02x23 - 2008: A Space Owen

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last time on Total Drama Action in a

world they didn't create two honorable

warriors and two irrepressible foes

battled for kung-fu supremacy no

mountain was too high no Obi sash too

tight in the end Herald won the reward

but Courtney had an even bigger victory

winning Beth over but it's gonna take

more than a puny lives to survive this

week on Total Drama Action

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mom and dad are doing fine

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asked me what I wanted to be in

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Oh Oh my back

Oh what's with the mattresses are they

filled with rocks or something maybe I

failed Duncan's mattress with rocks and

maybe I didn't but yeah I totally did

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good morning cast or should I say good

middle-of-the-night

hope you're all well rested and ready to

boldly go where very few men and even

fewer ladies have gone before wait a sec

I could have sworn we already did

caveman movies we did Harold but we had

to reuse the costume since my

astronomical salary accounts for roughly

97 percent of the show's budget ah dude

it's the middle of the night and I was

having the best dream about a bottomless

deep-dish pizza

sorry Owen while today's movie genre may

start at the dawn of time it quickly

moves up oh now we're doing outer space

movie was your first clue genius

I think splitting off from the guy than

forming a girl alliance with Courtney is

really paying off I mean you heard her

right she called me a genius I love

sci-fi don't you get enough science

fiction with that imaginary boyfriend of

yours

what's his fake name again brainy it's

Bray D and he's totally real listen up

space cases you'll soon be facing some

out-of-this-world challenges but first I

have a very special surprise for you

each of you has received one special

item sent to you from the outside world

which right now must feel like a distant

planet oh what'd I get

a citizen of the school year trophy let

me see that awarded to the most trusting

caring honest student who always puts

others before himself

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ever since Chris brought me back to

cause mischief and stir up trouble for

cash I feel like I'm living a lie well

because I am sabotaging my friends makes

me feel so dirty but my family needs the

money

anxiety gas my nunchucks awesome Oh what

is that just I need a minute when I was

head of the school debating team my

partner walked out on me during the

biggest debate of the year because she

felt I wasn't being a team player I went

on to win it without her take that

Britney Reed

this photo is a reminder if you want

something done right you do it yourself

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dude that's one small dog it's not a dog

it's a tarantula I March rachel is like

the fourth most deadly spider in the

world there are only dangerous when

they're startled by loud noises

mad k*ller spider can you believe it No

not even remotely

wait is that a candy ring somebody say

candy

I thought your boyfriend was a model

aren't like models rich Brady says it's

a sweet ring for his sweet lady looks

more like a breakup ring to me if it was

lime-green then maybe Courtney would

have a point but this is cherry

and everyone knows that cherry is a

Flavor of Love all right g*ng time to

blast off to the great unknown everyone

knows a good outerspace movie has three

things in common one the zero gravity is

always a trip to the g-forces our k*ller

in three everything is recycled in space

including number one and number two oh

cool

which brings us to our first challenge

I'll meet you at the thrill ride set in

ten minutes did he say real right the

way to achieve zero gravity is to fly a

jet on a parabolic course with large

vertical climbs and even larger vertical

drops but with the price of jet fuel

today we're gonna simulate the effect on

this makeshift station

which will hit the optimum speed needed

to keep you all in a perpetual state of

zero gravity um have I mentioned my fear

of heights and falling and floating in

mid-air at Heights that could result in

falling is that thing even up to code

your first outerspace challenge will be

to spend the rest of the night on the

shuttle sleeping in zero gravity

conditions that doesn't sound so tough

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he said lunch lunch

don't let me die please don't let me die

it's gonna be a long night better get

some sleep if you can

Duncan can I have your pillow mine

floated off somewhere

no can do babe I already gave it to

scruffy zero geez can be tough on the

little guy

if I'm going to play second fiddle to a

tarantula whoa I hate that gross hairy

creature and his pet spider too boy you

have it good best your snack is stuck to

your finger so you don't have to go

chasing after it just one of the many

pluses of being a kept woman so uh you

gonna finish that I think you're making

a mistake being exclusive to one guy why

tie yourself down when you can keep

playing the field like one OMG

Harold is so crushing on me that's the

power of a ring on the finger all guys

want what they know they can't have

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I just saw this in race to save space 3

we have to manually override the

navigation system quick someone grab the

joystick thingy

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I'm evil

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they're they're stuffy I got your little

buddy we have to plug the hole quick

find something big and 4th inning

why are you looking at me like that

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well Harold aren't you gonna offer to

help me down wasn't planning on it

huh hey so wants me that was smart

sealing the breach with those two

pillows chef those aren't pillows oh oh

the breeze takos oh stop it I like it

nice going ladies it was your quick

thinking that saved the group as a

reward you'll both get to decide the

order of who goes first to last at the

next challenge I'm going last so I can

watch the others try the challenge and

fail that way I can learn from their

mistakes mama didn't raise no sucker

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enough messing around alright g*ng if

you thought spending the night zero G's

was a stomach-churning experience then

you're gonna love this next challenge

who can last the longest on the g-force

trainer or as I like to call it the

Vomit Comet if you thought you were

under pressure before wait till you feel

the effects of four times Earth's

gravitational force I'm starting to

think we shouldn't have gorged on chili

for lunch yeah that may have been a bad

call

plenum over that game thing hmm maybe

just one more Bowl remember crew

Courtney and Beth have already picked

the order Harold you're up first

awesome I'd hate to be going last in

something called a vomit comet thanks

for taking one for the team Courtney too

late the order is set is this the part

where I thank you this is exactly what I

tried to warn Courtney about but would

she listen no and now we're both in

trouble our girl alliance is off to a

very shaky start

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have a nice spin Harold hey we're weird

scruffy go

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five point six seconds that is just sad

Harold for the last time I'm off the

market am i doing the right thing I

thought I was but now that I see the

pain I'm putting Harold through I just

don't know anymore he's like a little

lovesick puppy it's kind of pathetic but

in an endearing way if I was the last

man alive in space and Beth was the last

woman then maybe we'd have a chance but

here on earth please think about how

disappointed leshawna and heather would

be I just can't do that to the ladies

where's my scruffy

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there there scruffy is in a better place

now

yeah anywhere but here now maybe Duncan

will focus on someone with slightly less

hairy legs me yeah I'm pretty broken up

but in a way I'm relieved too it's not

always easy knowing the cute little

creature lying next to you at night

could suddenly k*ll you in your sleep

well I guess I won't need to sleep with

a baseball bat under my pillow anymore

give me one good reason not to b*at you

to a pulp yes I knew my mind powers

would kick in when I needed the most

it's that stupid mattress I still have a

stabbing pain in my back who stabbed you

in the back it wasn't me

I'm a good guy not some dirty

backstabber

I swear you gotta believe me he um

nothing to see here carry on I'm not cut

out for a life of crime the guilt is

eating away at me faster than the chili

through my stomach lining I'd quit but I

need the cheddar someone's gotta pay for

all that family cheese all right Owen

you're next

Harold sock the managed to keep his

lunch down so at least you'll have a dry

run

ten point three seconds you people stink

at this game you're up next

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speaking of stinking what is that smell

hey I'm no math whiz but I'm pretty sure

that one small spacetimes chili parts ^

10 equals do not enter at all costs

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ian's most impressive donkey my man but

I'm deducting 10 seconds for puking that

was totally disgusting how could you do

that to me

at least the rides snap my spine back

into place no more pain wanna bet

it's down to YouTube Beth your slightly

soiled chariot awaits if we both refuse

to do the challenge then we'll have

strength in numbers at the elimination

ceremony you're with me on this right

Beth if I can take the plunge and say

yes to Brady then surely I have the

strength of will needed to climb into

Evonik coated space suit and get hurled

around like a rag doll for five minutes

they're practically the same thing right

what's it gonna be Beth

um the girl Alliance is sticking

together crisp we're both refusing to

participate

seconds a new vomit comet record what

wasn't so bad once I got past the

crippling smell and wishy feeling

between my toes that was the sickest

thing I've ever seen I'm impressed

oh you totally reek that's just the

smell of victory victory smells a lot

like vomit

you made your point Harold I'm calling

it off with Brady and giving us a try Oh

Brady and I were never meant to be I've

returned the ring but last chance

Courtney ride the vomit comet now or

risk a ride in the limousine later no

way i forfeit well then in light of best

willingness to get her feet wet so to

speak

I declare her the winner of today's

challenge hope yeah that gumbo

Wow girls are really going at it in

there yeah it's the Astro hot versus the

Astro not I love a good catfight I too

love a good catfight but one with real

cats who are tiny boxing clubs I can't

believe you would against me like that

you deserved it for being so mean and

bossy towards me well if that's how you

feel the girl Alliance it's over fine as

usual I'm better off on my own there's

no team and I so from now on it's the

Kourtney Alliance and I'm in it to win

it

yo yo what's up H man what's it to you

traitor what are you talking about who's

a traitor if that's even a real word

I've been doing some calculations and

you were the only person not accounted

for at the time of the fuselage

malfunction care to tell me where you

were you can't fight your way out of

this one Owen feeling guilty about

something

oh man I'm sorry I asked

math never lies but apparently oh when

the traitor does huh yeah

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and five shall soon become four as we

bid farewell to another cast member

everyone

cast your votes this'll teach you to

mess with my Slurpee bye-bye Schrader

Carol talk to me I know it the third

Alliance is over back off

there's a reason this is called secret

voting people and the gilded Chris goes

to Beth Oh N Duncan

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sorry arrow your limousine oh wait get

on with it Doris I kind of had that

coming

fifth place but Owens the traitor you

gotta watch that guy like a hawk no wait

a falcon their eyesight is way superior

haven't I suffered enough

we'll see about that

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you'll see how our remaining contestants

supper next time on total

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