02x14 - FiendBot

[bunniefuu]

I found the flea market dude is that

tomato bottom is - that's the best one

in the entire series tomato Potamus

never worked in 3d game companies always

ruin their beloved franchises and they

never should have changed the color of

tomato paw Thomas's legs all the time

why did we ever stop the game was built

with a microchip made from spars 'i'm a

rare alloy that proved more valuable

than the cartridge itself all existing

copies were recalled and melted down

years ago

well they didn't get every copy you

never remind you that I'm the undefeated

tomato Potamus champ maybe you should

put your tomato where your mouth is tell

you what if any of you noobs can take me

down chili dogs are on me my latest

creation will surely destroy Sonic I've

never heard you make that claim before

this time it's different

I'm going to program fiend bot with

everything that's known about Sonic

he'll be able to anticipate that spiky

blue hamsters every move so what do you

got come on let's hear some pictures

Sonic's fast and he's blue he's brash

and cocky he's got rugged good looks I

mean he's got riches

oh you all thought I'd be the first one

out but the stereotype that girls are

bad at video games is not only offensive

but clearly on nevermind

you're sweating yet nuts I never sweat I

have a glandular problem we've reached

our 14 of the great tomato Potamus

challenge looks like we're about to

cross over to level 27 no one's ever

made it this far before

stupid water sonic number two oh and

what's this her name above Sonic

it's knuckles at number one forever

etched on the tomato Potamus scoreboard

yeah yeah you're the King Potamus so

what do you want on your chili dog do

they have Sonic tears because those

taste the sweetest natto input the video

data there is a data data data dogs

right now neither of them sounds right

or is it neither now else

[Music]

oh good you're awake lazybones ready for

a test drive one dozen chili dogs made

from the finest ingredients and my

finest I may not yet expired forget that

last part

I'll owe me to introduce fiend bot he

already knows you know really well tilt

fiend but I look forward to seeing him

in a landfill real before each battle

sonic engages in witty banter for an

average of 3.5 seconds allowing time for

targeted att*ck you really do know me

but have you met my real att*ck 72% of

sonic spin att*cks via right eight

degrees

[Music]

you saved my life

Thank You Sonic thank you what are you

waiting for

new data analysis complete

sonic not enemy sonic friend good one

fiend but it looks like I accidentally

programmed you with my trademark

sardonic wit the joy at parties but not

ideal for battle beam but this isn't

funny I can't believe you're turning

against me

especially after I went to the trouble

of programming you with my trademark

sardonic wait

so uh thanks for saving me from you I

guess see you around

[Music]

look you can't follow me my friends

don't like it when I bring home giant

destructive robots all right I got your

chili dogs you can quit gloating now hmm

tastes like victory and old socks

what was that not a giant k*ller robot

that followed me here that's for sure

responsibly there's no need

FIFA won't att*ck us Sonic not to doubt

your judgment but he was clearly created

by Eggman he's covered in m*ssile

launchers for crying out loud I see what

you're getting at

fiend bot does have a harsh ring to it

what have we changed it to something

completely different

I know friend bot dude tails couldn't

have been any clearer and you still

missed the point

whoa is this how you guys feel every

time I open my mouth mm-hmm what are you

doing with your heads friend bot could

have destroyed me but he didn't big deal

I could destroy you all the time destroy

what isn't right you Sonic detective hey

whoa whoa no need to blast knuckles out

of existence we're all friends here

seriously they'll give a chance my error

was making themed bot sentient I'm not

gonna make that mistake again that's why

I created this welcome to the team this

energy Buster is programmed with all the

same sonic Intel as fiend bot but with

none of the robot brain power I

understand

we'll talk later hot stuff

[Music]

does he have to come with us to meh

burger he doesn't even eat food come on

knuckles that's not fair you know meh

burgers not food did you miss me how can

we miss you you never go away

hey I'm fighting a big robot too you

know

we didn't feed but I'm supposed to be

the strong guy on this team

I'm to bring out the big g*ns

well g*n

[Music]

he saved sonic sonic was right friend

but did deserve that name change after

all give it to me straight tails how bad

is it friend BOTS

ai processor was destroyed in the blast

I replace it but Eggman made it out of

sparse iam I know where we can get some

but you're not gonna like it

you mean my high score will be erased

Oh dilemma thy name is tomato Potamus

okay here goes nothing system reboot

complete friends acknowledged

sonic I just thinking when BOTS too big

to fit in any of our houses what are we

supposed to keep them things will be

better this way you live out here where

there's plenty of space and we'll come

visit you all the time and if we need

you we'll just call you on your new team

communicator Sonic's voice 93% more

reassuring than usual trust mode

activated these are former Eggman robots

just like you you should have lots in

common they are not the brightest they

could use someone strong like you to

take care of them responsibility

acknowledged

farewell sequence initiated you friend

bod promise me you'll never forget that

I'm the tomato Potamus champion not

Sonic memory stored in your face