02x19 - The Princess Pride

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last time on Total Drama Action

just when the cast thought they were

safe I swung into surprise

I mean antagonize them Casper forced to

use their creative sides while showing

off their backsides as they made

superhero costumes out of spandex and

some other job nice.i course they were

foiled by the diabolical pythonic Asst

super evil alter ego of the villainous

shaft in a fight against evil the cast

proved they could be heroes and also

losers in the end the most diabolical of

them all was Duncan and Cordy who

conspired to have Harold bowed off and

nauseous l'shanah will super Harold

recover from betraying his homegirl will

Duncan and Courtney ever hook up maybe

you'll find out right now

maybe you won't on another totally

dramatic episode of Total Drama Action

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mommy dad up you in fine

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ten more seconds biggest burrito wins

think I'd make a good reality show host

excuse me I'm strategizing mm if you'd

strategize maybe you can manage

something more articulate maybe you

could blah blah blah

time's up Co competitors hey Linds what

do you got did you belt your burrito

it's a custom friendship bracelet I made

to join our two burritos for always and

ever we're disturbing but big-ish it

qualifies geek wad you managed to make

yours any bigger I give you the luscious

leshawna sweet check out the g*ns on

these beads

nothing you feel nothing not a tingle

not even Engel man the scratch gnaws has

destroyed my looks and my life

why Harold you're pathetic betrayal of

puppy love makes me want to hurl but you

did make the biggest burrito so you win

this isn't right I demand a second

neutral opinion please I'm not coming

anywhere near the infected who's

infected

is there a rash I can't afford a rash

you all have reality show itís a disease

which causes people to turn everyday

tasks into crazy challenges thus losing

focus on the real competition which I

refused to do when my good looks went so

did my winning edge but Courtney's still

managing to kick butt and she's not

nearly as good-looking as I am okay as I

was you know you're the only one taking

the game seriously I just wish I knew

how you did it all it's so inspirational

yes being me I'm glad to help you could

help more if you tell me your secrets

like how do you even get through life

with all your deformities so your answer

is denial okay Chris sir someone needs

an ego check

that's a glass slipper which means

today's challenge is a fairytale movie

dude if you ever steal my intro again

I'll have to personally boot you off the

show boo back oh wait he can and the

foot that fits determines the princess

for today's fairy tale movie challenge

the rest of you compete for the honor of

rescuing the fair princess I said the

fair princess and what we think is fair

is that the candidates be the ladies who

won last time Kourtney and Lindsay

they're totally typecasting me as the

ugly stepsister but now that my braces

are off I'm absolutely princess material

are you sure that's the right one it's

tiny like a kid's boot Oh our kid size

for what can I say

princesses are supposed to have Danny

feet huh can I do this privately it's

just a foot I think we've all seen those

before

get on with it Lindsay look at boys we

found Bigfoot I hear glass shoes have a

lot of stretch really um no feel like

I'm trying to jam a t-rex into a smart

car and make him buckle up

well if getting it on your big toe

counted you'd have won huh I am so going

to take this I don't know doesn't look

like it's gonna fit

I hope that safety class listen Courtney

we can go to a different selection

method let's get this over with before

she loses a foot and I lose another

lawsuit chef I have become the Beast

instead of the beauty a prince turned

into a frog the Courtney do that on

purpose no no she's not evil she's just

feisty I like feisty I like it a lot

it's story time

with uncle Chris once upon a time five

brave knights went on a quest to rescue

a princess from her ivory tower but it

wasn't gonna be easy

first the Knights had to get past my

very good friend the terrible toothless

troll and his badbrakes break to get

past the terrible toothless troll the

Knights had to wear disguises

there was the Frog Prince and the ugly

stepsister Sleeping Beauty and one of

her Seven Dwarves

and Little Red Riding Hood can we at

least make it Red Riding Hood l'm no

dice dude that's what it says in the

script good work kid and so the ugly

stepsister approached the terrible troll

I can't see oh yeah for this challenge

each night is blind

now we're in this story does it say the

Cowardly Knights complained so get it

together step eat and get crossing those

are wicked witches apples so they're

poisonous Rodney you might want to watch

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see Beth is just not Barry tail heroine

material hey you have a concussion

it's seeing double a bad sign next the

eighth dwarf he grabbed a fistful of

courage and headed across the bridge

this is for you leshawna yours truly has

developed some mad blind running skills

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sleeping Bigfoot boats go under bridges

not over them

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haha awesomeee you're up froggy then

it's captain hood at least my face will

be protected through further and dignity

Oh tough start go a little more to the

right sorry man hey man let me give you

a hand there I was down dirty and

deafened and I thought w w CD what would

Kourtney do and then it came to me she'd

use her head Justin still got it alright

then the final night attempting to enter

fairytale land is Little Red Riding Hood

look we're over this way seeing good

seeing chef is a transgender troll

priceless Rapunzel dude let down your

hair

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hey you can see how with his x-ray

vision that'd be cool

and so the terrible toothless troll

knocked off two losers but three semi

brave knights made it to the other side

and continued on their noble quest

whereupon I in my wisdom inspired them

with a vision of princess Courtney

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when I was a little girl I dream of my

first kiss it would come from my perfect

prints and in my dream it went like this

she's the most beautiful thing I have

ever seen yeah I must have been so busy

seeing her as a master strategist that I

didn't see her outer beauty Wow we'll be

the best looking couple in the kingdom

pardon I saw you cheap Duncan you don't

deserve to be her prince who d*ed and

made you the decider about me and

Courtney guys guys no need to fight at

least not until after this break will

Duncan inflict more deformities on

Justin or will Justin's rip physique

bring two tons of hurt down on Duncan's

head find out where we come back my

friends will be top

my friends will be

my prince will

my prince will tame

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oh she gets to wear that sparkly head

thingy

if you smell burnt toast and everything

looks like it's underwater does that

mean you have a concussion

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[Laughter]

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words that sorry brilliant it was so

brilliant I know everyone wishes they

could hear it over and over and over

again and now they can relive the magic

of Kourtney for only $12.99 call 555

sell out to get your authentic princess

Courtney CD before everyone else

downloads it illegally I'll take one I'm

gonna listen to this beautiful love song

and think of leshawna my prince will buy

me lots of hot dogs my prince will love

ponies - it's from leshawna yo Herald if

you play that skinny rich girl song and

think about me I'll have to k*ll you

after risking my life for you I've

realized how wrong I was with that

deformity cr*ck you're the most

beautiful girl I've ever seen and the

smartest what are the odds

thank you sir Justin more like sir

suck-up you know you could learn

something from Justin here it's nice to

get a compliment once in a while well

I'm waiting butter me up princess

did you see that

she wait her horse eyes at me I think

you do have a concussion are we supposed

to catch her no it's a classic princess

abduction as the villain makes a

whirlwind get away on a swift steed

guess old here didn't read the

script kick harder so that's how the

three Knight dudes lost the princess but

fate

aka me wasn't finished with them they

followed the troll all the way to a

fight to the death because that's how I

like my princesses say come on I was

just kidding about the compliment you're

cute okay I like your face it's nice I

won't disappoint you princess falling

for Cortney has been hard on the face I

think we'll have a no shoes policy once

we're dating sir Justin sir Duncan and

Sir Harold reached the ivory tower in

which the troll had stucked the type-a

princess but there was only one way to

rescue her

one of the brave knights had to slay the

dragon ooh I love a good dragon tail I

can't wait to see a real dragon so scary

we don't have a real dragon we're

reusing the alien monster guy

let the dragon-slaying begin be brave

knights Sir Harold

good luck loser sir Justin

Duncan what stealing another dudes air

kiss pathetic you're telling me yeah

you'll like it even better when I get

the real thing

I'll save you Courtney do princess

steely slap all you want Duncan the wind

you're kidding right then help me take

him down and I'll let you win I don't

care I just can't let him have Courtney

Gork nerdling Harold tight blues well

get them both chasing you for a mathlete

it was elementary ye olde alien dragon

was six meters from Justin and three

meters from Duncan they were running at

approximately 12 kilometers an hour or

three point three meters which made it a

matter of timing and I've got mad crazy

timing skills my granny's got more guts

than you

you're just gonna stop gnarly job sergej

now if we could just find this

animatronic beast center of operation

I'll claim my victory sorry Harold if

with Shauna were the prize I'm sure

you'd do the same thing your prince is

coming some Prince water rescue princess

Courtney - now you can for only 7995

order your very own princess Courtney

limited edition last boot doll playing

with the princess Courtney doll is more

fun and less dangerous than playing with

the real Courtney guaranteed wait wait

there's no kissing what yes it says here

that Prince Justin and princess Courtney

must sword fight to determine the true

winner whichever one of us wins the

sword fight gets immunity you're almost

too smart to be a princess but every

fairy tale I've ever read ends with a

kiss well Beth this is a modern tale

gals have to fight for themselves if

that's how it has to be no I am a noble

gentleman a brave knight a handsome

prince I would never hurt a lady

although a guy who's working with you is

apparently fair game I said I was sorry

Harold

I refuse to raise a sword to Courtney I

give up any chance at immunity to spare

her and now

sorry Justin I just can't let immunity

go you understand

I'm okay

Kearney wins immunity again

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so with immunity

Courtney is the first to win a golden

Kris I think she felt that cool get her

elbow before we continue the awards

though I have some news

Courtney's lawyers called and demanded

80% of all the profits from the princess

Courtney merchandise so not gonna happen

so we're renaming them after the only

other brunette left in the competition

back your very own princess Beth doll

and a contract stating you get 0% of the

princess Beth profits along with the

gilded Chris award you live another week

oh my gosh also still in the competition

Lyndsey Harold who will live happily

ever after

and we will die penniless and the last

guilty Chris goes to

Justin Duncan you're out what this is an

outrage

Justin should be going home yeah you're

right I was just kidding

Justin's actually the one who's been

eliminated and outraged huh all I meant

was that Justin deserve to go home I

worked really hard at getting him to

fall for me it's called strategy my

feelings had nothing to do with Duncan

getting voted off if I care about that

I don't Courtney there is no one even

gonna miss me

chow see you in the funny papers

farewell I'll feed is saying don't let

the door hit you in the okay stop

already I'm going but you'll regret it

with me gone this competition just got

80% less handsome all right 79 marketing

says our target audience is too old for

dolls they're just not telling

princesses att*ck

hey target audience make sure you don't

miss the next kiss build episode of

Total Drama Action now you see chef

that's how you play with dolls

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