Last time on Total Drama Action,
An all-night heart-to-heart led to Courtney and Duncan patching things up
but there was a catch and
Lovebirds weren't the only animals on set as the cast were each paired up with an animal buddy to train in their image
While some bonded with their animals others butted fans in the end Beth won invincibility
Duncan's boat sent Courtney packing and a timely message out at Owen as the mall
earning Emma C in the lame-o Z
which brings us to the final two who woulda guessed and who'll be taking home our grand prize of
1 million dollars find out right now on total drama
Asked me what I wanted to be and everything playing
I
Never thought I'd be the last girl left on Total Drama Action
Yep. Now, it's just me all alone in the scary trailer. I
Miss all my girls even Heather. Oh
It's best shattering again, huh with a face like that I'd be scared too. Right guys
Alright nobody left to laugh on my excellent zingers
Good news is there's also nobody left to reek up the trailer with jungle breath
Nobody to wake me up with screaming night terrors
Mommy, mommy and nobody with any chance at taking my guaranteed million away
Put a blindfold on loser man, I'm never gonna get to sleep
What
It's a PD day ma
Huh tight, but not painful chefs losing his edge wait
It's gonna help make sure that one of us wins a million dollars
All I'm planning is to make sure that the one of us is me. We could work together like team Z's
Team Z's reach over to a tiny that 'allah New York. Oh sure and then you leave me here and get a head start
I don't have a mean bone in my body
I like everybody like me
Really even Heather and Courtney always said you made her feel like you can undo me or not scooch over
When I was a kid my insisted on sending me to muskrat boys
We had to wear don't Yvette and sell apples
But all the knot tying lessons meant I'm pretty much a Houdini at tying and untying stuff came in handy a bunch of ways
I don't think ma had in mind
And what's today's delicious special rose lab rat snot Getty with booger balls
Wait chef
food fresh fruit to ward off scurvy hot flapjacks to prevent
Lice or whatever all prepared according to my highest personal standards chef in a good mood
That's like Heather saying she's sorry you have to take advantage of it while it's happening
Mateys me parrot Chris jr. Jr. Jr. and I want to congratulate you
landlubbers for making it to the final two and as he can probably tell today be
space
zombies movie day
It's actually
Pirate movie day and you're on deck for a swashbuckling obstacle course followed by a treasure hunt through the entire
Seasons challenges and if you want to clean your million-dollar booty, you might want to rethink that all for one one for all the front
Somebody has to win right? I guess it might as well be me
To be nice. I could share the prize with Lindsey or with Brady my totally real boyfriend
He already likes me heaps, but a million dollars never heard of girls attractiveness
Obstacle number one swab the poop deck
Obstacle number two pun intended
grab a flag shimmy up the grease pass and fly your Jolly Roger and finally a
Cannonball the target is the monster chomped movie set ready?
set and
I
Get it the food place the blacks it is right nice. Nope. Just going out and start going out
What do you mean? That's the last meal. I'm ever going to serve on his two-bit show
I got me a gig Stefon honest w*nk*r crew see so you can kiss my
Goodbye. Yeah. Yeah, and I got a job hosting the Oscars very funny
Who's laughing?
Well, I ain't cleaning it up hey Chris more swabs over here
If our contestants think they have it rough the people on chefs
Fancy cruise ship will have to suffer through a slop with no chance of winning a million. I don't think you want to keep going
Looks like Duncan will be the first to finish the deck
Whatever it's not done yet
Which means Duncan isn't either
Beth geez, sorry
Wait, it's one of the roads of niceness. Hope you're ready then fit because the gloves are coming off
So maybe that wasn't super nice of me looks like I might have won cutthroat bone in my body
Just one of those teensy weensy ones in your ear. Let's call it my cutthroat cochlea
Too bad nobody's around to help you
Okay, I think I'm gonna fall for the nice girl stick again fat chance later. Loser
Get bail, we're a team. I fly solo. I'm a maverick dude without this job
You'd still be selling Street meat outside the bus station
That's it
Ever pod in air cannon before
Not this particular model, if you're gonna hit that target, it's gonna take a whole lot of air
Hmm something's missing what know you poem by my grandma maggot chef
Are you okay after a whole season of lips now? You want to know if I'm okay
She's crying get in
Seriously buckle up cannonball you're gonna fire the cannon or are you just gonna stand there and be useless now?
You see that bad attitude is why I'm out of here
I've had with watching you do your bogus job and get all the glory
Well, I'm stuck with all the grunt work Hosting is way harder than what you do. I dare you to try it sometime
Ah, let's go. All right be my guest guys trying to win a million bones over here. Okay
Okay, just like the rest of you top oh you'll see I'll see what how easy it is
Have you even ever read a cue card?
I
Would have to leave you in the hands of mr. Personality here and get out with my super easy hosting duties
I'm totally capable of sh**ting a girl out of a cannon on my own
Thank you. Guess we'll see aren't you forgetting something? It's about that time
When people might go to the fridge or change channels and not come back
Hmm who will win the million bucks who will not do not touch that clicker
We will find out right after this
Okay, so what am I supposed to
Do I'm your righteous new ho yeah
Can we get on with it so I can collect my million welcome here kid
Yeah through all the challenges Chris told us
Oh and did your ex hos tell you that if you correctly answer a trivia question
You skip the challenge and move on to the next one right on sh**t
Okay, bro, who got the space boot after the alien movie challenge, duh?
Geoff and Bridgette
They made out like non-stop follow what question where was the weirdest place those lovebirds ever made out?
How am I supposed to know that Bridgette talks about it like non-stop?
because if I listen to some girl blah blah plieing about her love life too bad then time to get it on with
alien
whatever
I kicked its butt twice already maybe but in the spirit of Bridgette and Geoff you got a Mac on that space BJ
Let's make this gross fist nice and slobbery, don't be shy now
Yeah, I'd rather kiss Heather again
Nothing stupid chefs doing my job so I'm doing his stupid job
Did you two have a fight none of your beeswax?
Duncan has a huge lead and you've got an air cannon to pump go
Who was left on the editing floor after the make a movie challenge and follow up?
What was he reincarnated from is he she's such a freak. It could be anything
No part mocks, bro. Can I stop with this bro stuff already?
So I got a haul the movie here up the hill again been there done that you haven't done squat this time
You gotta hold the hill up
Get to with our boy
Salty trade winds those onions still bugging you chefs leaving the show
I guess it was hard for him toilet away in the kitchen all day all alone. Maybe he just wants more attention
Really have you tried being nice works for me sometime
The foster care and more, thank you
Sorry guy since you cannot tell me where transphobia came from this time the horse lands on me
Sure. Why not?
Your question I have to answer a question I am NOT reading all these stupid cue cards again
Just tell me who was voted out first and why you mean Jeff and Bridget and where was the weirdest place they ever? Yeah
Oh my gumdrops Bridget used to tell this crazy story. Ah
privacy time to catch some sweet artificial rays
Sure smells nice in here my coconuts I
Know the Gwen's favorite band is the god lead mine expl*si*n
She wants a 67 Mustang her brother has a Gibson Les Paul guitar, but I'm supposed to remember her lizards names. Who cares
Let me guess release the hounds and they can smell blood
So then the mime sneaked up on Trent in the crowd
Which was not fair because mines are super good at sneaking even when they're in an invisible box
But the terrible surprise made poor little Trent wet his pants in front of everyone, right?
You're right
I
Don't know DJ like SOG dogs roam and horror movies. Don't scare me. Haha
Bring it on now playing the miracle of tiles
I'm doing the job of two people here how to run this much since basic training
Gwen's lizards are named Angus and Vampira. Now. What? Oh
so
Then all you girls miss Gwen when she got the boot sure
Well, some of us, I mean, I like one and everything, but she got so far last time I guess I thought it was
The mines are buried the blindfold is redundant redundant
Before Courtney got her overbite fix. She bit like half her tongue off
I'm not supposed to know that well see us bullheaded him. This is sec ha
Well one time I was in the bathroom when she snuck in tainted ice-cream cone
But that wasn't even the biggest thing Owen pulled out of his nose at Christmas is that enough of an answer chef
What kind of hoes are you Oh
Chef sterling has dug a big hole for Beth. Duncan's got a five challenge lead
Run Beth run like the wind
It's still anybody's game folks and start biting those nails now as hosts
It's your job to ramble on not to make the contestants ramble on look
How about all follow Beth if you catch up to Duncan fine, but not because I needed help
Kaleidoscope thought she was 87 years old and the reincarnation of her own grannies
Owen actually has 139 favorite foods in a political order
There's Alaskan king crab American cheese apples apple cobbler apple crisp apple pie
I don't know who's wedding just and cried at what kind of curly man cries at a wedding anyway
Drop me in your dead meat
His own aunt lady Mimi CCGT Ladue de
Where's Duncan
Some question is sweet Harold left after the space challenge
You know Chris told me he'll miss the heck out of you if you leave
Yeah, he said that yeah, he totally did wish me luck. Oh
Look at this dispensable outcome
The next question could determine who climbs the golden ladder to Glory town and who slides down the stinky slide to Loserville?
All right who was voted off after the animal buddy challenge Courtney?
Finally, I may not file away. Everybody's stupid details all the time, but I do know a thing or two about Courtney
Because she insisted
Perfect. The one person I didn't like enough to learn everything about
What was Courtney's band's name?
Watching a lawsuit against the show
Totally cheating
separately
Wow, that's interesting
But that wasn't the question Courtney's band was the type a psychotic crazy later losers. Hold on, bro
That was best question. Your question. What color is Courtney thinking up right now? Are you serious?
I don't know
Anything about me tough luck you both have to do the last challenge. That's okay
I kind of liked the animal buddy challenge it bit. But at least it won't k*ll us, right and that's
Boring, that's why instead. I'm bringing back the shame. Yes
the quaking is the foam machinist face bashing this challenge of all the
disaster movie earthquake
challenge
This sucker tossed the mighty Owen around like a rag doll contestants ready good luck suckas
Just stay low and try not to poop your pants
Yeah
There's your teams he's okay
Made me think of you really want a hand
The way you t*rture the kids you're a natural
You know that knocking them down bruising them up k*lling their spirits
Nobody could do it quite like you pal really mean that if you really want to leave the show, it's cool. Good luck
Now I couldn't leave you all alone like that. You'd be terrible audio. You're not that good. So
you'll stay out argued race and a vacation deal and that's Venus these suckers all
Oh, forget it fast go on without me
Ya
Can't finish first they can at least tie for first
If your retainer wasn't so file, I'd kiss you
Okay, I have a boyfriend
It's a tie so what exactly are we gonna do about the million dollars?
02x25 - Mutiny on the Soundstage
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