02x22 - Crouching Courtney, Hidden Owen

[bunniefuu]

last time on Total Drama Action

the cast was able to let loose by rockin

a sock in it and trashing it like rock

star with an Appetite for Destruction

Courtney won invincibility prompting

none other than Lindsay to engineer a

coup against Duncan but when it came

time to vote

Lindsay accidentally voted herself off

the show will Beth survive without her

BFF will Owen ever start doing what I

tell him to all this and more on another

thrilling episode of

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dad

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asked me what I wanted to be and now I

think

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I believe how exhausting all that rock

and rollin was well I can't believe

Lindsay voted herself off yeah

even as her friend I have to say she

really outdid herself it was selfish and

thoughtless of Lindsay to leave so close

to the finals now there's three guys and

only two girls I'm basically being

forced to form an alliance with Beth

well Brady and I are going to bed don't

you want to stay up for a bit

we can watch a rom-com on my PDA no

thanks

cheese sour granny's tempting

I'm never gonna form an alliance with

you so you can find another sucker I

fallen for enough fake friendships to

know better they lure you in with the

promise of chocolate and before you know

it you're jacked up on cocoa butter

doing all their science homework never

again come on Frankie that tickles

wait a minute blankets don't have souls

gosh why don't you stop making my life

so brutal I don't know when it stops

being funny as in never how'd you go my

Mullis Cammy goes whoa check it out this

one snail she sounds just like leshawna

oh boy she even looks like leshawna see

same soft eyes same hard shell same

lusciously rounded booty they could be

twins

sweet dreams leshawna jr. this is so

exciting I don't know how I'll ever get

to

holy pizza pockets where the heck are we

oh man we're back at Camp Wawanakwa

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wires I take back my whoa honorable

competitors welcome to the total drama

come foo reward challenge sh*t on

location here in the beautiful Japanese

woods today we pick girls against boys

fair the guys outnumber us three to two

gear down Courtney only two of the boys

are competing today

Owen earned himself a penalty last night

when he snuck off set to uh go

skateboarding but I never ride something

with wheels that small yes you would oh

you mean last night last night ride yeah

I flagged a taxi and went into town day

at the skate park

check out this gnarly fakie 720 trick

okay I grabbed a burger I could see that

he does have an appetite Chris wants me

to spy on the two teams and pick one to

sabotage which bites I only agreed to be

a mole cuz they offered me enough cash

to pay off my mom's dead on that cheese

seller and I hate being so sneaky and

under panted but getting out of

challenges rules in kung-fu movies

actors train with stunt choreographers

before they film their fight scenes so

today each team will have a trainer and

a fighter pick your roles and train as

hard as you can in the kung fu style of

your choice battle begins when noble

hair on flies East and inhuman that

would be four hours may the best food

there are so many fighting styles to

choose from

monkey tiger chicken dolphin great you

could be the fighter it's about time the

nerdling learn how to fight and I'm more

than happy to teach them of course the

best way to learn how to throw a punch

is to get punched repeatedly come on

come on work those pecs get in this end

zone with it you make him wax my car -

which one's yours one with the pain I'm

on it whatever you need

much already it's an exercise with your

reflexes you can eat whatever you catch

how was I supposed to know the bees

would swarm it was supposed to be like a

lesson for Muhammad Ali right float like

a butterfly sting like a bee we are so

gonna win this that's one heck of a

powerhouse kick the key to landing a

powerful blow is motivation if you want

to hit something bad enough nothing will

stand in your way okay so try and hit me

weak lame it's even gonna try come on

grandma

my cat punches harder did I mention I

kissed leshawna

better better

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most building competitors welcome to the

total drama kungfu showdown

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see the fighters go in the robot suits

and the trainers operate them with these

here joysticks so what the heck was all

that training for if I can't even

control my own arm it's a lesson in Zen

oh student two minutes till the match

begins

suit up fighters stop freaking yourself

you know if practice when the beautiful

geisha sounds the gone the match will

begin Oh Chris I'm afraid you guys are

confusing cultures geishas are Japanese

but kung-fu is Chinese Thank You Duncan

my pleasure dude watch out for a bad

roundhouse kick it's a k*ller thanks

miss Owen come on we're a team you're

the only ones getting any inside info

you sir are a true gentleman

Wow stupid shoes so where are you just

talking to the guys about us what no no

I was just you know giving them some

advice really it's so sweet of you I

don't suppose you have any advice for us

oh that's okay we understand watch out

for Harold's left hook it's a k*ller if

Owen is willing to help

maybe he'll join my alliance with Beth

you know once best says yes oh why won't

she say yes so which team got the inside

track what you're supposed to sabotage

one of the team's not be all nice emic

fair pants no way am I being nice e but

picking which team to sabotage is hard

guys are my team the girls are trying so

hard but the guys keep just hit the gong

already

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sorry

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oh my nuggets are now my niblets This

Means w*r

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hmm that's gonna hurt think she's still

alive come on back and find out medic

wakey-wakey

oh that's smarts and the winners are I

just like to be unstrapped now if that's

not too much trouble

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cause suddenly I can breathe better than

usual chefs sword gave my nose hairs a

wicked trim sweet huh

the guy's won the first challenge and

they'll be continuing on to compete for

the reward girls your god here's where

things get interesting uh I hate when he

says interesting it always means painful

correction exciting me painful

interesting always means

life-threatening each of you must carry

a glass of water to the top of the

tallest mountain in Japan now fancy

there you'll find a bonsai tree guarded

by a mysterious kung fu master try not

to spill any water on your way up you'll

need it to brew kung fu tea as payment

for the bonsai and if there isn't enough

tea to fill the Masters sacred cup

you'll wish you were wearing a sacred

cup first guy to bring the bonsai back

down the mountain alive wins and as an

added bonus

our lovely geisha Oh will act as a guide

and loyal manservant during your deadly

fight ha ha

as for the girls you're sentenced to Zen

lessons

aka kitchen duty

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will you guard little Hashanah Junior of

course oh let's get this over with

right behind you just gotta tighten my

laces

slow and steady rising like incense

smoke stupid water glass sacred bonsai

tree my butt whoa since when are you

part mountain goat

it's the Geisha shoes they make me feel

light as air

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watch out for leshawna junior safe and

sound

aren't you huh oh yes oh yes we totally

could have won the reward if you could

take a punch

you're the one who insisted on being the

trainer would you totally suck dad shut

your traps and grab a plate well I guess

if it wasn't coordinated this would be

really hard to do but since it is

I guess I'm okay to try excuse me

pick a fight you can't win for Warrior

kung fool noodle soup vegetable stock

noodles and the seven deadliest species

of fish known to man

you got your habit piranha cause and so

please let's give security

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now who's ready to start no one would be

funny spilling Harold's water glass on

his crotch no thanks

why not just don't feel like it

okey-dokey smokey but let me know if you

change your mind

Duncan's barely holding his water glass

if you pull out that righteous left hook

of yours oh gentle geisha me Duncan the

water this mountain we're all the same

all one Oh gotcha thanks Duncan your

k*ller left hooks what goddess here it's

the least I can do anyway you would have

done the same for me you know we could

keep helping each other and split the

reward that's not a bad idea

teammate oh you guys are actually using

like teamwork sweet

it's called total teamwork action you

got to stir up some juice for our

bloodthirsty fans back home oh yeah you

don't break up the lovefest we'll send

you straight home and forget about the

money we promised you okay I can't do

this I'm allergic to fish but I've seen

you eat fish before yeah I'm allergic to

them when they're still alive hey this

is what she gets for trying to

manipulate me into forming an alliance

two can play that game

Wow take care of all the fish you know

as a friend

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left right left left right left

whoa how the heck am I gonna break up

this dynamic duo

there's so gosh-darn dynamic whoa Harold

your dad did leshawna jr. say something

I think LJ has a message for us what is

it girl

speech sounds like something about

b*ating Duncan to a gooey pulp can't be

LJ would never do did she just say kick

his butt she totally did ah

leshawna leshawna as Confucius once said

forgive thy enemy be reconciled to him

you inspire me to be better LJ let me do

the same for you

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look I'll do anything to make this

alliance happen of course I know that's

trying to counter manipulate me but

that's okay because I'm counter counter

manipulating her it's called a counter

top hello no I miss you miss most about

leshawna the one you voted off not the

one in the box

well there's her lilting laugh go on and

her delicate beauty sorry sorry it's

just that girl is as delicate as a

freight train and sorry Duncan not cool

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brain

Morgan pool noodle soup master thank you

kind geisha and I won't even eat till

you're all full swearsies Oh tastes like

poison those bull fruits

Morty best friend after you best friend

have you ever thought about the two of

us forming a girl alliance sweet

leshawna jr. you guided me to victory

what can I do for you in return release

you back into nature but but

I'm a man of my word hush my darling

don't make this harder than it already

is there now be free that's sad

and by sad I mean pathetic will the

Shona Junior make it out of here before

2020 will Herald throw it all the way to

chase his snaily love or will we come up

with something a little more exciting

you bet we will and find out what it is

next time on Total Drama

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