uh, yeah, something like that.

But without following our twintuition, we would never have found these.

These! They're plans for something huge.

What could Viggo be up to? Whatever it is, I don't think it's for hunting dragons.

How? How could you let them just You never listen, do you, brother? We are still right on schedule.