02x12 - Knuck Knuck! Who's Here?

[bunniefuu]

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uh

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strike sonic how about a lift

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next time look where you're going

knuckles we better wrap this one up

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well my evening just opened up maybe

i'll check out that new falafel place i

have a coupon for unlimited hummus

shalom losers

whoa

where am i you're in sonic shack oh cool

who's sonic i'm afraid that blow to the

head must have given knuckles amnesia

you mean like in hacky sitcoms no

but just in case we should take him to a

familiar place to refresh his memory

like in hacky sitcoms

your name is knuckles you're an echidna

from angel island and you're the last of

your kind you love lifting heavy stuff

you're the strongest one here

clearly huh try lifting some weights

maybe that'll jog your memory

still not remembering anything

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sticks what the heck everyone knows the

best way to cure someone of amnesia is

to scare them that's hiccups well no

harm no vowel whoa what happened you're

awake how many fingers am i holding up

oh sonic you know i can't count past

three just to be safe why don't you tell

us who you are and what you remember

about yourself i'm knuckles the echidna

i'm from angel island i'm the beloved

leader of this group and the last of my

kind

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why so glum you always knew you were the

last of your kind yeah but suffering

from head drama really got me thinking

clearly for the first time until i find

a family i'm all alone in this world

greetings good sir or madam my name is

knuckles and i am the last of my

for only pennies a day you two can

sponsor an echidna just like i just want

to be loved is that so wrong maybe you

should try another house

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hey can i live with you no okay i

understand wait

i'll take you in i could use a strapping

young man like you to help around the

house unpaid manual labor is just as

good as unconditional love i'm in

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that's my late husband oh how he loved

taking old-timey photos in that kiosk at

the mall

stop the furniture's only for company

but i thought i was company well aren't

you sassy for a house boy

young man we don't want to miss the

early bird special

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it's so much better eating supper at 4

p.m none of the usual riff raff oh hey

knuckles

guys let me introduce you to my new

grandmother mrs vandersnout

she seems

nice she sure is i got to spend all day

doing fun stuff like playing mahjong

writing angry letters to the newspaper

removing skeletons from her bird feeder

oh look at the time we need to head back

if we want to be in bed by 5 30. grandma

you're embarrassing me in front of my

friends my house my rules you don't like

it then i'll find a new house boy

hey

can we swing by my bob's place to get my

retainer

i'll never forget all the good times we

had together

that probably would have been a lot more

impressive if we'd actually had any good

times oh well i can't let that stop me i

have to find my family welcome knuckles

the newest member of our tribal family

sure he's one more mouth to feed during

this terrible famine but that's okay

a boulder is blocking access to the well

i could move it even though the weight

will blow out my knees and i'll lose my

athletic scholarship as the newest

member of the family i'll move the

boulder

your friendly and helpful demeanor is an

insult to our humble shame-mongering

culture it's clear now you'll never be

one of us

oh

oh sure go on leave us without any well

water we'll just die of thirst fine i'll

move the boulder

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say you look like well-adjusted folk but

hopefully i'm wrong and you're actually

the kind of people who take in a weird

stranger as a member of your family well

i always wanted a daughter i'm not a

girl i said i always wanted a daughter

careful not to stay in your brand new

dress pumpkin

heartbreaking isn't it yeah floral print

really draws attention to all the wrong

areas i see we hit him on the head again

oh sweet a councilman mcmatoy is that

the one with pencil pushing action oh

get me

let's go it's mine no it's not it's this

isn't working i was expecting a daughter

who is more ladylike i can be ladylike

what

i love your shoes

i don't really love her shoes huh

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well well well if it isn't my

arch-nemesis knuckles i'm sorry have we

met of course we met you got me fired

from two different jobs almost ended my

marriage you ruined my life oh yeah how

are you doing

hmm i'm not doing so hard either i just

want a family i can't find one maybe we

can be your family honey what are you

doing why would you invite him into our

home he's a demon incarnate

[Laughter]

well i'll admit his shoes are awful but

don't you get it the ultimate revenge

would be to prey on his vulnerabilities

first we welcome him into our family

then we turn him to the side of evil

if there's one thing i learned from my

time as teenage walrus girl it's you

gotta go along to get along

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so

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hey knuckles what's up oh just picking

up dinner for my family went to that new

falafel place we got stellar reviews on

eggman's food blog but enough chit chat

charlie and belinda are waiting

charlie and belinda but they're villains

they tried to destroy you

how dare you use facts to besmirch my

family a family who's loved and taken

care of me for the past 22 and a half

hours you're a heartless monster

[Laughter]

knuckles dear what's wrong sonic he said

you guys were

villains i think it's time for the talk

you see

we are villains but that doesn't make us

bad people well technically it does but

we took you in when no one else would

and if you want to continue being part

of this family then you'll have to be a

villain too

if i never eat baba ganoush again it'll

be too soon

[Laughter]

sorry guys nothing personal but family

comes first now knuckles be a good boy

and thrash them go for the jugular

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hey quit

out of the way nuts i'm not gonna fight

you they won't fight knuckles use them

as a human shield

[Laughter]

it's a good thing that after a day and a

half together i'm securing your

unconditional love for me i might take

this the wrong way

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ow charlie i'm not sure that this is how

families treat each other you imbecile

we're not family are you so dense you

don't even know when someone is taking

advantage of you this really gives me

something to think about

but i don't like thinking i like action

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kids you try and teach them right from

wrong and they just disappoint you

by picking right

glad to have you back knuckles sorry

guys i now realize i had a family all

along

charlie and belinda no wait i know this

it's on the tip of my tongue

let's say

we're your family knuckles

i wish i had a family like that maybe

someday someone will knock on my door oh

i'd take them in and treat them as my

own

oh well

that never happens